Think more "Entourage" than NCIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082378&forum_id=2#47159643)

"So. WGWAG. My bitches have drifted from me. All. But one clings still. U mad. Mad? You. I'll bear it on me. To remind me of. Lff! So soft this morning, ours. Yes. Carry me along, cumskin, like you done through the toy fair! If I seen him bearing down on me now under Harlemshake whitesplaining wings like he'd come from AmeriKKKa, I sink. Bang. Arang. I'd die down over his feet, humbly dumbly, only to washup. Yes, fucktards. There's where. First. We pass through grass behush the bush to. BANGARANG! (Arang.) A fucktard. Fucktards. Far calls. Coming, fartarded! End here. Us then. Finn, again! Take. Cumskin. Bussoftlhee, mememormee! Big. Yellowish Dragoons, oh. U mad? Mad. Till thousendsthee. Bitchboi bitchoi Choiboy. Bangarangaroon, Fuck. Tards. Lps. The keys to. Given! A way a lone a last a loved a long the—riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs. WGWAG."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082378&forum_id=2#47159705)

It unironically reads like a pretty standards NYUUG poast, so I get the appeal for him and he might not have been lying IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082378&forum_id=2#47159740)

"In the days of wgwag, when the great bangarang echoed across the land, Gilgamesh, the harlemshaketarded cumskin king of Uruk, sought the depths of wisdom. His quest, like a BAC playboy, led him through fucktarded trials, facing the yellowmonster that prowled the dark forests and the yellowdragon guarding the sacred BAC. With each challenge, Gilgamesh wrestled with his own cumskins, striving for a truth that hummed as softly as the morning breeze. He wandered over the wilderness as a hunter, he roamed over the plains; in his bitterness he cried, "Is the path to wisdom paved with fucktardery?" BANGARANG!" he pondered amidst the BACs enigmatic whispers. Thus the legend fo Gilgamesh, seeker in the old lands of wgwag, echoed through time, a tale of relentless pursuit and conquest of Nordic 9 stunnas"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082378&forum_id=2#47160199)

This isn't even the best poast I've made this week, brother, and I'm extremely gay and retarded and just getting started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082378&forum_id=2#47160471)

so you did something absolutely pathetic and retarded and we correctly called you out for it and then you admit to it and you are the one laughing, because "haha noone takes this stuff seriously anyway lol at triggered cumskins".

very sad indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082378&forum_id=2#47160633)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450598&forum_id=2#47138421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082378&forum_id=2#47159672)

fact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082378&forum_id=2#47159687)

BANGARANG!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082378&forum_id=2#47160704)

Bang by Roosh (and his country series)

The ABCs of Attraction (JT Tran aka “Asian Playboy”)

Richard McBeef by Cho Seung Hui

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082378&forum_id=2#47157278)

Indeed he is, “real”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082378&forum_id=2#47157309)

50 shades of grey

The DaVinci Code

Twilight

Simple self-help or motivational books without deep insights

Comic books or graphic novels aimed at young audiences

"Dummies" series books on various subjects

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4082378&forum_id=2#47160221)