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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
exhilarant twisted headpube potus
  06/22/18
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exhilarant twisted headpube potus
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
carmine lascivious address
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
exhilarant twisted headpube potus
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
carmine lascivious address
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
exhilarant twisted headpube potus
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
carmine lascivious address
  06/23/18
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exhilarant twisted headpube potus
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
carmine lascivious address
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
carmine lascivious address
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
exhilarant twisted headpube potus
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
carmine lascivious address
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
Trip Center
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
exhilarant twisted headpube potus
  06/23/18
zorro
hideous razzle foreskin orchestra pit
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
floppy dog poop prole
  06/23/18
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sticky comical office french chef
  06/23/18
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Talented turquoise turdskin
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
avocado double fault
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
Poppy boyish locale
  06/23/18
180 prank
copper pocket flask
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
avocado double fault
  06/23/18
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Fishy sadistic property party of the first part
  06/23/18
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exhilarant twisted headpube potus
  06/23/18


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: exhilarant twisted headpube potus

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: exhilarant twisted headpube potus



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: carmine lascivious address

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: exhilarant twisted headpube potus

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: carmine lascivious address

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: exhilarant twisted headpube potus

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: carmine lascivious address

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: exhilarant twisted headpube potus



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: carmine lascivious address

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: carmine lascivious address

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: exhilarant twisted headpube potus

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: carmine lascivious address

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Trip Center

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: exhilarant twisted headpube potus

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: hideous razzle foreskin orchestra pit

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: floppy dog poop prole

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: sticky comical office french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295949)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Talented turquoise turdskin



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: avocado double fault

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Poppy boyish locale

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: copper pocket flask

180 prank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296004)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: avocado double fault

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Fishy sadistic property party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296138)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: exhilarant twisted headpube potus



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