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Can I divorce wife and still raise our kid / not fuck them up emotionally?

i fucking can’t stand this bitch i’ve been married to for 15...
Electric Death Wish
  06/27/18
Brother, I've been in your shoes (mostly), and I'm going to ...
swashbuckling shimmering associate dragon
  06/27/18
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dead twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/18
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Doobsian parlor
  06/27/18
100% cr, but OP won't listen
Low-t Dopamine
  06/27/18
Nope. It's true love as far as he's concerned. Later, he'l...
swashbuckling shimmering associate dragon
  06/27/18
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Cerise state preventive strike
  07/02/18
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Vengeful cordovan library
  06/27/18
MFCR
vivacious party of the first part pit
  06/27/18
jesus. i had no idea.
Bronze Liquid Oxygen Parlour
  06/27/18
no
Histrionic slippery dilemma
  06/27/18
the chick i’m fucking is convinced the three of us can be ma...
Electric Death Wish
  06/27/18
lol she has no idea. you are completely fucked. just give up...
Histrionic slippery dilemma
  06/27/18
She is a poor source of information on this topic brother.
jet-lagged wine public bath
  06/27/18
(understatement masterman)
High-end primrose range
  06/27/18
Seems fine. Just explain to him that you like this other per...
Hilarious Ceo Center
  06/27/18
Cr, no problem with this at all
Appetizing up-to-no-good bbw psychic
  06/27/18
These things always work out fine
Beady-eyed athletic conference
  06/27/18
cr and ex wife totally won't overreact or anything in the pr...
Exhilarant indigo goyim
  06/27/18
Who will also be around their kid. She also won't feel hum...
Doobsian parlor
  06/27/18
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Impertinent Underhanded Main People
  06/27/18
"so will you ever like someone more than me daddy? and ...
charismatic grizzly sound barrier resort
  06/27/18
"Already done"
Doobsian parlor
  06/27/18
(Guy tryna be BOOMERIFIC!)
Turquoise Filthpig
  06/27/18
more like guy who’s the sole breadwinner and also does all t...
Electric Death Wish
  06/27/18
How are you able to see the 22 year old chick so much? Does...
crusty sepia piazza
  06/27/18
cr, effort >>> natural appearance
Exhilarant indigo goyim
  06/27/18
Please explain how/why your mistress is buying gifts for you...
magenta haunted graveyard
  06/27/18
sounds like you weren't man enough to control your wife and ...
dead twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/18
Goddman this is cr
Concupiscible mother whorehouse
  06/27/18
cr
vivacious party of the first part pit
  06/27/18
i wasn’t confident and wealthy when i courted her like i am ...
Electric Death Wish
  07/02/18
What do you think your wife was doing at 22? What do you th...
swashbuckling shimmering associate dragon
  06/27/18
lol at “let.” i’ve done everything up and including physica...
Electric Death Wish
  07/02/18
No. I've gameplanned my divorce for years, and I don't se...
swashbuckling shimmering associate dragon
  06/27/18
life is tragic dude, but don't let it ruin your kid this you...
hyperventilating coral field background story
  06/27/18
...
Odious idiot
  06/27/18
lololol, that 22 sweetheart will have you dusting and moppin...
demanding big ticket booth immigrant
  06/27/18
yup, all while spending your money and and not fucking you.
swashbuckling shimmering associate dragon
  06/27/18
...
Impertinent Underhanded Main People
  06/27/18
Fuck
Dark insecure cuck church building
  06/27/18
if you were the woman it would probably be better since you'...
Exhilarant indigo goyim
  06/27/18
nope. sorry about picking a shitwife.
Thriller Fortuitous Meteor
  06/27/18
no
charismatic grizzly sound barrier resort
  06/27/18
No
Disturbing startled old irish cottage
  06/27/18
Nope. Further, the 22-year-old is, well, 22. I'm sure she ...
Doobsian parlor
  06/27/18
i have enough money where she never has to work. she can be...
Electric Death Wish
  07/02/18
Take your current net worth and divide by 4. Thats what you ...
Lemon cracking mood
  07/02/18
i’m fine with giving my son all the resources he would ever ...
Electric Death Wish
  07/02/18
JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF
massive abnormal hell trump supporter
  06/27/18
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Histrionic slippery dilemma
  06/27/18
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Violet cheese-eating garrison sandwich
  06/27/18
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Hilarious Ceo Center
  06/27/18
lol
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  06/27/18
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dead twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/18
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  06/27/18
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  06/27/18
