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5 year old without concept of death's finality writes his own obituary

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
Mint coiffed party of the first part
  07/13/18
they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him
Flushed Location Volcanic Crater
  07/14/18
Garrett Michael Matthias AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”...
Mint coiffed party of the first part
  07/13/18
i'm crying here.
Amethyst Office Factory Reset Button
  07/13/18
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odious at-the-ready stage
  07/13/18
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cruel-hearted parlor
  07/13/18
just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.
Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund
  07/15/18
god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in...
Marvelous Electric Furnace
  07/15/18
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Marvelous Electric Furnace
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Burgundy Locale
  07/13/18
JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.
odious at-the-ready stage
  07/13/18
i need the joel osteen take on this
Mint coiffed party of the first part
  07/13/18
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Mint coiffed party of the first part
  07/13/18
Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big gri...
Aphrodisiac Skinny Woman
  07/13/18
kid's family didn't pray hard enough
Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference
  07/13/18
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Mint coiffed party of the first part
  07/14/18
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Mint coiffed party of the first part
  07/13/18
perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.
Amethyst Office Factory Reset Button
  07/13/18
True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a M...
odious at-the-ready stage
  07/13/18
brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all th...
Amethyst Office Factory Reset Button
  07/13/18
Good idea
odious at-the-ready stage
  07/13/18
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wonderful ebony kitty pit
  07/13/18
dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to ...
Amethyst Office Factory Reset Button
  07/13/18
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Racy Disrespectful Jew
  07/13/18
"Stinky Uncle Andy" Sounds Trumpian
ruby locus circlehead
  07/13/18
Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.
Tan Area Organic Girlfriend
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odious at-the-ready stage
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lemon sound barrier
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Bronze fragrant menage giraffe
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cordovan famous landscape painting
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cruel-hearted parlor
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Mint coiffed party of the first part
  07/14/18
180 kid
galvanic rehab
  07/13/18
a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid
splenetic green bawdyhouse hunting ground
  07/13/18
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Ocher lay halford
  07/13/18
Hard to argue with this
crimson brethren field
  07/13/18
hasn't more than one poaster died
Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference
  07/13/18
only the good die young
Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund
  07/15/18
Me, please.
avocado cerebral chad mood
  07/15/18
The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue ...
Racy Disrespectful Jew
  07/13/18
implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his ches...
Mint coiffed party of the first part
  07/13/18
Chemo med implant.
Tan Area Organic Girlfriend
  07/13/18
Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cance...
galvanic rehab
  07/13/18
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hairraiser pearl base
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lilac bat-shit-crazy french chef
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www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo
swollen fanboi hell
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sticky histrionic quadroon
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the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of th...
Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference
  07/13/18
scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before break...
bearded duck-like home idea he suggested
  07/14/18
just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking...
Burgundy Locale
  07/13/18
ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or somethin...
Racy Disrespectful Jew
  07/13/18
I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would hav...
Burgundy Locale
  07/13/18
Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit a...
Aphrodisiac Skinny Woman
  07/13/18
they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every tim...
Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund
  07/15/18
https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-imp...
wonderful ebony kitty pit
  07/13/18
Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can ...
bateful big-titted spot legal warrant
  07/13/18
If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in...
navy self-absorbed orchestra pit
  07/13/18
Sure. Why not?
bateful big-titted spot legal warrant
  07/13/18
Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?
Cracking frisky set
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Shivering free-loading boistinker
  07/13/18
man this is sad
lemon sound barrier
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crusty hot stag film mother
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Umber hairy legs
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odious at-the-ready stage
  07/13/18
he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names
Drab Bearded Whorehouse
  07/13/18
"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo a...
Anal olive becky
  07/13/18
this reeks of parental attention-whoring
Indecent property legend
  07/13/18
you reek of ducksauce and virginity
hairraiser pearl base
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odious at-the-ready stage
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bossy hissy fit jewess
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Marvelous Electric Furnace
  07/15/18
Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a...
Domesticated mexican
  07/13/18
Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsvil...
aqua appetizing windowlicker public bath
  07/13/18
xo's emo naivete is endearing
Indecent property legend
  07/13/18
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maroon multi-colored hall
  07/14/18
"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a ...
razzle-dazzle parlour
  07/13/18
the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me
Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference
  07/13/18
JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year ...
Domesticated mexican
  07/13/18
...
odious at-the-ready stage
  07/13/18
Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tea...
curious masturbator
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Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund
  07/15/18
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aqua appetizing windowlicker public bath
  07/13/18
:(
Demanding dragon
  07/13/18
Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....
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Drab Bearded Whorehouse
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Diverse Indigo Reading Party Temple
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maroon multi-colored hall
  07/14/18
God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our ex...
Adulterous school cafeteria
  07/13/18
How the fuck would you know?
Orchid Gunner Doctorate
  07/13/18
http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail...
lilac bat-shit-crazy french chef
  07/13/18
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Adulterous school cafeteria
