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August 2018 POLL: POST ITT IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY STILL IN BIGLAW

mid-level here
Mewling histrionic party of the first part lettuce
  08/15/18
Jfc I remember you posting as a first year like it was yeste...
galvanic school circlehead
  08/15/18
senior associate
Maniacal Tanning Salon Chad
  08/15/18
Funds lawyer here, sup
lake twisted locus juggernaut
  08/15/18
How much fund do you have on your job? ;)
henna bisexual sanctuary
  08/15/18
...
Adventurous stubborn mad cow disease selfie
  08/15/18
Terminated earlier this month.
Sadistic duck-like set gunner
  08/15/18
Severance?
Cheese-eating newt
  08/15/18
3 months.
Sadistic duck-like set gunner
  08/15/18
Not bad. What’d you do to get canned
Cheese-eating newt
  08/15/18
Aged out. Girthed out. Etc.
Sadistic duck-like set gunner
  08/15/18
Nice. Your plans?
citrine masturbator
  08/16/18
180. How many of your classmates were pushed out?
ocher black woman
  08/16/18
LJL fuck no. Bailed out as fast as it wouldnt look too bad o...
talented narrow-minded faggot firefighter
  08/15/18
What’d you do after
lake twisted locus juggernaut
  08/15/18
that's gatormo
Adventurous stubborn mad cow disease selfie
  08/15/18
First year partner
Cheese-eating newt
  08/15/18
What’s dat comp brother?
Smoky Pistol Location
  08/15/18
320 base. 10% of that is equity. I’m in DC at a middling v10...
Cheese-eating newt
  08/16/18
<><><>NOT BIGLAW<><><> ...
honey-headed cerebral partner
  08/15/18
Senior associate
Comical Rigpig
  08/15/18
unfortunately
Wonderful Pale Cumskin
  08/15/18
Gonna start soon! My dad bought me a new brooks brothers sui...
Marvelous nofapping ape french chef
  08/15/18
As shitty as you will think you look in that picture, you'll...
Up-to-no-good background story
  08/15/18
...
citrine masturbator
  08/16/18
...
yellow gas station
  08/16/18
...
French big-titted market
  08/16/18
I still use my college graduation shot for FB and LinkedIn
ocher black woman
  08/18/18
Stop eating so many beans man
diverse hall
  08/18/18
V100 partner here, sup?
aggressive crackhouse
  08/15/18
bailed out after 4th year, backdoored my way back in after y...
Passionate talking locale weed whacker
  08/15/18
What I youdo now
lake twisted locus juggernaut
  08/15/18
Fuk no. And make a lot more because of it.
Stirring Place Of Business Cruise Ship
  08/15/18
...
big temple
  08/15/18
Yes
slippery mediation
  08/15/18
Whoops. Wrong thread.
180 confused tattoo site
  08/15/18
I wish
citrine masturbator
  08/16/18
:(
obsidian nursing home
  08/16/18
...
Godawful stain skinny woman
  08/16/18
ayoo
hairraiser people who are hurt
  08/16/18
...
bateful ebony ladyboy
  08/16/18
I really like it here
Startled stage
  08/16/18
Despite my best efforts, here I am. Billed 1600 last year lo...
brass trailer park sex offender
  08/16/18
Are you slacking off or do you do a crappy job, or both?
lake twisted locus juggernaut
  08/16/18
I started slacking off a year and a half ago when I paid off...
brass trailer park sex offender
  08/16/18
Elaborate, you think you get good reviews becaus you’re only...
lake twisted locus juggernaut
  08/16/18
Well ya. Partners and juniors love working with me and I thi...
brass trailer park sex offender
  08/16/18
Game plan for when you're forced out?
Comical Rigpig
  08/16/18
Probably just bounce down the vault ladder like a typical sh...
brass trailer park sex offender
  08/16/18
Lol jfc. You have kids or wife? Also are the other associ...
lake twisted locus juggernaut
  08/16/18
Wife no kids. We’re both super prole and live like we’re in ...
brass trailer park sex offender
  08/16/18
She says she doesn’t care if the money keeps flowing - while...
Mint Theatre
  08/18/18
You seem chill bro.
Comical Rigpig
  08/16/18
Thanks my dude. I’m former military so the idea of angry par...
brass trailer park sex offender
  08/16/18
Lit? Can u go solo? If trans, and in house aspirations?
lake twisted locus juggernaut
  08/16/18
Interedting.The military guys I know in white collar jobs ar...
Comical Rigpig
  08/16/18
one weird trick
French big-titted market
  08/16/18
Bounced with $50K sev about five years back
vigorous spot mental disorder
  08/18/18
Bailed as a 6th year to be a partner at a small firm. Realiz...
Mint Theatre
  08/18/18
Sup? Biglaw4life here.
glassy irradiated brunch gaping
  08/18/18


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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: Mewling histrionic party of the first part lettuce

mid-level here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624022)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: galvanic school circlehead

Jfc I remember you posting as a first year like it was yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624028)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: Maniacal Tanning Salon Chad

senior associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624029)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:12 PM
Author: lake twisted locus juggernaut

Funds lawyer here, sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624030)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: henna bisexual sanctuary

How much fund do you have on your job? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624034)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: Adventurous stubborn mad cow disease selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624077)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: Sadistic duck-like set gunner

Terminated earlier this month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624032)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating newt

Severance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624084)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Sadistic duck-like set gunner

3 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624090)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Cheese-eating newt

Not bad. What’d you do to get canned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624136)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Sadistic duck-like set gunner

