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Can I divorce wife and still raise our kid / not fuck them up emotionally?

i fucking can’t stand this bitch i’ve been married to for 15...
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  06/27/18
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100% cr, but OP won't listen
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Nope. It's true love as far as he's concerned. Later, he'l...
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MFCR
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jesus. i had no idea.
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no
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the chick i’m fucking is convinced the three of us can be ma...
vibrant mustard parlor private investor
  06/27/18
lol she has no idea. you are completely fucked. just give up...
blue elite antidepressant drug
  06/27/18
She is a poor source of information on this topic brother.
Beady-eyed Pontificating Pisswyrm Foreskin
  06/27/18
(understatement masterman)
Pink tanning salon coffee pot
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Seems fine. Just explain to him that you like this other per...
useless locus yarmulke
  06/27/18
Cr, no problem with this at all
Know-it-all bearded death wish codepig
  06/27/18
These things always work out fine
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cr and ex wife totally won't overreact or anything in the pr...
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  06/27/18
Who will also be around their kid. She also won't feel hum...
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  06/27/18
"so will you ever like someone more than me daddy? and ...
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"Already done"
hairraiser red heaven
  06/27/18
(Guy tryna be BOOMERIFIC!)
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  06/27/18
more like guy who’s the sole breadwinner and also does all t...
vibrant mustard parlor private investor
  06/27/18
How are you able to see the 22 year old chick so much? Does...
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  06/27/18
cr, effort >>> natural appearance
Aphrodisiac menage
  06/27/18
Please explain how/why your mistress is buying gifts for you...
Balding Sanctuary Affirmative Action
  06/27/18
sounds like you weren't man enough to control your wife and ...
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  06/27/18
Goddman this is cr
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cr
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i wasn’t confident and wealthy when i courted her like i am ...
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  07/02/18
What do you think your wife was doing at 22? What do you th...
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lol at “let.” i’ve done everything up and including physica...
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  07/02/18
No. I've gameplanned my divorce for years, and I don't se...
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life is tragic dude, but don't let it ruin your kid this you...
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lololol, that 22 sweetheart will have you dusting and moppin...
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  06/27/18
yup, all while spending your money and and not fucking you.
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...
Very tactful dysfunction
  06/27/18
Fuck
orange dilemma people who are hurt
  06/27/18
if you were the woman it would probably be better since you'...
Aphrodisiac menage
  06/27/18
nope. sorry about picking a shitwife.
Smoky Ticket Booth Party Of The First Part
  06/27/18
no
sickened contagious market
  06/27/18
No
Lime abode clown
  06/27/18
Nope. Further, the 22-year-old is, well, 22. I'm sure she ...
hairraiser red heaven
  06/27/18
i have enough money where she never has to work. she can be...
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Take your current net worth and divide by 4. Thats what you ...
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  07/02/18
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JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF
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Maybe try to get the wife to lez out with the 22 year old? T...
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devastating
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Also, post about it on XO
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  06/27/18
my grandfather did this. went undiscovered until the funera...
Smoky Ticket Booth Party Of The First Part
  06/27/18
My wife's uncle has four families/wives. Not flame.
Bat-shit-crazy azn really tough guy
  06/27/18
brother you should tell this story if theres anything to it
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  06/27/18
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Happens all the time
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the 22 year old will turn into an even bigger bitch than you...
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  06/27/18
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kid is 20 months old. wife is 35. i almost think going MGT...
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  07/02/18
holy shit dude. 20 months old is young. you have no idea w...
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  06/27/18
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  06/27/18
and that you asked XO for advice.
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  07/02/18
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  07/02/18
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  06/27/18
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  07/02/18
It’s too late for you. Tell your son not to marry
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  06/27/18
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Date: June 27th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: vibrant mustard parlor private investor

i fucking can’t stand this bitch i’ve been married to for 15 years but we have an amazing son that is my greatest joy in life. i’m a great father to him (i telecommute so i’m able to spend significant time with him every single day). i’d divorce the bitch and marry a 22-year-old chick who’s my literal soulmate that i’ve been fucking for about two years now. we want to have kids together and she’s a much better mom and housewife than my wife would ever be.

is there any way to divorce and re-marry and still be a great father to my son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317509)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chocolate Blood Rage Community Account

Brother, I've been in your shoes (mostly), and I'm going to be real: do not, I repeat, do not leave your wife for another woman believing that it is going to work out with the other woman. Leave your wife because you want to leave her, not because you think that your life will improve because you left her.

In fact, it is almost certain that you life will be worse in many ways after you leave her (financially, for instance).

