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What should I do for my 37th birthday?

Literally have no clue what to do.
naked hilarious casino wrinkle
  06/21/18
Location?
Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate
  06/21/18
nyc
naked hilarious casino wrinkle
  06/21/18
Take your pretentious MFH friends and go to Guadelupe Inn in...
Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate
  06/22/18
LOL that sounds like the worst night ever. Drown yourself.
Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy
  06/22/18
(guy who still thinks Rose Bar is cool)
Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate
  06/22/18
(Weird tool who suggested the worst evening imaginable)
Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy
  06/22/18
(fat and full of shit, dedicates 90 percent of waking life d...
Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate
  06/22/18
(Brooklyn dinner theater enthusiast)
Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy
  06/22/18
...
wonderful business firm goal in life
  06/22/18
The food is great and the burlesque is fun and more irrevere...
Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate
  06/22/18
(Guy defending his love of Brooklyn dinner theater)
Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy
  06/22/18
(weird, fat aspie who name drops irrelevant places/things th...
Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate
  06/22/18
(Weird geek namedropping brooklyn dinner theater spots and f...
Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy
  06/22/18
See, I'm not name dropping and you think that's what other p...
Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate
  06/22/18
No, I think (or rather know) that anyone suggesting Brooklyn...
Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy
  06/22/18
Inthufferable geek!!! He knowth!!
Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate
  06/22/18
absolutely devastating
vibrant station
  06/23/18
ur like 40. grow the fuck up you weird faggot.
Talented church building preventive strike
  06/22/18
you can watch the show from the bar, for free. fuck paying ...
wonderful business firm goal in life
  06/22/18
2 chicks at the same time
lascivious prole
  06/21/18
...
wonderful business firm goal in life
  06/22/18
ran here
Brass hideous scourge upon the earth box office
  06/23/18
have ur wife cook u a nice dinner and do this: https://imgur...
Fuchsia liquid oxygen sound barrier
  06/21/18
Holy shit. I like it here.
Exhilarant Maize Principal's Office Yarmulke
  06/22/18
wtf
fear-inspiring copper space circlehead
  06/22/18
wtf
Startled institution
  06/22/18
haha wow holy shit
histrionic lemon death wish
  06/22/18
wtf?
hairraiser coffee pot
  06/22/18
wow really glad xo loves shitty 4chan reposts
white whorehouse double fault
  06/23/18
did u draw this? I think u drew this
vibrant station
  06/23/18
pattaya
Glittery ceo pisswyrm
  06/22/18
beat the fuck out of your brother in law
Talented church building preventive strike
  06/22/18
Locate the deepest below-ground-level public library floor f...
soul-stirring internet-worthy library pozpig
  06/22/18
...
Ocher beady-eyed orchestra pit
  06/22/18
Let me smoke the tutu in your pipe
histrionic lemon death wish
  06/22/18
...
Disturbing Kitchen
  06/22/18
Wait, why would the bus just wait for him as he shops at Who...
nubile ruby lay kitty
  06/22/18
Now Im fiending for red velvet cake with cream cheese frosti...
hairraiser coffee pot
  06/22/18
(red velvet expert)
Purple home azn
  06/23/18
How fat are you now
Sick vivacious fat ankles
  06/22/18
Poast, Pizza Tracker, masturbate to Liara Roux.
Drab Cruise Ship
  06/22/18
Asian sex massage
nubile ruby lay kitty
  06/22/18
1. If you live near family, have dinner with family, gf/wife...
Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy
  06/22/18
Yo! Sweet protip right here boi: Take out ya favorite girl ...
soul-stirring internet-worthy library pozpig
  06/22/18
...
cracking french spot nibblets
  06/22/18
Hit the driving range in Chelsea Piers wit while sipping col...
excitant hyperactive blood rage
  06/22/18
jfc
Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate
  06/23/18
...
soul-stirring internet-worthy library pozpig
  09/05/18
I should have kill self when I hit 35, so killing self is an...
haunting abode becky
  09/05/18


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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: naked hilarious casino wrinkle

Literally have no clue what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288399)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate

Location?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288409)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:52 PM
Author: naked hilarious casino wrinkle

nyc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288412)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate

Take your pretentious MFH friends and go to Guadelupe Inn in BK - food & burlesque show. Then go to bar hopping around weirdo hipster Bushwick bars for a night cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36289860)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy

LOL that sounds like the worst night ever. Drown yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate

(guy who still thinks Rose Bar is cool)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291093)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy

(Weird tool who suggested the worst evening imaginable)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291109)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate

(fat and full of shit, dedicates 90 percent of waking life desperate to seem "cool" to an autistic internet message board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291157)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy

(Brooklyn dinner theater enthusiast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291178)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: wonderful business firm goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291205)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate

The food is great and the burlesque is fun and more irreverent than the TTT Slipper Room, are you mad that your titties are bigger than the dancer's? That'd ruin my night too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291214)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy

(Guy defending his love of Brooklyn dinner theater)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291217)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate

(weird, fat aspie who name drops irrelevant places/things thinking it sounds cool)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291275)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy

(Weird geek namedropping brooklyn dinner theater spots and fighting to the death to defend them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291314)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate

See, I'm not name dropping and you think that's what other people do, because that's what you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291322)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy

No, I think (or rather know) that anyone suggesting Brooklyn dinner theater is an insufferable geek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291347)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate

Inthufferable geek!!! He knowth!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291353)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: vibrant station