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Twinkling bat shit crazy hominid
  07/14/18
I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not f...
Dashing tattoo
  07/13/18
Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”
Orchid Gunner Doctorate
  07/13/18
My reaction as well
chest-beating elite jap
  07/13/18
*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*
aqua appetizing windowlicker public bath
  07/13/18
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Concupiscible center
  07/13/18
AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!
Indecent property legend
  07/13/18
I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't han...
Exhilarant den
  07/13/18
You just have no concept of what the parents go through befo...
Aphrodisiac Skinny Woman
  07/13/18
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Diverse Indigo Reading Party Temple
  07/13/18
for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoi...
Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference
  07/13/18
Absurd screed
territorial overrated cruise ship lettuce
  07/13/18
happy friday! https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ
Mint coiffed party of the first part
  07/13/18
The fuck man?
Exhilarant den
  07/13/18
jfc that macabre
Drab Bearded Whorehouse
  07/13/18
...
bull headed mental disorder address
  07/13/18
Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio license...
comical maize striped hyena
  07/14/18
jfc
bull headed mental disorder address
  07/15/18
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buff motley codepig
  07/13/18
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Shivering free-loading boistinker
  07/13/18
RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it wit...
fighting church building boiling water
  07/13/18
...
Mint coiffed party of the first part
  07/13/18
Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just ...
bateful big-titted spot legal warrant
  07/13/18
whoa. describe
Drab Bearded Whorehouse
  07/13/18
I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone canc...
bateful big-titted spot legal warrant
  07/13/18
the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.
Aromatic dysfunction degenerate
  07/13/18
Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)
bateful big-titted spot legal warrant
  07/13/18
soul cancer.
Aromatic dysfunction degenerate
  07/13/18
that's the worst kind
Haunting Laughsome Trailer Park
  07/13/18
that's amazing. life is a gift.
Concupiscible center
  07/13/18
is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade
Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference
  07/13/18
very strong post / moniker synergy here
Bronze fragrant menage giraffe
  07/13/18
Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone ca...
Aphrodisiac Skinny Woman
  07/13/18
Ewing's
bateful big-titted spot legal warrant
  07/13/18
how old were most of them when they died
Drab Bearded Whorehouse
  07/13/18
10-16 The girl I had my first sexual experience with (han...
bateful big-titted spot legal warrant
  07/13/18
"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastati...
cobalt marketing idea school
  07/13/18
Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid ...
180 ceo
  07/13/18
mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of str...
lemon sound barrier
  07/13/18
I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths,...
cobalt marketing idea school
  07/13/18
TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.
comical maize striped hyena
  07/14/18
Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow mat...
cobalt marketing idea school
  07/13/18
i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom w...
Dashing tattoo
  07/13/18
they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had ...
cobalt marketing idea school
  07/13/18
how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blo...
Aromatic dysfunction degenerate
  07/13/18
lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don...
cobalt marketing idea school
  07/13/18
oh i see. you're a hero.
Aromatic dysfunction degenerate
  07/13/18
Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in t...
cobalt marketing idea school
  07/13/18
what kind of pain is involved
Racy Disrespectful Jew
  07/13/18
they drill deep into your pelvic bone obviously you go unde...
cobalt marketing idea school
  07/13/18
lol don't make him change his mind
Diverse Indigo Reading Party Temple
  07/13/18
"HS...2009" what the FUCK
Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference
  07/13/18
Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.
aqua appetizing windowlicker public bath
  07/14/18
"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer&q...
bull headed mental disorder address
  07/13/18
He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a c...
cobalt marketing idea school
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.
bull headed mental disorder address
  07/13/18
cockroach? don't you need positive karma to be reincarnat...
Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference
  07/13/18
I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not o...
lemon sound barrier
  07/13/18
Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill ...
bull headed mental disorder address
  07/13/18
Tough but fair
sickened kitchen generalized bond
  07/13/18
You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was ...
180 ceo
  07/13/18
that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR. ...
Indecent property legend
  07/13/18
What an absurd statement I would feel the same if he was th...
cobalt marketing idea school
  07/13/18
he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.
Amethyst Office Factory Reset Button
  07/13/18
Wtf, that would be sad too.
bull headed mental disorder address
  07/13/18
Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowh...
heady chocolate gaming laptop
  07/14/18
wtf dude
bipolar greedy range fat ankles
  07/13/18
i thought he was black you disgusting racist.
Aromatic dysfunction degenerate
  07/13/18
i couldn't tell since i don't see race
Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference
  07/13/18
Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny littl...
Aphrodisiac Skinny Woman
  07/13/18
true
sticky histrionic quadroon
  07/13/18
I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a So...
comical maize striped hyena
  07/14/18
stfu
Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund
  07/15/18
wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for p...
Aggressive filthy travel guidebook people who are hurt
  07/13/18
...
Mint coiffed party of the first part
  07/13/18
hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her ti...
Drab Bearded Whorehouse
  07/13/18
a peek experience
Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference
  07/13/18
Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.
bull headed mental disorder address
  07/13/18
Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have i...
crimson brethren field
  07/13/18
harsh but completely true
Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund
  07/15/18
He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190
Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference
  07/13/18
TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the ...
comical maize striped hyena
  07/14/18
Embarrassing thread for xo
maroon multi-colored hall
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Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancer...
comical maize striped hyena
  07/14/18
Where did you get that from?
Impressive Prole New Version
  07/14/18
90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come ba...
comical maize striped hyena
  07/14/18
He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.
bossy hissy fit jewess
  07/15/18
poor little man. god bless him, and i hoap we see him again...
Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund
  07/15/18
...
Marvelous Electric Furnace
  07/15/18
Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle
Henna chapel karate
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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Mint coiffed party of the first part

