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What should I do for my 37th birthday?

Literally have no clue what to do.
Medicated tattoo
  06/21/18
Location?
Lascivious pea-brained temple
  06/21/18
nyc
Medicated tattoo
  06/21/18
Take your pretentious MFH friends and go to Guadelupe Inn in...
Lascivious pea-brained temple
  06/22/18
LOL that sounds like the worst night ever. Drown yourself.
erotic racy mood
  06/22/18
(guy who still thinks Rose Bar is cool)
Lascivious pea-brained temple
  06/22/18
(Weird tool who suggested the worst evening imaginable)
erotic racy mood
  06/22/18
(fat and full of shit, dedicates 90 percent of waking life d...
Lascivious pea-brained temple
  06/22/18
(Brooklyn dinner theater enthusiast)
erotic racy mood
  06/22/18
...
lavender party of the first part
  06/22/18
The food is great and the burlesque is fun and more irrevere...
Lascivious pea-brained temple
  06/22/18
(Guy defending his love of Brooklyn dinner theater)
erotic racy mood
  06/22/18
(weird, fat aspie who name drops irrelevant places/things th...
Lascivious pea-brained temple
  06/22/18
(Weird geek namedropping brooklyn dinner theater spots and f...
erotic racy mood
  06/22/18
See, I'm not name dropping and you think that's what other p...
Lascivious pea-brained temple
  06/22/18
No, I think (or rather know) that anyone suggesting Brooklyn...
erotic racy mood
  06/22/18
Inthufferable geek!!! He knowth!!
Lascivious pea-brained temple
  06/22/18
absolutely devastating
crawly water buffalo
  06/23/18
ur like 40. grow the fuck up you weird faggot.
Abnormal Indian Lodge
  06/22/18
you can watch the show from the bar, for free. fuck paying ...
lavender party of the first part
  06/22/18
2 chicks at the same time
doobsian hyperventilating pisswyrm
  06/21/18
...
lavender party of the first part
  06/22/18
ran here
violent principal's office jew
  06/23/18
have ur wife cook u a nice dinner and do this: https://imgur...
Sick nursing home son of senegal
  06/21/18
Holy shit. I like it here.
Misunderstood set selfie
  06/22/18
wtf
Hairraiser location black woman
  06/22/18
wtf
Amethyst theatre
  06/22/18
haha wow holy shit
Soggy travel guidebook
  06/22/18
wtf?
useless garrison genital piercing
  06/22/18
wow really glad xo loves shitty 4chan reposts
Canary School Hairy Legs
  06/23/18
did u draw this? I think u drew this
crawly water buffalo
  06/23/18
pattaya
cordovan mental disorder lodge
  06/22/18
beat the fuck out of your brother in law
Abnormal Indian Lodge
  06/22/18
Locate the deepest below-ground-level public library floor f...
Swashbuckling maroon international law enforcement agency idiot
  06/22/18
...
Bronze Doctorate Rigpig
  06/22/18
Let me smoke the tutu in your pipe
Soggy travel guidebook
  06/22/18
...
Exciting round eye
  06/22/18
Wait, why would the bus just wait for him as he shops at Who...
buff church building
  06/22/18
Now Im fiending for red velvet cake with cream cheese frosti...
useless garrison genital piercing
  06/22/18
(red velvet expert)
underhanded copper stag film weed whacker
  06/23/18
How fat are you now
Violet trip organic girlfriend ticket booth
  06/22/18
Poast, Pizza Tracker, masturbate to Liara Roux.
Burgundy razzle wrinkle gay wizard
  06/22/18
Asian sex massage
buff church building
  06/22/18
1. If you live near family, have dinner with family, gf/wife...
erotic racy mood
  06/22/18
Yo! Sweet protip right here boi: Take out ya favorite girl ...
Swashbuckling maroon international law enforcement agency idiot
  06/22/18
...
Kink-friendly cream corner marketing idea
  06/22/18
Hit the driving range in Chelsea Piers wit while sipping col...
Pink Sticky Incel Skinny Woman
  06/22/18
jfc
Lascivious pea-brained temple
  06/23/18
...
Swashbuckling maroon international law enforcement agency idiot
  09/05/18
I should have kill self when I hit 35, so killing self is an...
demanding exhilarant university stain
  09/05/18


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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: Medicated tattoo

Literally have no clue what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288399)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Lascivious pea-brained temple

Location?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288409)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:52 PM
Author: Medicated tattoo

nyc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288412)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Lascivious pea-brained temple

Take your pretentious MFH friends and go to Guadelupe Inn in BK - food & burlesque show. Then go to bar hopping around weirdo hipster Bushwick bars for a night cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36289860)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: erotic racy mood

LOL that sounds like the worst night ever. Drown yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Lascivious pea-brained temple

(guy who still thinks Rose Bar is cool)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291093)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: erotic racy mood

(Weird tool who suggested the worst evening imaginable)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291109)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Lascivious pea-brained temple

(fat and full of shit, dedicates 90 percent of waking life desperate to seem "cool" to an autistic internet message board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291157)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: erotic racy mood

(Brooklyn dinner theater enthusiast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291178)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: lavender party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291205)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Lascivious pea-brained temple

The food is great and the burlesque is fun and more irreverent than the TTT Slipper Room, are you mad that your titties are bigger than the dancer's? That'd ruin my night too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291214)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: erotic racy mood

(Guy defending his love of Brooklyn dinner theater)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291217)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Lascivious pea-brained temple

(weird, fat aspie who name drops irrelevant places/things thinking it sounds cool)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291275)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: erotic racy mood

(Weird geek namedropping brooklyn dinner theater spots and fighting to the death to defend them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291314)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Lascivious pea-brained temple

See, I'm not name dropping and you think that's what other people do, because that's what you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291322)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: erotic racy mood