Now, this woman: your relationship will change with her dramatically the second you say that you're leaving your wife. Much of the fun that you offer her is the deliciously forbidden feelings that come with your belonging to someone else. Yes, she pines for you, loves you, and says she desperately wants you - but you're a fool to think that these feelings will remain the same once she actually gets you. This story is as old as time. Homebreakers are called Homebreakers, not Homestealers. Every ounce of your soul will fight you on this, but this woman will be the death of you.

EDIT: there is nothing in the world more exciting, and more ultimately destructive, than a love affair. There is a lot written about this, read up on it, and once you sober up from the pussy-fog that you're in, start to plan your exit strategy from your mistress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319009)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy azn really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319031)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: hairraiser red heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319042)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: cream geriatric cuck shrine

100% cr, but OP won't listen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319232)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chocolate Blood Rage Community Account

Nope. It's true love as far as he's concerned. Later, he'll post on here about how much he hates women and how unfair divorce laws are, as if he wasn't the author of his own demise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321667)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: chest-beating depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351348)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Transparent digit ratio casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319975)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: appetizing laser beams office

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321092)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Odious aquamarine sneaky criminal

jesus. i had no idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36324407)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: blue elite antidepressant drug

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317510)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: vibrant mustard parlor private investor

the chick i’m fucking is convinced the three of us can be mature adults about this and it would actually improve things for my son since he’d have a stepmother who’s better at the domestic stuff than my wife ever was. but she’s also 22 and doesn’t know jack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317513)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: blue elite antidepressant drug

lol she has no idea. you are completely fucked. just give up on a happy relationship, do good by your kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317935)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pontificating Pisswyrm Foreskin

She is a poor source of information on this topic brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318674)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: Pink tanning salon coffee pot

(understatement masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36324445)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: useless locus yarmulke

Seems fine. Just explain to him that you like this other person more and want to leave your situation and start a new life and have different kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317521)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Know-it-all bearded death wish codepig

Cr, no problem with this at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318257)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Adventurous mewling twinkling uncleanness box office

These things always work out fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318268)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:58 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage

cr and ex wife totally won't overreact or anything in the proceedings once OP starts showing up with a 22 year old piece of ass in heels and a miniskirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318329)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: hairraiser red heaven

Who will also be around their kid. She also won't feel humiliated and enraged after a 15-year marriage that covered the years that were her best chance at getting married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318345)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Very tactful dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318272)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: sickened contagious market

"so will you ever like someone more than me daddy? and leave me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318333)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: hairraiser red heaven

"Already done"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318380)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: twinkling effete volcanic crater

(Guy tryna be BOOMERIFIC!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317524)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 8:54 AM
Author: vibrant mustard parlor private investor

more like guy who’s the sole breadwinner and also does all the cooking, cleaning, laundry. the lazy boring wife is naturally hot but never wears makeup or things that don’t cover her knees because it’s “whorish” and “objectifying.” she last wore heels five years ago and yelled at me afterwards for making her dress like that.

meanwhile my 22 year old piece of sorority ass always wears short dresses and heels and is a terrific cook and homemaker and buys cuter things for my son than his own mother does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317533)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Nofapping crimson trailer park

How are you able to see the 22 year old chick so much? Does your wife have any idea? Also, strong possibility that she becomes like your wife in 15 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317917)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage

cr, effort >>> natural appearance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318269)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Balding Sanctuary Affirmative Action

Please explain how/why your mistress is buying gifts for your son. Does your wife know about her or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318421)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy azn really tough guy

sounds like you weren't man enough to control your wife and now she has zero respect for you. drop the sidepiece and take control of your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319020)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Slimy motley business firm hunting ground

Goddman this is cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321000)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: appetizing laser beams office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321101)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: vibrant mustard parlor private investor

i wasn’t confident and wealthy when i courted her like i am now. she got me at my nadir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349127)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chocolate Blood Rage Community Account

What do you think your wife was doing at 22? What do you think your mistress will be doing at 30something.

Did it occur to your that your wife has you doing all the housework because she dominates you and you let her? What do you think is going to happen with your mistress realizes she can get away with watching TV all day while you clean up? Do you think this 22 year old's heart is so golden that she won't take what you're going to freely give her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36320028)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: vibrant mustard parlor private investor

lol at “let.” i’ve done everything up and including physical violence with her and she still doesn’t ever bust out the vacuum. once i was away for work for a month and came back to moldy bathrooms and litter and pet hair everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349131)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chocolate Blood Rage Community Account

No.

