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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
Swashbuckling forum water buffalo
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Slap-happy friendly grandma cumskin
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Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my ...
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Idiotic Supple Base
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CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort
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Hyperactive preventive strike
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demanding theater stage
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Deep walnut death wish main people
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why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't y...
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Slap-happy friendly grandma cumskin
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what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
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Slap-happy friendly grandma cumskin
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NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
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Slap-happy friendly grandma cumskin
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does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients...
sepia startled piazza stock car
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you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
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well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for ...
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beady-eyed keepsake machete site
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is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
beady-eyed keepsake machete site
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yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
sepia startled piazza stock car
  07/17/18
I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
Swashbuckling forum water buffalo
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
Sinister crotch set
  07/17/18
Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
racy bronze school cafeteria son of senegal
  07/17/18
felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
sepia startled piazza stock car
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
charismatic community account
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he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
sepia startled piazza stock car
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i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
charismatic community account
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i c.
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appetizing space sweet tailpipe
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what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
Comical azure nursing home
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"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
sepia startled piazza stock car
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
Comical azure nursing home
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
sepia startled piazza stock car
  07/17/18
Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
racy bronze school cafeteria son of senegal
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lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits. ...
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charismatic community account
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Mildly autistic galvanic fanboi
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
racy bronze school cafeteria son of senegal
  07/17/18
you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
Mildly autistic galvanic fanboi
  07/17/18
not dishonest just extortive.
sepia startled piazza stock car
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Slap-happy friendly grandma cumskin
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they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
Mildly autistic galvanic fanboi
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you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
sepia startled piazza stock car
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No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t ...
Sinister crotch set
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Marvelous Rose Menage Idiot
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Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I...
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Marvelous Rose Menage Idiot
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knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed...
Territorial Native Dragon
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I never had unread texts until recently.
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling forum water buffalo

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: Slap-happy friendly grandma cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447858)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Useless rehab

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Idiotic Supple Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447667)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: aromatic school genital piercing

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: vengeful home

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Hateful burgundy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447699)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Hyperactive preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447723)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: demanding theater stage



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Deep walnut death wish main people



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Slap-happy friendly grandma cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447901)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Slap-happy friendly grandma cumskin



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Hateful burgundy windowlicker



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Slap-happy friendly grandma cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447981)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed keepsake machete site

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed keepsake machete site



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed keepsake machete site

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling forum water buffalo

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Sinister crotch set

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: racy bronze school cafeteria son of senegal

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: charismatic community account

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: charismatic community account

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

i c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: appetizing space sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Comical azure nursing home

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Comical azure nursing home

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: racy bronze school cafeteria son of senegal

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: charismatic community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448142)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Mildly autistic galvanic fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448158)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: racy bronze school cafeteria son of senegal

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Mildly autistic galvanic fanboi

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Slap-happy friendly grandma cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448247)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic galvanic fanboi

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: sepia startled piazza stock car

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Sinister crotch set

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Marvelous Rose Menage Idiot



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: ivory mad-dog skullcap

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Rose Menage Idiot



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Territorial Native Dragon

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: cerebral senate jew

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)