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have chill, fratty homeless buddy

i was leaving the gym a few weeks ago and this guy asks me i...
opaque pit
  06/22/18
homeless chad is pushing a german whip btw
opaque pit
  06/22/18
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opaque pit
  06/22/18
a 9.5 Becky makes my brain literally freeze.
lavender mischievous den deer antler
  06/22/18
do you start going into a movie review?
Drunken Orchestra Pit
  06/22/18
no, im just literally frozen. zero thought or emotion other ...
lavender mischievous den deer antler
  06/22/18
homeless Chad barely gives a fuck
opaque pit
  06/22/18
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Saffron mewling main people senate
  06/22/18
update: found out homeless chad has a jerb
opaque pit
  06/29/18
He sounds like a killer
High-end grizzly hall
  08/18/18
wait, is this a clother gym?
frisky massive chapel
  08/18/18
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Charismatic Tan Property Dog Poop
  08/18/18
update: homeless chad recently asked me why i wasnt coming t...
opaque pit
  08/19/18
holy shit
ultramarine location
  08/19/18
dont b mean 2 luis
Startling public bath degenerate
  08/19/18
chilly fatty homeless dood is better
Swashbuckling Ticket Booth Halford
  08/19/18


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: opaque pit

i was leaving the gym a few weeks ago and this guy asks me if i can give him a jump.

im no prole goy mr. fix-it but i tell him, "sure, i got you."

"sick, brah, you really saved my ass."

"looks like you got a pretty full car there..."

"oh yeah brah, im living out this bitch."

"oh...word?"

"yeah, its not much of a life but it is a life."

i continue to see this 6'5 chad at the gym (because he lives there...i guess) and we start kicking it. find out he went to berkeley, actually, and ask him why hes homeless. "i think everything happens for a reason, brah." uhh, ok. not really an answer but...

homeless chad is pretty ripped and says we should work out together (both 100% str8 btw) so i ask him what he does and it turns out to be a mix of everything hes learned to love (again, perhaps because he lives at the gym). homeless chad is running shit on the basketball court so i say ill play a little ball.

next time i see him he grabs me as hes heading to the court and i ask him how we get into the game, if hes waiting for people, etc. he says, "nah brah, im pretty faded, just chilling here," and packs a fat lip of cope. since were apparently not getting in the game i also pack a fat lip of cope and "chill" at the gym basketball court.

the end of the story is that a smokeshow 9.5 becky comes over and also "chills" with homeless chad as we watch the basketball game and dip.

your move, xo biglaywers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36291844)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: opaque pit

homeless chad is pushing a german whip btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36291932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: opaque pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36293546)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: lavender mischievous den deer antler

a 9.5 Becky makes my brain literally freeze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36293642)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: Drunken Orchestra Pit

do you start going into a movie review?

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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: lavender mischievous den deer antler

no, im just literally frozen. zero thought or emotion other than fear and terror.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36293666)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: opaque pit

homeless Chad barely gives a fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36293736)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: Saffron mewling main people senate



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Date: June 29th, 2018 11:57 PM
Author: opaque pit

update: found out homeless chad has a jerb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36338746)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:14 AM
Author: High-end grizzly hall

He sounds like a killer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36637727)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:16 AM
Author: frisky massive chapel

wait, is this a clother gym?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36637728)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: Charismatic Tan Property Dog Poop



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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:54 AM
Author: opaque pit

update: homeless chad recently asked me why i wasnt coming to the gym hot tub scene at 1 am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36642406)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:57 AM
Author: ultramarine location

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36642407)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 4:58 AM
Author: Startling public bath degenerate

dont b mean 2 luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36642408)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Ticket Booth Halford

chilly fatty homeless dood is better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008167&forum_id=2#36642533)