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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
light exhilarant therapy box office
  06/22/18
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light exhilarant therapy box office
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Multi-colored Puce Dilemma Gunner
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
light exhilarant therapy box office
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Multi-colored Puce Dilemma Gunner
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
light exhilarant therapy box office
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
Multi-colored Puce Dilemma Gunner
  06/23/18
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light exhilarant therapy box office
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Multi-colored Puce Dilemma Gunner
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Multi-colored Puce Dilemma Gunner
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
light exhilarant therapy box office
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Multi-colored Puce Dilemma Gunner
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
Exciting Point
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
light exhilarant therapy box office
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zorro
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glittery fear-inspiring theatre fanboi
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
confused public bath
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180 prank
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I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: light exhilarant therapy box office

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: light exhilarant therapy box office



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Multi-colored Puce Dilemma Gunner

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: light exhilarant therapy box office

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Multi-colored Puce Dilemma Gunner

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: light exhilarant therapy box office

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored Puce Dilemma Gunner

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: light exhilarant therapy box office



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored Puce Dilemma Gunner

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored Puce Dilemma Gunner

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: light exhilarant therapy box office

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored Puce Dilemma Gunner

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Exciting Point

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: light exhilarant therapy box office

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: outnumbered diverse stain

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: cordovan frozen athletic conference crackhouse

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Contagious kitchen



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: crusty milky shrine



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: glittery fear-inspiring theatre fanboi

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: confused public bath

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: pontificating dashing state elastic band

180 prank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296004)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: glittery fear-inspiring theatre fanboi

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: low-t floppy church factory reset button



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: light exhilarant therapy box office



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