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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Sickened shrine roast beef
  06/22/18
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Sickened shrine roast beef
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Cruel-hearted racy windowlicker partner
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Sickened shrine roast beef
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Cruel-hearted racy windowlicker partner
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Sickened shrine roast beef
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
Cruel-hearted racy windowlicker partner
  06/23/18
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Sickened shrine roast beef
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Cruel-hearted racy windowlicker partner
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Cruel-hearted racy windowlicker partner
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Sickened shrine roast beef
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Cruel-hearted racy windowlicker partner
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
Red Violent Immigrant
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Sickened shrine roast beef
  06/23/18
zorro
Cream center
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
pale very tactful incel den
  06/23/18
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Aggressive Electric Furnace
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coiffed plum potus bawdyhouse
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
cyan stag film personal credit line
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
Multi-colored arrogant generalized bond pit
  06/23/18
180 prank
Marvelous amber heaven french chef
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
cyan stag film personal credit line
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narrow-minded stead
  06/23/18
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Sickened shrine roast beef
  06/23/18


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Sickened shrine roast beef

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Sickened shrine roast beef



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted racy windowlicker partner

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Sickened shrine roast beef

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted racy windowlicker partner

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Sickened shrine roast beef

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted racy windowlicker partner

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Sickened shrine roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295954)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted racy windowlicker partner

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted racy windowlicker partner

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Sickened shrine roast beef

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted racy windowlicker partner

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Red Violent Immigrant

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Sickened shrine roast beef

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Cream center

zorro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295928)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: pale very tactful incel den

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Aggressive Electric Furnace



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: coiffed plum potus bawdyhouse



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: cyan stag film personal credit line

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored arrogant generalized bond pit

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Marvelous amber heaven french chef

180 prank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296004)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: cyan stag film personal credit line

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: narrow-minded stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296138)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Sickened shrine roast beef



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