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299132)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Talented church building preventive strike

ur like 40. grow the fuck up you weird faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291333)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: wonderful business firm goal in life

you can watch the show from the bar, for free. fuck paying for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291124)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: lascivious prole

2 chicks at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288410)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: wonderful business firm goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291438)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Brass hideous scourge upon the earth box office

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299119)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia liquid oxygen sound barrier

have ur wife cook u a nice dinner and do this: https://imgur.com/a/S0bGK59

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288434)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Exhilarant Maize Principal's Office Yarmulke

Holy shit. I like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290691)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring copper space circlehead

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290713)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: Startled institution

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291055)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: histrionic lemon death wish

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291266)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: hairraiser coffee pot

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293180)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: white whorehouse double fault

wow really glad xo loves shitty 4chan reposts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299137)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: vibrant station

did u draw this? I think u drew this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299146)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Glittery ceo pisswyrm

pattaya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290721)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Talented church building preventive strike

beat the fuck out of your brother in law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290761)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring internet-worthy library pozpig

Locate the deepest below-ground-level public library floor from a survey of available public library locations overlaid on a GIS system; pack a bag with your favorite philosophical treasure tomes (if there are items missing from your collection, you can supplement at your destination--after all, you are going to be at a library) and ample supply of pens, crayons, and writing paper; board a public bus toward this subterranean library floor; stop en route at a local Whole Foods and pick up an 8" round cream-cheese frosted--never buttercream--red velvet cake, which you'll ask the baker to inscribe with "Life of the Mind." Reboard the bus; arrive at the library, proceed to the lowest floor. Turn off as many of the overhead lights as possible without drawing undue attention. Remove the cake and place it beside your working area. Begin your project: for your birthday, you'll be composing a new work of monumental philosophy--metaphysics, logic, epistemology, axiology, you pick. This is your current view on life, screedscrawled across a thousand pages. Don't stop for anything don't stop to edit or amend or crossreference just write page after page after page, write for as long as possible without interruption other than to reference other philosophical works or eat a piece of cake, write with joy you writerly soul just write! Don't shower. Don't urinate. Don't talk. Don't look around and keep the papers close others are trying to steal your work and your thoughts but this is your birthday and your triumph. Keep doing this until you pass out from exhausation, ideally forty-eight to seventy-two hours from the time you arrived in the dustcaked stacks of this scholarly catacomb. Sleep in a puddle of your own drool and red velvet crumbs, your hand guardedly on top of the manuscript you've composed. When you wake, go to the bathroom to clean up as best you can, wash the stains from your pants, a splash of hand sanatizer under each arm, a quick run of the hand through your frazzled hair--make sure you've kept the manuscript with you. Head out into the painful light of day and make a beeline toward 61 West 62d Street: Columbia University Press. You've created something intrinsic and glorious, tapped a bit of the godhead and spilled it out onto paper, all in celebration of your birth into this world and that fleeting thing you call existence, never mind that you'll be gone in a fleaspeck of time, six years from now, an untended aneursym of the brain, but this is lasting, this is real, and the world must know. Happy Birthday to me? No, Happy Birthday to the World: Suddenly, with this publication, it's going to be Year One all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290944)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Ocher beady-eyed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291098)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: histrionic lemon death wish

Let me smoke the tutu in your pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291262)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Disturbing Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291331)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: nubile ruby lay kitty

Wait, why would the bus just wait for him as he shops at Whole Foods?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293128)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: hairraiser coffee pot

Now Im fiending for red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293194)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: Purple home azn

(red velvet expert)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299126)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Sick vivacious fat ankles

How fat are you now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291131)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Drab Cruise Ship

Poast, Pizza Tracker, masturbate to Liara Roux.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291260)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: nubile ruby lay kitty

Asian sex massage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291336)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Stimulating bipolar stage ladyboy

1. If you live near family, have dinner with family, gf/wife and best friend. Then go out after.

2. If you don't live near family, have dinner w gf/wife and or bros then go out drinking with bros. I used to have a party in a dive bar because it's easy for everyone, they're usually willing to hook up drink specials if you're bringing people in and you can take the place over and do whatever you want plus drinks are cheap.

3. Go on a long weekend bro party trip or if you're more laid back somewhere nice with wife/gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291352)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring internet-worthy library pozpig

Yo! Sweet protip right here boi: Take out ya favorite girl to a hotspot for the birthday! Maybe Giacometti's on 37th & Purrell, or T up on 15th & Silverback. Both places are realer than real. Giacometti's is doing this all-you-can-eat Mandarin-Peruvian-Native American fusion buffet which has been slaying the critics, and they have a wild dance club in the basement and imma not even get into whats going on in the sub-basement but it's H-O-T hot. T is harder to describe cause they got the hook up with a flashwave mod art critic named Testuto Romana and he basically designed the whole menu to be this wildass sensory experience that starts with them inserting a silver prong into your temple about 2" deep and gets weirder from there. And they bingets is to die for! Either option gets a three thumbs up and this is a bro to bro perspective here not some filtered bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291390)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: cracking french spot nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293210)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: excitant hyperactive blood rage

Hit the driving range in Chelsea Piers wit while sipping cold domestics.

Grab a slice, rub one out

Wake up for GC next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293165)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tantric shrine associate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299113)



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Date: September 5th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring internet-worthy library pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36749665)



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Date: September 5th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: haunting abode becky

I should have kill self when I hit 35, so killing self is an option for a birthday activity. Don't hit 40, you'll regret it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36749671)