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Housepets FREQUENTLY fight over who eats which body parts when you die

FACT. TMF, thoughts?
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  07/17/18
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(guy who thinks his standard poodle won't both fuck his ass ...
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TMF's SHIT PIT would certainly dine on his lardy death body.
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TMF's dog might eat him alive http://www.foxnews.com/us/2...
Mustard alpha party of the first part
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odd case
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Cr. Would also fuck his wife (but that's before anyone dies)
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: flirting fragrant gaming laptop tanning salon

FACT. TMF, thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447447)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: chrome disgusting trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447451)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: comical kitty water buffalo

I've researched this and *apparently*

a dog won't eat your dead body, but your cat will.

Yes, your cute little catdood(ette) will eat your dead body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447461)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: Narrow-minded flushed juggernaut

no, a dog will wait much longer if there is no other food to eat. a cat will eat you basically as soon as you are dead.

btw, cats start with your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447470)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: flirting fragrant gaming laptop tanning salon

waking up from a 32-hour bender with no cheeks : peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447614)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:56 AM
Author: Provocative ratface stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637647)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: flirting fragrant gaming laptop tanning salon

(guy who thinks his standard poodle won't both fuck his ass and eat his ears when he dies)

I've heard both ways on the dog issue, I think it's more about breed, intelligence, whether the dog likes you, etc. cats have been known to gnaw off body parts while the owner was just comatose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447480)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: comical kitty water buffalo

TMF's SHIT PIT would certainly dine on his lardy death body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447513)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Mustard alpha party of the first part

TMF's dog might eat him alive

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/19/deputies-watched-dogs-eating-ribcage-virginia-woman-22-during-mauling-sheriff-says.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447522)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:48 AM
Author: flirting fragrant gaming laptop tanning salon

odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637633)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: flirting fragrant gaming laptop tanning salon

Cr. Would also fuck his wife (but that's before anyone dies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447526)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:52 AM
Author: Razzle Bronze Range

at least you know you're going to die alone and no one will find you for a few days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637641)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 6:01 AM
Author: Supple athletic conference

gotta give street smart kitty props for surviving, while sweet angel puppydood dies starvation.

Its all in Gods plan, his grand plan for you and I.

God has a plan for us all, some of us get to live in a loving family where everyone has each others back, cares, watches out for each other, is there for you in times of need, and will take care of you and comfort you when the going gets rough. On the other hand, God hates a lot of us and has decided, in his great wisdom, to guarantee you stay alone, to never meet a partner, never be part of a loving family and above all else, never have a significant other who will walk side by side with you through all the tough times in life, health issues, struggles and loss, for no, God is almighty and knows you and hates your fucking guts.

But fret not, for He is a loving god who will give you your reward when you pass from this life to his ever lasting Kingdom, or whatever. So there's that.

Also, some credit cards give you points towards free groceries. Hi five!

Yours Truly,

God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637654)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: flirting fragrant gaming laptop tanning salon



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: mischievous opaque national security agency parlor

She was a winner, who became the doggie's dinner, she never meant that much to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_-Gxl1iSL4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36448249)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: flirting fragrant gaming laptop tanning salon



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: ruby box office pisswyrm



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: flirting fragrant gaming laptop tanning salon



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