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Finally fucked my first Turdskin chick. Finally. Will give more deets tomorrow.
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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:26 AM Author: medicated school shitlib Just finished up Late as fuck. Need to pass out. Details tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37047802) |
Date: October 18th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: medicated school shitlib Damn -- she un-matched with me on Tinder before I got a chance to grab screenshots.
Anyhow -- I'll keep it brief. On a work trip. Matched with cute early 30s Indian chick. Grabbed drinks at a typical yuppie cocktail bar. Had 2 drinks each. Walked to my hotel, which was a few blocks away. Got right to hooking up. Sex was quite good, but nothing particularly noteworthy. She was a spinner, and they're always fun a fuck. She came easier than average. She had a suprisingly deep pussy for a chick her size. Not loose at all, just deep. I was barely bottoming out with my 8 inch cock. Usually that is only the case with chicks who are ~5'10". I prefer this actually, it's annoying bottoming out too much.
Cute face. Subjective 7.25 face, probably objective 6.5. 7.5 spinner body. I think she used to weigh more because her tits were rather deflated. That was the only major imperfection with her body.
Had two rounds of fucking. Erection was not great the second round. My prostate was flared up like a motherfucker. Used a condom both rounds. Thank god. Now i don't need to take prophylactic antibiotics.
About half way though, I got the feeling she was trying to avoid kissing me too much. I think I may have had bad breath. Sounds about right since I've been smoking recently.
Then she luckily volunteered to leave. Did not need to kick her out.
Walked her back to her car afterwards. She was very affectionate. She clearly had that post orgasm oxytocin spike.
Overall, basically an ideal vanilla tinder-fuck.
Taking Qs. |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:46 PM Author: Excitant Stage Sneaky Criminal Lol kill yourself 30-something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049583) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:06 PM Author: medicated school shitlib It's just so easy. Can't help myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049741) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:09 PM Author: Excitant Stage Sneaky Criminal I'm not saying you should killself because of what you did I'm saying you should killself because, like with nyuug, the entire process is purely mechanical and soulless for you. It's like as you're doing it, you're already thinking about how to describe it in technical detail for the fucking board, which is pathetic. It brings you no joy and never will, because you're fucking empty inside, with nothing of value to share with the world. How do you think I can spot you immediately? You also use "cheatmo" as a verb and deserve to be slowly tortured and killed for that alone. hth |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:14 PM Author: medicated school shitlib Mostly true -- but to be fair, I actually used to get lots of real satisfaction out of this. Now it's just out of habit / compulsion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049792) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: medicated school shitlib Also -- Cheatmo is an official xoxo term like "poaster". See the Encyclopedia Dramatica autoadmit entry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049795) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:16 PM Author: Excitant Stage Sneaky Criminal yes, it's a noun like "poaster" because "mo" is short for "moniker," and therefore using it as a verb is incredibly faggy behavior again, kill yourself. Suck a tailpipe, tie a noose, bite the barrel, pretty much whatever you want |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:18 PM Author: medicated school shitlib Incorrect. See the encyclopedia entry. Clearly says Noun and verb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049814) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:20 PM Author: Excitant Stage Sneaky Criminal (fag citing a fucking wiki entry written by another fag to justify his faggy internetspeak) jfc how do you live with yourself? do you even have an inner monologue? |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:45 PM Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse vanilla? jfc you make me sick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049580) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:46 PM Author: medicated school shitlib I save the crazy shit for when I suckNfuck with super-jacked musclestud bros. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049595) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: Big filthy lettuce people who are hurt This is all just very sad. Cant believe I wasted years of my life chasing these kinds of "experiences". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049621) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: Apoplectic alcoholic step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049646) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:56 PM Author: maize volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049665) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:57 PM Author: medicated school shitlib 100% agree. I really need to stop.
Amount of satisfaction I get out of this is seriously declining.
I actually anticipate I'll be able to stop myself in the near future. Although I've been saying this for years. |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:21 PM Author: titillating white idea he suggested what a tangled web we weave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049834) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM Author: Maroon church building Sorry, brother, but youre irreprably broken.
Short of some catastrophic life changing experience, you will not change. Ever. Even if you do get married, it wont last because of your scarred and broken soul.
