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“Touch base with....” “Reach out to...”
soul-stirring cobalt doctorate
  09/20/18
Thanks
slap-happy personal credit line
  09/20/18
Reply all, including “Sincerely,” sig with full contact info...
soul-stirring cobalt doctorate
  09/20/18
best regards, but otherwise cr
slap-happy personal credit line
  09/20/18
ppl who don't have contact info in their e-mails should be e...
fighting marvelous french chef sweet tailpipe
  09/20/18
actually cr. actually i just need the phone number but if yo...
slap-happy personal credit line
  09/20/18
yes auto-poast full signature block in each email in a 30-em...
coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary
  09/20/18
yes, Moishe, don't want to waste that extra 2kb of server sp...
galvanic turdskin
  09/20/18
it's douchey, faggot
coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary
  09/20/18
fuck you bitch
galvanic turdskin
  09/20/18
(douchebag w "Senior Associate" in firm sig block)
coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary
  09/20/18
[full name], esq. actually
galvanic turdskin
  09/20/18
...
coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary
  09/20/18
esquire is an honorific that others use to refer to you. sig...
Aromatic bull headed center
  09/20/18
(not MS. SHANIQUA JOHNSON)
coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary
  09/20/18
...
Aromatic bull headed center
  09/21/18
that's why I made the joke you dumbfuck
galvanic turdskin
  09/20/18
oh, how dumb of me! it was just a joke! haha!
Aromatic bull headed center
  09/21/18
you forgot contact info his both MFH address and office in a...
coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary
  09/20/18
Ping
mischievous sienna private investor
  09/20/18
ctrl+f'ed to make sure this was here
Exhilarant kink-friendly church boltzmann
  09/20/18
Attached please find
deep bisexual bawdyhouse
  09/20/18
I take pride in having never used that.
Insane Mint University Patrolman
  09/20/18
Worked with an Indian firm on the other side of a deal that ...
Exhilarant kink-friendly church boltzmann
  09/20/18
Appreciiate if u can do the needful and revert as soon as po...
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
cr, they really, truly write and speak like that. Demanding...
Exhilarant kink-friendly church boltzmann
  09/20/18
...
dull bespoke generalized bond
  09/20/18
I wasn't marked on that email
slap-happy personal credit line
  09/20/18
...
Curious juggernaut gas station
  09/23/18
pleathe fuk ass
crimson crackhouse depressive
  09/20/18
hard stop
Cerebral Theater Stage Son Of Senegal
  09/20/18
circle back
slap-happy personal credit line
  09/20/18
ran here
galvanic turdskin
  09/20/18
i did a ctrl+f for this...guess i was beaten to it
sickened love of her life halford
  09/20/18
do not hesitate to contact me with any questions
slap-happy personal credit line
  09/20/18
phrases like 'we have no further comments' to avoid affirmat...
slap-happy personal credit line
  09/20/18
tmf pls respond
Poppy razzle-dazzle tank
  09/20/18
Yes, a lot of these are in-house too.
dull bespoke generalized bond
  09/20/18
...
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
...
Cerebral Theater Stage Son Of Senegal
  09/20/18
...
mischievous sienna private investor
  09/20/18
Please respond, FYI, Please handle
coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary
  09/20/18
...
galvanic turdskin
  09/20/18
“Take your temperature on [certain language/issue]
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
Lol that’s a good one
soul-stirring cobalt doctorate
  09/20/18
“There’s still a lot of wood to chop on the loan docs”
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
I think we work together
aphrodisiac light filthpig
  09/20/18
I trust this settles the matter
Burgundy New Version
  09/20/18
“Cooks in the kitchen”
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
“Take the lead”
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
Please think of the environment before printing
puce garrison
  09/20/18
I haven't seen that in a while.
Insane Mint University Patrolman
  09/20/18
MAGA
Exhilarant kink-friendly church boltzmann
  09/20/18
...
Harsh Carnelian Police Squad
  09/20/18
...
dull bespoke generalized bond
  09/20/18
...
Aromatic bull headed center
  09/21/18
"every part of the buffalo"
sadistic point circlehead
  09/20/18
amazing
Poppy razzle-dazzle tank
  09/20/18
whawt is an example of this?
Poppy razzle-dazzle tank
  09/20/18
“Every part of the buffalo, and I'm a fag.”
honey-headed library
  09/20/18
You should report this to HR next time you are a survivor of...
puce garrison
  09/20/18
going forward please advise
Provocative School
  09/20/18
To OC: "We were surprised by ..."
puce garrison
  09/20/18
...
slap-happy personal credit line
  09/20/18
"Chime in"
puce garrison
  09/20/18
I am out of the office between (absurdly short period). If ...
glittery field
  09/20/18
self-important faggots
Exhilarant kink-friendly church boltzmann
  09/20/18
followed by a response to your email 12 minutes later "...
glittery field
  09/20/18
The “red” and the “black” for my capmarkets bros
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
oh man highly technical and specialized lingo here
Poppy razzle-dazzle tank
  09/20/18
“Cleanup comments”
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
Put a bow on this one Close the loop
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
I use these a lot they’re handy
Curious juggernaut gas station
  09/23/18
ITT: mostly general corporate speak, not much law-specific s...
coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary
  09/20/18
(Not a transactional lawyer)
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
