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rate the last shit you took

im gonna give it a 165 (uninflated). not awful but definitel...
Excitant Ocher Codepig
  08/18/18
120, lactose pwned by roommate's creamy as fukkk dinner
Crusty heaven
  08/18/18
yikes. maybe try being northern european next time? wha...
Excitant Ocher Codepig
  08/18/18
i done goofed choosing italian and kike pasta with butter ...
Crusty heaven
  08/18/18
damn daddy. so did they know and decide to cook it anyway, b...
Excitant Ocher Codepig
  08/18/18
probably, tbf it was fucking delicious
Crusty heaven
  08/18/18
so do you just slide and let do with dairy b/c life without ...
Excitant Ocher Codepig
  08/18/18
yeah i just let do usually but don't eat ice cream or other ...
Crusty heaven
  08/18/18
eh that's not really much. dairy sweets are overrated. ...
Excitant Ocher Codepig
  08/18/18
130 too much alcohol plus no sleep plus biglaw senior ass...
brindle pontificating stead
  08/18/18
alcohol shits are the worst. although ive never had a squash...
Excitant Ocher Codepig
  08/18/18
125 tops, a diminuitive squshy mass that held back a hot jet...
violet floppy cuckoldry lettuce
  08/18/18
jesus. what caused that? did you at least get any quali...
Excitant Ocher Codepig
  08/18/18
I think the mix of stress, alcohol, junk food, and drinking ...
violet floppy cuckoldry lettuce
  08/18/18
describe your approach to shit craftsmanship. how do you mai...
Excitant Ocher Codepig
  08/18/18
Pretty much nailed it, just lots of fiber and tobacco and no...
violet floppy cuckoldry lettuce
  08/18/18
180. snus and coffee works wonders, I just stood up and walk...
Hairraiser rehab
  08/18/18
180 i havent had a nowipe in at least 2 years. fma
Excitant Ocher Codepig
  08/18/18
Weak. I have at least two or three every week
Hairraiser rehab
  08/18/18
preparin' that there shitpipe for an excursion, matey?
brindle pontificating stead
  08/18/18
No, I just don't eat much and go heavy on the snus on shit d...
Hairraiser rehab
  08/18/18
have you ever had cigar shits bro
Crusty heaven
  08/18/18
Yeah, last time I smoked a fat stick and drank a little of t...
Hairraiser rehab
  08/18/18
how does it compare with snus
Crusty heaven
  08/18/18
It's horrid ime. snus and coffee works rather like an enema,...
Hairraiser rehab
  08/18/18
so you're pretty sure the snus makes an appreciable differen...
Excitant Ocher Codepig
  08/18/18
When I say heavy snusing I'm talking 3 or 4 pouches of Odens...
Hairraiser rehab
  08/18/18
damn. sounds like one lean mean overclocked shit machine. ...
Excitant Ocher Codepig
  08/18/18
I usually don't smoke moderately, I either don't smoke or I ...
Hairraiser rehab
  08/18/18
had greyish hue. either im dying or twas the 3/4 pound fres...
cruel-hearted becky
  08/18/18
blueberries are blue, and it was gray. so clearly not the ex...
Excitant Ocher Codepig
  08/18/18
hold up there professor, if you mix normal brown with blue, ...
cruel-hearted becky
  08/18/18
Sitting down for a dook right now. Will report back in a fe...
mind-boggling domesticated meetinghouse
  08/18/18
hmmm maybe a 155. firm and loglike but small, thin turds an...
mind-boggling domesticated meetinghouse
  08/18/18
currently shitting again. similar to first dump. like mini...
mind-boggling domesticated meetinghouse
  08/18/18
...
Startled curious kitchen jew
  08/18/18
i feel XOers have an ongoing duty to supplement poasts for c...
mind-boggling domesticated meetinghouse
  08/18/18
150 quality but 172 end result. Ate Mexican last night, got ...
jet-lagged trailer park
  08/18/18
130 at best. my asshole is still burning. everything i ate y...
Lake school toilet seat
  08/18/18
Nothing but Denny's, McDonalds, and Taco Bell for 2 days now...
Hairraiser rehab
  08/18/18
what did you order at each of these places
Lake school toilet seat
  08/18/18
Mmm, grand slam with unsweet tea for brunch, two meximelts a...
Hairraiser rehab
  08/18/18
Orange marmalade meets wet paper mache.
Comical Toaster
  08/18/18


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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: Excitant Ocher Codepig

im gonna give it a 165 (uninflated). not awful but definitely some areas that could use improvement (particularly moderate-high wipe time despite being one solid piece....must have been the exit angle or something)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637139)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: Crusty heaven

120, lactose pwned by roommate's creamy as fukkk dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637142)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Excitant Ocher Codepig

yikes. maybe try being northern european next time?

whatd they make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637145)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: Crusty heaven

i done goofed choosing italian and kike

pasta with butter and mostly cream sauce, fuck my genes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637147)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Excitant Ocher Codepig

damn daddy. so did they know and decide to cook it anyway, bc fuck you pasta with cream sauce is delicious? or was it a mistake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637158)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Crusty heaven

probably, tbf it was fucking delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637162)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: Excitant Ocher Codepig

so do you just slide and let do with dairy b/c life without it sucks? or do you situationally refrain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637167)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Crusty heaven

yeah i just let do usually but don't eat ice cream or other woman shit, haven't gotten my ass kicked this bad in a while tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637185)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Excitant Ocher Codepig

eh that's not really much. dairy sweets are overrated.

