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You're on your way home after a rough day at work, what comf...
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma
  10/17/18
Not mutually exclusive. My stunning objective 8+ wife litera...
Opaque stage windowlicker
  10/17/18
shut up
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma
  10/17/18
Too obvious dude
vermilion fragrant love of her life
  10/17/18
? Are you seriously doubting this? I will never for the life...
Opaque stage windowlicker
  10/17/18
Not mutually exclusive. At work I am paid $1M+ to read books...
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma
  10/17/18
You're equating landing a hot woman (of which there is basic...
Opaque stage windowlicker
  10/17/18
hey man, to the extent youre giving pep talks, I appreciate ...
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma
  10/17/18
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Crimson home
  10/17/18
I'd bet that there are more jobs like the one he describes t...
Mewling station
  10/17/18
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Crimson home
  10/17/18
180
cyan gaped field
  10/17/18
Maybe you’re Tim Brady, but the rest of us don’t...
vermilion fragrant love of her life
  10/17/18
(Tim Brady)
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma
  10/17/18
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Electric deep property
  10/17/18
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misunderstood comical corner old irish cottage
  10/17/18
Go on. . .
wonderful mexican brunch
  10/17/18
even if this is true it is irrelevant to 99.9% of people in ...
Laughsome insanely creepy parlour
  10/17/18
“An 18 year old 9’s pussy...and a porterhouse&rd...
excitant domesticated affirmative action mood
  10/17/18
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Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Persian
  10/17/18
Sounds 180
Cerebral hunting ground
  10/17/18
Did this and is great for career. Very supportive and stable...
appetizing bull headed faggotry
  10/17/18
marry that girl, marry her anyway
180 house
  10/17/18
...
appetizing bull headed faggotry
  10/17/18
Post pic
Exciting stock car half-breed
  10/17/18
alright six hours later Im taking down this link. poor girl ...
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma
  10/17/18
...
titillating locus filthpig
  10/17/18
wut
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma
  10/17/18
view in desktop
Razzle trailer park
  10/17/18
Looks like she has a lisp. She could be cute if she was thi...
vermilion fragrant love of her life
  10/17/18
yeah, i mean. what trick of evolution is being played out on...
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma
  10/17/18
⚠️⚠️⚠️ (that's her skinny photo) ⚠️⚠️⚠...
Hyperactive sexy hospital
  10/17/18
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wonderful mexican brunch
  10/17/18
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Crimson home
  10/17/18
She looks like Jay Leno. I'd still fuck her and hope for ...
Exciting stock car half-breed
  10/17/18
lol gross
Electric deep property
  10/17/18
...
titillating locus filthpig
  10/17/18
Holy shit that’s not a 5 lol
Hot mahogany legal warrant chad
  10/17/18
That's a 4, big difference from a 5
Arousing french chef stead
  10/17/18
If she lost 120 lbs, she'd be cute. Just make her lose weigh...
Ebony address
  10/17/18
...
titillating locus filthpig
  10/17/18
I’d like you to take me by the hand, peel down my pant...
vermilion fragrant love of her life
  10/17/18
...
titillating locus filthpig
  10/17/18
Ljl at how far are standards have fallen that a fat cow offe...
Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Persian
  10/17/18
...
titillating locus filthpig
  10/17/18
If thats a 5 then every chick I have banged is a supermodel ...
Electric deep property
  10/17/18
Lol that piggy 🐷 isnt a 5! She knows the only thing she h...
Adventurous pearl gunner travel guidebook
  10/17/18
Lol cot damn I rarely feel bad about laughing at stuff, and...
Opaque stage windowlicker
  10/17/18
shut the fuck up you ugly, autistic loser
Electric deep property
  10/17/18
Use of emojis really add value to this poast while detractin...
misunderstood comical corner old irish cottage
  10/17/18
trizk q, she's fishing for "actually it's me who deserv...
Blue Cumskin Indirect Expression
  10/17/18


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Date: October 17th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma

You're on your way home after a rough day at work, what comforting meal would you like me to make and have ready for you at home?

...Fuckkkkkk, why will I never date this girl and instead aim for a bitchy, careerist 8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041011)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:19 AM
Author: Opaque stage windowlicker

Not mutually exclusive. My stunning objective 8+ wife literally takes my shoes off when I come home from work with scotch or bourbon on the rocks 🥃 while she’s cooking dinner. She also cleans every last pot or pan after dinner 9 times out of 10, does our laundry and keeps our house impeccably clean. Oh yeah and she makes 250k a year. Don’t kid yourself that you somehow need to sacrifice sex appeal, beauty or lustful desire for some plain Jane 5. There are smoke shows out there who are beautiful on the inside too and will treat you like a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041099)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma

shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041103)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: vermilion fragrant love of her life

Too obvious dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041106)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Opaque stage windowlicker