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Turquoise Filthpig
  06/27/18
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Bronze Liquid Oxygen Parlour
  06/27/18
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Mahogany twisted base
  07/02/18
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Federal Travel Guidebook Crackhouse
  07/02/18
Depends on how strong your vagina-related metaphor game is.
sinister clown
  06/27/18
Maybe try to get the wife to lez out with the 22 year old? T...
Fragrant Know-it-all Useless Brakes
  06/27/18
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Concupiscible mother whorehouse
  06/27/18
"we want to have kids together and she’s a much better ...
Curious set
  06/27/18
exactly
Fragrant Know-it-all Useless Brakes
  06/27/18
devastating
Exhilarant indigo goyim
  06/27/18
...
Doobsian parlor
  06/27/18
Op sounds like you should just do two families. You lie to ...
Honey-headed floppy jap headpube
  06/27/18
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stirring juggernaut
  06/27/18
Also, post about it on XO
Doobsian parlor
  06/27/18
my grandfather did this. went undiscovered until the funera...
Thriller Fortuitous Meteor
  06/27/18
My wife's uncle has four families/wives. Not flame.
dead twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/18
brother you should tell this story if theres anything to it
Mind-boggling olive property pisswyrm
  06/27/18
(Charles Kuralt’s grandson)
Electric Death Wish
  07/02/18
Happens all the time
Multi-colored degenerate corner
  07/02/18
(Don Draper)
alcoholic digit ratio
  07/02/18
the 22 year old will turn into an even bigger bitch than you...
Irate macaca
  06/27/18
this is a lie
talking glittery goal in life
  06/27/18
yea, they types of 22 yr old girls who go after older marrie...
Irate macaca
  06/27/18
...
talking glittery goal in life
  06/27/18
...
Vengeful cordovan library
  06/27/18
180
vivacious party of the first part pit
  06/27/18
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jet trust fund house
  06/27/18
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Electric Death Wish
  07/02/18
They are soulmates you idiot and you should absolutely chase...
Hilarious Ceo Center
  06/27/18
lol
dead twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/18
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Cerebral slimy persian
  06/27/18
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talking glittery goal in life
  06/27/18
eat pray LOVE
vivacious party of the first part pit
  07/02/18
how old is the kid? how toxic is your relationship with your...
Anal foreskin abode
  06/27/18
kid is 20 months old. wife is 35. i almost think going MGT...
Electric Death Wish
  07/02/18
holy shit dude. 20 months old is young. you have no idea w...
talented native ratface
  07/02/18
Tell him he'll get a new mommy and then take him on a Harley...
Cobalt Soul-stirring Affirmative Action
  06/27/18
This thread is Exhibit A on why monogamy is the only credite...
Lascivious shrine
  06/27/18
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Mind-boggling olive property pisswyrm
  06/27/18
wrong. i had this same level of animosity long before the s...
Electric Death Wish
  07/02/18
I didn't say you wouldn't have any animosity with your shit ...
Lascivious shrine
  07/02/18
yes, you'll get in everywhere youapply
Arousing mildly autistic knife theater stage
  06/27/18
Nope
Stimulating lake indian lodge dog poop
  06/27/18
i encourage you to do this, just because it's going to be re...
passionate station
  06/27/18
and that you asked XO for advice.
talented native ratface
  07/02/18
He can give his son this thread in a sealed envelope for his...
bright multi-billionaire
  07/02/18
Do you have any tasteful nudes of the 22 yo?
Low-t Dopamine
  06/27/18
...
Lascivious shrine
  06/27/18
the most credited question
vivacious party of the first part pit
  06/27/18
Can I fuck up my kids without fucking up my kids?
talking glittery goal in life
  06/27/18
Throw wife down staircase and then do the same thing to the ...
buck-toothed prole theater
  06/27/18
only even remotely cr gotta do something about the kid to...
walnut racy antidepressant drug
  06/27/18
Almost 100 posts and nobody’s called flame yet? Married dud...
Angry navy marketing idea boiling water
  06/27/18
i like how even in the fantasy xo poasters have an evil shre...
amber wonderful kitchen roommate
  06/27/18
lol good catch
swashbuckling shimmering associate dragon
  06/27/18
not flame and that’s what really got me thinking she was a k...
Electric Death Wish
  07/02/18
Lmao sounds like a winner
Hairraiser submissive tattoo
  07/02/18
It’s too late for you. Tell your son not to marry
jet trust fund house
  06/27/18
obviously i’m telling my son to fuck hot dimes and then go M...
Electric Death Wish
  07/02/18
lol is this fatceps?
High-end primrose range
  06/27/18
...
self-absorbed irradiated pistol
  07/02/18
Sounds like a decent plan to me, but I have never been marri...
provocative drab theatre
  07/02/18


