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amethyst boiling water
  09/19/18
WOW u suck
Titillating walnut useless brakes
  09/19/18
lighter edge of desk anything
Fluffy Therapy
  09/19/18
No lighter
amethyst boiling water
  09/19/18
use a lighter, side of the desk/bedframe, another bottle...
Soul-stirring umber mother
  09/19/18
you fucking libs use a flat edge and pop those open fucking ...
turquoise hospital stock car
  09/19/18
Last time I used a lighter I got a two inch cut on my hand
amethyst boiling water
  09/19/18
pussy
Soul-stirring umber mother
  09/19/18
oh fuck, never mind then
turquoise hospital stock car
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pale headpube
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Angry Salmon Philosopher-king
  09/20/18
lol cmon
hideous casino haunted graveyard
  09/19/18
consider checking yourself into a mental institution
electric balding cumskin step-uncle's house
  09/19/18
To be fair I was in Vegas and loaded as fuck
amethyst boiling water
  09/19/18
jfc I can't believe you have to explain this
Curious indigo resort marketing idea
  09/20/18
Desk easy
fragrant gay hell
  09/19/18
People say this but it never fucking works
amethyst boiling water
  09/19/18
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maroon chapel reading party
  09/19/18
(not a good alcoholic)
Up-to-no-good Forum
  09/19/18
Break off the top like Belushi in 1941
laughsome garrison goyim
  09/19/18
Buzz downstairs and ask for one. Easy.
maroon chapel reading party
  09/19/18
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yapping cruise ship double fault
  09/19/18
lol try opening it with your vagina you fucking pussy
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Curious indigo resort marketing idea
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Use a key. Pry up those little spikes around the edge one b...
Ruddy University Elastic Band
  09/19/18
This. Takes some dedication, but it works
Peach swashbuckling market fortuitous meteor
  09/19/18
CR. I've been there and this is what I do. But I have cut...
Bearded lodge
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Abnormal internet-worthy black woman
  09/19/18
been there opening them in the bathroom door sideways puts ...
domesticated preventive strike
  09/19/18
If you're minimally athletic, then the door frame opening wo...
primrose weed whacker circlehead
  09/19/18
LOL, I did the exact same move in the bathroom door
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  09/19/18
Just call down to the front desk
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  09/19/18
i was drunk one time and was slamming the top of the bottle ...
useless beady-eyed national
  09/19/18
you actually drank it and died. now you poast here
turquoise hospital stock car
  09/19/18
welcome to heaven
Peach swashbuckling market fortuitous meteor
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useless beady-eyed national
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Lmao
amethyst boiling water
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buff ticket booth brethren
  09/19/18
i really like it here
useless beady-eyed national
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Angry Salmon Philosopher-king
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geriatric telephone tanning salon
  09/19/18
Call the front desk
violent gaming laptop rehab
  09/19/18
Good. Alcohol = poison
well-lubricated business firm potus
  09/19/18
YOUR FUCKED
painfully honest diverse french chef
  09/19/18
Whatever you do, don't call the front desk, this is basicall...
Black wrinkle
  09/19/18
*Uses Coke bottle from minibar as opener* *breaks it and sp...
yapping cruise ship double fault
  09/19/18
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abusive big-titted center background story
  09/19/18
*charged $12.00 for opening minibar beverage*
buff ticket booth brethren
  09/19/18
Lol jfc man
abusive big-titted center background story
  09/19/18
Literally bite it off with your molars
Startling insecure stage tank
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Sooty Heaven Codepig
  09/19/18
LOL
Exhilarant frisky pit
  09/19/18
Shove it halfway up your ass and then jump (ass first) onto ...
contagious misanthropic lay ratface
  09/19/18
just lube up the bottle and slide the whole thing down your ...
buff ticket booth brethren
  09/19/18
Use your teeth. OR the metal window frame, if applicable. Or...
Sooty Heaven Codepig
  09/19/18
its been 2.5 hours can we get an update
zippy legend spot
  09/19/18
Was able to use a desk drawer handle to open them. Phew
amethyst boiling water
  09/19/18
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zippy legend spot
  09/19/18
nice that sounds easy
Exhilarant frisky pit
  09/19/18
Yeah lucked out for once. Usually it's a huge pain in the as...
amethyst boiling water
  09/19/18
once I was in a hotel in ARGENTINA for a work thing and boug...
insane institution pozpig
  09/19/18
The heel of the shoe trick that dislodges all of the sedimen...
zippy legend spot
  09/19/18
I had to do this once. Was absolute hell. Ended up dismantli...
amethyst boiling water
  09/19/18
Yeah but only NEAR undrinkable so
talking french den
  09/19/18
Next time try pushing the cork INTO the bottle.
Lascivious buck-toothed field
  09/19/18
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contagious misanthropic lay ratface
  09/19/18
did you buy only one beer? you're aware you can open a bottl...
hideous casino haunted graveyard
  09/19/18
Six pack... Never tried that method.
amethyst boiling water
  09/19/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfzxuOwhIsQ basically just ...
hideous casino haunted graveyard
  09/19/18
Just pop a cap back on one of the beers and you’re in busine...
lemon friendly grandma piazza
  09/20/18
Knew a guy who used to open them with his wedding ring.
Lascivious buck-toothed field
  09/19/18
Once i bought a bottle of wine and couldnt find the cork scr...
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  09/19/18
(guy who drank glass sediment)
amethyst boiling water
  09/19/18
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Angry Salmon Philosopher-king
  09/20/18
Lol dummies you can just use another beer.
lemon friendly grandma piazza
  09/20/18
this is the saddest thread like I've mocked corp slave in...
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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: amethyst boiling water