No. He is saying that people in corporate America talk like...
dull bespoke generalized bond
  09/20/18
True, but transactional lawyers are really try hard and go t...
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
I cringe at transactional lawyers acting like they’re financ...
soul-stirring cobalt doctorate
  09/20/18
A bunch of transactional lawyers had regular business jobs b...
dull bespoke generalized bond
  09/20/18
Pro tip: nobody gave a fuck about your “comments” you dweeb
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
They made all the changes, so they obviously must have cared...
dull bespoke generalized bond
  09/20/18
Implementing your comments =/= your comments were at all mea...
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
...
coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary
  09/20/18
This. Tmf never ceases to amaze me
Vibrant idiot
  09/20/18
...
Rusted massive sound barrier
  09/21/18
...
slap-happy personal credit line
  09/21/18
Wtf, yes it does.
dull bespoke generalized bond
  09/23/18
“Did legal look at this yet? Oh that guy with coffee breath ...
Hilarious roast beef
  09/24/18
They all hate you
Rusted massive sound barrier
  09/21/18
No they ask how my weekend was and everything!
dull bespoke generalized bond
  09/23/18
lol i can picture it. "Better have legal review the ...
fighting marvelous french chef sweet tailpipe
  09/20/18
...
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
...
Vibrant idiot
  09/20/18
I'm mostly talking about on social media. Following all the ...
soul-stirring cobalt doctorate
  09/20/18
credited
coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary
  09/20/18
...
dull bespoke generalized bond
  09/20/18
CR not a lolyer and we use most of these daily
Milky hissy fit
  09/20/18
...
coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary
  09/20/18
To be held in escrow pending mutual release at closing / to ...
Exhilarant kink-friendly church boltzmann
  09/20/18
mm tell me more about this mutual release
Harsh Carnelian Police Squad
  09/20/18
...
coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary
  09/20/18
...
Harsh Carnelian Police Squad
  09/20/18
...
aphrodisiac light filthpig
  09/20/18
...
galvanic turdskin
  09/20/18
Reconnect or if Indian revert
cruel-hearted cracking locale
  09/20/18
Out of pocket
Electric dun mad-dog skullcap
  09/20/18
I hate this one so much
violent bonkers abode
  09/21/18
Open Kimono Please
pea-brained dog poop
  09/20/18
revert
Big jade dopamine
  09/20/18
Stet this comment
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
[senior associate] has my proxy
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
Can you run a blackline? Redline? No, blackline. Wh...
razzmatazz outnumbered indirect expression locus
  09/20/18
...
chocolate bat-shit-crazy digit ratio party of the first part
  09/20/18
circle the wagon
honey-headed library
  09/20/18
Need to run to ground
judgmental property
  09/20/18
Thanks for taking the first pull on the laboring oar.
Appetizing Alcoholic Nowag Principal's Office
  09/20/18
...
Underhanded white trailer park jew
  09/20/18
"I want to brutally murder every last one of you"
snowy ceo
  09/20/18
*you wake up* “Many thanks for the draft. We will revert ...
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
"How is your bandwidth? Do you have capacity to take th...
Carmine Corner National Security Agency
  09/20/18
“I’m underwater right now”
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
my plate is full right now
Arrogant Round Eye
  09/20/18
I don't have any visibility as to xyz
Arrogant Round Eye
  09/20/18
With all due respect, you’re muddying the waters
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight."
pea-brained dog poop
  09/20/18
Re:Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight." Ok; pleas...
razzmatazz outnumbered indirect expression locus
  09/22/18
Belt and suspenders
aphrodisiac light filthpig
  09/20/18
...
Big jade dopamine
  09/20/18
...
Stimulating Meetinghouse
  09/20/18
...
Hateful nighttime roommate
  09/20/18
...
galvanic turdskin
  09/20/18
...
excitant tanning salon corn cake
  09/21/18
...
Curious juggernaut gas station
  09/23/18
Socialize, as in to circulate or air a proposed idea
aphrodisiac light filthpig
  09/20/18
"Just tried your office. Please call me when you get th...
aphrodisiac light filthpig
  09/20/18
just some nits
chocolate bat-shit-crazy digit ratio party of the first part
  09/20/18
Opens, as in open issues
Hilarious roast beef
  09/20/18
nobody has said this to me yet but i am going to go apeshit ...
fighting marvelous french chef sweet tailpipe
  09/20/18
Since you'll be taking the LABORING OAR on this assignment ...
Cocky cerise cuckoldry knife
  09/20/18
Client needs 10 days before filing to review, so need draft ...
judgmental property
  09/20/18
Make hay. Get it over the finish line.
odious coffee pot masturbator
  09/21/18
People here all use a lot of football terms. Quarterback thi...
Rusted massive sound barrier
  09/21/18
Outted as working at Gruden & Collinsworth
ocher impertinent giraffe
  09/21/18
get comfortable with sign up
nudist sneaky criminal
  09/21/18
What’s the first one used for
Hilarious roast beef
  09/21/18
first time client saw the ask but were able to get comfortab...
nudist sneaky criminal
  09/21/18
...
aphrodisiac light filthpig
  09/21/18
"They told them to go pound sand"
excitant tanning salon corn cake
  09/21/18
Good with us No further comments When do you need this...
orchid geriatric fanboi
  09/21/18
Have you formed a view on, we have taken the view....
Hilarious roast beef
  09/21/18
“Too many chiefs, not enough Indians”
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  09/22/18