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Date: June 27th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: Electric Death Wish

i fucking can’t stand this bitch i’ve been married to for 15 years but we have an amazing son that is my greatest joy in life. i’m a great father to him (i telecommute so i’m able to spend significant time with him every single day). i’d divorce the bitch and marry a 22-year-old chick who’s my literal soulmate that i’ve been fucking for about two years now. we want to have kids together and she’s a much better mom and housewife than my wife would ever be.

is there any way to divorce and re-marry and still be a great father to my son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317509)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling shimmering associate dragon

Brother, I've been in your shoes (mostly), and I'm going to be real: do not, I repeat, do not leave your wife for another woman believing that it is going to work out with the other woman. Leave your wife because you want to leave her, not because you think that your life will improve because you left her.

In fact, it is almost certain that you life will be worse in many ways after you leave her (financially, for instance).

Now, this woman: your relationship will change with her dramatically the second you say that you're leaving your wife. Much of the fun that you offer her is the deliciously forbidden feelings that come with your belonging to someone else. Yes, she pines for you, loves you, and says she desperately wants you - but you're a fool to think that these feelings will remain the same once she actually gets you. This story is as old as time. Homebreakers are called Homebreakers, not Homestealers. Every ounce of your soul will fight you on this, but this woman will be the death of you.

EDIT: there is nothing in the world more exciting, and more ultimately destructive, than a love affair. There is a lot written about this, read up on it, and once you sober up from the pussy-fog that you're in, start to plan your exit strategy from your mistress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319009)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: dead twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319031)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Doobsian parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319042)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Low-t Dopamine

100% cr, but OP won't listen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319232)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling shimmering associate dragon

Nope. It's true love as far as he's concerned. Later, he'll post on here about how much he hates women and how unfair divorce laws are, as if he wasn't the author of his own demise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321667)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: Cerise state preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351348)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Vengeful cordovan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319975)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: vivacious party of the first part pit

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321092)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Bronze Liquid Oxygen Parlour

jesus. i had no idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36324407)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Histrionic slippery dilemma

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317510)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: Electric Death Wish

the chick i’m fucking is convinced the three of us can be mature adults about this and it would actually improve things for my son since he’d have a stepmother who’s better at the domestic stuff than my wife ever was. but she’s also 22 and doesn’t know jack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317513)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Histrionic slippery dilemma

lol she has no idea. you are completely fucked. just give up on a happy relationship, do good by your kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317935)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: jet-lagged wine public bath

She is a poor source of information on this topic brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318674)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: High-end primrose range

