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new girlfriend is a Seeking Arrangement whore who constantly makes ibs jokes

if i keep doing this right i will be dead before 35
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/22/18
don't go on that site dude - i did and learned my lesson
exhilarant filthpig
  07/22/18
i met her on another site she was just telling me about how ...
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/22/18
elaborate
racy plum dilemma
  07/22/18
my new girlfriend apparently got paid $850 a few months ago ...
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/22/18
180
Sapphire stimulating marketing idea orchestra pit
  07/22/18
does she itemize the invoice
racy plum dilemma
  07/22/18
i didnt pry into it that much i think she just told the stor...
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/22/18
I believe she would have to fill out a form 1096-LOAF for th...
passionate whorehouse
  07/22/18
...
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/22/18
$150 repeat client discount
offensive mauve abode nowag
  07/23/18
...
Blue curious garrison
  10/27/19
...
concupiscible piazza coldplay fan
  12/18/19
she has 5 different psychiatric med scripts lol
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/22/18
she keeps texting me screencaps of convos with these old law...
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/22/18
"ive only had sex with 17 guys"
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/22/18
she says nigger a lot
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/22/18
...
High-end Corn Cake
  10/27/19
"i hate children they make my ibs flare up"
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/22/18
whats his name
sienna organic girlfriend cuckoldry
  07/22/18
...
angry sex offender
  07/22/18
she is a dogsitter or dogwalker or something and says she ta...
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/23/18
I hope she is sterile
dashing love of her life state
  07/24/18
The HPV, syphilis and uterine cancer took care of that long ...
ivory stubborn jap
  07/24/18
I think shes pretty clean shes only banged 17 guys
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/24/18
we have spent the past few hours sending each other live lea...
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/23/18
...
angry sex offender
  07/23/18
she sent me a snapchat of her bloody, messy gash (on her per...
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/29/18
...
excitant confused tank doctorate
  07/29/18
...
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/29/18
overlooked
Emerald odious locale haunted graveyard
  10/26/19
Why are you even on that site? It’s for olds
aphrodisiac flatulent area
  07/29/18
I met her on another app. She just uses SA to make extra mon...
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/29/18
*Licks nasty asshole of rich boomer for booze money* *Mee...
aphrodisiac flatulent area
  07/29/18
I'm in love with her.
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/29/18
...
supple foreskin immigrant
  12/18/19
lololololololololol. you pay strange girls for sex. i fuck n...
diverse light halford goal in life
  07/29/18
you've already established that you pay extra money for the ...
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/29/18
i knew you had some weird alternative lifestyle. paying 3.99...
diverse light halford goal in life
  07/29/18
yeah banging internet sluts is def weird & alternative
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/29/18
yes if you’re paying for it
diverse light halford goal in life
  07/29/18
im not
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/29/18
In my degenerate online dating era I met a 23 yr old ginger ...
ungodly mexican knife
  07/29/18
this describes the girl im talking about to a tee
Appetizing idiotic roast beef
  07/29/18
Update?
dashing love of her life state
  12/18/19
...
saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter
  12/18/19
jesus Christ, this sounds even worse than the clusterfuck of...
Fishy Temple
  12/18/19
describe
supple foreskin immigrant
  12/18/19
poasted about here in this thread as well as a couple others...
Fishy Temple
  12/18/19
LOL 180 i know this story
supple foreskin immigrant
  12/18/19
u have feelings for a bpd retard? d00d.
saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter
  12/18/19
what the hell does bpd mean? yeah I do, and I recognize ...
Fishy Temple
  12/18/19
get married and spend the rest of ur lives together
supple foreskin immigrant
  12/18/19
...
saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter
  12/18/19
LJL, I'm not that fucking retarded. if we actually were toge...
Fishy Temple
  12/18/19
do it pussy
supple foreskin immigrant
  12/18/19
...
saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter
  12/18/19
borderline personality disorder. it's the female version of...
saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter
  12/18/19
yeah she is likely absolutely insane. bipolar or something. ...
Fishy Temple
  12/18/19
disgusting
supple foreskin immigrant
  12/18/19
15 might be excess of my record, back when i was a 15 yr. ol...
saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter
  12/18/19
poast photos of ur cock
Fishy Temple
  12/18/19
earl's closer to u d00d and (in his account) is the one azn ...
saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter
  12/18/19
i already asked Nutella to do a three way with me and this s...
Fishy Temple
  12/18/19
...
supple foreskin immigrant
  12/18/19
yea i remember was joking that maybe the response would be d...
saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter
  12/18/19
to be fair, I heard she's beat (even by azn standards) so th...
Fishy Temple
  12/18/19
thunder collins and others say really mean things about her ...
saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter
  12/18/19


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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:04 AM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

if i keep doing this right i will be dead before 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473440)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: exhilarant filthpig

don't go on that site dude - i did and learned my lesson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473462)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:12 AM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

i met her on another site she was just telling me about how she goes on SA whenever she needs money or free shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473469)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: racy plum dilemma

elaborate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473472)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

my new girlfriend apparently got paid $850 a few months ago to strip naked and shit on some guys chest while he beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473480)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Sapphire stimulating marketing idea orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473481)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: racy plum dilemma

does she itemize the invoice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473486)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

i didnt pry into it that much i think she just told the story to intimidate me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473556)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: passionate whorehouse

I believe she would have to fill out a form 1096-LOAF for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478108)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478123)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: offensive mauve abode nowag

