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Saw the IFNB exhibition at the Uffizi today, was 18000 (pics)

A lot of amazing pieces that really teach us a lot about the...
glittery idiot
  08/12/18
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onyx flatulent genital piercing locus
  08/12/18
No more outing of pepito pls
soul-stirring well-lubricated partner
  08/12/18
In “The Elixir,” the artist has captured the moment when anc...
glittery idiot
  08/12/18
Scholarship
Flesh fanboi
  08/12/18
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Lascivious Stag Film
  08/13/18
interesting, interesting
kink-friendly fantasy-prone den
  08/13/18
In “Glory,” a proud young lifter pumps his fist after winnin...
glittery idiot
  08/12/18
this is some 180 scholarship you're reporting
Mentally impaired nursing home organic girlfriend
  08/12/18
I only wish i’d photographed every piece
glittery idiot
  08/12/18
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Sienna Beta Codepig
  08/12/18
Here we have “The Athlete in Repose.” We see a pro relaxing ...
glittery idiot
  08/12/18
beautiful, 180
silver self-centered goal in life windowlicker
  08/12/18
you need to publish these reviews. should be part of the Uff...
Mentally impaired nursing home organic girlfriend
  08/12/18
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razzle big-titted alpha juggernaut
  08/13/18
back then training twinks had training twinks (upon whom the...
kink-friendly fantasy-prone den
  08/13/18
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crimson mind-boggling wagecucks puppy
  08/13/18
I think DrakeMallard was recently in Florence as well, wonde...
glittery idiot
  08/13/18
Is that the earliest known training twink?
Orchid set
  08/13/18
I can’t say for sure i’m only an amateur MUSCLEHISTORIAN.
glittery idiot
  08/13/18
this thread has been CERTIFIED SCHOLARSHIP by the Naked Musc...
razzle big-titted alpha juggernaut
  08/13/18
Should be published in the Annual Proceedings of the Academy...
Mentally impaired nursing home organic girlfriend
  08/13/18
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razzle big-titted alpha juggernaut
  08/13/18
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Hideous persian
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glittery idiot
  08/16/18
180 as fuck. how did i miss this? millions go to the uffizi ...
Exhilarant stead
  08/16/18
you won't see this in clothmo trip reports on FlyerTalk
razzle big-titted alpha juggernaut
  08/16/18
this
Mentally impaired nursing home organic girlfriend
  08/16/18
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Vibrant ruby hospital cuck
  08/16/18
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Exhilarant stead
  08/16/18
I saw some very disturbing things today in Tunisia pertainin...
glittery idiot
  08/16/18
I’m very concerned about your findings
kink-friendly fantasy-prone den
  08/16/18
underrated thread 180
Racy sepia space
  08/16/18
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azure thriller black woman
  08/16/18
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Nubile zombie-like main people haunted graveyard
  08/16/18
Sorry for the delay. So, my MUSCLESCHOLAR tour continued in ...
glittery idiot
  08/18/18
Some scholars believe the NUDE MARINERS fresco depicts the f...
azure thriller black woman
  08/18/18
From here, things got a bit disturbing. We all know about th...
glittery idiot
  08/18/18
also from the Bardo, we have a piece from the transitional p...
glittery idiot
  08/18/18
tragic!
azure thriller black woman
  08/18/18
truly
glittery idiot
  08/19/18
Finally, we have a statue from the ruins of Carthage. While ...
glittery idiot
  08/18/18
STRAIGHT AS FUCK SCHOLARSHIP
Mentally impaired nursing home organic girlfriend
  08/22/18
180 multi-continent tour!
Exhilarant stead
  08/19/18
180 scholarship ITT.
Lascivious Stag Film
  08/19/18
Haven’t seen any MUSCLEART in Asia...odd case
glittery idiot
  09/04/18


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Date: August 12th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: glittery idiot

A lot of amazing pieces that really teach us a lot about the origins of the sport. One of the earliest works on nude lifting is called “The Choice,” here we see a young lifter starting to disrobe, but we aren’t sure if he will follow the path of pure lifting or stop before fully discarding his clothes. There’s a second layer, as he clearly displays an assball in his right hand. If he begins to lift nude, will he follow the ideals of gentleman’s pure bodybuilding, or will the pull of the dark side be too much to resist?

