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What should I do for my 37th birthday?

Literally have no clue what to do.
Snowy Prole
  06/21/18
Location?
sienna church building headpube
  06/21/18
nyc
Snowy Prole
  06/21/18
Take your pretentious MFH friends and go to Guadelupe Inn in...
sienna church building headpube
  06/22/18
LOL that sounds like the worst night ever. Drown yourself.
fuchsia goyim
  06/22/18
(guy who still thinks Rose Bar is cool)
sienna church building headpube
  06/22/18
(Weird tool who suggested the worst evening imaginable)
fuchsia goyim
  06/22/18
(fat and full of shit, dedicates 90 percent of waking life d...
sienna church building headpube
  06/22/18
(Brooklyn dinner theater enthusiast)
fuchsia goyim
  06/22/18
...
dashing hunting ground principal's office
  06/22/18
The food is great and the burlesque is fun and more irrevere...
sienna church building headpube
  06/22/18
(Guy defending his love of Brooklyn dinner theater)
fuchsia goyim
  06/22/18
(weird, fat aspie who name drops irrelevant places/things th...
sienna church building headpube
  06/22/18
(Weird geek namedropping brooklyn dinner theater spots and f...
fuchsia goyim
  06/22/18
See, I'm not name dropping and you think that's what other p...
sienna church building headpube
  06/22/18
No, I think (or rather know) that anyone suggesting Brooklyn...
fuchsia goyim
  06/22/18
Inthufferable geek!!! He knowth!!
sienna church building headpube
  06/22/18
absolutely devastating
Olive supple gay wizard national
  06/23/18
ur like 40. grow the fuck up you weird faggot.
Narrow-minded effete locus love of her life
  06/22/18
you can watch the show from the bar, for free. fuck paying ...
dashing hunting ground principal's office
  06/22/18
2 chicks at the same time
Bull headed pearly hominid casino
  06/21/18
...
dashing hunting ground principal's office
  06/22/18
ran here
mind-boggling splenetic turdskin newt
  06/23/18
have ur wife cook u a nice dinner and do this: https://imgur...
emerald mad-dog skullcap public bath
  06/21/18
Holy shit. I like it here.
bright appetizing faggot firefighter
  06/22/18
wtf
concupiscible rose university rigpig
  06/22/18
wtf
Mustard Fanboi Legal Warrant
  06/22/18
haha wow holy shit
Rebellious Legend Weed Whacker
  06/22/18
wtf?
Soul-stirring Brunch
  06/22/18
wow really glad xo loves shitty 4chan reposts
nubile temple internal respiration
  06/23/18
did u draw this? I think u drew this
Olive supple gay wizard national
  06/23/18
pattaya
Aqua Know-it-all Factory Reset Button Halford
  06/22/18
beat the fuck out of your brother in law
Narrow-minded effete locus love of her life
  06/22/18
Locate the deepest below-ground-level public library floor f...
Trip hot nursing home
  06/22/18
...
Scarlet school
  06/22/18
Let me smoke the tutu in your pipe
Rebellious Legend Weed Whacker
  06/22/18
...
Deep background story
  06/22/18
Wait, why would the bus just wait for him as he shops at Who...
Floppy base
  06/22/18
Now Im fiending for red velvet cake with cream cheese frosti...
Soul-stirring Brunch
  06/22/18
(red velvet expert)
Disgusting address generalized bond
  06/23/18
How fat are you now
hyperventilating copper station
  06/22/18
Poast, Pizza Tracker, masturbate to Liara Roux.
Provocative garrison kitty
  06/22/18
Asian sex massage
Floppy base
  06/22/18
1. If you live near family, have dinner with family, gf/wife...
fuchsia goyim
  06/22/18
Yo! Sweet protip right here boi: Take out ya favorite girl ...
Trip hot nursing home
  06/22/18
...
Multi-colored location organic girlfriend
  06/22/18
Hit the driving range in Chelsea Piers wit while sipping col...
Hairraiser cuck main people
  06/22/18
jfc
sienna church building headpube
  06/23/18
...
Trip hot nursing home
  09/05/18
I should have kill self when I hit 35, so killing self is an...
yapping affirmative action
  09/05/18


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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: Snowy Prole

Literally have no clue what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288399)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: sienna church building headpube

Location?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288409)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:52 PM
Author: Snowy Prole

nyc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288412)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: sienna church building headpube

Take your pretentious MFH friends and go to Guadelupe Inn in BK - food & burlesque show. Then go to bar hopping around weirdo hipster Bushwick bars for a night cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36289860)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: fuchsia goyim

LOL that sounds like the worst night ever. Drown yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: sienna church building headpube

(guy who still thinks Rose Bar is cool)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291093)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: fuchsia goyim

(Weird tool who suggested the worst evening imaginable)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291109)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: sienna church building headpube

(fat and full of shit, dedicates 90 percent of waking life desperate to seem "cool" to an autistic internet message board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291157)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: fuchsia goyim

(Brooklyn dinner theater enthusiast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291178)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: dashing hunting ground principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291205)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: sienna church building headpube

The food is great and the burlesque is fun and more irreverent than the TTT Slipper Room, are you mad that your titties are bigger than the dancer's? That'd ruin my night too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291214)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: fuchsia goyim

(Guy defending his love of Brooklyn dinner theater)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291217)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: sienna church building headpube

(weird, fat aspie who name drops irrelevant places/things thinking it sounds cool)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291275)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: fuchsia goyim

(Weird geek namedropping brooklyn dinner theater spots and fighting to the death to defend them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291314)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: sienna church building headpube

See, I'm not name dropping and you think that's what other people do, because that's what you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291322)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: fuchsia goyim