$150 repeat client discount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36481277)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 2:11 AM
Author: Blue curious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39032439)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:45 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284611)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

she has 5 different psychiatric med scripts lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36473574)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

she keeps texting me screencaps of convos with these old lawyer fags and i dont know how i feel about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36476483)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

"ive only had sex with 17 guys"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36476489)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

she says nigger a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36476522)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 2:15 AM
Author: High-end Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39032448)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:27 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

"i hate children they make my ibs flare up"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478093)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: sienna organic girlfriend cuckoldry

whats his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478098)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: angry sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36478115)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

she is a dogsitter or dogwalker or something and says she takes "pride" in being a "dog step mom" but is hoping eventually she will graduate to full on "dog mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36481125)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 4:06 AM
Author: dashing love of her life state

I hope she is sterile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36485778)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: ivory stubborn jap

The HPV, syphilis and uterine cancer took care of that long ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36489176)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

I think shes pretty clean shes only banged 17 guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36489258)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

we have spent the past few hours sending each other live leak videos and discussing them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36485059)



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Date: July 23rd, 2018 11:46 PM
Author: angry sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36485202)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

she sent me a snapchat of her bloody, messy gash (on her period) and asked me if i was fine with cleaning it up--i reluctantly told her yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517865)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: excitant confused tank doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517882)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517884)



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Date: October 26th, 2019 10:00 PM
Author: Emerald odious locale haunted graveyard

overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39031754)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac flatulent area

Why are you even on that site? It’s for olds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517889)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

I met her on another app. She just uses SA to make extra money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517891)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac flatulent area

*Licks nasty asshole of rich boomer for booze money*

*Meets up with you a few hours later*

Sounds like a catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517993)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

I'm in love with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36517995)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:26 PM
Author: supple foreskin immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284446)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: diverse light halford goal in life

lololololololololol. you pay strange girls for sex. i fuck normal girls without paying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518020)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

you've already established that you pay extra money for the bonus features on dating apps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518027)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: diverse light halford goal in life

i knew you had some weird alternative lifestyle. paying 3.99 for the tinder boost feature a handful of times =/= having a seeking arrangement account. women outnumber men in my town and i can fuck girls in their mid 20s from good schools almost anytime i want to. for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518060)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

yeah banging internet sluts is def weird & alternative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518072)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: diverse light halford goal in life

yes if you’re paying for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518086)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

im not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518097)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: ungodly mexican knife

In my degenerate online dating era I met a 23 yr old ginger slut who had a 65 year old SA Sugar daddy. He was a rich as fuck tech bro and gave her an allowance ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518050)



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Date: July 29th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Appetizing idiotic roast beef

this describes the girl im talking about to a tee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#36518059)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: dashing love of her life state

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284372)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284425)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:19 PM
Author: Fishy Temple

jesus Christ, this sounds even worse than the clusterfuck of a "relationship" I have going on out in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284385)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: supple foreskin immigrant

describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284417)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:36 PM
Author: Fishy Temple

poasted about here in this thread as well as a couple others: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4395443&mc=32&forum_id=2

basically my client, partner and I used to hang out with her and do blow. client was paying her ostensibly for sex but they could never do that due to the blow.

long story short, I'm now hanging out with her and I actually have feelings for her, which is completely retarded. it seems to be reciprocal, but who knows with these mentally ill bitches. this is just a sick situation based on drugs, alcoholism, and lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284533)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:37 PM
Author: supple foreskin immigrant

LOL 180 i know this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284546)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:37 PM
Author: saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter

u have feelings for a bpd retard? d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284548)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Fishy Temple

what the hell does bpd mean?

yeah I do, and I recognize how utterly stupid this is. I think it's because I knew her for like three years as just a party friend. I mean there is no excuse for this though, I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284566)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: supple foreskin immigrant

get married and spend the rest of ur lives together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284569)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284572)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: Fishy Temple

LJL, I'm not that fucking retarded. if we actually were together one or both of us would be dead or in prison within a year or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284578)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: supple foreskin immigrant

do it pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284588)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284606)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter

borderline personality disorder. it's the female version of sociopathy, common in hookers & other whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284571)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: Fishy Temple

yeah she is likely absolutely insane. bipolar or something. she masturbates like 15 times a day, which I think can be a symptom of mental illness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284587)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:42 PM
Author: supple foreskin immigrant

disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284590)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter

15 might be excess of my record, back when i was a 15 yr. old straight as fuck cis. male. (jacking to tranny porn ofc..)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284605)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:49 PM
Author: Fishy Temple

poast photos of ur cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284630)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:54 PM
Author: saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter

earl's closer to u d00d and (in his account) is the one azn dude in the la area with a truly massive package. and maybe nutella would be up for a threeway now that the cslg "holiday" party is now in the past?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284655)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:55 PM
Author: Fishy Temple

i already asked Nutella to do a three way with me and this stripper. her response was very rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284657)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:55 PM
Author: supple foreskin immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284661)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 1:56 PM
Author: saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter

yea i remember was joking that maybe the response would be different now that she's presumably finished masturbating to cslg's wealth ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284667)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: Fishy Temple

to be fair, I heard she's beat (even by azn standards) so that wasn't a legitimate question that I posed to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284767)



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Date: December 18th, 2019 2:22 PM
Author: saffron fluffy site faggot firefighter

thunder collins and others say really mean things about her looks because she can be a huge bitch on xo (that's the essence of her schtick). she is (or used to be) fairly attractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4032004&forum_id=2#39284794)