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Titillating walnut useless brakes

WOW u suck

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Fluffy Therapy

lighter

edge of desk

anything

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: amethyst boiling water

No lighter

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber mother

use a lighter, side of the desk/bedframe, another bottle...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844177)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: turquoise hospital stock car

you fucking libs use a flat edge and pop those open fucking pussy

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: amethyst boiling water

Last time I used a lighter I got a two inch cut on my hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844190)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring umber mother

pussy

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: turquoise hospital stock car

oh fuck, never mind then

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: pale headpube



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Angry Salmon Philosopher-king



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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:53 PM
Author: hideous casino haunted graveyard

lol cmon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844985)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: electric balding cumskin step-uncle's house

consider checking yourself into a mental institution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845670)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: amethyst boiling water

To be fair I was in Vegas and loaded as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845815)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Curious indigo resort marketing idea

jfc I can't believe you have to explain this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850804)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:14 PM
Author: fragrant gay hell

Desk easy

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: amethyst boiling water

People say this but it never fucking works

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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: maroon chapel reading party



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Forum

(not a good alcoholic)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845696)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: laughsome garrison goyim

Break off the top like Belushi in 1941

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844221)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: maroon chapel reading party

Buzz downstairs and ask for one. Easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844225)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: yapping cruise ship double fault



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:17 PM
Author: Fighting giraffe sanctuary

lol try opening it with your vagina you fucking pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844243)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Outnumbered carmine station



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:45 PM
Author: Vigorous trust fund gas station



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:31 PM
Author: Curious indigo resort marketing idea



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Angry Salmon Philosopher-king



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: greedy galvanic bbw



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Ruddy University Elastic Band

Use a key. Pry up those little spikes around the edge one by one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844256)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Peach swashbuckling market fortuitous meteor

This. Takes some dedication, but it works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844300)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Bearded lodge

CR. I've been there and this is what I do.

But I have cut myself doing it when the key slips off one of the ridges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844324)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Abnormal internet-worthy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844260)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: domesticated preventive strike

been there

opening them in the bathroom door sideways puts beer all the fuck over

ended up slamming the tops off of a divider in the room and leaving gouge marks all over it

got anal that night

before you ask, franklin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844287)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: primrose weed whacker circlehead

If you're minimally athletic, then the door frame opening works without issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844303)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:01 PM
Author: territorial comical corner genital piercing

LOL, I did the exact same move in the bathroom door

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845780)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: confused menage volcanic crater

Just call down to the front desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844295)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: useless beady-eyed national

i was drunk one time and was slamming the top of the bottle with my hand against the dresser, I smashed the entire top off the bottle, went to put it to my lips, my friend was like "bro that's full of broken glass", probably saved my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844296)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: turquoise hospital stock car

you actually drank it and died. now you poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844301)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:25 PM
Author: Peach swashbuckling market fortuitous meteor

welcome to heaven

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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:26 PM
Author: useless beady-eyed national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844323)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: amethyst boiling water