(understatement masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36324445)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: Hilarious Ceo Center

Seems fine. Just explain to him that you like this other person more and want to leave your situation and start a new life and have different kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317521)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Appetizing up-to-no-good bbw psychic

Cr, no problem with this at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318257)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Beady-eyed athletic conference

These things always work out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318268)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Exhilarant indigo goyim

cr and ex wife totally won't overreact or anything in the proceedings once OP starts showing up with a 22 year old piece of ass in heels and a miniskirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318329)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Doobsian parlor

Who will also be around their kid. She also won't feel humiliated and enraged after a 15-year marriage that covered the years that were her best chance at getting married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318345)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Impertinent Underhanded Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318272)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: charismatic grizzly sound barrier resort

"so will you ever like someone more than me daddy? and leave me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318333)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Doobsian parlor

"Already done"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318380)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: Turquoise Filthpig

(Guy tryna be BOOMERIFIC!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317524)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 8:54 AM
Author: Electric Death Wish

more like guy who’s the sole breadwinner and also does all the cooking, cleaning, laundry. the lazy boring wife is naturally hot but never wears makeup or things that don’t cover her knees because it’s “whorish” and “objectifying.” she last wore heels five years ago and yelled at me afterwards for making her dress like that.

meanwhile my 22 year old piece of sorority ass always wears short dresses and heels and is a terrific cook and homemaker and buys cuter things for my son than his own mother does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317533)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: crusty sepia piazza

How are you able to see the 22 year old chick so much? Does your wife have any idea? Also, strong possibility that she becomes like your wife in 15 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317917)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant indigo goyim

cr, effort >>> natural appearance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318269)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: magenta haunted graveyard

Please explain how/why your mistress is buying gifts for your son. Does your wife know about her or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318421)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: dead twinkling uncleanness

sounds like you weren't man enough to control your wife and now she has zero respect for you. drop the sidepiece and take control of your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319020)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible mother whorehouse

Goddman this is cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321000)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: vivacious party of the first part pit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321101)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Electric Death Wish

i wasn’t confident and wealthy when i courted her like i am now. she got me at my nadir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349127)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling shimmering associate dragon

What do you think your wife was doing at 22? What do you think your mistress will be doing at 30something.

Did it occur to your that your wife has you doing all the housework because she dominates you and you let her? What do you think is going to happen with your mistress realizes she can get away with watching TV all day while you clean up? Do you think this 22 year old's heart is so golden that she won't take what you're going to freely give her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36320028)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: Electric Death Wish

lol at “let.” i’ve done everything up and including physical violence with her and she still doesn’t ever bust out the vacuum. once i was away for work for a month and came back to moldy bathrooms and litter and pet hair everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349131)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: swashbuckling shimmering associate dragon

No.

I've gameplanned my divorce for years, and I don't see a scenario where my kids don't get royally fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317922)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: hyperventilating coral field background story

life is tragic dude, but don't let it ruin your kid this young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317923)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: Odious idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36324566)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: demanding big ticket booth immigrant

lololol, that 22 sweetheart will have you dusting and mopping in 6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317948)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling shimmering associate dragon

yup, all while spending your money and and not fucking you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317957)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Impertinent Underhanded Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318277)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Dark insecure cuck church building

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317952)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant indigo goyim

if you were the woman it would probably be better since you'd get primary custody of your kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318275)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Thriller Fortuitous Meteor

nope.

sorry about picking a shitwife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318276)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: charismatic grizzly sound barrier resort

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318282)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Disturbing startled old irish cottage

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318342)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Doobsian parlor

Nope. Further, the 22-year-old is, well, 22. I'm sure she is a lovely girl who is fantastic in the sack, but lol @ quoting her optimism at everything working out. 22 means she is just graduating from college now (assuming she managed to finish in 4 years). Think about what your outlook on life was back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318370)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Electric Death Wish

i have enough money where she never has to work. she can be completely domestic. won’t that be just the bubble she needs? and i don’t care if she soends a shitload of money on looking hot tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349135)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 9:14 AM
Author: Lemon cracking mood