i might miss reese's peanut butter ice cream bars though. i buy those all the time and they're 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637233)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: brindle pontificating stead

130

too much alcohol plus no sleep plus biglaw senior associate stress plus an absurd amount of bourbon plus my wife trying to pass a "squash and cheese casserole" as edible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637148)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Excitant Ocher Codepig

alcohol shits are the worst. although ive never had a squash and cheese casserole shit so....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637160)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: violet floppy cuckoldry lettuce

125 tops, a diminuitive squshy mass that held back a hot jet of vile scented water. Lots of gas, too much wiping, and came on suddenly while on a conference call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637176)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Excitant Ocher Codepig

jesus. what caused that?

did you at least get any quality contemplation in? or too stressed?

did you make any good poasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637189)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: violet floppy cuckoldry lettuce

I think the mix of stress, alcohol, junk food, and drinking soda for the first time in months did me in. Normally I'm a proud member of the double tapered no wipe club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637209)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Excitant Ocher Codepig

describe your approach to shit craftsmanship. how do you maintain a high nowipe rate? just fiber? tobacco? or something else you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637237)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: violet floppy cuckoldry lettuce

Pretty much nailed it, just lots of fiber and tobacco and nodrink except on weekends. I've been slacking lately though, and my pewps have been worse because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36638786)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser rehab

180. snus and coffee works wonders, I just stood up and walked away after (didn't even pull my mesh shorts back up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637177)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Excitant Ocher Codepig

180 i havent had a nowipe in at least 2 years. fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637183)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser rehab

Weak. I have at least two or three every week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637186)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: brindle pontificating stead

preparin' that there shitpipe for an excursion, matey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637191)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: Hairraiser rehab

No, I just don't eat much and go heavy on the snus on shit days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637197)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Crusty heaven

have you ever had cigar shits bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637202)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: Hairraiser rehab

Yeah, last time I smoked a fat stick and drank a little of the ol' indian firewater. Pigged out on some steak and gorgonzola sauce earler that night too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637214)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: Crusty heaven

how does it compare with snus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637215)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser rehab

It's horrid ime. snus and coffee works rather like an enema, but I have had some awful mornings after when I went heavy on the liquorice vodka shots and swedish snus that are comparable to cigar shits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637218)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:27 AM
Author: Excitant Ocher Codepig

so you're pretty sure the snus makes an appreciable difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637240)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser rehab

When I say heavy snusing I'm talking 3 or 4 pouches of Odens, so 45-60 mg in an hour plus a large black coffee, so it's basically slapping a turbocharger on your colon. Just squeezes everything out within like 20 mins. Moderate use throughout the day? just about the same as a few cigs throughout the day or a stick after dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637255)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:35 AM
Author: Excitant Ocher Codepig

damn. sounds like one lean mean overclocked shit machine.

would you say moderate use (or the equivalent in cigs) makes a difference? never been a real smoker, only a few 3-4 week stints here and there and some weekends, so not enough data.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637269)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser rehab

I usually don't smoke moderately, I either don't smoke or I buy a pack and go through it in 24 hours. I used to smoke 3-4 ciggies a day and never noticed anything one way or the other. An espresso and two menthols was usually enough for a proper morning shit though, the synergy is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637564)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: cruel-hearted becky

had greyish hue.

either im dying or twas the 3/4 pound fresh blueberries i scarfed down not 12 hours prior.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637262)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Excitant Ocher Codepig

blueberries are blue, and it was gray. so clearly not the explanation.

i'd have to assume dying, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637271)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: cruel-hearted becky

hold up there professor, if you mix normal brown with blue, as in blueberries, you get a greyish hue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639807)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: mind-boggling domesticated meetinghouse

Sitting down for a dook right now. Will report back in a few minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639420)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling domesticated meetinghouse

hmmm maybe a 155. firm and loglike but small, thin turds and I suspect I'll have to shit again in a couple hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639464)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling domesticated meetinghouse

currently shitting again. similar to first dump. like mini-turds: nice but too small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639829)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Startled curious kitchen jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639837)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling domesticated meetinghouse

i feel XOers have an ongoing duty to supplement poasts for content creation purposes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639843)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged trailer park

150 quality but 172 end result. Ate Mexican last night, got up and ate bran cereal + protein shake, worked out, and felt DAT BURN toward the end of my workout ... not only in my muscles but in my hold too. WADDLED out of there at top speed and had a burning explosion when I got home. Burned like hellfire but ended up being a surprisingly clean wiper and let me transition right to a hot ass-blasting shower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639872)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Lake school toilet seat

130 at best. my asshole is still burning. everything i ate yesterday was spicy as fuck. also drank a bunch of beer so visually it was also a complete disaster. odor was extremely foul. i give credit there to all the raw onion i put in a huge bowl of chili

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639947)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser rehab

Nothing but Denny's, McDonalds, and Taco Bell for 2 days now - solid 179. Two wipes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640398)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Lake school toilet seat

what did you order at each of these places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640403)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser rehab

Mmm, grand slam with unsweet tea for brunch, two meximelts and a quesarito for dinner, mcdongles steak n cheese bagel w iced coffee for breakfast, another quesarito for lunch.

Full disclosure - I haven't slept since the Denny's, so maybe it will catch up with me after a 7 hour power nap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640418)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Comical Toaster

Orange marmalade meets wet paper mache.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640421)