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rate the last shit you took

im gonna give it a 165 (uninflated). not awful but definitel...
Glassy meetinghouse voyeur
  08/18/18
120, lactose pwned by roommate's creamy as fukkk dinner
burgundy preventive strike
  08/18/18
yikes. maybe try being northern european next time? wha...
Glassy meetinghouse voyeur
  08/18/18
i done goofed choosing italian and kike pasta with butter ...
burgundy preventive strike
  08/18/18
damn daddy. so did they know and decide to cook it anyway, b...
Glassy meetinghouse voyeur
  08/18/18
probably, tbf it was fucking delicious
burgundy preventive strike
  08/18/18
so do you just slide and let do with dairy b/c life without ...
Glassy meetinghouse voyeur
  08/18/18
yeah i just let do usually but don't eat ice cream or other ...
burgundy preventive strike
  08/18/18
eh that's not really much. dairy sweets are overrated. ...
Glassy meetinghouse voyeur
  08/18/18
130 too much alcohol plus no sleep plus biglaw senior ass...
Carnelian shrine
  08/18/18
alcohol shits are the worst. although ive never had a squash...
Glassy meetinghouse voyeur
  08/18/18
125 tops, a diminuitive squshy mass that held back a hot jet...
razzle telephone
  08/18/18
jesus. what caused that? did you at least get any quali...
Glassy meetinghouse voyeur
  08/18/18
I think the mix of stress, alcohol, junk food, and drinking ...
razzle telephone
  08/18/18
describe your approach to shit craftsmanship. how do you mai...
Glassy meetinghouse voyeur
  08/18/18
Pretty much nailed it, just lots of fiber and tobacco and no...
razzle telephone
  08/18/18
180. snus and coffee works wonders, I just stood up and walk...
Pink Church Building
  08/18/18
180 i havent had a nowipe in at least 2 years. fma
Glassy meetinghouse voyeur
  08/18/18
Weak. I have at least two or three every week
Pink Church Building
  08/18/18
preparin' that there shitpipe for an excursion, matey?
Carnelian shrine
  08/18/18
No, I just don't eat much and go heavy on the snus on shit d...
Pink Church Building
  08/18/18
have you ever had cigar shits bro
burgundy preventive strike
  08/18/18
Yeah, last time I smoked a fat stick and drank a little of t...
Pink Church Building
  08/18/18
how does it compare with snus
burgundy preventive strike
  08/18/18
It's horrid ime. snus and coffee works rather like an enema,...
Pink Church Building
  08/18/18
so you're pretty sure the snus makes an appreciable differen...
Glassy meetinghouse voyeur
  08/18/18
When I say heavy snusing I'm talking 3 or 4 pouches of Odens...
Pink Church Building
  08/18/18
damn. sounds like one lean mean overclocked shit machine. ...
Glassy meetinghouse voyeur
  08/18/18
I usually don't smoke moderately, I either don't smoke or I ...
Pink Church Building
  08/18/18
had greyish hue. either im dying or twas the 3/4 pound fres...
marvelous boltzmann half-breed
  08/18/18
blueberries are blue, and it was gray. so clearly not the ex...
Glassy meetinghouse voyeur
  08/18/18
hold up there professor, if you mix normal brown with blue, ...
marvelous boltzmann half-breed
  08/18/18
Sitting down for a dook right now. Will report back in a fe...
cruel-hearted chapel
  08/18/18
hmmm maybe a 155. firm and loglike but small, thin turds an...
cruel-hearted chapel
  08/18/18
currently shitting again. similar to first dump. like mini...
cruel-hearted chapel
  08/18/18
...
garnet motley gaming laptop
  08/18/18
i feel XOers have an ongoing duty to supplement poasts for c...
cruel-hearted chapel
  08/18/18
150 quality but 172 end result. Ate Mexican last night, got ...
umber cowardly state puppy
  08/18/18
130 at best. my asshole is still burning. everything i ate y...
Aqua Dragon Kitchen
  08/18/18
Nothing but Denny's, McDonalds, and Taco Bell for 2 days now...
Pink Church Building
  08/18/18
what did you order at each of these places
Aqua Dragon Kitchen
  08/18/18
Mmm, grand slam with unsweet tea for brunch, two meximelts a...
Pink Church Building
  08/18/18
Orange marmalade meets wet paper mache.
pearl vivacious hominid
  08/18/18


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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: Glassy meetinghouse voyeur

im gonna give it a 165 (uninflated). not awful but definitely some areas that could use improvement (particularly moderate-high wipe time despite being one solid piece....must have been the exit angle or something)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637139)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: burgundy preventive strike

120, lactose pwned by roommate's creamy as fukkk dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637142)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Glassy meetinghouse voyeur

yikes. maybe try being northern european next time?

whatd they make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637145)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: burgundy preventive strike

i done goofed choosing italian and kike

pasta with butter and mostly cream sauce, fuck my genes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637147)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Glassy meetinghouse voyeur

damn daddy. so did they know and decide to cook it anyway, bc fuck you pasta with cream sauce is delicious? or was it a mistake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637158)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: burgundy preventive strike

probably, tbf it was fucking delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637162)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: Glassy meetinghouse voyeur

so do you just slide and let do with dairy b/c life without it sucks? or do you situationally refrain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637167)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: burgundy preventive strike

yeah i just let do usually but don't eat ice cream or other woman shit, haven't gotten my ass kicked this bad in a while tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637185)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Glassy meetinghouse voyeur

eh that's not really much. dairy sweets are overrated.

