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Saw the IFNB exhibition at the Uffizi today, was 18000 (pics)

A lot of amazing pieces that really teach us a lot about the...
Peach heady home sound barrier
  08/12/18
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Harsh psychic
  08/12/18
No more outing of pepito pls
awkward obsidian really tough guy ladyboy
  08/12/18
In “The Elixir,” the artist has captured the moment when anc...
Peach heady home sound barrier
  08/12/18
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Scarlet background story
  08/13/18
interesting, interesting
sticky pea-brained range fat ankles
  08/13/18
In “Glory,” a proud young lifter pumps his fist after winnin...
Peach heady home sound barrier
  08/12/18
this is some 180 scholarship you're reporting
cruel-hearted degenerate
  08/12/18
I only wish i’d photographed every piece
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ivory stag film
  08/12/18
Here we have “The Athlete in Repose.” We see a pro relaxing ...
Peach heady home sound barrier
  08/12/18
beautiful, 180
Frozen nofapping foreskin
  08/12/18
you need to publish these reviews. should be part of the Uff...
cruel-hearted degenerate
  08/12/18
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  08/13/18
back then training twinks had training twinks (upon whom the...
sticky pea-brained range fat ankles
  08/13/18
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house-broken striped hyena
  08/13/18
I think DrakeMallard was recently in Florence as well, wonde...
Peach heady home sound barrier
  08/13/18
Is that the earliest known training twink?
Ocher exciting marketing idea school
  08/13/18
I can’t say for sure i’m only an amateur MUSCLEHISTORIAN.
Peach heady home sound barrier
  08/13/18
this thread has been CERTIFIED SCHOLARSHIP by the Naked Musc...
Laughsome spruce base
  08/13/18
Should be published in the Annual Proceedings of the Academy...
cruel-hearted degenerate
  08/13/18
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Laughsome spruce base
  08/13/18
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bateful sienna masturbator
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Peach heady home sound barrier
  08/16/18
180 as fuck. how did i miss this? millions go to the uffizi ...
diverse garrison rigpig
  08/16/18
you won't see this in clothmo trip reports on FlyerTalk
Laughsome spruce base
  08/16/18
this
cruel-hearted degenerate
  08/16/18
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Doobsian Theater Stage Shitlib
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diverse garrison rigpig
  08/16/18
I saw some very disturbing things today in Tunisia pertainin...
Peach heady home sound barrier
  08/16/18
I’m very concerned about your findings
sticky pea-brained range fat ankles
  08/16/18
underrated thread 180
flirting theatre
  08/16/18
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slippery patrolman
  08/16/18
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Thriller Fishy Parlor
  08/16/18
Sorry for the delay. So, my MUSCLESCHOLAR tour continued in ...
Peach heady home sound barrier
  08/18/18
Some scholars believe the NUDE MARINERS fresco depicts the f...
slippery patrolman
  08/18/18
From here, things got a bit disturbing. We all know about th...
Peach heady home sound barrier
  08/18/18
also from the Bardo, we have a piece from the transitional p...
Peach heady home sound barrier
  08/18/18
tragic!
slippery patrolman
  08/18/18
truly
Peach heady home sound barrier
  08/19/18
Finally, we have a statue from the ruins of Carthage. While ...
Peach heady home sound barrier
  08/18/18
STRAIGHT AS FUCK SCHOLARSHIP
cruel-hearted degenerate
  08/22/18
180 multi-continent tour!
diverse garrison rigpig
  08/19/18
180 scholarship ITT.
Scarlet background story
  08/19/18
Haven’t seen any MUSCLEART in Asia...odd case
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Date: August 12th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

A lot of amazing pieces that really teach us a lot about the origins of the sport. One of the earliest works on nude lifting is called “The Choice,” here we see a young lifter starting to disrobe, but we aren’t sure if he will follow the path of pure lifting or stop before fully discarding his clothes. There’s a second layer, as he clearly displays an assball in his right hand. If he begins to lift nude, will he follow the ideals of gentleman’s pure bodybuilding, or will the pull of the dark side be too much to resist?

https://m.imgur.com/a/N602Wgi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603602)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: Harsh psychic



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: awkward obsidian really tough guy ladyboy

No more outing of pepito pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603623)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

In “The Elixir,” the artist has captured the moment when ancient pharmacists first perfected all natural herbal sperm supplements. This led to an EXPLOSION in performance, think of it as the SPERMRUSH of antiquity. I know their MEATSTICKS look puny in comparison to today’s pros, but keep in mind that 1. Nude lifting was in it’s infancy, and most importantly, 2. Artists of that age were unable to fully sculpt such massive STIMSTICKS without supports anchored to the body, as the weight would often lead to the FUCKPOLE breaking off as time went on.

https://m.imgur.com/a/uO7xUuj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603635)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: contagious ruddy azn toilet seat

Scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603644)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: Scarlet background story



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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: sticky pea-brained range fat ankles

interesting, interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36608620)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

In “Glory,” a proud young lifter pumps his fist after winning an amateur competition. In his fist, we can see his newly won pro card, which in those days were scrolls verifying the competitor’s credentials.

https://m.imgur.com/a/SAgNAAq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603659)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: cruel-hearted degenerate

this is some 180 scholarship you're reporting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603836)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

I only wish i’d photographed every piece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36604313)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: ivory stag film



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

Here we have “The Athlete in Repose.” We see a pro relaxing after a grueling stim session with his favorite training twink. Then, just as today, the pro would often squeeze off a few extra blasts post workout to give to his twink to help with the twink’s own lifting regimen. That’s represented by the bowl in his left hand. A fine, lighthearted scultpure.

