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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Ungodly shimmering people who are hurt
  06/22/18
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  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Costumed translucent hell regret
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Ungodly shimmering people who are hurt
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Costumed translucent hell regret
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Ungodly shimmering people who are hurt
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
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Ungodly shimmering people who are hurt
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Costumed translucent hell regret
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Costumed translucent hell regret
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Ungodly shimmering people who are hurt
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Costumed translucent hell regret
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
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  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
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  06/23/18
zorro
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In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
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haha wow holy shit
Marvelous very tactful lodge
  06/23/18
180 prank
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I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Ungodly shimmering people who are hurt

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Ungodly shimmering people who are hurt



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Costumed translucent hell regret

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Ungodly shimmering people who are hurt

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Costumed translucent hell regret

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Ungodly shimmering people who are hurt

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Costumed translucent hell regret

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Ungodly shimmering people who are hurt



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Costumed translucent hell regret

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Costumed translucent hell regret

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Ungodly shimmering people who are hurt

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Costumed translucent hell regret

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Boyish Coral Roommate Box Office

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Ungodly shimmering people who are hurt

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Unholy patrolman market

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: charcoal stag film skinny woman

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: concupiscible cream crackhouse filthpig



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Motley startled orchestra pit



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: vigorous clear corner wagecucks

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Marvelous very tactful lodge

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: internet-worthy idiotic reading party address

180 prank

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: vigorous clear corner wagecucks

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Exhilarant bawdyhouse



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Ungodly shimmering people who are hurt



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