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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Navy knife
  06/22/18
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Navy knife
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
beady-eyed brindle lodge
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Navy knife
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
beady-eyed brindle lodge
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Navy knife
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
beady-eyed brindle lodge
  06/23/18
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Navy knife
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
beady-eyed brindle lodge
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
beady-eyed brindle lodge
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Navy knife
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
beady-eyed brindle lodge
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
Stirring theater goal in life
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Navy knife
  06/23/18
zorro
Mind-boggling rose dilemma
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
talented tan multi-billionaire
  06/23/18
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Anal Bateful Boiling Water State
  06/23/18
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scarlet stead
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
excitant shitlib roast beef
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
internet-worthy supple mexican
  06/23/18
180 prank
Tantric Ruby Genital Piercing
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
excitant shitlib roast beef
  06/23/18
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Soul-stirring theatre
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Navy knife
  06/23/18


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Navy knife

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Navy knife



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed brindle lodge

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Navy knife

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed brindle lodge

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Navy knife

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: beady-eyed brindle lodge

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Navy knife



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed brindle lodge

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed brindle lodge

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Navy knife

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed brindle lodge

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Stirring theater goal in life

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Navy knife

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling rose dilemma

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: talented tan multi-billionaire

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Anal Bateful Boiling Water State



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: scarlet stead



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: excitant shitlib roast beef

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: internet-worthy supple mexican

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Tantric Ruby Genital Piercing

180 prank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296004)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: excitant shitlib roast beef

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring theatre



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Navy knife



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