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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
Startling Peach Indirect Expression Mad-dog Skullcap
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Brindle Juggernaut Home
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Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my ...
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CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort
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why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't y...
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Brindle Juggernaut Home
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what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
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Brindle Juggernaut Home
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NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
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Brindle Juggernaut Home
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does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients...
Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse
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you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
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well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for ...
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contagious opaque sandwich hospital
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is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
contagious opaque sandwich hospital
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yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse
  07/17/18
I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
Startling Peach Indirect Expression Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
ruddy sneaky criminal stock car
  07/17/18
Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
Deep garrison ape
  07/17/18
felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
Bonkers space background story
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he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse
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i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
Bonkers space background story
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i c.
Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse
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Talented Lay Degenerate
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what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
grizzly forum toaster
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"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
grizzly forum toaster
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse
  07/17/18
Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
Deep garrison ape
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lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits. ...
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Bonkers space background story
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Multi-colored karate crackhouse
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
Deep garrison ape
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you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
Multi-colored karate crackhouse
  07/17/18
not dishonest just extortive.
Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse
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Brindle Juggernaut Home
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they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
Multi-colored karate crackhouse
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you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse
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No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t ...
ruddy sneaky criminal stock car
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Provocative vengeful field electric furnace
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Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I...
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Provocative vengeful field electric furnace
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knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed...
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I never had unread texts until recently.
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Startling Peach Indirect Expression Mad-dog Skullcap

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: Brindle Juggernaut Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447858)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Vigorous Wrinkle

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: stirring ultramarine location wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447667)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Wild Medicated Liquid Oxygen Stage

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: bespoke saffron sanctuary

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447699)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: lemon jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447723)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: chestnut menage



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: adventurous gaming laptop



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Brindle Juggernaut Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447901)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Brindle Juggernaut Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447912)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447935)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Brindle Juggernaut Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447981)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: contagious opaque sandwich hospital

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: contagious opaque sandwich hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448087)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: contagious opaque sandwich hospital

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Startling Peach Indirect Expression Mad-dog Skullcap

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: ruddy sneaky criminal stock car

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Deep garrison ape

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Bonkers space background story

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Bonkers space background story

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

i c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: Talented Lay Degenerate



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: grizzly forum toaster

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: grizzly forum toaster

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Deep garrison ape

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Bonkers space background story



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored karate crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448158)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Deep garrison ape

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored karate crackhouse

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Brindle Juggernaut Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448247)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored karate crackhouse

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Dull embarrassed to the bone bawdyhouse

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: ruddy sneaky criminal stock car

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Provocative vengeful field electric furnace



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: rose lodge cumskin

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Provocative vengeful field electric furnace



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Maroon Kitchen

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: brass crawly ticket booth

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)