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Saw the IFNB exhibition at the Uffizi today, was 18000 (pics)
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Date: August 12th, 2018 12:59 PM Author: Razzmatazz parlor A lot of amazing pieces that really teach us a lot about the origins of the sport. One of the earliest works on nude lifting is called “The Choice,” here we see a young lifter starting to disrobe, but we aren’t sure if he will follow the path of pure lifting or stop before fully discarding his clothes. There’s a second layer, as he clearly displays an assball in his right hand. If he begins to lift nude, will he follow the ideals of gentleman’s pure bodybuilding, or will the pull of the dark side be too much to resist?
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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:00 PM Author: Outnumbered chad boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603609) |
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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:03 PM Author: Snowy Pontificating Keepsake Machete No more outing of pepito pls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603623) |
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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:05 PM Author: Razzmatazz parlor In “The Elixir,” the artist has captured the moment when ancient pharmacists first perfected all natural herbal sperm supplements. This led to an EXPLOSION in performance, think of it as the SPERMRUSH of antiquity. I know their MEATSTICKS look puny in comparison to today’s pros, but keep in mind that 1. Nude lifting was in it’s infancy, and most importantly, 2. Artists of that age were unable to fully sculpt such massive STIMSTICKS without supports anchored to the body, as the weight would often lead to the FUCKPOLE breaking off as time went on.
https://m.imgur.com/a/uO7xUuj |
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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:06 PM Author: indigo theater stage Scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603644) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 7:51 AM Author: pink lay athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607543) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:06 PM Author: ocher violent giraffe interesting, interesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36608620) |
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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:08 PM Author: Razzmatazz parlor In “Glory,” a proud young lifter pumps his fist after winning an amateur competition. In his fist, we can see his newly won pro card, which in those days were scrolls verifying the competitor’s credentials.
https://m.imgur.com/a/SAgNAAq |
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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:38 PM Author: Lake Locale Pocket Flask this is some 180 scholarship you're reporting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603836) |
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Date: August 12th, 2018 3:13 PM Author: Razzmatazz parlor I only wish i’d photographed every piece (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36604313) |
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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:11 PM Author: nighttime institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603690) |
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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:12 PM Author: Razzmatazz parlor Here we have “The Athlete in Repose.” We see a pro relaxing after a grueling stim session with his favorite training twink. Then, just as today, the pro would often squeeze off a few extra blasts post workout to give to his twink to help with the twink’s own lifting regimen. That’s represented by the bowl in his left hand. A fine, lighthearted scultpure.
https://m.imgur.com/a/sfqSK9v |
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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:41 PM Author: Iridescent Sanctuary beautiful, 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603849) |
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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:42 PM Author: Lake Locale Pocket Flask you need to publish these reviews. should be part of the Uffizi's self-guided audio tour at the very least (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603860) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:49 AM Author: odious milky set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607454) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:08 PM Author: ocher violent giraffe back then training twinks had training twinks (upon whom they sat, apparently) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36608628) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:10 PM Author: trip vengeful meetinghouse jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36608645) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:26 AM Author: Razzmatazz parlor I think DrakeMallard was recently in Florence as well, wondering if he has any pics he could contribute since I was too overwhelmed to take more photos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607418) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:43 AM Author: geriatric turquoise abode Is that the earliest known training twink? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607445) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:04 PM Author: Razzmatazz parlor I can’t say for sure i’m only an amateur MUSCLEHISTORIAN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36608608) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:50 AM Author: odious milky set this thread has been CERTIFIED SCHOLARSHIP by the Naked Muscle Sports Scholarship Institute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607455) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 7:46 AM Author: Lake Locale Pocket Flask Should be published in the Annual Proceedings of the Academy of FUCKstick Studies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607532) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:10 PM Author: odious milky set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36610811) |
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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:05 PM Author: filthy motley gaming laptop pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36608612) |
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Date: August 16th, 2018 1:58 AM Author: Razzmatazz parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625190) |
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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 AM Author: White brunch 180 as fuck. how did i miss this? millions go to the uffizi every year, and nobody has rendered such scholarship. you are truly a master (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625221) |
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Date: August 16th, 2018 6:43 AM Author: odious milky set you won't see this in clothmo trip reports on FlyerTalk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625469) |
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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:06 AM Author: Lake Locale Pocket Flask this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625878) |
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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:13 AM Author: wonderful stubborn field jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625902) |
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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:39 PM Author: White brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36628706) |
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Date: August 16th, 2018 9:50 AM Author: Razzmatazz parlor I saw some very disturbing things today in Tunisia pertaining to the "Great Clothing" that occurred throughout formerly Roman territories during Moorish occupation. I will post from Doha when I have more stable wifi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625818) |
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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:08 AM Author: ocher violent giraffe I’m very concerned about your findings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625883) |
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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:15 AM Author: Mentally impaired very tactful whorehouse underrated thread 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625909) |
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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:16 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625919) |
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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:13 PM Author: Overrated Heaven Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36628544) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:36 AM Author: Razzmatazz parlor Sorry for the delay. So, my MUSCLESCHOLAR tour continued in Tunisia. Everything started well at the Bardo Museum. One of my favorite pieces was this Roman era fresco titled "The Nude Mariners."