Take your current net worth and divide by 4. Thats what you will have after the divorce if youre lucky. And your salary divided by 3 will be your salary for the rest of your working career due to child support/alimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349198)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Electric Death Wish

i’m fine with giving my son all the resources he would ever need. that’s how things are rn. it’s not about the money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349312)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: massive abnormal hell trump supporter

JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318374)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Histrionic slippery dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318395)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Violet cheese-eating garrison sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318460)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Hilarious Ceo Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318634)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Cobalt Soul-stirring Affirmative Action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318671)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: dead twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318943)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: black police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319060)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: orchid boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319118)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Turquoise Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321003)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Bronze Liquid Oxygen Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36324417)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Mahogany twisted base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349364)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Federal Travel Guidebook Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349872)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: sinister clown

Depends on how strong your vagina-related metaphor game is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318387)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Fragrant Know-it-all Useless Brakes

Maybe try to get the wife to lez out with the 22 year old? Then have both in the house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318388)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible mother whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321002)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Curious set

"we want to have kids together and she’s a much better mom and housewife than my wife would ever be."

I am sure she will continue this trend of being a great mom to a child not her own, along with being a bang-up housewife, after you leave your wife for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318399)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Fragrant Know-it-all Useless Brakes

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318428)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant indigo goyim

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318450)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Doobsian parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318461)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Honey-headed floppy jap headpube

Op sounds like you should just do two families. You lie to the sidepiece and tell her you left your wife but she raped you in the divorce and got full custody and you have limited supervised visitation and must be alone. Then tell wife you got a new jo that makes you travel 50%. A fake identity for the second marriage papers and you’re home free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318475)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: stirring juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318535)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Doobsian parlor

Also, post about it on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318551)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Thriller Fortuitous Meteor

my grandfather did this. went undiscovered until the funeral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319065)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: dead twinkling uncleanness

My wife's uncle has four families/wives. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319077)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling olive property pisswyrm

brother you should tell this story if theres anything to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319505)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: Electric Death Wish

(Charles Kuralt’s grandson)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349139)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored degenerate corner

Happens all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351156)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: alcoholic digit ratio

(Don Draper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351341)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Irate macaca

the 22 year old will turn into an even bigger bitch than your current wife literally the second you sign the divorce papers.

lol at thinking some fucking homewrecker slore in her early 20s is your "soulmate"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318585)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: talking glittery goal in life

this is a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318598)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Irate macaca

yea, they types of 22 yr old girls who go after older married guys with kids are totally mentally stable and definitely not evil and selfish whatsoever.

OP should dive into this headfirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318627)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: talking glittery goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319223)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Vengeful cordovan library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319995)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: vivacious party of the first part pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321117)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: jet trust fund house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36324451)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Electric Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36350988)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Hilarious Ceo Center

They are soulmates you idiot and you should absolutely chase your dreams. His kid will have his own dreams later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318644)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: dead twinkling uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318956)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Cerebral slimy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319027)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: talking glittery goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319515)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: vivacious party of the first part pit

eat pray LOVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351587)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Anal foreskin abode

how old is the kid? how toxic is your relationship with your wife? i am in the minority in that i believe there is a point (age/toxicity) at which leaving is better than staying, but even then, it's a tough tough decision that you will spend the rest of your life trying to atone for.

everyone saying the 22 yo is clueless and so are you for thinking she will remain this way is right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318645)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: Electric Death Wish

kid is 20 months old. wife is 35. i almost think going MGTOW is better than staying with her since i’m a lot less stressed even when i’m alone. but i really want to be an ever-present father for my kid and the 22 year old is promising to be a fantastic “stepmom for him and a whore for me” (her words).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349159)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: talented native ratface

holy shit dude. 20 months old is young. you have no idea what this kid is going to be like in a few years. It's easy to say you adore him now, but there will be tough times when you need stern discipline - going to be hard to do when he realizes you took the selfish way out.

also your wife is still getting accustomed to being a mother. shit gets weird in the year or two after having a kid.

