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Housepets FREQUENTLY fight over who eats which body parts when you die
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:23 PM Author: Trip Property Ratface FACT. TMF, thoughts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447447) |
Date: July 17th, 2018 6:23 PM Author: confused digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447451) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Haunting pearly hall I've researched this and *apparently*
a dog won't eat your dead body, but your cat will.
Yes, your cute little catdood(ette) will eat your dead body. |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:26 PM Author: aquamarine marvelous theatre no, a dog will wait much longer if there is no other food to eat. a cat will eat you basically as soon as you are dead.
btw, cats start with your face. |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:46 PM Author: Trip Property Ratface waking up from a 32-hour bender with no cheeks : peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447614) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:56 AM Author: nofapping range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637647) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:27 PM Author: Trip Property Ratface (guy who thinks his standard poodle won't both fuck his ass and eat his ears when he dies)
I've heard both ways on the dog issue, I think it's more about breed, intelligence, whether the dog likes you, etc. cats have been known to gnaw off body parts while the owner was just comatose. |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:32 PM Author: Haunting pearly hall TMF's SHIT PIT would certainly dine on his lardy death body. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447513) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:33 PM Author: Floppy crystalline weed whacker pistol TMF's dog might eat him alive
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/19/deputies-watched-dogs-eating-ribcage-virginia-woman-22-during-mauling-sheriff-says.html |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:48 AM Author: Trip Property Ratface odd case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637633) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:34 PM Author: Trip Property Ratface Cr. Would also fuck his wife (but that's before anyone dies) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36447526) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:52 AM Author: thriller violent sandwich at least you know you're going to die alone and no one will find you for a few days (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36637641) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 6:01 AM Author: Vivacious Sticky Hairy Legs Friendly Grandma gotta give street smart kitty props for surviving, while sweet angel puppydood dies starvation. Its all in Gods plan, his grand plan for you and I. God has a plan for us all, some of us get to live in a loving family where everyone has each others back, cares, watches out for each other, is there for you in times of need, and will take care of you and comfort you when the going gets rough. On the other hand, God hates a lot of us and has decided, in his great wisdom, to guarantee you stay alone, to never meet a partner, never be part of a loving family and above all else, never have a significant other who will walk side by side with you through all the tough times in life, health issues, struggles and loss, for no, God is almighty and knows you and hates your fucking guts. But fret not, for He is a loving god who will give you your reward when you pass from this life to his ever lasting Kingdom, or whatever. So there's that.
Also, some credit cards give you points towards free groceries. Hi five! Yours Truly, God |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:10 PM Author: Trip Property Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36448226) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:13 PM Author: Dull odious principal's office She was a winner, who became the doggie's dinner, she never meant that much to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_-Gxl1iSL4 |
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Date: July 24th, 2018 12:38 AM Author: Trip Property Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36485403) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:13 PM Author: provocative aggressive laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36448257) |
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 PM Author: Trip Property Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028666&forum_id=2#36456428) |