Lmao

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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: at-the-ready gaping



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Angry Salmon Philosopher-king



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: onyx toaster



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: buff ticket booth brethren



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: useless beady-eyed national

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845678)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Angry Salmon Philosopher-king



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: geriatric telephone tanning salon



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: violent gaming laptop rehab

Call the front desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844436)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated business firm potus

Good. Alcohol = poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844439)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: painfully honest diverse french chef

YOUR FUCKED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844520)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Black wrinkle

Whatever you do, don't call the front desk, this is basically admitting you are a huge pussy and likely retarded too

Look around the room. There has to be something metal with a flat edge. Check the wet bar area and also the bathroom for any metal trays. See if the bedframe has a metal edge. Keep going until you solve this like a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36844840)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: yapping cruise ship double fault

*Uses Coke bottle from minibar as opener*

*breaks it and spills it everywhere*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845015)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: abusive big-titted center background story



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: buff ticket booth brethren

*charged $12.00 for opening minibar beverage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845581)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:13 PM
Author: abusive big-titted center background story

Lol jfc man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845184)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Startling insecure stage tank

Literally bite it off with your molars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845353)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Sooty Heaven Codepig



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Exhilarant frisky pit

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845484)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: contagious misanthropic lay ratface

Shove it halfway up your ass and then jump (ass first) onto the tile in the bathroom. Hopefully the bottle breaks in your ass.

FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845548)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: buff ticket booth brethren

just lube up the bottle and slide the whole thing down your throat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845591)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Sooty Heaven Codepig

Use your teeth. OR the metal window frame, if applicable. Or the deadbolt but I'd disinfect that first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845612)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: zippy legend spot

its been 2.5 hours can we get an update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845617)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: amethyst boiling water

Was able to use a desk drawer handle to open them. Phew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845664)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: zippy legend spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845723)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant frisky pit

nice that sounds easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845726)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: amethyst boiling water

Yeah lucked out for once. Usually it's a huge pain in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845751)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: insane institution pozpig

once I was in a hotel in ARGENTINA for a work thing and bought a bottle of wine that looked like a twist off

I got back to the hotel and realized it was a cork. Unhelpful bitch at the front desk said they didn't have a corkscrew (there's a restaurant in the hotel).

I found some youtube video with instructions for getting a cork out of a wine bottle and, after 30 minutes of struggle, got it done. If you can't get a simple beer bottle cap off, you deserve sobriety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845633)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: zippy legend spot

The heel of the shoe trick that dislodges all of the sediment, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845728)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: amethyst boiling water

I had to do this once. Was absolute hell. Ended up dismantling a hotel hanger and then destroying the cork into the wine 45 min later making it near undrinkable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845768)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: talking french den

Yeah but only NEAR undrinkable so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845809)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Lascivious buck-toothed field

Next time try pushing the cork INTO the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845789)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: contagious misanthropic lay ratface



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:02 PM
Author: hideous casino haunted graveyard

did you buy only one beer? you're aware you can open a bottle with another bottle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845787)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: amethyst boiling water

Six pack... Never tried that method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845797)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: hideous casino haunted graveyard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfzxuOwhIsQ

basically just like using a lighter. i think it's easier, but you end up left with one unopened beer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845834)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: lemon friendly grandma piazza

Just pop a cap back on one of the beers and you’re in business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850774)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: Lascivious buck-toothed field

Knew a guy who used to open them with his wedding ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845790)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: lake excitant whorehouse international law enforcement agency

Once i bought a bottle of wine and couldnt find the cork screw. I was using a screwdriver to pry it out and the bottle broke so i poured all the wine through a coffee filter to get the glass shards out then drank it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845793)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 11:04 PM
Author: amethyst boiling water

(guy who drank glass sediment)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36845805)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:33 PM
Author: Angry Salmon Philosopher-king



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: lemon friendly grandma piazza

Lol dummies you can just use another beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850116)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Curious indigo resort marketing idea

this is the saddest thread

like I've mocked corp slave in the past but I never realized he grew up in a home without a father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4081723&forum_id=2#36850811)