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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: soul-stirring cobalt doctorate

“Touch base with....”

“Reach out to...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848305)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: slap-happy personal credit line

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848309)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: soul-stirring cobalt doctorate

Reply all, including “Sincerely,” sig with full contact info including fax, law firm website, and email address from which the email was sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848338)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: slap-happy personal credit line

best regards, but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848344)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: fighting marvelous french chef sweet tailpipe

ppl who don't have contact info in their e-mails should be exiled to a remote island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848347)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: slap-happy personal credit line

actually cr. actually i just need the phone number but if you dont include that, then fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848370)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary

yes auto-poast full signature block in each email in a 30-email back and forth chain to the guy down the hall from you. very useful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848394)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: galvanic turdskin

yes, Moishe, don't want to waste that extra 2kb of server space. That costs money you know!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848482)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:57 AM
Author: coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary

it's douchey, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848486)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: galvanic turdskin

fuck you bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848528)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary

(douchebag w "Senior Associate" in firm sig block)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848536)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: galvanic turdskin

[full name], esq. actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848553)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848573)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: Aromatic bull headed center

esquire is an honorific that others use to refer to you. signing off with "esq" is like introducing yourself as "mr. surname"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851736)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary

(not MS. SHANIQUA JOHNSON)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851966)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Aromatic bull headed center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859514)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: galvanic turdskin

that's why I made the joke you dumbfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852200)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: Aromatic bull headed center

oh, how dumb of me! it was just a joke! haha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859510)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary

you forgot contact info his both MFH address and office in another city the firm has an office in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848360)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: mischievous sienna private investor

Ping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848351)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant kink-friendly church boltzmann

ctrl+f'ed to make sure this was here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848742)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: deep bisexual bawdyhouse

Attached please find



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848365)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Insane Mint University Patrolman

I take pride in having never used that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848600)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant kink-friendly church boltzmann

Worked with an Indian firm on the other side of a deal that used "PFA" to mean "please find attached."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848735)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

Appreciiate if u can do the needful and revert as soon as possible thank yu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848777)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant kink-friendly church boltzmann

cr, they really, truly write and speak like that. Demanding as fuck and very inconsiderate of the total PITA time zones, but polite while doing so. Also ridiculous corporate formalities with the stamping, 5 long notices and waivers and "disapplications" needed for the simplest task, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848794)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: dull bespoke generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848892)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: slap-happy personal credit line

I wasn't marked on that email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848935)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Curious juggernaut gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867436)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: crimson crackhouse depressive

pleathe fuk ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850174)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Cerebral Theater Stage Son Of Senegal

hard stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848369)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: slap-happy personal credit line

circle back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848373)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: galvanic turdskin