Aged out. Girthed out. Etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624162)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:14 AM
Author: citrine masturbator

Nice. Your plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36625398)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: ocher black woman

180. How many of your classmates were pushed out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629264)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: talented narrow-minded faggot firefighter

LJL fuck no. Bailed out as fast as it wouldnt look too bad on my resume. That was years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624037)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:17 PM
Author: lake twisted locus juggernaut

What’d you do after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624054)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Adventurous stubborn mad cow disease selfie

that's gatormo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624082)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Cheese-eating newt

First year partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624066)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: Smoky Pistol Location

What’s dat comp brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624193)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Cheese-eating newt

320 base. 10% of that is equity. I’m in DC at a middling v100 firm that pays market to first years but not lockstep. The salary compression is shit. I was making below 300 as a senior associate just before I made partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36625391)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:20 PM
Author: honey-headed cerebral partner

<><><>NOT BIGLAW<><><>

<><><>NEVER BIGLAW<><><>

<><><>NEVER WILL BE BIGLAW<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624074)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Comical Rigpig

Senior associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624089)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Wonderful Pale Cumskin

unfortunately



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624097)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Marvelous nofapping ape french chef

Gonna start soon! My dad bought me a new brooks brothers suit. I’ve been working out for my website picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624120)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good background story

As shitty as you will think you look in that picture, you'll hang onto it for dear life (or at least 10-15 years) because you'll never look that thin or full of life again. When your new firm COMMANDS you to get a new picture because your old firm's picture doesn't have the same background as your new firm's standard, you will keep using the old one on your LinkedIn because you will barely recognize the man in the new pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624619)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:15 AM
Author: citrine masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36625399)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:38 AM
Author: yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36625417)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: French big-titted market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629443)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: ocher black woman

I still use my college graduation shot for FB and LinkedIn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36640001)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: diverse hall

Stop eating so many beans man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36640017)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 10:37 PM
Author: aggressive crackhouse

V100 partner here, sup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624199)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: Passionate talking locale weed whacker

bailed out after 4th year, backdoored my way back in after years off, left again after another year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624351)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 11:38 PM
Author: lake twisted locus juggernaut

What I youdo now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624570)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 11:20 PM
Author: Stirring Place Of Business Cruise Ship

Fuk no. And make a lot more because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624456)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: big temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624459)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 11:23 PM
Author: slippery mediation

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624476)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: 180 confused tattoo site

Whoops. Wrong thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36624602)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:15 AM
Author: citrine masturbator

I wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36625400)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: obsidian nursing home

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36625419)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:11 PM
Author: Godawful stain skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36628534)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: hairraiser people who are hurt

ayoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36628548)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: bateful ebony ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36628562)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: Startled stage

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629086)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: brass trailer park sex offender

Despite my best efforts, here I am. Billed 1600 last year lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629161)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: lake twisted locus juggernaut

Are you slacking off or do you do a crappy job, or both?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629179)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:15 PM
Author: brass trailer park sex offender

I started slacking off a year and a half ago when I paid off my loans. Everybody on my teams assumes I’m working hard and I just go with it. Get excellent reviews every cycle, probably cuz I’m working 30 hours a week. No bonus last year but not a bad trade off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629195)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: lake twisted locus juggernaut

Elaborate, you think you get good reviews becaus you’re only working 30 hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629205)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: brass trailer park sex offender

Well ya. Partners and juniors love working with me and I think it’s largely because I’m not stressed from pulling 60 hour weeks. I almost always get some comment from the guy giving me my review that I need to up my hours but so far nothing more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629223)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: Comical Rigpig

Game plan for when you're forced out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629231)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: brass trailer park sex offender

Probably just bounce down the vault ladder like a typical shitbag associate. I’m already a 5th year so can probably only do that a couple times. Then probably just leave law and teach math or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629262)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: lake twisted locus juggernaut

Lol jfc. You have kids or wife?

Also are the other associates in your group overworked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629284)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: brass trailer park sex offender

Wife no kids. We’re both super prole and live like we’re in college, so we’ve stacked some cash and she doesn’t care if the money stops flowing.

Some associates are definitely overworked, but they’re usually (a) neurotic, (b) nerds who seem to LIKE biglaw work, (c) strivers, or a combination. So who cares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629357)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Mint Theatre

She says she doesn’t care if the money keeps flowing - while it’s flowing. Watch her tune change when it turns off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36639082)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Comical Rigpig

You seem chill bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629291)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:46 PM
Author: brass trailer park sex offender

Thanks my dude. I’m former military so the idea of angry partners doesn’t really light a fire under me. For better or worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629365)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: lake twisted locus juggernaut

Lit? Can u go solo? If trans, and in house aspirations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629367)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 7:49 PM
Author: Comical Rigpig

Interedting.The military guys I know in white collar jobs are hit or miss on this. Most are like you. One guy I know just cannot take shit from anybody he considers beneath him which is everybody who didnt serve. He is 24 7 Yosemite sam fuming mad when working for female partners.

180 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629380)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 8:02 PM
Author: French big-titted market

one weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36629446)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: vigorous spot mental disorder

Bounced with $50K sev about five years back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36639048)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Mint Theatre

Bailed as a 6th year to be a partner at a small firm. Realized I was getting fucked. Left for in-house for a medium sized, privately held client. In line to be GC in January.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36639094)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: glassy irradiated brunch gaping

Sup? Biglaw4life here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4052940&forum_id=2#36639095)