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418311)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Flushed Location Volcanic Crater

they should have beat the idea of death's finality into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426197)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Mint coiffed party of the first part

Garrett Michael Matthias

AKA “The Great Garrett Underpants”

3/26/13 – 7/6/18

My name is: Garrett Michael Boofias

My birthday is: I am 5 years old

My address is: I am a Bulldog!

My favorite color is: Blue….and Red and Black and Green

My favorite superhero is: Batman…and Thor, Iron Man, the Hulk and Cyborg

When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer

My favorite people are:

• Mommy, Daddy, my sister ‘Delcina’ (Delphina),

• The grandparents with the new house (Fredric and Cheryl Krueger),

• The grandparents with the camper (Daniel and Nita Matthias),

• My cousins: Grady, ‘that guy I took down that one time’ (Luke), and London Marie,

• My Auntie Janette and Stinky Uncle Andy (Andrew and Janette Krueger),

• Those two guys, you know, my uncles (Kristopfer Krueger and James Taylor)

• Batman!!

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port, needles, and the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts…I do like the mint monkey nose like at Mayo Radiation and that one guy that helped me build Legos (Randy)

When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!

Burned or Buried: I want to be burned (like when Thor’s Mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when I’m a gorilla

Big or Small Funeral: Funerals are sad: I want 5 bouncy houses (because I’m 5), Batman, and snow cones

Emilie and Ryan Matthias will honor Garrett’s final wishes by having a Celebration of Life on Saturday, July 14th from 5pm – 11pm at 2377 132nd Ct Van Meter, Iowa

Note: Symbolic Asgardian burial ceremony and fireworks will be held just after sunset

A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418340)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Amethyst Office Factory Reset Button

i'm crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418351)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: odious at-the-ready stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418364)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422911)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund

just when I thought 'maybe god is real', this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428924)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Marvelous Electric Furnace

god is real ... that's why he put such a 180 kid on earth in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429451)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:38 AM
Author: Marvelous Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429450)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Burgundy Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418356)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: odious at-the-ready stage