https://m.imgur.com/a/N602Wgi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603602)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: onyx flatulent genital piercing locus



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring well-lubricated partner

No more outing of pepito pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603623)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: glittery idiot

In “The Elixir,” the artist has captured the moment when ancient pharmacists first perfected all natural herbal sperm supplements. This led to an EXPLOSION in performance, think of it as the SPERMRUSH of antiquity. I know their MEATSTICKS look puny in comparison to today’s pros, but keep in mind that 1. Nude lifting was in it’s infancy, and most importantly, 2. Artists of that age were unable to fully sculpt such massive STIMSTICKS without supports anchored to the body, as the weight would often lead to the FUCKPOLE breaking off as time went on.

https://m.imgur.com/a/uO7xUuj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603635)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Flesh fanboi

Scholarship

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Date: August 13th, 2018 7:51 AM
Author: Lascivious Stag Film



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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly fantasy-prone den

interesting, interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36608620)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: glittery idiot

In “Glory,” a proud young lifter pumps his fist after winning an amateur competition. In his fist, we can see his newly won pro card, which in those days were scrolls verifying the competitor’s credentials.

https://m.imgur.com/a/SAgNAAq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603659)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Mentally impaired nursing home organic girlfriend

this is some 180 scholarship you're reporting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603836)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: glittery idiot

I only wish i’d photographed every piece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36604313)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Sienna Beta Codepig



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: glittery idiot

Here we have “The Athlete in Repose.” We see a pro relaxing after a grueling stim session with his favorite training twink. Then, just as today, the pro would often squeeze off a few extra blasts post workout to give to his twink to help with the twink’s own lifting regimen. That’s represented by the bowl in his left hand. A fine, lighthearted scultpure.

https://m.imgur.com/a/sfqSK9v

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603696)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: silver self-centered goal in life windowlicker

beautiful, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603849)



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Date: August 12th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Mentally impaired nursing home organic girlfriend

you need to publish these reviews. should be part of the Uffizi's self-guided audio tour at the very least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36603860)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:49 AM
Author: razzle big-titted alpha juggernaut



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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: kink-friendly fantasy-prone den

back then training twinks had training twinks (upon whom they sat, apparently)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36608628)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: crimson mind-boggling wagecucks puppy



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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:26 AM
Author: glittery idiot

I think DrakeMallard was recently in Florence as well, wondering if he has any pics he could contribute since I was too overwhelmed to take more photos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607418)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:43 AM
Author: Orchid set

Is that the earliest known training twink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607445)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: glittery idiot

I can’t say for sure i’m only an amateur MUSCLEHISTORIAN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36608608)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:50 AM
Author: razzle big-titted alpha juggernaut

this thread has been CERTIFIED SCHOLARSHIP by the Naked Muscle Sports Scholarship Institute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607455)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Mentally impaired nursing home organic girlfriend

Should be published in the Annual Proceedings of the Academy of FUCKstick Studies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36607532)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: razzle big-titted alpha juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36610811)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Hideous persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36608612)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: glittery idiot



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: Exhilarant stead

180 as fuck. how did i miss this? millions go to the uffizi every year, and nobody has rendered such scholarship. you are truly a master

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625221)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 6:43 AM
Author: razzle big-titted alpha juggernaut

you won't see this in clothmo trip reports on FlyerTalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625469)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Mentally impaired nursing home organic girlfriend

this

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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Vibrant ruby hospital cuck



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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant stead



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Date: August 16th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: glittery idiot

I saw some very disturbing things today in Tunisia pertaining to the "Great Clothing" that occurred throughout formerly Roman territories during Moorish occupation. I will post from Doha when I have more stable wifi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625818)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: kink-friendly fantasy-prone den

I’m very concerned about your findings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625883)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Racy sepia space

underrated thread 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36625909)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: azure thriller black woman



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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Nubile zombie-like main people haunted graveyard



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:36 AM
Author: glittery idiot

