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rate the last shit you took

im gonna give it a 165 (uninflated). not awful but definitel...
light home
  08/18/18
120, lactose pwned by roommate's creamy as fukkk dinner
Dashing Hall Juggernaut
  08/18/18
yikes. maybe try being northern european next time? wha...
light home
  08/18/18
i done goofed choosing italian and kike pasta with butter ...
Dashing Hall Juggernaut
  08/18/18
damn daddy. so did they know and decide to cook it anyway, b...
light home
  08/18/18
probably, tbf it was fucking delicious
Dashing Hall Juggernaut
  08/18/18
so do you just slide and let do with dairy b/c life without ...
light home
  08/18/18
yeah i just let do usually but don't eat ice cream or other ...
Dashing Hall Juggernaut
  08/18/18
eh that's not really much. dairy sweets are overrated. ...
light home
  08/18/18
130 too much alcohol plus no sleep plus biglaw senior ass...
Khaki Whorehouse Yarmulke
  08/18/18
alcohol shits are the worst. although ive never had a squash...
light home
  08/18/18
125 tops, a diminuitive squshy mass that held back a hot jet...
supple ruddy persian theater
  08/18/18
jesus. what caused that? did you at least get any quali...
light home
  08/18/18
I think the mix of stress, alcohol, junk food, and drinking ...
supple ruddy persian theater
  08/18/18
describe your approach to shit craftsmanship. how do you mai...
light home
  08/18/18
Pretty much nailed it, just lots of fiber and tobacco and no...
supple ruddy persian theater
  08/18/18
180. snus and coffee works wonders, I just stood up and walk...
Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry
  08/18/18
180 i havent had a nowipe in at least 2 years. fma
light home
  08/18/18
Weak. I have at least two or three every week
Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry
  08/18/18
preparin' that there shitpipe for an excursion, matey?
Khaki Whorehouse Yarmulke
  08/18/18
No, I just don't eat much and go heavy on the snus on shit d...
Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry
  08/18/18
have you ever had cigar shits bro
Dashing Hall Juggernaut
  08/18/18
Yeah, last time I smoked a fat stick and drank a little of t...
Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry
  08/18/18
how does it compare with snus
Dashing Hall Juggernaut
  08/18/18
It's horrid ime. snus and coffee works rather like an enema,...
Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry
  08/18/18
so you're pretty sure the snus makes an appreciable differen...
light home
  08/18/18
When I say heavy snusing I'm talking 3 or 4 pouches of Odens...
Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry
  08/18/18
damn. sounds like one lean mean overclocked shit machine. ...
light home
  08/18/18
I usually don't smoke moderately, I either don't smoke or I ...
Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry
  08/18/18
had greyish hue. either im dying or twas the 3/4 pound fres...
black station ratface
  08/18/18
blueberries are blue, and it was gray. so clearly not the ex...
light home
  08/18/18
hold up there professor, if you mix normal brown with blue, ...
black station ratface
  08/18/18
Sitting down for a dook right now. Will report back in a fe...
electric skinny woman meetinghouse
  08/18/18
hmmm maybe a 155. firm and loglike but small, thin turds an...
electric skinny woman meetinghouse
  08/18/18
currently shitting again. similar to first dump. like mini...
electric skinny woman meetinghouse
  08/18/18
...
Amber bisexual indirect expression
  08/18/18
i feel XOers have an ongoing duty to supplement poasts for c...
electric skinny woman meetinghouse
  08/18/18
150 quality but 172 end result. Ate Mexican last night, got ...
Mildly autistic vermilion range potus
  08/18/18
130 at best. my asshole is still burning. everything i ate y...
Splenetic Lay
  08/18/18
Nothing but Denny's, McDonalds, and Taco Bell for 2 days now...
Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry
  08/18/18
what did you order at each of these places
Splenetic Lay
  08/18/18
Mmm, grand slam with unsweet tea for brunch, two meximelts a...
Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry
  08/18/18
Orange marmalade meets wet paper mache.
Filthy Crimson Kitty Sneaky Criminal
  08/18/18


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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:57 AM
Author: light home

im gonna give it a 165 (uninflated). not awful but definitely some areas that could use improvement (particularly moderate-high wipe time despite being one solid piece....must have been the exit angle or something)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637139)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:58 AM
Author: Dashing Hall Juggernaut

120, lactose pwned by roommate's creamy as fukkk dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637142)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: light home

yikes. maybe try being northern european next time?

whatd they make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637145)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: Dashing Hall Juggernaut

i done goofed choosing italian and kike

pasta with butter and mostly cream sauce, fuck my genes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637147)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: light home

damn daddy. so did they know and decide to cook it anyway, bc fuck you pasta with cream sauce is delicious? or was it a mistake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637158)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Dashing Hall Juggernaut

probably, tbf it was fucking delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637162)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:08 AM
Author: light home

so do you just slide and let do with dairy b/c life without it sucks? or do you situationally refrain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637167)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Dashing Hall Juggernaut

yeah i just let do usually but don't eat ice cream or other woman shit, haven't gotten my ass kicked this bad in a while tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637185)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: light home

eh that's not really much. dairy sweets are overrated.

i might miss reese's peanut butter ice cream bars though. i buy those all the time and they're 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637233)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Khaki Whorehouse Yarmulke