JFC, why would you post this? This is unbelievably sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Mint coiffed party of the first part

i need the joel osteen take on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418371)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: Mint coiffed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418557)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Skinny Woman

Joel Osteen says there is no God and it’s all just a big grift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419762)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference

kid's family didn't pray hard enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Mint coiffed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423833)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Mint coiffed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418372)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Amethyst Office Factory Reset Button

perspective i guess. we do worry about a lot of bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: odious at-the-ready stage

True, I guess the two hours I spent bashing Chinese with a MAF pumo may have been a waste in retrospect. Life is short. I can't imagine anything sadder than children dying of cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Amethyst Office Factory Reset Button

brutal. i look forward to hanging out with my dotter all the time. but today, we're gonna take a nice hike and get ice cream. i was gonna bar study all day. but i'm ahead. it can wait until she's in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418425)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:39 AM
Author: odious at-the-ready stage

Good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418559)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: wonderful ebony kitty pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419741)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: Amethyst Office Factory Reset Button

dotter came home sniffly from school. she's being going to like splash parks every day this week so no surprise. she wanted to put on PJs, watch cartoons and eat McDs. I obliged. been fun bar exam break.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421231)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Racy Disrespectful Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418429)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: ruby locus circlehead

"Stinky Uncle Andy"

Sounds Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418376)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Tan Area Organic Girlfriend

Kid woulda made a great man. Bigly. RIP little guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418437)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: odious at-the-ready stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418572)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: lemon sound barrier



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Bronze fragrant menage giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419400)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: cordovan famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420738)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422918)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: Mint coiffed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423854)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: galvanic rehab

180 kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418433)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: splenetic green bawdyhouse hunting ground

a just god would have taken a poaster, not this kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418438)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Ocher lay halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421283)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: crimson brethren field

Hard to argue with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422824)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference

hasn't more than one poaster died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422942)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:02 AM
Author: Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund

only the good die young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428928)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:29 AM
Author: avocado cerebral chad mood

Me, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429440)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Racy Disrespectful Jew

The things I love the most: Playing with my sister, my blue bunny, thrash metal, Legos, my daycare friends, Batman and when they put me to sleep before they access my port

Things I hate: Pants!, dirty stupid cancer, when they access my port,

what is his port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418442)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Mint coiffed party of the first part

implanted device to deliver chemotherapy, likely in his chest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418445)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Tan Area Organic Girlfriend

Chemo med implant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418447)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: galvanic rehab

Reminder: Cancer cure was discovered long ago, but the cancer industry is just too profitable to release it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418452)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: hairraiser pearl base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419515)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: lilac bat-shit-crazy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419729)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: swollen fanboi hell

www.nutritionfacts.org/chemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421891)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: sticky histrionic quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422568)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference

the reason i don't buy this is that there's no way one of those scientists who invented it doesn't come out and say "give me my fucking nobel prize and millennial of adulation from all of humanity" and also use it to cure some family members

you can't keep something like that a secret

like if the cure exists, that means there are people who have been cured by it - did they execute all of those test subjects, and successfully cover up all those executions (hundreds, likely)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422948)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:33 AM
Author: bearded duck-like home idea he suggested

scientists playing hackey-sack with cancer cure before breaking for a boozy lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424125)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Burgundy Locale

just assumed it was something the docs told him when hooking him up to various instruments/delivery systems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418463)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Racy Disrespectful Jew

ok, was hoping it wasnt a euphemism for his butt or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418472)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Burgundy Locale

I wont lie my mind went there too, dont think they would have done anything there other than help sanitize

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418476)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Skinny Woman

Wow not much cancer in your families huh? Was there a bit about Junior or some other Sopranos character having a port?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419771)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund

they put a port in so they dont destroy your veins every time they feed you chemopoison. Chemo is basically a bleach and caustic acid drip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428952)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: wonderful ebony kitty pit

https://www.mskcc.org/cancer-care/patient-education/your-implanted-port

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419754)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: bateful big-titted spot legal warrant

