Housepets FREQUENTLY fight over who eats which body parts when you die
| brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur | 07/17/18 | | green apoplectic church | 07/17/18 | | Mewling telephone boltzmann | 07/17/18 | | Maize offensive home | 07/17/18 | | brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur | 07/17/18 | | Peach Indian Lodge | 08/18/18 | | brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur | 07/17/18 | | Mewling telephone boltzmann | 07/17/18 | | White Meetinghouse | 07/17/18 | | brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur | 08/18/18 | | brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur | 07/17/18 | | Sepia scourge upon the earth associate | 08/18/18 | | Aromatic Parlour Twinkling Uncleanness | 08/18/18 | | brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur | 07/17/18 | | honey-headed pea-brained field | 07/17/18 | | brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur | 07/24/18 | | nighttime amethyst tanning salon | 07/17/18 | | brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur | 07/18/18 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: July 17th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Mewling telephone boltzmann
I've researched this and *apparently*
a dog won't eat your dead body, but your cat will.
Yes, your cute little catdood(ette) will eat your dead body.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447461) |
|
Date: July 17th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: Maize offensive home
no, a dog will wait much longer if there is no other food to eat. a cat will eat you basically as soon as you are dead.
btw, cats start with your face.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447470) |
|
Date: August 18th, 2018 6:01 AM Author: Aromatic Parlour Twinkling Uncleanness
gotta give street smart kitty props for surviving, while sweet angel puppydood dies starvation.
Its all in Gods plan, his grand plan for you and I.
God has a plan for us all, some of us get to live in a loving family where everyone has each others back, cares, watches out for each other, is there for you in times of need, and will take care of you and comfort you when the going gets rough. On the other hand, God hates a lot of us and has decided, in his great wisdom, to guarantee you stay alone, to never meet a partner, never be part of a loving family and above all else, never have a significant other who will walk side by side with you through all the tough times in life, health issues, struggles and loss, for no, God is almighty and knows you and hates your fucking guts.
But fret not, for He is a loving god who will give you your reward when you pass from this life to his ever lasting Kingdom, or whatever. So there's that.
Also, some credit cards give you points towards free groceries. Hi five!
Yours Truly,
God
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637654) |
|
|