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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/22/18
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Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Self-centered overrated business firm
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Self-centered overrated business firm
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
Self-centered overrated business firm
  06/23/18
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Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Self-centered overrated business firm
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Self-centered overrated business firm
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Self-centered overrated business firm
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
primrose judgmental sanctuary gunner
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  06/23/18
zorro
snowy appetizing university hunting ground
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
Stimulating Hot Ladyboy
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Maniacal Aphrodisiac Indirect Expression
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stirring brass principal's office
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
maize diverse box office milk
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
lascivious reading party
  06/23/18
180 prank
talented hairless macaca
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
maize diverse box office milk
  06/23/18
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Saffron curious pocket flask
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Self-centered overrated business firm

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Self-centered overrated business firm

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Self-centered overrated business firm

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Self-centered overrated business firm

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Self-centered overrated business firm

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Self-centered overrated business firm

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: primrose judgmental sanctuary gunner

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: snowy appetizing university hunting ground

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Stimulating Hot Ladyboy

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Maniacal Aphrodisiac Indirect Expression



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: stirring brass principal's office



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: maize diverse box office milk

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: lascivious reading party

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: talented hairless macaca

180 prank

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: maize diverse box office milk

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Saffron curious pocket flask



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Pale old irish cottage step-uncle's house



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