? Are you seriously doubting this? I will never for the life of me understand why some men think they need to settle for someone lackluster who has good traits. It’s almost some risk averse strategy to spare their self esteem or general cluelessness - but my anecdote was meant to inspire and encourage the idea that a man should never marry a woman he does not lust for. Men convince themselves of all sorts of weird shit but I will never understand the lot of high earning, hard working men who sacrificed so much in life to end up married to someone they wouldn’t even jerk off to or give a second look in public. Pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041116)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma

Not mutually exclusive. At work I am paid $1M+ to read books and lift weights and shoot guns at beer cans behind the office. I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would work for less than that kind of money doing work they dont completely love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041127)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Opaque stage windowlicker

You're equating landing a hot woman (of which there is basically an infinite, ever-replenishing amount) with something which doesn't exist - which tells me everything I need to know about your self-esteem and how you feel when you look in a mirror. Maybe start by feeling better about yourself and then the prospect of landing someone you actually want to have sex with, and spend time with, won't seem so impossible and remote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041205)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma

hey man, to the extent youre giving pep talks, I appreciate it. Yes we all should belee-moar in ourselves and all that.

But the claim that there is some infinite pool of super hot women who are smart and cheerful and want to be a 1950s housewife -- AND who will add 250k to your income... that is ridiculous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041223)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Crimson home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043094)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Mewling station

I'd bet that there are more jobs like the one he describes than women that you describe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041283)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: Crimson home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043093)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: cyan gaped field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041421)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: vermilion fragrant love of her life

Maybe you’re Tim Brady, but the rest of us don’t get dimes who make $250K and are perfect mothers and homemakers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042208)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma

(Tim Brady)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043249)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Electric deep property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043260)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: misunderstood comical corner old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043491)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:07 AM
Author: wonderful mexican brunch

Go on. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041347)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Laughsome insanely creepy parlour

even if this is true it is irrelevant to 99.9% of people in the world, including the OP.

also, it's not true.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043282)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: excitant domesticated affirmative action mood

“An 18 year old 9’s pussy...and a porterhouse”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041024)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041383)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: Cerebral hunting ground

Sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041040)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:00 AM
Author: appetizing bull headed faggotry

Did this and is great for career. Very supportive and stable. Food ready every night. Try it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041043)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: 180 house

marry that girl, marry her anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041046)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: appetizing bull headed faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041051)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:03 AM
Author: Exciting stock car half-breed

Post pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041055)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma

alright six hours later Im taking down this link. poor girl was sweet and yes, she's overweight, and yes she's about a 5, maybe a 4.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041081)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: titillating locus filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041091)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041101)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Razzle trailer park

view in desktop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043517)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: vermilion fragrant love of her life

Looks like she has a lisp. She could be cute if she was thinner. You can tell she’s fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041105)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend Dilemma

yeah, i mean. what trick of evolution is being played out on me, such that this fat girl with a great smile and fun personality is somehow not at all attractive?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041117)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Hyperactive sexy hospital

⚠️⚠️⚠️ (that's her skinny photo) ⚠️⚠️⚠️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041108)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: wonderful mexican brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041497)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Crimson home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043082)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Exciting stock car half-breed

She looks like Jay Leno.

I'd still fuck her and hope for some funny dialogue afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041126)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Electric deep property

lol gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041213)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: titillating locus filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041301)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Hot mahogany legal warrant chad

Holy shit that’s not a 5 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041373)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Arousing french chef stead

That's a 4, big difference from a 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042844)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Ebony address

If she lost 120 lbs, she'd be cute. Just make her lose weight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043061)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: titillating locus filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043076)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: vermilion fragrant love of her life

I’d like you to take me by the hand, peel down my pants and suck me dry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041058)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: titillating locus filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041062)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Public Bath Persian

Ljl at how far are standards have fallen that a fat cow offering to make you a meal is seen as an amazing feat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041391)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: titillating locus filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37041416)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Electric deep property

If thats a 5 then every chick I have banged is a supermodel lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042235)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Adventurous pearl gunner travel guidebook

Lol that piggy 🐷 isnt a 5! She knows the only thing she has going for her is that men assume a 🐽🐽🐽 like her will be nice and maybe a good cook!!! 👩‍🍳👩‍🍳

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042278)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Opaque stage windowlicker

Lol cot damn

I rarely feel bad about laughing at stuff, and this is no different, but cot damn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042323)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: Electric deep property

shut the fuck up you ugly, autistic loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042331)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 3:11 PM
Author: misunderstood comical corner old irish cottage

Use of emojis really add value to this poast while detracting from its cruelty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37043523)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Blue Cumskin Indirect Expression

trizk q, she's fishing for "actually it's me who deserves to cook u the dinner milady"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4108691&forum_id=2#37042881)