As you can see, in the first scene, a boat crewed by fully nude MUSCLENUTS is easily able to best the clother ship in this regatta. Even the presence of nagging slimpits on the ship is no distraction for the YOKED and 100% straight and nude alphas. The artist has also included a ghost ship of ripped fully nude angels, showing the rewards that are to come for the devout nude mariner in the afterlife. Some nude mermen are seen stimming an octopus in the foreground, driving home just how superior the fully nude way of life is.
In the second scene, we see a MUSCLENUT tossing a multi ton anchor over his shoulder like it's NBD and catching fish left and right. A second nude lifter is seen on the right side seated on a maritime stim rack training with what looks to be the tentacle of a giant Octotwink. Don't say they had poor gym tech in antiquity, they made due with what they had, and they did it well. To the left of the frame a pathetic clother wearing posers and a hat is holding a pathetic, sissynet trying and failing to catch even the smallest of fish. The message is clear. |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:17 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy trump supporter Some scholars believe the NUDE MARINERS fresco depicts the first ever international IFNB whistlestop tour as the Nuces-Myalgiae sailed from port to port spreading the word of nude bodybuilding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637828) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:43 AM Author: Razzmatazz parlor From here, things got a bit disturbing. We all know about the "Great Clothing" that occurred when muslim influence spread around the Med basin and into Europe. The destructive force of muslim ideology on nude lifting is very apparent here. This piece, titled "Apollon the Accurate" https://imgur.com/a/s1r2nSS was originally a masterwork, showing that the god of archery was not only accurate with arrows, but also with ROPES. The artist showed Apollo flexing and fully erect wearing the crown of a MUSCLECHAMPION. That is how it was MEANT to be.
As you can see, during the Great Clothing, Apollo's flexing arm and MASSIVE bicept was removed, and a robe was haphazardly thrown over his shoulder, with the intent to convince people he was actually a clother sympathizer. The greatest tragedy of course, is that his massive FUCKPOLE has been cleaved off. It's tough to see masterworks from antiquity that have been defaced like this. |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:48 AM Author: Razzmatazz parlor also from the Bardo, we have a piece from the transitional period at the beginning of the Great Clothing. This piece entitled "Eternal Purity" https://imgur.com/a/BTTfafd displays the seconds after a nude lifter's arrest, and his last moments alive. After arrest, nude lifters were clothed by the muslim authorities. Here, you can see our hero breaking from his captors and charging away as he says "I WILL NOT WEAR IT" and the garment falls free from his body, streaming over his shoulder. The placard suggested that prior to being defaced, the subject was depicted as charging towards a platoon of muslim police fully erect, determined to live fully nude or die. Moving. Sadly, this piece was also defaced during the period of muslim rule with many body parts, including the polished marble CUMCANNON removed and lost to posterity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637784) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:20 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy trump supporter tragic! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637831) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:53 AM Author: Razzmatazz parlor truly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36642726) |
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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:53 AM Author: Razzmatazz parlor Finally, we have a statue from the ruins of Carthage. While the Romans completely destroyed Carthage and salted the Earth, only to return and rebuild on the same site a century later, they saved the MUSCLERELICS of the old civilization. As tradition dictated, every year, the citizens of Carthage would hold a nude olympiad, and a statue would be made of the winner, as he was the finest MUSCLESPECIMEN in the land. This statue, which again was defaced during the Great Clothing, is an example of one such champion. The subject and artist are unknown, so it is simply titled "Champion of Carthage."
https://imgur.com/a/rxcuPzQ |
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Date: August 22nd, 2018 4:14 PM Author: Lake Locale Pocket Flask STRAIGHT AS FUCK SCHOLARSHIP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36664939) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:26 AM Author: White brunch 180 multi-continent tour! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36643164) |
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Date: August 19th, 2018 1:05 PM Author: pink lay athletic conference 180 scholarship ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36643624) |
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Date: September 4th, 2018 4:58 AM Author: Razzmatazz parlor Haven’t seen any MUSCLEART in Asia...odd case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36741900) |