https://m.imgur.com/a/sfqSK9v

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603696)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Frozen nofapping foreskin

beautiful, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603849)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted degenerate

you need to publish these reviews. should be part of the Uffizi's self-guided audio tour at the very least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603860)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:49 AM
Author: Laughsome spruce base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607454)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: sticky pea-brained range fat ankles

back then training twinks had training twinks (upon whom they sat, apparently)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36608628)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: house-broken striped hyena



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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:26 AM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

I think DrakeMallard was recently in Florence as well, wondering if he has any pics he could contribute since I was too overwhelmed to take more photos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607418)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:43 AM
Author: Ocher exciting marketing idea school

Is that the earliest known training twink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607445)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

I can’t say for sure i’m only an amateur MUSCLEHISTORIAN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36608608)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:50 AM
Author: Laughsome spruce base

this thread has been CERTIFIED SCHOLARSHIP by the Naked Muscle Sports Scholarship Institute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607455)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: cruel-hearted degenerate

Should be published in the Annual Proceedings of the Academy of FUCKstick Studies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607532)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Laughsome spruce base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36610811)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: bateful sienna masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36608612)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: diverse garrison rigpig

180 as fuck. how did i miss this? millions go to the uffizi every year, and nobody has rendered such scholarship. you are truly a master

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625221)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 6:43 AM
Author: Laughsome spruce base

you won't see this in clothmo trip reports on FlyerTalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625469)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: cruel-hearted degenerate

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625878)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Doobsian Theater Stage Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625902)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: diverse garrison rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36628706)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

I saw some very disturbing things today in Tunisia pertaining to the "Great Clothing" that occurred throughout formerly Roman territories during Moorish occupation. I will post from Doha when I have more stable wifi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625818)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: sticky pea-brained range fat ankles

I’m very concerned about your findings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625883)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: flirting theatre

underrated thread 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625909)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: slippery patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625919)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Thriller Fishy Parlor



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

Sorry for the delay. So, my MUSCLESCHOLAR tour continued in Tunisia. Everything started well at the Bardo Museum. One of my favorite pieces was this Roman era fresco titled "The Nude Mariners."

https://imgur.com/a/DfaQ2u2

As you can see, in the first scene, a boat crewed by fully nude MUSCLENUTS is easily able to best the clother ship in this regatta. Even the presence of nagging slimpits on the ship is no distraction for the YOKED and 100% straight and nude alphas. The artist has also included a ghost ship of ripped fully nude angels, showing the rewards that are to come for the devout nude mariner in the afterlife. Some nude mermen are seen stimming an octopus in the foreground, driving home just how superior the fully nude way of life is.

In the second scene, we see a MUSCLENUT tossing a multi ton anchor over his shoulder like it's NBD and catching fish left and right. A second nude lifter is seen on the right side seated on a maritime stim rack training with what looks to be the tentacle of a giant Octotwink. Don't say they had poor gym tech in antiquity, they made due with what they had, and they did it well. To the left of the frame a pathetic clother wearing posers and a hat is holding a pathetic, sissynet trying and failing to catch even the smallest of fish. The message is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637759)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:17 AM
Author: slippery patrolman

Some scholars believe the NUDE MARINERS fresco depicts the first ever international IFNB whistlestop tour as the Nuces-Myalgiae sailed from port to port spreading the word of nude bodybuilding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637828)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

From here, things got a bit disturbing. We all know about the "Great Clothing" that occurred when muslim influence spread around the Med basin and into Europe. The destructive force of muslim ideology on nude lifting is very apparent here. This piece, titled "Apollon the Accurate" https://imgur.com/a/s1r2nSS was originally a masterwork, showing that the god of archery was not only accurate with arrows, but also with ROPES. The artist showed Apollo flexing and fully erect wearing the crown of a MUSCLECHAMPION. That is how it was MEANT to be.

As you can see, during the Great Clothing, Apollo's flexing arm and MASSIVE bicept was removed, and a robe was haphazardly thrown over his shoulder, with the intent to convince people he was actually a clother sympathizer. The greatest tragedy of course, is that his massive FUCKPOLE has been cleaved off. It's tough to see masterworks from antiquity that have been defaced like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637773)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

also from the Bardo, we have a piece from the transitional period at the beginning of the Great Clothing. This piece entitled "Eternal Purity" https://imgur.com/a/BTTfafd displays the seconds after a nude lifter's arrest, and his last moments alive. After arrest, nude lifters were clothed by the muslim authorities. Here, you can see our hero breaking from his captors and charging away as he says "I WILL NOT WEAR IT" and the garment falls free from his body, streaming over his shoulder. The placard suggested that prior to being defaced, the subject was depicted as charging towards a platoon of muslim police fully erect, determined to live fully nude or die. Moving. Sadly, this piece was also defaced during the period of muslim rule with many body parts, including the polished marble CUMCANNON removed and lost to posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637784)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: slippery patrolman

tragic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637831)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

truly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36642726)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:53 AM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

Finally, we have a statue from the ruins of Carthage. While the Romans completely destroyed Carthage and salted the Earth, only to return and rebuild on the same site a century later, they saved the MUSCLERELICS of the old civilization. As tradition dictated, every year, the citizens of Carthage would hold a nude olympiad, and a statue would be made of the winner, as he was the finest MUSCLESPECIMEN in the land. This statue, which again was defaced during the Great Clothing, is an example of one such champion. The subject and artist are unknown, so it is simply titled "Champion of Carthage."

https://imgur.com/a/rxcuPzQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637789)



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Date: August 22nd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted degenerate

STRAIGHT AS FUCK SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36664939)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: diverse garrison rigpig

180 multi-continent tour!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36643164)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Scarlet background story

180 scholarship ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36643624)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 4:58 AM
Author: Peach heady home sound barrier

Haven’t seen any MUSCLEART in Asia...odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36741900)