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Housepets FREQUENTLY fight over who eats which body parts when you die

FACT. TMF, thoughts?
brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur
  07/17/18
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green apoplectic church
  07/17/18
I've researched this and *apparently* a dog won't eat you...
Mewling telephone boltzmann
  07/17/18
no, a dog will wait much longer if there is no other food to...
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  07/17/18
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Peach Indian Lodge
  08/18/18
(guy who thinks his standard poodle won't both fuck his ass ...
brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur
  07/17/18
TMF's SHIT PIT would certainly dine on his lardy death body.
Mewling telephone boltzmann
  07/17/18
TMF's dog might eat him alive http://www.foxnews.com/us/2...
White Meetinghouse
  07/17/18
odd case
brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur
  08/18/18
Cr. Would also fuck his wife (but that's before anyone dies)
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  07/17/18
at least you know you're going to die alone and no one will ...
Sepia scourge upon the earth associate
  08/18/18
gotta give street smart kitty props for surviving, while swe...
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She was a winner, who became the doggie's dinner, she never ...
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur

FACT. TMF, thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447447)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: green apoplectic church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447451)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Mewling telephone boltzmann

I've researched this and *apparently*

a dog won't eat your dead body, but your cat will.

Yes, your cute little catdood(ette) will eat your dead body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447461)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:26 PM
Author: Maize offensive home

no, a dog will wait much longer if there is no other food to eat. a cat will eat you basically as soon as you are dead.

btw, cats start with your face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447470)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur

waking up from a 32-hour bender with no cheeks : peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447614)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:56 AM
Author: Peach Indian Lodge



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:27 PM
Author: brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur

(guy who thinks his standard poodle won't both fuck his ass and eat his ears when he dies)

I've heard both ways on the dog issue, I think it's more about breed, intelligence, whether the dog likes you, etc. cats have been known to gnaw off body parts while the owner was just comatose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447480)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Mewling telephone boltzmann

TMF's SHIT PIT would certainly dine on his lardy death body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447513)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: White Meetinghouse

TMF's dog might eat him alive

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/19/deputies-watched-dogs-eating-ribcage-virginia-woman-22-during-mauling-sheriff-says.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447522)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:48 AM
Author: brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur

odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637633)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur

Cr. Would also fuck his wife (but that's before anyone dies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447526)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:52 AM
Author: Sepia scourge upon the earth associate

at least you know you're going to die alone and no one will find you for a few days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637641)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 6:01 AM
Author: Aromatic Parlour Twinkling Uncleanness

gotta give street smart kitty props for surviving, while sweet angel puppydood dies starvation.

Its all in Gods plan, his grand plan for you and I.

God has a plan for us all, some of us get to live in a loving family where everyone has each others back, cares, watches out for each other, is there for you in times of need, and will take care of you and comfort you when the going gets rough. On the other hand, God hates a lot of us and has decided, in his great wisdom, to guarantee you stay alone, to never meet a partner, never be part of a loving family and above all else, never have a significant other who will walk side by side with you through all the tough times in life, health issues, struggles and loss, for no, God is almighty and knows you and hates your fucking guts.

But fret not, for He is a loving god who will give you your reward when you pass from this life to his ever lasting Kingdom, or whatever. So there's that.

Also, some credit cards give you points towards free groceries. Hi five!

Yours Truly,

God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637654)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: honey-headed pea-brained field

She was a winner, who became the doggie's dinner, she never meant that much to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_-Gxl1iSL4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36448249)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: nighttime amethyst tanning salon



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: brindle bat-shit-crazy brunch voyeur



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