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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably...
Heady patrolman
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sadistic deer antler church building
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Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my ...
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purple aromatic selfie stead
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CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort
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why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't y...
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sadistic deer antler church building
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what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and ...
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sadistic deer antler church building
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NO assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script: m...
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sadistic deer antler church building
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does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients...
Irradiated geriatric brunch tank
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you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w the...
painfully honest balding gas station
  07/17/18
well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for ...
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painfully honest balding gas station
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is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to ...
painfully honest balding gas station
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yeah everyone that hires me. they call "hello i'm lo...
Irradiated geriatric brunch tank
  07/17/18
I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone
Heady patrolman
  07/17/18
Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?
Blue aphrodisiac dilemma fortuitous meteor
  07/17/18
Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.
Big dog poop mad-dog skullcap
  07/17/18
felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?
Irradiated geriatric brunch tank
  07/17/18
the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything ...
flesh knife macaca
  07/17/18
he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he de...
Irradiated geriatric brunch tank
  07/17/18
i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to ...
flesh knife macaca
  07/17/18
i c.
Irradiated geriatric brunch tank
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Diverse slimy tattoo alpha
  07/17/18
what do you mean by soft tissue extortion
orange laughsome ladyboy
  07/17/18
"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no inju...
Irradiated geriatric brunch tank
  07/17/18
lol. why even get the MRIs then
orange laughsome ladyboy
  07/17/18
you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.
Irradiated geriatric brunch tank
  07/17/18
Sounds like you know a lot about PI.
Big dog poop mad-dog skullcap
  07/17/18
lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits. ...
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flesh knife macaca
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Charismatic Flushed Native
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Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pay...
Big dog poop mad-dog skullcap
  07/17/18
you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?
Charismatic Flushed Native
  07/17/18
not dishonest just extortive.
Irradiated geriatric brunch tank
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sadistic deer antler church building
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they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health...
Charismatic Flushed Native
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you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't ...
Irradiated geriatric brunch tank
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No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t ...
Blue aphrodisiac dilemma fortuitous meteor
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Hyperactive Kitchen Fanboi
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Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I...
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Hyperactive Kitchen Fanboi
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knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed...
swashbuckling alcoholic candlestick maker theater
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I never had unread texts until recently.
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: Heady patrolman

Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: sadistic deer antler church building



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: twisted contagious kitty

Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: purple aromatic selfie stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447667)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: ebony abusive library foreskin

CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Vibrant gaping

PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: Ruddy exciting area



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: Passionate chapel



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: pearly vigorous lodge messiness



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: histrionic out-of-control factory reset button



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM
Author: sadistic deer antler church building



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: sadistic deer antler church building



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

NO

assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:

my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.

boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447930)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Ruddy exciting area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447935)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: sadistic deer antler church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447981)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: painfully honest balding gas station

you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: painfully honest balding gas station



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: painfully honest balding gas station

is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

yeah everyone that hires me.

they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."

me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.

don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448036)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: Heady patrolman

I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Blue aphrodisiac dilemma fortuitous meteor

Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Big dog poop mad-dog skullcap

Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: flesh knife macaca

the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: flesh knife macaca

i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

i c.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: Diverse slimy tattoo alpha



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: orange laughsome ladyboy

what do you mean by soft tissue extortion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

"yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: orange laughsome ladyboy

lol. why even get the MRIs then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Big dog poop mad-dog skullcap

Sounds like you know a lot about PI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.

i threw you a ? on the 200k thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448186)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: flesh knife macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448142)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Flushed Native



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Big dog poop mad-dog skullcap

Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Flushed Native

you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

not dishonest just extortive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: sadistic deer antler church building



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Charismatic Flushed Native

they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Irradiated geriatric brunch tank

you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Blue aphrodisiac dilemma fortuitous meteor

No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Hyperactive Kitchen Fanboi



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: Provocative whorehouse crotch

Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM
Author: Hyperactive Kitchen Fanboi



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling alcoholic candlestick maker theater

knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298)



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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM
Author: flickering lime regret

I never had unread texts until recently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314)