*crowd chants 'CNN sucks' for 3 minutes*

...oh boy, you guys are rough, rough stuff, how do you really feel huh? *chuckles and shakes head*

Anyways so the famous rapists,

*EXAGGERATED STIFF FORMAL VOICE*

"Donald Trump said all Mexicans are rapists. Donald Trump said the Russians should hack the emails. Donald Trump Donald Trump*

*BACK TO NORMAL TRUMP VOICE*

...right? Our fake news, our lovely fake news people, so they go bananas, they go bananas over my statement. But then this lady here, oh boy, I've got it right here

*pulls several printed pages out of suit pocket*

I've got it right here folks, oh boy, she's the newest hire for the New York Times. Listen, can you believe this? You're not gonna believe it. Sarah Jong, okay? Ms Jong, what does she say?

Here's what she says on her tweets:

'Oh man, it's kind of sick how much joy I get out of being cruel to old white men'

*crowd boos loudly*

Can you imagine? I know, I know, terrible.

Here's another one from Miss Jong:

'Are white people genetically predisposed to burn faster in the sun, thus logically being only fit to live underground like groveling goblins.'

*BOOING INTENSIFIES*

Amazing. New York Times Editorial board! *Trump waves papers* Was this her resume? Maybe it was her resume!

I gotta read one more, okay, one more?

Oh boy I can't even read this one, I see kids in the crowd folks, oh boy, well, I'll kinda reading it, okay? I'll kinda read it and you will get the idea. Not very presidential, but that's okay right?

'Dumbass....couldn't avoid that one, sorry, first word, don't know how else to say it....Dumbass f'n white people marking up the internet with their opinions...like dogs peeing and she didn't say peeing okay? but like dogs peeing on fire hydrants.'

*BOOING INTENSIFIES FURTHER*

It's a shame folks. And they complain when I call them the enemy of the people!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040724&forum_id=2#36542735)