Just a permanent tube that runs into your chest so they can administer chemo without destroying your veins. I had a Broviac catheter for two years during treatment, like this...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qrMCUY7x3fU/TI5Y4OEPFTI/AAAAAAAACAo/SCXcf8ngavw/s1600/IMG_0219.JPG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419826)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: navy self-absorbed orchestra pit

If you get a port, can you inject heroin and other things in there without blowing out your veins? Asking for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419994)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: bateful big-titted spot legal warrant

Sure. Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420012)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Cracking frisky set

Wait, Freddy Krueger is his grandfather?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418471)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 11:31 AM
Author: Shivering free-loading boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36418506)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: lemon sound barrier

man this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419373)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: crusty hot stag film mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419421)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Umber hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419451)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: odious at-the-ready stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419540)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Drab Bearded Whorehouse

he, his sister, and his cousins had rlly prole names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419424)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Anal olive becky

"When I die: I am going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419462)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Indecent property legend

this reeks of parental attention-whoring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419465)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: hairraiser pearl base

you reek of ducksauce and virginity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419482)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: odious at-the-ready stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419535)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: bossy hissy fit jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422929)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:42 AM
Author: Marvelous Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429455)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Domesticated mexican

Nah man they're just honoring their little dudes wishes in a fun and sweet way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419511)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: aqua appetizing windowlicker public bath

Lol back off the misanthropy. These are people from shitsville ia. They wouldn't even know what the fuck you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420412)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Indecent property legend

xo's emo naivete is endearing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420837)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: maroon multi-colored hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423934)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle parlour

"A private burial of Garrett’s ashes will be held at a later time once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree and locate a nature preserve, so his tree resides in a protected area. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419473)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference

the ashes into tree thing is advertised on FB for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422962)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Domesticated mexican

JFC if you dont tear up a little at hearing one of a 5 year old kids favorite things is receiving anesthesia before having his chemo port accessed you're not human

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419503)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: odious at-the-ready stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419532)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: curious masturbator

Or if you’ve been around cancer long enough, you have no tears left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419860)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:10 AM
Author: Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36428972)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: aqua appetizing windowlicker public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420391)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Demanding dragon

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419504)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: carnelian boltzmann casino

Super sad, but it’s okay to quietly mourn too.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419590)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Drab Bearded Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419659)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Diverse Indigo Reading Party Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420873)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:42 AM
Author: maroon multi-colored hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423935)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Adulterous school cafeteria

God does not exist and the universe is indifferent to our existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419688)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Orchid Gunner Doctorate

How the fuck would you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: lilac bat-shit-crazy french chef

http://www.hamiltonsfuneralhome.com/services/services_detail.aspx?rid=35399

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419731)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Adulterous school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419760)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:43 AM
Author: Twinkling bat shit crazy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423830)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Dashing tattoo

I want to believe in heaven so badly for this boy. Can not fathom that he might just be gone, while I politics thread. Maybe I can be a better man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419697)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Orchid Gunner Doctorate

Hard to imagine anyone just being “gone”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419702)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: chest-beating elite jap

My reaction as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419901)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: aqua appetizing windowlicker public bath

*you die 2 years later ripped apart by a gorilla*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420422)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422839)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: Indecent property legend

AND LENA DUNHAM LIVES ON!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419706)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant den

I don't know about other poasters with kids, but I can't handle this stuff since having kids. It's just so sad and so unfair. When the stories come on the news, before football games, etc., I have to turn the channel. I very much dislike the fact that I probably wouldn't have cared at all prior to having kids. Makes me feel like a real asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419766)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Skinny Woman

You just have no concept of what the parents go through before kids, and how this little dude was just saying all this because he knew it got these big reactions from adults and he was just trying to figure shit out but was actually super scared and confused. It’s only once you come to really appreciate how child development works and how much work and worry it involves for parents that you can fully grasp why this kind of thing makes painless suicide for everyone a plausible worldview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419804)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: Diverse Indigo Reading Party Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420876)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference

for real, reading one of these things makes me super paranoid that babbydood is going to turn out to have cancer in a couple years and FMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422957)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: territorial overrated cruise ship lettuce

Absurd screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419781)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Mint coiffed party of the first part

happy friday!

https://imgur.com/a/oU0ymfZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419783)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant den

