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At a DUI arraignment for 6.5 hours today. 12 voicemails and 37 text messages
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM Author: Charcoal Up-to-no-good Trailer Park Sweet Tailpipe Doesn't even include voicemail on my office line. I probably have about 40 unread emails from the last 24 hours too. Living the dream, brothers. This is what it's all about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447666) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: impressive alcoholic base milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447858) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:45 PM Author: Idiotic Brass Parlor Newt Lol, 180. For one fifteen minutes stretch this afternoon my phone must have notified me of seven different inbound text messages. Then I take off at end of day, finally sit down to my steak and the fucking boss calls me to scream about something stupid...then two more voice mails arrive and I've got to call somebody right back since it's time sensitive. Sometimes I calculate how much work I'm actually doing and set it down on paper against my salary, and suddenly the salary looks unimpressive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448004) |
Date: July 17th, 2018 6:56 PM Author: sepia lascivious nowag partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447667) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 6:58 PM Author: mewling burgundy parlour blood rage CSLG better start showing you some respect on the bort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447683) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:00 PM Author: Khaki Haunting Gas Station PROTIP: Gen in the habit of liberally using automatic away from office email responses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447684) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:02 PM Author: slap-happy diverse volcanic crater theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447699) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:06 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy personal credit line stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447723) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:12 PM Author: tantric honey-headed locale telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447762) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:13 PM Author: appetizing party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447765) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:29 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space why no virtual receptionist like ruby or some shit? aren't you worried missing those calls equals missing retainers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447893) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:30 PM Author: impressive alcoholic base milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447901) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space what's a good one then? i don't want to answer my phone and say "i don't give free consults, come in on an appointment" when you can pay like $150/mo for that service right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447908) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:31 PM Author: impressive alcoholic base milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447912) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:34 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space NO
assholes like you fuck it up. here's your script:
my consults are an in-depth explanation of governing law applied to the facts of your specific case. whether you retain me, the knowledge will help you understand your situation and help determine the best lawyer to hire. my consultations are 1.5 hrs and only cost $325.
boom, done. obviously PI has exceptions but for crim/fam that's the deal and if they hire you then you deduct the consult fee from the retainer. |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:35 PM Author: slap-happy diverse volcanic crater theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447935) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:41 PM Author: impressive alcoholic base milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447981) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:42 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space does david boies do free consults? why insult paying clients spending half your day auditioning for clients? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447985) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:48 PM Author: Internet-worthy slimy persian circlehead you're not insulting paying clients. has nothing to do w them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448028) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space well in the book of tanya you get extra time in the day for free consults. like how the genesis lived to be 400 years old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448046) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: Internet-worthy slimy persian circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448087) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:47 PM Author: Internet-worthy slimy persian circlehead is anyone hiring an attorney in 2018 who is too arrogant to talk to them for free? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448018) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:49 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space yeah everyone that hires me.
they call "hello i'm looking for a badass lawyer. i got court next week."
me: bring in a check for $2500 to start and let's talk.
don't want to hustle for a client bringing $50 here, $300 there, etc. would barely cover gas. |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:24 PM Author: Charcoal Up-to-no-good Trailer Park Sweet Tailpipe I had an assistant at my house all day answering my phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448309) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:32 PM Author: bespoke naked laser beams Why the fuck were you sitting in court for 6 hours? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447916) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:37 PM Author: aphrodisiac doctorate Felony DUI I referred Chandler and Kenny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447945) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:43 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space felony murder dui or felony like .15 dui? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36447990) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:50 PM Author: Fragrant masturbator the latter obviously. you think he's gonna give up anything juicy to kenny? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448049) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:52 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space he makes like $2m off soft tissue extortion. why would he deal with people who can kill him if he fucks their cases up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448076) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: Fragrant masturbator i mean to say that if it was a big case, it'd be trusted to chandler instead. kenny only gets the small fries $15k dui settlements (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448082) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space i c. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448092) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:25 PM Author: comical gaped degenerate electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448316) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: Cerebral toilet seat what do you mean by soft tissue extortion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448088) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:56 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space "yo allstate guy, i know the mri and xrays show no injury but the whiplash aggravated his vagina fibromalgia. the policy is $100k, give me $75K right now or explain to your insured why he'll be out of pocket..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448099) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:00 PM Author: Cerebral toilet seat lol. why even get the MRIs then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448139) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space you hope a prior injury that wasn't sued on is visible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448165) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:04 PM Author: aphrodisiac doctorate Sounds like you know a lot about PI. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448175) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space lol not a lot. scammed a few insurers for policy limits.
i threw you a ? on the 200k thread. |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:01 PM Author: Fragrant masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448142) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:02 PM Author: medicated gay wizard haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448158) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:03 PM Author: aphrodisiac doctorate Man, I laughed pretty hard at this. Also, Allstate never pays a lot. I almost always have to get close to trial to make big money on these. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448171) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:06 PM Author: medicated gay wizard haunted graveyard you're laughing at being called a dishonest scumbag? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448192) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:07 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space not dishonest just extortive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448197) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:12 PM Author: impressive alcoholic base milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448247) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:19 PM Author: medicated gay wizard haunted graveyard they are suing to cover fabricated damages, yes? have health insurance pay to cover fraud treatment, then sue to cover those costs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448288) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:20 PM Author: fiercely-loyal space you can't use health ins for a car wreck. the doctors won't accept that shit. you use car insurance so there's no medicare part b fee schedule. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448289) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 9:35 PM Author: bespoke naked laser beams No shit faggot Jesus fucking Christ. An arraignment doesn’t take 6 fucking hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448742) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 7:59 PM Author: Learning disabled library philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448127) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:05 PM Author: Kink-friendly purple hissy fit lodge Damn. I have a similar problem. Anytime I'm gone for a day I come back to hundreds of emails and a dozen voicemails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448184) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 8:09 PM Author: Learning disabled library philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36448211) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:13 PM Author: Razzle Market knowing you are an underemployed shitlawyer getting screamed at by DUI assholes explains A LOT about your posting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449298) |
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Date: July 17th, 2018 11:16 PM Author: Supple slippery pit place of business I never had unread texts until recently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4028692&forum_id=2#36449314) |