I've gameplanned my divorce for years, and I don't see a scenario where my kids don't get royally fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317922)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: crystalline comical skinny woman alpha

life is tragic dude, but don't let it ruin your kid this young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317923)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:28 PM
Author: ultramarine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36324566)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Copper impertinent national

lololol, that 22 sweetheart will have you dusting and mopping in 6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317948)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chocolate Blood Rage Community Account

yup, all while spending your money and and not fucking you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317957)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Very tactful dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318277)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: orange dilemma people who are hurt

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36317952)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage

if you were the woman it would probably be better since you'd get primary custody of your kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318275)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Smoky Ticket Booth Party Of The First Part

nope.

sorry about picking a shitwife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318276)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: sickened contagious market

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318282)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: Lime abode clown

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318342)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: hairraiser red heaven

Nope. Further, the 22-year-old is, well, 22. I'm sure she is a lovely girl who is fantastic in the sack, but lol @ quoting her optimism at everything working out. 22 means she is just graduating from college now (assuming she managed to finish in 4 years). Think about what your outlook on life was back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318370)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: vibrant mustard parlor private investor

i have enough money where she never has to work. she can be completely domestic. won’t that be just the bubble she needs? and i don’t care if she soends a shitload of money on looking hot tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349135)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 9:14 AM
Author: Electric university nowag

Take your current net worth and divide by 4. Thats what you will have after the divorce if youre lucky. And your salary divided by 3 will be your salary for the rest of your working career due to child support/alimony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349198)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: vibrant mustard parlor private investor

i’m fine with giving my son all the resources he would ever need. that’s how things are rn. it’s not about the money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349312)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Green Razzle-dazzle Dingle Berry Wrinkle

JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318374)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: blue elite antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318395)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: irate school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318460)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: useless locus yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318634)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: lake boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318671)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy azn really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318943)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Big Onyx Potus Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319060)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Vengeful becky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319118)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: twinkling effete volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321003)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:09 PM
Author: Odious aquamarine sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36324417)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Tantric set fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349364)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Cobalt Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349872)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Bateful hyperventilating cruise ship

Depends on how strong your vagina-related metaphor game is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318387)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: concupiscible primrose jewess international law enforcement agency

Maybe try to get the wife to lez out with the 22 year old? Then have both in the house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318388)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Slimy motley business firm hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321002)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Costumed Talented Bawdyhouse

"we want to have kids together and she’s a much better mom and housewife than my wife would ever be."

I am sure she will continue this trend of being a great mom to a child not her own, along with being a bang-up housewife, after you leave your wife for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318399)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: concupiscible primrose jewess international law enforcement agency

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318428)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac menage

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318450)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: hairraiser red heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318461)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Arrogant bisexual legend giraffe

Op sounds like you should just do two families. You lie to the sidepiece and tell her you left your wife but she raped you in the divorce and got full custody and you have limited supervised visitation and must be alone. Then tell wife you got a new jo that makes you travel 50%. A fake identity for the second marriage papers and you’re home free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318475)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Thriller blathering field doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318535)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: hairraiser red heaven

Also, post about it on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318551)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Smoky Ticket Booth Party Of The First Part

my grandfather did this. went undiscovered until the funeral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319065)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy azn really tough guy

My wife's uncle has four families/wives. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319077)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: mildly autistic multi-colored public bath

brother you should tell this story if theres anything to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319505)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: vibrant mustard parlor private investor

(Charles Kuralt’s grandson)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349139)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: yellow quadroon

Happens all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351156)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Peach Meetinghouse Messiness

(Don Draper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351341)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Supple amber marketing idea hall

the 22 year old will turn into an even bigger bitch than your current wife literally the second you sign the divorce papers.

lol at thinking some fucking homewrecker slore in her early 20s is your "soulmate"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318585)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:33 AM
Author: slap-happy orchid organic girlfriend pit

this is a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318598)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Supple amber marketing idea hall

yea, they types of 22 yr old girls who go after older married guys with kids are totally mentally stable and definitely not evil and selfish whatsoever.

OP should dive into this headfirst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318627)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: slap-happy orchid organic girlfriend pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319223)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Transparent digit ratio casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319995)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: appetizing laser beams office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321117)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired frum patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36324451)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: vibrant mustard parlor private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36350988)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: useless locus yarmulke

They are soulmates you idiot and you should absolutely chase your dreams. His kid will have his own dreams later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318644)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy azn really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318956)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: crusty multi-billionaire juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319027)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: slap-happy orchid organic girlfriend pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319515)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: appetizing laser beams office

eat pray LOVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351587)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: violet learning disabled den

how old is the kid? how toxic is your relationship with your wife? i am in the minority in that i believe there is a point (age/toxicity) at which leaving is better than staying, but even then, it's a tough tough decision that you will spend the rest of your life trying to atone for.

