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Of all Christian denominations which God is most friendly?

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glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
easily catholic
dashing deer antler ape
  06/22/18
Seems extremely wrong right out of the gate
glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
okay try the others and enjoy hell
dashing deer antler ape
  06/22/18
Shitty shtick
glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
Obviously you're not familiar with Buddy Jesus
Lascivious mildly autistic cuckoldry sandwich
  06/22/18
Sounds like flaming garbage, much like your priests
glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
Sounds like flaming garbage, much like your priests
glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
most protestants have devolved into the God as life coach an...
comical abusive house
  06/22/18
Also seems wrong. Not the case with most Presbyterians or on...
glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
I like the Gnostic interpretation of God. Does that count as...
aqua fear-inspiring toilet seat really tough guy
  06/22/18
That's heretical and philosophically laughable
glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
You always show up to refute everything I say. I recognize y...
aqua fear-inspiring toilet seat really tough guy
  06/22/18
You're not smart and need a strong male figure to tell you a...
glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
Orthodox Calvinism
soul-stirring flushed new version
  06/22/18
(Frenchman)
glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
All of humanity is utterly damnable and absolutely depraved ...
soul-stirring flushed new version
  06/22/18
Doesn't make sense. God created everyone. It's nothing we di...
glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
God created man but Adam fell and gave us all original sin. ...
soul-stirring flushed new version
  06/22/18
("Chosen" Christian)
glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
You don't know if you're chosen until death
soul-stirring flushed new version
  06/22/18
Fucking 180
glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
Calvin actually wrote there's some people walking around con...
soul-stirring flushed new version
  06/22/18
Why did the Scots Irish take so strongly to a French guy
glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
needed an excuse to break with the romans because they hate ...
soul-stirring flushed new version
  06/22/18
Without question superior to Catholicism and, at least in my...
glittery carmine masturbator fanboi
  06/22/18
Just passed by a church with the following on the billboard:...
pink supple philosopher-king
  06/22/18
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Hyperventilating amber striped hyena lodge
  06/22/18
obviously Unitarians
Dark locus
  06/22/18
that would be the Lutherans
mind-boggling dead genital piercing
  06/22/18
describe life in Duluth with 100k
soul-stirring flushed new version
  06/22/18
Probably whatever Joel Osteen is
Bisexual Spectacular Library Friendly Grandma
  06/22/18


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:08 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: dashing deer antler ape

easily catholic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293664)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi

Seems extremely wrong right out of the gate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293667)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: dashing deer antler ape

okay try the others and enjoy hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293826)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi

Shitty shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293948)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Lascivious mildly autistic cuckoldry sandwich

Obviously you're not familiar with Buddy Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294000)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi

Sounds like flaming garbage, much like your priests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294002)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi

Sounds like flaming garbage, much like your priests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294003)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: comical abusive house

most protestants have devolved into the God as life coach and cheerleader archetype. take your pick of the denomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293729)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi

Also seems wrong. Not the case with most Presbyterians or one of the two major Lutheran sects

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293737)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: aqua fear-inspiring toilet seat really tough guy

I like the Gnostic interpretation of God. Does that count as Christianity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293945)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi

That's heretical and philosophically laughable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293950)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: aqua fear-inspiring toilet seat really tough guy

You always show up to refute everything I say. I recognize your pattern of periods and commas. What’s your deal man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293955)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi

You're not smart and need a strong male figure to tell you as much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293960)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring flushed new version

Orthodox Calvinism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293953)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi

(Frenchman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293964)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring flushed new version

All of humanity is utterly damnable and absolutely depraved and it is a miracle that God chooses to save anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293969)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:04 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi

Doesn't make sense. God created everyone. It's nothing we did or didn't do that caused him to save us. If your saying god is great because the world isn't the worst possible hell, congrats, that's halfway to a reasonable theodicy. I wouldn't start a religion over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293974)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring flushed new version

God created man but Adam fell and gave us all original sin. Because of original sin, all of mankind is damnable but God still chooses to save some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293981)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi

("Chosen" Christian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293986)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring flushed new version

You don't know if you're chosen until death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294006)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294007)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring flushed new version

Calvin actually wrote there's some people walking around convinced they're saved who live a devout life but are really lying so hard to themselves they don't even know it and they'll get dinged at the door, also there's some people who have been chosen but don't realize it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294098)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi

Why did the Scots Irish take so strongly to a French guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294136)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring flushed new version

needed an excuse to break with the romans because they hate irish, didn't want to be anglicans because they hate english, didn't want to be lutheran cause they hate germans, so calvinism was what they were stuck with

also very spartan lifestyle goes hand in hand with calvinism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294141)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: glittery carmine masturbator fanboi

Without question superior to Catholicism and, at least in my opinion, the mainline Lutherans. Top 3 denomination for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294155)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: pink supple philosopher-king

Just passed by a church with the following on the billboard:

"Jesus was the queerest of them all."

American Baptists Churches USA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36293962)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating amber striped hyena lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294017)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Dark locus

obviously Unitarians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294173)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling dead genital piercing

that would be the Lutherans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294209)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring flushed new version

describe life in Duluth with 100k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294219)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Bisexual Spectacular Library Friendly Grandma

Probably whatever Joel Osteen is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008359&forum_id=2#36294222)