i might miss reese's peanut butter ice cream bars though. i buy those all the time and they're 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637233)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Carnelian shrine

130

too much alcohol plus no sleep plus biglaw senior associate stress plus an absurd amount of bourbon plus my wife trying to pass a "squash and cheese casserole" as edible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637148)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Glassy meetinghouse voyeur

alcohol shits are the worst. although ive never had a squash and cheese casserole shit so....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637160)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: razzle telephone

125 tops, a diminuitive squshy mass that held back a hot jet of vile scented water. Lots of gas, too much wiping, and came on suddenly while on a conference call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637176)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Glassy meetinghouse voyeur

jesus. what caused that?

did you at least get any quality contemplation in? or too stressed?

did you make any good poasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637189)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: razzle telephone

I think the mix of stress, alcohol, junk food, and drinking soda for the first time in months did me in. Normally I'm a proud member of the double tapered no wipe club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637209)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Glassy meetinghouse voyeur

describe your approach to shit craftsmanship. how do you maintain a high nowipe rate? just fiber? tobacco? or something else you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637237)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: razzle telephone

Pretty much nailed it, just lots of fiber and tobacco and nodrink except on weekends. I've been slacking lately though, and my pewps have been worse because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36638786)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Pink Church Building

180. snus and coffee works wonders, I just stood up and walked away after (didn't even pull my mesh shorts back up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637177)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Glassy meetinghouse voyeur

180 i havent had a nowipe in at least 2 years. fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637183)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Pink Church Building

Weak. I have at least two or three every week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637186)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Carnelian shrine

preparin' that there shitpipe for an excursion, matey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637191)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: Pink Church Building

No, I just don't eat much and go heavy on the snus on shit days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637197)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: burgundy preventive strike

have you ever had cigar shits bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637202)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: Pink Church Building

Yeah, last time I smoked a fat stick and drank a little of the ol' indian firewater. Pigged out on some steak and gorgonzola sauce earler that night too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637214)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: burgundy preventive strike

how does it compare with snus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637215)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Pink Church Building

It's horrid ime. snus and coffee works rather like an enema, but I have had some awful mornings after when I went heavy on the liquorice vodka shots and swedish snus that are comparable to cigar shits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637218)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:27 AM
Author: Glassy meetinghouse voyeur

so you're pretty sure the snus makes an appreciable difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637240)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: Pink Church Building

When I say heavy snusing I'm talking 3 or 4 pouches of Odens, so 45-60 mg in an hour plus a large black coffee, so it's basically slapping a turbocharger on your colon. Just squeezes everything out within like 20 mins. Moderate use throughout the day? just about the same as a few cigs throughout the day or a stick after dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637255)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:35 AM
Author: Glassy meetinghouse voyeur

damn. sounds like one lean mean overclocked shit machine.

would you say moderate use (or the equivalent in cigs) makes a difference? never been a real smoker, only a few 3-4 week stints here and there and some weekends, so not enough data.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637269)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:00 AM
Author: Pink Church Building

I usually don't smoke moderately, I either don't smoke or I buy a pack and go through it in 24 hours. I used to smoke 3-4 ciggies a day and never noticed anything one way or the other. An espresso and two menthols was usually enough for a proper morning shit though, the synergy is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637564)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: marvelous boltzmann half-breed

had greyish hue.

either im dying or twas the 3/4 pound fresh blueberries i scarfed down not 12 hours prior.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637262)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Glassy meetinghouse voyeur

blueberries are blue, and it was gray. so clearly not the explanation.

i'd have to assume dying, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637271)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: marvelous boltzmann half-breed

hold up there professor, if you mix normal brown with blue, as in blueberries, you get a greyish hue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639807)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

Sitting down for a dook right now. Will report back in a few minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639420)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

hmmm maybe a 155. firm and loglike but small, thin turds and I suspect I'll have to shit again in a couple hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639464)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

currently shitting again. similar to first dump. like mini-turds: nice but too small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639829)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: garnet motley gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639837)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted chapel

i feel XOers have an ongoing duty to supplement poasts for content creation purposes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639843)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: umber cowardly state puppy

150 quality but 172 end result. Ate Mexican last night, got up and ate bran cereal + protein shake, worked out, and felt DAT BURN toward the end of my workout ... not only in my muscles but in my hold too. WADDLED out of there at top speed and had a burning explosion when I got home. Burned like hellfire but ended up being a surprisingly clean wiper and let me transition right to a hot ass-blasting shower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639872)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Aqua Dragon Kitchen

130 at best. my asshole is still burning. everything i ate yesterday was spicy as fuck. also drank a bunch of beer so visually it was also a complete disaster. odor was extremely foul. i give credit there to all the raw onion i put in a huge bowl of chili

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639947)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Pink Church Building

Nothing but Denny's, McDonalds, and Taco Bell for 2 days now - solid 179. Two wipes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640398)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Aqua Dragon Kitchen

what did you order at each of these places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640403)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Pink Church Building

Mmm, grand slam with unsweet tea for brunch, two meximelts and a quesarito for dinner, mcdongles steak n cheese bagel w iced coffee for breakfast, another quesarito for lunch.

Full disclosure - I haven't slept since the Denny's, so maybe it will catch up with me after a 7 hour power nap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640418)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: pearl vivacious hominid

Orange marmalade meets wet paper mache.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640421)