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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
Duck-like skinny woman
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Fear-inspiring Titillating Theater Sneaky Criminal
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Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my ...
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Crusty heaven
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CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort
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PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away f...
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concupiscible state
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why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't y...
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Fear-inspiring Titillating Theater Sneaky Criminal
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what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
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Fear-inspiring Titillating Theater Sneaky Criminal
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NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
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galvanic flirting sanctuary
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Fear-inspiring Titillating Theater Sneaky Criminal
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does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients...
Unholy philosopher-king piazza
  07/17/18
you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
medicated forum
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well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for ...
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medicated forum
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is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
medicated forum
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yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
Unholy philosopher-king piazza
  07/17/18
I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
Duck-like skinny woman
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
floppy senate
  07/17/18
Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
Fragrant Bipolar People Who Are Hurt Market
  07/17/18
felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
Unholy philosopher-king piazza
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
Vigorous tripping national black woman
  07/17/18
he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
Unholy philosopher-king piazza
  07/17/18
i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
Vigorous tripping national black woman
  07/17/18
i c.
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vivacious olive ladyboy
  07/17/18
what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
Claret shrine
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"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
Unholy philosopher-king piazza
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
Claret shrine
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
Unholy philosopher-king piazza
  07/17/18
Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
Fragrant Bipolar People Who Are Hurt Market
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lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits. ...
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Impressive pearly karate
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
Fragrant Bipolar People Who Are Hurt Market
  07/17/18
you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
Impressive pearly karate
  07/17/18
not dishonest just extortive.
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Fear-inspiring Titillating Theater Sneaky Criminal
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they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
Impressive pearly karate
  07/17/18
you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
Unholy philosopher-king piazza
  07/17/18
No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t ...
floppy senate
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Very Tactful Doctorate Psychic
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Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I...
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Very Tactful Doctorate Psychic
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knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed...
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I never had unread texts until recently.
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Duck-like skinny woman

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Titillating Theater Sneaky Criminal



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: 180 Opaque Hominid Depressive

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Crusty heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447667)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: offensive thriller public bath rigor

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: arousing azure famous landscape painting

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: galvanic flirting sanctuary



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: salmon business firm



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: spectacular stag film



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: concupiscible state



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Titillating Theater Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447901)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Titillating Theater Sneaky Criminal



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: galvanic flirting sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447935)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Titillating Theater Sneaky Criminal



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: medicated forum

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: medicated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448087)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: medicated forum

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Duck-like skinny woman

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: floppy senate

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Fragrant Bipolar People Who Are Hurt Market

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Vigorous tripping national black woman

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Vigorous tripping national black woman

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

i c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: vivacious olive ladyboy



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Claret shrine

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Claret shrine

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Fragrant Bipolar People Who Are Hurt Market

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Vigorous tripping national black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448142)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Impressive pearly karate



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Fragrant Bipolar People Who Are Hurt Market

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Impressive pearly karate

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Titillating Theater Sneaky Criminal



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Impressive pearly karate

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Unholy philosopher-king piazza

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: floppy senate

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Very Tactful Doctorate Psychic



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: mentally impaired bright quadroon

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Very Tactful Doctorate Psychic



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: bronze charismatic cruise ship pistol

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: Jet Queen Of The Night Legal Warrant

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)