The fuck man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419815)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Drab Bearded Whorehouse

jfc that macabre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419823)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: bull headed mental disorder address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420717)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:46 AM
Author: comical maize striped hyena

Only when you stop to consider that the movie studio licensed out the character to the casket maker. No way they missed out on their cut,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424136)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: bull headed mental disorder address

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433410)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: buff motley codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419838)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: Shivering free-loading boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420419)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: fighting church building boiling water

RIP, little dude. It sounds like you made the most of it with what you had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419846)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Mint coiffed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419856)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: bateful big-titted spot legal warrant

Sad stuff. Absolutely gut wrenching for his parents. Just so unfair.

I lost a lot of my good hospital and cancer camp friends growing up. Carried a lot of guilt with me for years. If I had been diagnosed just a few a couple of years earlier I would have been, at best, an amputee, but more likely, dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419908)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Drab Bearded Whorehouse

whoa. describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36419993)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: bateful big-titted spot legal warrant

I've discussed it on the board in the past. I had bone cancer and was in the very first group of patients in a new experimental protocol. Up to that point, if you had my cancer in a limb, they immediately amputated. My case went to a panel of 5 doctors and 3 of them approved me for the newer limb-saving approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420202)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Aromatic dysfunction degenerate

the cancer is gone? survival of the fittest bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420242)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: bateful big-titted spot legal warrant

Yes. Replaced by a certain chill cancer of the mind. (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420311)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Aromatic dysfunction degenerate

soul cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420694)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: Haunting Laughsome Trailer Park

that's the worst kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421383)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible center

that's amazing. life is a gift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422848)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference

is this cancer what made you histrionic and bitchmade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422967)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Bronze fragrant menage giraffe

very strong post / moniker synergy here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420134)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Skinny Woman

Jeez what kind of cancer for amputee? Like a random bone cancer or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420220)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: bateful big-titted spot legal warrant

Ewing's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420319)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Drab Bearded Whorehouse

how old were most of them when they died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420637)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: bateful big-titted spot legal warrant

10-16

The girl I had my first sexual experience with (handjob/fingering) when I was 13, was in remission for four years when it returned and killed her. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421367)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: cobalt marketing idea school

"dirty stupid cancer" is easily the most devastating part

unreal how much bullshit and pain he had to deal with for no good reason while most Americans eventually eat themselves to death because they have no self-discipline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420487)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: 180 ceo

Life is hard man. Why not extend your sympathy for this kid to everyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420761)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: lemon sound barrier

mfcr, a lot of people eat and drink to excess because of stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420764)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: cobalt marketing idea school

I don't have sympathy for people who cause their own deaths, and I say this hypocritically as a semi-regular smoker and a DWI convict.

If you get yourself killed, you deserve it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420783)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:49 AM
Author: comical maize striped hyena

TBF odds are he would have eaten himself to death too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424139)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: cobalt marketing idea school

Also I was recently contacted as a potential bone marrow match and they left a voicemail asking me if I was still onboard with going through with it. The odds of being a match are like 1 in 500 people who volunteer with a cheek swab.

Was honestly kind of on the fence because it's painful and shit, but this is a sign and 100% persuaded me to do it. I'd have to be a complete asshole to not potentially save some kid with leukemia just because of some mildly invasive and uncomfortable procedure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420614)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Dashing tattoo

i heard a radio interview last week with some colorado mom whose kid found a bone marrow match in italy.

can you describe how one goes about becoming a donor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420651)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: cobalt marketing idea school

they had a booth set up at my HS way back in 2009, just had to fill out a form and do the cheek swab and give it to them right there. took like 10 minutes tops. Never thought anything would come of it and completely forgot about it til I got the call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420662)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Aromatic dysfunction degenerate

how much do they pay? like 3-4 movie tickets like giving blood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420700)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: cobalt marketing idea school

lol as far as I'm aware, there is no compensation, but I don't really remember if I got anything when I signed up.