everyone saying the 22 yo is clueless and so are you for thinking she will remain this way is right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318645)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: vibrant mustard parlor private investor

kid is 20 months old. wife is 35. i almost think going MGTOW is better than staying with her since i’m a lot less stressed even when i’m alone. but i really want to be an ever-present father for my kid and the 22 year old is promising to be a fantastic “stepmom for him and a whore for me” (her words).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349159)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater Toaster

holy shit dude. 20 months old is young. you have no idea what this kid is going to be like in a few years. It's easy to say you adore him now, but there will be tough times when you need stern discipline - going to be hard to do when he realizes you took the selfish way out.

also your wife is still getting accustomed to being a mother. shit gets weird in the year or two after having a kid.

Were you banging this side-piece while she was pregnant? if so you're a dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351487)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: lake boistinker

Tell him he'll get a new mommy and then take him on a Harley ride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318677)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Saffron generalized bond sweet tailpipe

This thread is Exhibit A on why monogamy is the only credited choice when kids are in the picture.

OP, you wouldn't have near the animosity for your wife if you were not fucking your "soul mate" on the side, and unless your wife is a SPS borderline personality cunt, your son will be better off if you stay with his biological mother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36318879)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: mildly autistic multi-colored public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319555)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 9:00 AM
Author: vibrant mustard parlor private investor

wrong. i had this same level of animosity long before the sidepiece came along. she was bad when she was in biglaw - shit like insisting on being parked outside a library in fucking kauai for hours finishing up an appeal brief when we were on my birthday vacation. i told her to quit since i’m wealthy and she did and then proceeded to not do jack around the house or even focus on superficial shit like her looks and clothes because that’s “objectifying.” in other words she’s a cunty law shrew.

my sidepiece grew up on a rural farm in the south and has the personality of sunshine and believes in traditional domestic roles if the man is providing the money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349169)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Saffron generalized bond sweet tailpipe

I didn't say you wouldn't have any animosity with your shit wife, only that you wouldn't have the same level of animosity. If you deny this simple fact, you are lying to yourself. I suppose there is small chance your claim is true, in which case you are a sociopath. If that's the case, you probably would be doing your children a favor by exiting their lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351323)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: milky insane sex offender

yes, you'll get in everywhere youapply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319090)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuckoldry

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319242)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: aromatic range

i encourage you to do this, just because it's going to be really funny someday when your son is a grown man and you explain to him how this went down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319252)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater Toaster

and that you asked XO for advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351496)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: sienna mother sandwich

He can give his son this thread in a sealed envelope for his 18th birthday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351661)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: cream geriatric cuck shrine

Do you have any tasteful nudes of the 22 yo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319263)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Saffron generalized bond sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319589)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: appetizing laser beams office

the most credited question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321244)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: slap-happy orchid organic girlfriend pit

Can I fuck up my kids without fucking up my kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319519)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Chestnut mind-boggling personal credit line hospital

Throw wife down staircase and then do the same thing to the 22 year old 10 years later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319625)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic sexy property

only even remotely cr

gotta do something about the kid too though, maybe send him off to boarding school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36319716)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: misanthropic passionate partner brunch

Almost 100 posts and nobody’s called flame yet? Married dude with kid has 22 year old sorority slam piece he sees all the time who buys shit for the kid without the wife suspecting anything. Lol ok.

Sounds like some xoxo fantasy (but without the kid part).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321598)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: garnet stag film windowlicker

i like how even in the fantasy xo poasters have an evil shrew wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321725)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Chocolate Blood Rage Community Account

lol good catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321735)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: vibrant mustard parlor private investor

not flame and that’s what really got me thinking she was a keeper. she more thoughtfully buys stuff like baby clothes for him (funny but spot-on instagrammable shit) that my wife had never done. wife just thought i was being cute and creative but credit goes to sidepiece. obviously she’s trying hard to get me to jump ship.

one thing i’m concerned about is that sidepiece does a lot of coke and abuses opioids. the coke is fun but she’s legit addicted to oxys and percs. our kids are going to be fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349174)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: bronze provocative boiling water

Lmao sounds like a winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36351374)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: mentally impaired frum patrolman

It’s too late for you. Tell your son not to marry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36321691)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: vibrant mustard parlor private investor

obviously i’m telling my son to fuck hot dimes and then go MGTOW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349175)



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Date: June 27th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Pink tanning salon coffee pot

lol is this fatceps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36324458)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 2:16 AM
Author: Sable crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36348596)



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Date: July 2nd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: kink-friendly stain

Sounds like a decent plan to me, but I have never been married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4011385&forum_id=2#36349442)