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848441)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: sickened love of her life halford

i did a ctrl+f for this...guess i was beaten to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848979)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: slap-happy personal credit line

do not hesitate to contact me with any questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848378)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: slap-happy personal credit line

phrases like 'we have no further comments' to avoid affirmatively saying 'we're signed off' is one of the more beta ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848396)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Poppy razzle-dazzle tank

tmf pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848401)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: dull bespoke generalized bond

Yes, a lot of these are in-house too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848834)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Hilarious roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848406)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: Cerebral Theater Stage Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848446)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: mischievous sienna private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848517)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary

Please respond, FYI, Please handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848398)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: galvanic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848483)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

“Take your temperature on [certain language/issue]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848405)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring cobalt doctorate

Lol that’s a good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848410)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

“There’s still a lot of wood to chop on the loan docs”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848415)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac light filthpig

I think we work together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851715)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Burgundy New Version

I trust this settles the matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848475)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

“Cooks in the kitchen”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848495)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

“Take the lead”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848504)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: puce garrison

Please think of the environment before printing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848513)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Insane Mint University Patrolman

I haven't seen that in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848610)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant kink-friendly church boltzmann

MAGA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848778)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Harsh Carnelian Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848821)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: dull bespoke generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848835)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Aromatic bull headed center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859571)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: sadistic point circlehead

"every part of the buffalo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848520)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Poppy razzle-dazzle tank

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848523)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Poppy razzle-dazzle tank

whawt is an example of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848539)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: honey-headed library

“Every part of the buffalo, and I'm a fag.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849211)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: puce garrison

You should report this to HR next time you are a survivor of this expression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848759)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Provocative School

going forward

please advise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848526)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: puce garrison

To OC: "We were surprised by ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848530)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: slap-happy personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848534)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: puce garrison

"Chime in"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848532)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: glittery field

I am out of the office between (absurdly short period). If you need immediate assistance, please contact (shrew secretaries).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848554)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant kink-friendly church boltzmann

self-important faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848747)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: glittery field

followed by a response to your email 12 minutes later "sent from my (brand of carrier/cell phone)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848860)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

The “red” and the “black” for my capmarkets bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848556)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Poppy razzle-dazzle tank

oh man highly technical and specialized lingo here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848559)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

“Cleanup comments”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848590)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:34 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

Put a bow on this one

Close the loop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848721)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: Curious juggernaut gas station

I use these a lot they’re handy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867443)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary

ITT: mostly general corporate speak, not much law-specific stuff. disappointing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848737)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

(Not a transactional lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848772)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: dull bespoke generalized bond

No. He is saying that people in corporate America talk like this whether they are lawyers or not, and it certainly isn't unique to law firms. Law firm stuff is more like "all hands on deck" meaning you're fucked and likely pulling an all nighter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848883)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

True, but transactional lawyers are really try hard and go the extra mile to sound like business people. They are extra dorky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848917)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring cobalt doctorate

I cringe at transactional lawyers acting like they’re financebros but I guess there is some overlap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848975)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: dull bespoke generalized bond

A bunch of transactional lawyers had regular business jobs before law school. Also, a lot of in-house legal work is really a hybrid and includes a bunch of normal business work. I was reviewing a bunch of powerpoint presentations yesterday prior to public release. Most of my comments weren't really legal, but on the topic being presented.

Iow, it isn't exactly surprising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849341)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

Pro tip: nobody gave a fuck about your “comments” you dweeb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849345)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: dull bespoke generalized bond

They made all the changes, so they obviously must have cared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849502)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

Implementing your comments =/= your comments were at all meaningful from a business perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850238)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850269)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Vibrant idiot

This.

Tmf never ceases to amaze me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851673)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:39 AM
Author: Rusted massive sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854578)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: slap-happy personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854591)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:46 AM
Author: dull bespoke generalized bond

Wtf, yes it does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867348)



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Date: September 24th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

“Did legal look at this yet? Oh that guy with coffee breath had comments? No that’s ok, I don’t need to look, just put his comments in, whatever. We need to get this out the door. “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36877716)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:40 AM
Author: Rusted massive sound barrier

They all hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854587)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: dull bespoke generalized bond

No they ask how my weekend was and everything!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867344)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: fighting marvelous french chef sweet tailpipe

lol i can picture it.