130

too much alcohol plus no sleep plus biglaw senior associate stress plus an absurd amount of bourbon plus my wife trying to pass a "squash and cheese casserole" as edible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637148)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: light home

alcohol shits are the worst. although ive never had a squash and cheese casserole shit so....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637160)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: supple ruddy persian theater

125 tops, a diminuitive squshy mass that held back a hot jet of vile scented water. Lots of gas, too much wiping, and came on suddenly while on a conference call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637176)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: light home

jesus. what caused that?

did you at least get any quality contemplation in? or too stressed?

did you make any good poasts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637189)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: supple ruddy persian theater

I think the mix of stress, alcohol, junk food, and drinking soda for the first time in months did me in. Normally I'm a proud member of the double tapered no wipe club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637209)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: light home

describe your approach to shit craftsmanship. how do you maintain a high nowipe rate? just fiber? tobacco? or something else you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637237)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: supple ruddy persian theater

Pretty much nailed it, just lots of fiber and tobacco and nodrink except on weekends. I've been slacking lately though, and my pewps have been worse because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36638786)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry

180. snus and coffee works wonders, I just stood up and walked away after (didn't even pull my mesh shorts back up)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637177)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: light home

180 i havent had a nowipe in at least 2 years. fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637183)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry

Weak. I have at least two or three every week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637186)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Khaki Whorehouse Yarmulke

preparin' that there shitpipe for an excursion, matey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637191)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry

No, I just don't eat much and go heavy on the snus on shit days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637197)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:17 AM
Author: Dashing Hall Juggernaut

have you ever had cigar shits bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637202)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry

Yeah, last time I smoked a fat stick and drank a little of the ol' indian firewater. Pigged out on some steak and gorgonzola sauce earler that night too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637214)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:20 AM
Author: Dashing Hall Juggernaut

how does it compare with snus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637215)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry

It's horrid ime. snus and coffee works rather like an enema, but I have had some awful mornings after when I went heavy on the liquorice vodka shots and swedish snus that are comparable to cigar shits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637218)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:27 AM
Author: light home

so you're pretty sure the snus makes an appreciable difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637240)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry

When I say heavy snusing I'm talking 3 or 4 pouches of Odens, so 45-60 mg in an hour plus a large black coffee, so it's basically slapping a turbocharger on your colon. Just squeezes everything out within like 20 mins. Moderate use throughout the day? just about the same as a few cigs throughout the day or a stick after dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637255)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:35 AM
Author: light home

damn. sounds like one lean mean overclocked shit machine.

would you say moderate use (or the equivalent in cigs) makes a difference? never been a real smoker, only a few 3-4 week stints here and there and some weekends, so not enough data.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637269)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry

I usually don't smoke moderately, I either don't smoke or I buy a pack and go through it in 24 hours. I used to smoke 3-4 ciggies a day and never noticed anything one way or the other. An espresso and two menthols was usually enough for a proper morning shit though, the synergy is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637564)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:34 AM
Author: black station ratface

had greyish hue.

either im dying or twas the 3/4 pound fresh blueberries i scarfed down not 12 hours prior.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637262)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: light home

blueberries are blue, and it was gray. so clearly not the explanation.

i'd have to assume dying, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36637271)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:05 PM
Author: black station ratface

hold up there professor, if you mix normal brown with blue, as in blueberries, you get a greyish hue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639807)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: electric skinny woman meetinghouse

Sitting down for a dook right now. Will report back in a few minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639420)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: electric skinny woman meetinghouse

hmmm maybe a 155. firm and loglike but small, thin turds and I suspect I'll have to shit again in a couple hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639464)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: electric skinny woman meetinghouse

currently shitting again. similar to first dump. like mini-turds: nice but too small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639829)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Amber bisexual indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639837)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: electric skinny woman meetinghouse

i feel XOers have an ongoing duty to supplement poasts for content creation purposes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639843)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Mildly autistic vermilion range potus

150 quality but 172 end result. Ate Mexican last night, got up and ate bran cereal + protein shake, worked out, and felt DAT BURN toward the end of my workout ... not only in my muscles but in my hold too. WADDLED out of there at top speed and had a burning explosion when I got home. Burned like hellfire but ended up being a surprisingly clean wiper and let me transition right to a hot ass-blasting shower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639872)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Splenetic Lay

130 at best. my asshole is still burning. everything i ate yesterday was spicy as fuck. also drank a bunch of beer so visually it was also a complete disaster. odor was extremely foul. i give credit there to all the raw onion i put in a huge bowl of chili

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36639947)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry

Nothing but Denny's, McDonalds, and Taco Bell for 2 days now - solid 179. Two wipes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640398)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Splenetic Lay

what did you order at each of these places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640403)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling shrine dingle berry

Mmm, grand slam with unsweet tea for brunch, two meximelts and a quesarito for dinner, mcdongles steak n cheese bagel w iced coffee for breakfast, another quesarito for lunch.

Full disclosure - I haven't slept since the Denny's, so maybe it will catch up with me after a 7 hour power nap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640418)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Filthy Crimson Kitty Sneaky Criminal

Orange marmalade meets wet paper mache.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4054650&forum_id=2#36640421)