No, I think (or rather know) that anyone suggesting Brooklyn dinner theater is an insufferable geek.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291347)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: sienna church building headpube

Inthufferable geek!!! He knowth!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291353)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: Olive supple gay wizard national

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299132)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded effete locus love of her life

ur like 40. grow the fuck up you weird faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291333)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: dashing hunting ground principal's office

you can watch the show from the bar, for free. fuck paying for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291124)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Bull headed pearly hominid casino

2 chicks at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288410)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: dashing hunting ground principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291438)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling splenetic turdskin newt

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299119)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: emerald mad-dog skullcap public bath

have ur wife cook u a nice dinner and do this: https://imgur.com/a/S0bGK59

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36288434)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: bright appetizing faggot firefighter

Holy shit. I like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290691)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: concupiscible rose university rigpig

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290713)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: Mustard Fanboi Legal Warrant

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291055)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Rebellious Legend Weed Whacker

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291266)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Brunch

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293180)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:09 PM
Author: nubile temple internal respiration

wow really glad xo loves shitty 4chan reposts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299137)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:10 PM
Author: Olive supple gay wizard national

did u draw this? I think u drew this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299146)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Aqua Know-it-all Factory Reset Button Halford

pattaya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290721)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Narrow-minded effete locus love of her life

beat the fuck out of your brother in law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290761)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Trip hot nursing home

Locate the deepest below-ground-level public library floor from a survey of available public library locations overlaid on a GIS system; pack a bag with your favorite philosophical treasure tomes (if there are items missing from your collection, you can supplement at your destination--after all, you are going to be at a library) and ample supply of pens, crayons, and writing paper; board a public bus toward this subterranean library floor; stop en route at a local Whole Foods and pick up an 8" round cream-cheese frosted--never buttercream--red velvet cake, which you'll ask the baker to inscribe with "Life of the Mind." Reboard the bus; arrive at the library, proceed to the lowest floor. Turn off as many of the overhead lights as possible without drawing undue attention. Remove the cake and place it beside your working area. Begin your project: for your birthday, you'll be composing a new work of monumental philosophy--metaphysics, logic, epistemology, axiology, you pick. This is your current view on life, screedscrawled across a thousand pages. Don't stop for anything don't stop to edit or amend or crossreference just write page after page after page, write for as long as possible without interruption other than to reference other philosophical works or eat a piece of cake, write with joy you writerly soul just write! Don't shower. Don't urinate. Don't talk. Don't look around and keep the papers close others are trying to steal your work and your thoughts but this is your birthday and your triumph. Keep doing this until you pass out from exhausation, ideally forty-eight to seventy-two hours from the time you arrived in the dustcaked stacks of this scholarly catacomb. Sleep in a puddle of your own drool and red velvet crumbs, your hand guardedly on top of the manuscript you've composed. When you wake, go to the bathroom to clean up as best you can, wash the stains from your pants, a splash of hand sanatizer under each arm, a quick run of the hand through your frazzled hair--make sure you've kept the manuscript with you. Head out into the painful light of day and make a beeline toward 61 West 62d Street: Columbia University Press. You've created something intrinsic and glorious, tapped a bit of the godhead and spilled it out onto paper, all in celebration of your birth into this world and that fleeting thing you call existence, never mind that you'll be gone in a fleaspeck of time, six years from now, an untended aneursym of the brain, but this is lasting, this is real, and the world must know. Happy Birthday to me? No, Happy Birthday to the World: Suddenly, with this publication, it's going to be Year One all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36290944)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Scarlet school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291098)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Rebellious Legend Weed Whacker

Let me smoke the tutu in your pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291262)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Deep background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291331)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Floppy base

Wait, why would the bus just wait for him as he shops at Whole Foods?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293128)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Brunch

Now Im fiending for red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293194)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: Disgusting address generalized bond

(red velvet expert)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299126)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating copper station

How fat are you now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291131)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Provocative garrison kitty

Poast, Pizza Tracker, masturbate to Liara Roux.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291260)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Floppy base

Asian sex massage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291336)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: fuchsia goyim

1. If you live near family, have dinner with family, gf/wife and best friend. Then go out after.

2. If you don't live near family, have dinner w gf/wife and or bros then go out drinking with bros. I used to have a party in a dive bar because it's easy for everyone, they're usually willing to hook up drink specials if you're bringing people in and you can take the place over and do whatever you want plus drinks are cheap.

3. Go on a long weekend bro party trip or if you're more laid back somewhere nice with wife/gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291352)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Trip hot nursing home

Yo! Sweet protip right here boi: Take out ya favorite girl to a hotspot for the birthday! Maybe Giacometti's on 37th & Purrell, or T up on 15th & Silverback. Both places are realer than real. Giacometti's is doing this all-you-can-eat Mandarin-Peruvian-Native American fusion buffet which has been slaying the critics, and they have a wild dance club in the basement and imma not even get into whats going on in the sub-basement but it's H-O-T hot. T is harder to describe cause they got the hook up with a flashwave mod art critic named Testuto Romana and he basically designed the whole menu to be this wildass sensory experience that starts with them inserting a silver prong into your temple about 2" deep and gets weirder from there. And they bingets is to die for! Either option gets a three thumbs up and this is a bro to bro perspective here not some filtered bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36291390)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored location organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293210)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser cuck main people

Hit the driving range in Chelsea Piers wit while sipping cold domestics.

Grab a slice, rub one out

Wake up for GC next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36293165)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: sienna church building headpube

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36299113)



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Date: September 5th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Trip hot nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36749665)



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Date: September 5th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: yapping affirmative action

I should have kill self when I hit 35, so killing self is an option for a birthday activity. Don't hit 40, you'll regret it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007761&forum_id=2#36749671)