"Better have legal review the deck before it goes out the door"

*Legal tweaks wording on slide 7*

"I'm partially on the business side, a mix of everything really!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850259)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850267)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: Vibrant idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851681)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring cobalt doctorate

I'm mostly talking about on social media. Following all the finance meme accounts, posting about whatever securities in a very status-signally way. Not that I give a shit who anybody follows but it seems kinda tryhard to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851865)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849358)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: dull bespoke generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848838)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: Milky hissy fit

CR not a lolyer and we use most of these daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850156)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850242)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant kink-friendly church boltzmann

To be held in escrow pending mutual release at closing / to be held to our strict order



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848813)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: Harsh Carnelian Police Squad

mm tell me more about this mutual release

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848825)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: coiffed mind-boggling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848868)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Harsh Carnelian Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848903)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac light filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851739)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: galvanic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848938)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: cruel-hearted cracking locale

Reconnect or if Indian revert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848839)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Electric dun mad-dog skullcap

Out of pocket



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848918)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: violent bonkers abode

I hate this one so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859545)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: pea-brained dog poop

Open Kimono Please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848924)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Big jade dopamine

revert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36848929)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

Stet this comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849008)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

[senior associate] has my proxy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849072)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz outnumbered indirect expression locus

Can you run a blackline?

Redline?

No, blackline.

What's the difference?

*Silence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849164)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: chocolate bat-shit-crazy digit ratio party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852234)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: honey-headed library

circle the wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849195)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: judgmental property

Need to run to ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849322)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Appetizing Alcoholic Nowag Principal's Office

Thanks for taking the first pull on the laboring oar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36849559)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Underhanded white trailer park jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850252)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: snowy ceo

"I want to brutally murder every last one of you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850280)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

*you wake up*

“Many thanks for the draft. We will revert with our comments in due course”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850287)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Carmine Corner National Security Agency

"How is your bandwidth? Do you have capacity to take this on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850439)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

“I’m underwater right now”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850452)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Arrogant Round Eye

my plate is full right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850664)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Arrogant Round Eye

I don't have any visibility as to xyz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850666)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

With all due respect, you’re muddying the waters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850669)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: pea-brained dog poop

Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36850684)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz outnumbered indirect expression locus

Re:Fwd:Subj: "Ending it all tonight."

Ok; please brief and handoff assignments to kim. thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36862252)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac light filthpig

Belt and suspenders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851718)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Big jade dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851917)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Stimulating Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851940)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Hateful nighttime roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851971)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: galvanic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852201)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:21 PM
Author: excitant tanning salon corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859974)



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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Curious juggernaut gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36867450)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac light filthpig

Socialize, as in to circulate or air a proposed idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851724)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac light filthpig

"Just tried your office. Please call me when you get the chance."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851729)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:52 PM
Author: chocolate bat-shit-crazy digit ratio party of the first part

just some nits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851734)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

Opens, as in open issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851760)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: fighting marvelous french chef sweet tailpipe

nobody has said this to me yet but i am going to go apeshit when they do. i can see this becoming popular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851949)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: Cocky cerise cuckoldry knife

Since you'll be taking the LABORING OAR on this assignment



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36851963)



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Date: September 20th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: judgmental property

Client needs 10 days before filing to review, so need draft by EOD today. (Judge takes under submission for 3 months)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36852244)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:43 AM
Author: odious coffee pot masturbator

Make hay. Get it over the finish line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854604)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: Rusted massive sound barrier

People here all use a lot of football terms. Quarterback this, get it across the goal line, zone blitz from a 2 deep safety look, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36854656)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: ocher impertinent giraffe

Outted as working at Gruden & Collinsworth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859605)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: nudist sneaky criminal

get comfortable with

sign up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859640)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:03 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

What’s the first one used for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859646)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:05 PM
Author: nudist sneaky criminal

first time client saw the ask but were able to get comfortable with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859665)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac light filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859666)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: excitant tanning salon corn cake

"They told them to go pound sand"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859984)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:24 PM
Author: orchid geriatric fanboi

Good with us

No further comments

When do you need this by?

Is there a dial in?

Can you check with

That was not our understanding

Confirmed

You misrepresent what was said on the call



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36859986)



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Date: September 21st, 2018 8:31 PM
Author: Hilarious roast beef

Have you formed a view on, we have taken the view....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36860021)



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Date: September 22nd, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: diverse walnut mother menage

“Too many chiefs, not enough Indians”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082207&forum_id=2#36862433)