No, I think (or rather know) that anyone suggesting Brooklyn dinner theater is an insufferable geek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291347)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Lascivious pea-brained temple

Inthufferable geek!!! He knowth!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291353)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: crawly water buffalo

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299132)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Abnormal Indian Lodge

ur like 40. grow the fuck up you weird faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291333)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: lavender party of the first part

you can watch the show from the bar, for free. fuck paying for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291124)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: doobsian hyperventilating pisswyrm

2 chicks at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288410)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: lavender party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291438)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: violent principal's office jew

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299119)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Sick nursing home son of senegal

have ur wife cook u a nice dinner and do this: https://imgur.com/a/S0bGK59

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288434)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Misunderstood set selfie

Holy shit. I like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290691)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser location black woman

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290713)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: Amethyst theatre

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291055)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Soggy travel guidebook

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291266)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: useless garrison genital piercing

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293180)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: Canary School Hairy Legs

wow really glad xo loves shitty 4chan reposts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299137)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: crawly water buffalo

did u draw this? I think u drew this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299146)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: cordovan mental disorder lodge

pattaya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290721)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Abnormal Indian Lodge

beat the fuck out of your brother in law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290761)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling maroon international law enforcement agency idiot

Locate the deepest below-ground-level public library floor from a survey of available public library locations overlaid on a GIS system; pack a bag with your favorite philosophical treasure tomes (if there are items missing from your collection, you can supplement at your destination--after all, you are going to be at a library) and ample supply of pens, crayons, and writing paper; board a public bus toward this subterranean library floor; stop en route at a local Whole Foods and pick up an 8" round cream-cheese frosted--never buttercream--red velvet cake, which you'll ask the baker to inscribe with "Life of the Mind." Reboard the bus; arrive at the library, proceed to the lowest floor. Turn off as many of the overhead lights as possible without drawing undue attention. Remove the cake and place it beside your working area. Begin your project: for your birthday, you'll be composing a new work of monumental philosophy--metaphysics, logic, epistemology, axiology, you pick. This is your current view on life, screedscrawled across a thousand pages. Don't stop for anything don't stop to edit or amend or crossreference just write page after page after page, write for as long as possible without interruption other than to reference other philosophical works or eat a piece of cake, write with joy you writerly soul just write! Don't shower. Don't urinate. Don't talk. Don't look around and keep the papers close others are trying to steal your work and your thoughts but this is your birthday and your triumph. Keep doing this until you pass out from exhausation, ideally forty-eight to seventy-two hours from the time you arrived in the dustcaked stacks of this scholarly catacomb. Sleep in a puddle of your own drool and red velvet crumbs, your hand guardedly on top of the manuscript you've composed. When you wake, go to the bathroom to clean up as best you can, wash the stains from your pants, a splash of hand sanatizer under each arm, a quick run of the hand through your frazzled hair--make sure you've kept the manuscript with you. Head out into the painful light of day and make a beeline toward 61 West 62d Street: Columbia University Press. You've created something intrinsic and glorious, tapped a bit of the godhead and spilled it out onto paper, all in celebration of your birth into this world and that fleeting thing you call existence, never mind that you'll be gone in a fleaspeck of time, six years from now, an untended aneursym of the brain, but this is lasting, this is real, and the world must know. Happy Birthday to me? No, Happy Birthday to the World: Suddenly, with this publication, it's going to be Year One all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290944)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Bronze Doctorate Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291098)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Soggy travel guidebook

Let me smoke the tutu in your pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291262)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Exciting round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291331)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: buff church building

Wait, why would the bus just wait for him as he shops at Whole Foods?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293128)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: useless garrison genital piercing

Now Im fiending for red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293194)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: underhanded copper stag film weed whacker

(red velvet expert)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299126)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Violet trip organic girlfriend ticket booth

How fat are you now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291131)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Burgundy razzle wrinkle gay wizard

Poast, Pizza Tracker, masturbate to Liara Roux.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291260)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: buff church building

Asian sex massage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291336)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: erotic racy mood

1. If you live near family, have dinner with family, gf/wife and best friend. Then go out after.

2. If you don't live near family, have dinner w gf/wife and or bros then go out drinking with bros. I used to have a party in a dive bar because it's easy for everyone, they're usually willing to hook up drink specials if you're bringing people in and you can take the place over and do whatever you want plus drinks are cheap.

3. Go on a long weekend bro party trip or if you're more laid back somewhere nice with wife/gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291352)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling maroon international law enforcement agency idiot

Yo! Sweet protip right here boi: Take out ya favorite girl to a hotspot for the birthday! Maybe Giacometti's on 37th & Purrell, or T up on 15th & Silverback. Both places are realer than real. Giacometti's is doing this all-you-can-eat Mandarin-Peruvian-Native American fusion buffet which has been slaying the critics, and they have a wild dance club in the basement and imma not even get into whats going on in the sub-basement but it's H-O-T hot. T is harder to describe cause they got the hook up with a flashwave mod art critic named Testuto Romana and he basically designed the whole menu to be this wildass sensory experience that starts with them inserting a silver prong into your temple about 2" deep and gets weirder from there. And they bingets is to die for! Either option gets a three thumbs up and this is a bro to bro perspective here not some filtered bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291390)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cream corner marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293210)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Pink Sticky Incel Skinny Woman

Hit the driving range in Chelsea Piers wit while sipping cold domestics.

Grab a slice, rub one out

Wake up for GC next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293165)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Lascivious pea-brained temple

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299113)



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Date: September 5th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling maroon international law enforcement agency idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36749665)



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Date: September 5th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: demanding exhilarant university stain

I should have kill self when I hit 35, so killing self is an option for a birthday activity. Don't hit 40, you'll regret it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36749671)