Were you banging this side-piece while she was pregnant? if so you're a dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351487)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Cobalt Soul-stirring Affirmative Action

Tell him he'll get a new mommy and then take him on a Harley ride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318677)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Lascivious shrine

This thread is Exhibit A on why monogamy is the only credited choice when kids are in the picture.

OP, you wouldn't have near the animosity for your wife if you were not fucking your "soul mate" on the side, and unless your wife is a SPS borderline personality cunt, your son will be better off if you stay with his biological mother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318879)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Mind-boggling olive property pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319555)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 9:00 AM
Author: Electric Death Wish

wrong. i had this same level of animosity long before the sidepiece came along. she was bad when she was in biglaw - shit like insisting on being parked outside a library in fucking kauai for hours finishing up an appeal brief when we were on my birthday vacation. i told her to quit since i’m wealthy and she did and then proceeded to not do jack around the house or even focus on superficial shit like her looks and clothes because that’s “objectifying.” in other words she’s a cunty law shrew.

my sidepiece grew up on a rural farm in the south and has the personality of sunshine and believes in traditional domestic roles if the man is providing the money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349169)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Lascivious shrine

I didn't say you wouldn't have any animosity with your shit wife, only that you wouldn't have the same level of animosity. If you deny this simple fact, you are lying to yourself. I suppose there is small chance your claim is true, in which case you are a sociopath. If that's the case, you probably would be doing your children a favor by exiting their lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351323)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Arousing mildly autistic knife theater stage

yes, you'll get in everywhere youapply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319090)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Stimulating lake indian lodge dog poop

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319242)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: passionate station

i encourage you to do this, just because it's going to be really funny someday when your son is a grown man and you explain to him how this went down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319252)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: talented native ratface

and that you asked XO for advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351496)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: bright multi-billionaire

He can give his son this thread in a sealed envelope for his 18th birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351661)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Low-t Dopamine

Do you have any tasteful nudes of the 22 yo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319263)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Lascivious shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319589)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: vivacious party of the first part pit

the most credited question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321244)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: talking glittery goal in life

Can I fuck up my kids without fucking up my kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319519)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: buck-toothed prole theater

Throw wife down staircase and then do the same thing to the 22 year old 10 years later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319625)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: walnut racy antidepressant drug

only even remotely cr

gotta do something about the kid too though, maybe send him off to boarding school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319716)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: Angry navy marketing idea boiling water

Almost 100 posts and nobody’s called flame yet? Married dude with kid has 22 year old sorority slam piece he sees all the time who buys shit for the kid without the wife suspecting anything. Lol ok.

Sounds like some xoxo fantasy (but without the kid part).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321598)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: amber wonderful kitchen roommate

i like how even in the fantasy xo poasters have an evil shrew wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321725)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling shimmering associate dragon

lol good catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321735)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: Electric Death Wish

not flame and that’s what really got me thinking she was a keeper. she more thoughtfully buys stuff like baby clothes for him (funny but spot-on instagrammable shit) that my wife had never done. wife just thought i was being cute and creative but credit goes to sidepiece. obviously she’s trying hard to get me to jump ship.

one thing i’m concerned about is that sidepiece does a lot of coke and abuses opioids. the coke is fun but she’s legit addicted to oxys and percs. our kids are going to be fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349174)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser submissive tattoo

Lmao sounds like a winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351374)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: jet trust fund house

It’s too late for you. Tell your son not to marry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321691)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: Electric Death Wish

obviously i’m telling my son to fuck hot dimes and then go MGTOW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349175)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: High-end primrose range

lol is this fatceps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36324458)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 2:16 AM
Author: self-absorbed irradiated pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36348596)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: provocative drab theatre

Sounds like a decent plan to me, but I have never been married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349442)