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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
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what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
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NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
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you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
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is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
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yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
Self-absorbed trailer park karate
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I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
godawful stimulating garrison feces
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
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Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
Angry kitchen
  07/17/18
felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
Self-absorbed trailer park karate
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
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he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
Self-absorbed trailer park karate
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i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
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i c.
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dashing slap-happy dog poop institution
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what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
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"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
Self-absorbed trailer park karate
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
Lime halford hall
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
Self-absorbed trailer park karate
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Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
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you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
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not dishonest just extortive.
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they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
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you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: godawful stimulating garrison feces

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: titillating shrine



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Vigorous Mother Trump Supporter

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: primrose exhilarant pisswyrm



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Idiotic school cafeteria

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: topaz field old irish cottage

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: ocher people who are hurt nowag



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Impertinent geriatric library



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Copper Razzle House Jew



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: ultramarine charismatic state mediation



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: titillating shrine



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: titillating shrine



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: ocher people who are hurt nowag



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: titillating shrine



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Saffron Casino Boltzmann

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Saffron Casino Boltzmann



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Saffron Casino Boltzmann

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: godawful stimulating garrison feces

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: thriller lake indian lodge candlestick maker

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Angry kitchen

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Learning disabled tripping friendly grandma

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Learning disabled tripping friendly grandma

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

i c.

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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: dashing slap-happy dog poop institution



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Lime halford hall

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Lime halford hall

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Angry kitchen

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Learning disabled tripping friendly grandma



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Shaky azure location



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Angry kitchen

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Shaky azure location

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: titillating shrine



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Shaky azure location

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park karate

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: thriller lake indian lodge candlestick maker

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: unholy base



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Scarlet vibrant menage

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: unholy base



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: fragrant love of her life hospital

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: Cobalt weed whacker

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)