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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration
  06/22/18
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Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Sooty Trailer Park
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Sooty Trailer Park
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
Sooty Trailer Park
  06/23/18
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Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Sooty Trailer Park
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Sooty Trailer Park
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Sooty Trailer Park
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
Comical range sound barrier
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration
  06/23/18
zorro
Vengeful slippery hall sneaky criminal
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
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Floppy mildly autistic step-uncle's house
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internet-worthy dark ticket booth
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In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
Trip trump supporter home
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
Disgusting electric furnace
  06/23/18
180 prank
Vivacious halford
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
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  06/23/18
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Sooty Trailer Park

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Sooty Trailer Park

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Sooty Trailer Park

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Sooty Trailer Park

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Sooty Trailer Park

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Sooty Trailer Park

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Comical range sound barrier

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Vengeful slippery hall sneaky criminal

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: grizzly cruise ship jap

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Floppy mildly autistic step-uncle's house



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: internet-worthy dark ticket booth



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Trip trump supporter home

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Disgusting electric furnace

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Vivacious halford

180 prank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296004)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Trip trump supporter home

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Tantric disturbing toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296138)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Excitant chest-beating stage internal respiration



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