I don't care, potentially saving a life would be enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420712)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Aromatic dysfunction degenerate

oh i see. you're a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420777)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: cobalt marketing idea school

Nah just doing what I can and what most people would do in this situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420803)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Racy Disrespectful Jew

what kind of pain is involved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420872)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: cobalt marketing idea school

they drill deep into your pelvic bone

obviously you go under for the procedure, but there is a lingering ache for like 2-3 weeks after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420890)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Diverse Indigo Reading Party Temple

lol don't make him change his mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420902)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference

"HS...2009"

what the FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422975)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 3:53 AM
Author: aqua appetizing windowlicker public bath

Holy shit there are people here who are almost 30 lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424060)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: bull headed mental disorder address

"When I grow up: I’m going to be a professional boxer"

Um...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420720)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: cobalt marketing idea school

He will be reincarnated as the next Ali, and you will be a cockroach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420755)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: bull headed mental disorder address

Seems unduly harsh for me, but good for him I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420840)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference

cockroach?

don't you need positive karma to be reincarnated into a higher lifeform?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422980)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: lemon sound barrier

I hope your shitpit eats your future child's face off. Not out of spite, but because it would be way way better than suffering through 18 years of having you as a "dad"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420756)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: bull headed mental disorder address

Seems unduly harsh. Besides, why maf at me? I didn't kill him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420796)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: sickened kitchen generalized bond

Tough but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421254)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: 180 ceo

You guys wouldn't shed a single tear for this kid if he was black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420784)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Indecent property legend

that's an argument AGAINST multiracial societies, not FOR.

it's human nature. don't try to *correct* it. work in harmony with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420828)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: cobalt marketing idea school

What an absurd statement

I would feel the same if he was the child of two gay illegal immigrant dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420851)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Amethyst Office Factory Reset Button

he's projecting. liberals have souls of coal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422596)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: bull headed mental disorder address

Wtf, that would be sad too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420860)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: heady chocolate gaming laptop

Oh come on, being black is perhaps not optimal but it's nowhere near as sad as the story in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423869)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: bipolar greedy range fat ankles

wtf dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421241)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Aromatic dysfunction degenerate

i thought he was black you disgusting racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421284)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference

i couldn't tell since i don't see race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422984)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Skinny Woman

Even the most vile white supremacist knows that skinny little black boys are the cutest kids, especially if they are spazzy goofballs like this dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421477)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: sticky histrionic quadroon

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422569)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: comical maize striped hyena

I'm not shedding a single tear for him as is. He wasn't a Soviet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424137)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429008)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Aggressive filthy travel guidebook people who are hurt

wow. I hope you get a bouncy castle shoved up your ass for poasting this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420905)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Mint coiffed party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36421266)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Drab Bearded Whorehouse

hopefully some nurse had the decency to show this kid her tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420913)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference

a peek experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422985)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: bull headed mental disorder address

Also, good on them for fulfilling his burial wishes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36420915)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: crimson brethren field

Sounds like he lived more in 5 years than xo poasters have in their median 45 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422820)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund

harsh but completely true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429015)



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Date: July 13th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine Jet-lagged Athletic Conference

He's getting a symbolic Asgardian burial, kid is 190

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36422935)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: comical maize striped hyena

TTT of them for not doing it for real. I want to be lit the fuck up on a giant wooden pyre too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424135)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:44 AM
Author: maroon multi-colored hall

Embarrassing thread for xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36423937)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:41 AM
Author: comical maize striped hyena

Holy fuck, I thought they cured like 90% of childhood cancers now? Kid got 10% PWND.

Faggot Trump should be fighting a war on cancer and not running around telling NATO to up defense spending in a world of zero fucking threats. The retarded orange monkey needs the cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424131)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 5:53 AM
Author: Impressive Prole New Version

Where did you get that from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36424145)



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Date: July 14th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: comical maize striped hyena

90% of childhood cancers go into remission and never come back after treatment. Only around 10% are fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36426053)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 6:47 AM
Author: bossy hissy fit jewess

He’s incredibly stupid. Just ignore everything he says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429403)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: Thriller doobsian heaven trust fund

poor little man.

god bless him, and i hoap we see him again one day, living large with his troop in the Rwandan jungle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429039)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 7:50 AM
Author: Marvelous Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36429462)



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Date: July 15th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Henna chapel karate

Don King on a private jet to the Rwandan jungle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4024908&forum_id=2#36433188)