Sorry for the delay. So, my MUSCLESCHOLAR tour continued in Tunisia. Everything started well at the Bardo Museum. One of my favorite pieces was this Roman era fresco titled "The Nude Mariners."

https://imgur.com/a/DfaQ2u2

As you can see, in the first scene, a boat crewed by fully nude MUSCLENUTS is easily able to best the clother ship in this regatta. Even the presence of nagging slimpits on the ship is no distraction for the YOKED and 100% straight and nude alphas. The artist has also included a ghost ship of ripped fully nude angels, showing the rewards that are to come for the devout nude mariner in the afterlife. Some nude mermen are seen stimming an octopus in the foreground, driving home just how superior the fully nude way of life is.

In the second scene, we see a MUSCLENUT tossing a multi ton anchor over his shoulder like it's NBD and catching fish left and right. A second nude lifter is seen on the right side seated on a maritime stim rack training with what looks to be the tentacle of a giant Octotwink. Don't say they had poor gym tech in antiquity, they made due with what they had, and they did it well. To the left of the frame a pathetic clother wearing posers and a hat is holding a pathetic, sissynet trying and failing to catch even the smallest of fish. The message is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637759)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:17 AM
Author: azure thriller black woman

Some scholars believe the NUDE MARINERS fresco depicts the first ever international IFNB whistlestop tour as the Nuces-Myalgiae sailed from port to port spreading the word of nude bodybuilding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637828)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: glittery idiot

From here, things got a bit disturbing. We all know about the "Great Clothing" that occurred when muslim influence spread around the Med basin and into Europe. The destructive force of muslim ideology on nude lifting is very apparent here. This piece, titled "Apollon the Accurate" https://imgur.com/a/s1r2nSS was originally a masterwork, showing that the god of archery was not only accurate with arrows, but also with ROPES. The artist showed Apollo flexing and fully erect wearing the crown of a MUSCLECHAMPION. That is how it was MEANT to be.

As you can see, during the Great Clothing, Apollo's flexing arm and MASSIVE bicept was removed, and a robe was haphazardly thrown over his shoulder, with the intent to convince people he was actually a clother sympathizer. The greatest tragedy of course, is that his massive FUCKPOLE has been cleaved off. It's tough to see masterworks from antiquity that have been defaced like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637773)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: glittery idiot

also from the Bardo, we have a piece from the transitional period at the beginning of the Great Clothing. This piece entitled "Eternal Purity" https://imgur.com/a/BTTfafd displays the seconds after a nude lifter's arrest, and his last moments alive. After arrest, nude lifters were clothed by the muslim authorities. Here, you can see our hero breaking from his captors and charging away as he says "I WILL NOT WEAR IT" and the garment falls free from his body, streaming over his shoulder. The placard suggested that prior to being defaced, the subject was depicted as charging towards a platoon of muslim police fully erect, determined to live fully nude or die. Moving. Sadly, this piece was also defaced during the period of muslim rule with many body parts, including the polished marble CUMCANNON removed and lost to posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637784)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 8:20 AM
Author: azure thriller black woman

tragic!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637831)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: glittery idiot

truly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36642726)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:53 AM
Author: glittery idiot

Finally, we have a statue from the ruins of Carthage. While the Romans completely destroyed Carthage and salted the Earth, only to return and rebuild on the same site a century later, they saved the MUSCLERELICS of the old civilization. As tradition dictated, every year, the citizens of Carthage would hold a nude olympiad, and a statue would be made of the winner, as he was the finest MUSCLESPECIMEN in the land. This statue, which again was defaced during the Great Clothing, is an example of one such champion. The subject and artist are unknown, so it is simply titled "Champion of Carthage."

https://imgur.com/a/rxcuPzQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36637789)



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Date: August 22nd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Mentally impaired nursing home organic girlfriend

STRAIGHT AS FUCK SCHOLARSHIP

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Date: August 19th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: Exhilarant stead

180 multi-continent tour!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36643164)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Lascivious Stag Film

180 scholarship ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36643624)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 4:58 AM
Author: glittery idiot

Haven’t seen any MUSCLEART in Asia...odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4050135&forum_id=2#36741900)