I hope for your sake that you have some kind of life changing experience, perhaps a near death event that leaves you partially disabled, that will force you to honestly reevaluate your life and make meaningful change. |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:31 PM Author: medicated school shitlib I am married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049902) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM Author: Maroon church building jfC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049973) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: medicated school shitlib ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050295) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:25 PM Author: razzle bipolar national security agency Rofl
Kids? |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:06 PM Author: medicated school shitlib No -- I really reallly hope I can stop once I have kids on the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050919) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:19 PM Author: Maroon church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049819) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:20 PM Author: Effete laser beams dingle berry MFCR. Hedonism is empty and unfulfilling, Christianity is credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049826) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:22 PM Author: Excitant Stage Sneaky Criminal you can go with Stoicism too, if you prefer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049840) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:55 PM Author: Navy area travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050442) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:52 PM Author: adulterous philosopher-king karate How hairy was her asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049635) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:58 PM Author: medicated school shitlib Hahaha. I could tell she waxed, but there were still some long black stragglers around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049682) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 12:59 PM Author: Big filthy lettuce people who are hurt Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049688) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:01 PM Author: medicated school shitlib At one point I put my finger on her anus while fucking her from behind and asked if she liked anal play -- she said no.
Smelled my finger right afterwards. no smell. CR |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:34 PM Author: sable anal office reading party i actually felt nervous while reading last line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049919) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:37 PM Author: medicated school shitlib Even if I did -- wouldnt bother me at all. I've expericed some DIRTY assholes.
See my thread about the DIRTY SHITTY anal sex I had with a shrew in Seattle. |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:41 PM Author: sable anal office reading party too lazy, but would appreciate link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049965) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:33 PM Author: medicated school shitlib http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4040561&mc=38&forum_id=2#36541392
See MONDAY PART 2 |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:44 PM Author: sable anal office reading party 180! describe her looks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050383) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:38 PM Author: Big filthy lettuce people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049947) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 1:39 PM Author: boyish underhanded twinkling uncleanness associate pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37049951) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:36 PM Author: Citrine tantric electric furnace wtf
explain the prostate thing |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:38 PM Author: medicated school shitlib I don't think this is just me.
If I cum when I'm drunk, I often have some wierd prostate flair up that makes me have to pee really bad, but I can't really get a stream going well, and it interferes a bit with my erection. |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:18 PM Author: Citrine tantric electric furnace wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050603) |
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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: cerebral digit ratio brethren I have that too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37057040) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:56 PM Author: cerise elite fat ankles resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050445) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:00 PM Author: Excitant Stage Sneaky Criminal lol sounds like it was written by a robot BEEP BOOP BEEP SUBJECTIVE 7.25 BEEP BOOP |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:04 PM Author: cerise elite fat ankles resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050482) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:19 PM Author: Arousing address 30-something pizza hut guy's poasts are a way better/funnier version of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051006) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:20 PM Author: Excitant Stage Sneaky Criminal Lol this is him, dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051009) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:22 PM Author: Arousing address i dont think so, i've seen him poast in the past couple days under his regular moniker, and you can't change monikers anymore
pretty funny that we both thought of him though, lol |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:26 PM Author: Excitant Stage Sneaky Criminal See above where he didn't deny when I called him out, and then his defense of "cheatmo," which is a 30-something Pizza Hut staple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051045) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:28 PM Author: Arousing address i think he thought you were just calling him a guy in his 30s. could definitely be him, though. either way they're both clearly running on the same NPC programming so they might as well be the same person (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051052) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:31 PM Author: Excitant Stage Sneaky Criminal lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051067) |
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Date: October 19th, 2018 2:31 PM Author: cerebral digit ratio brethren Lmao, this is not me. I'm not in a relationship, so all my sexcapades are not cheating. Or cheatmoing, if you will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37057049) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 2:59 PM Author: Gold razzle-dazzle preventive strike university How are things with your wife? How are your guilt levels? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050455) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 3:09 PM Author: zippy charismatic athletic conference ljl sociopaths don't experience guilt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37050513) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:07 PM Author: medicated school shitlib Not a sociopath.
I'm somewhere between Anti-social PD and Schizoid PD, but don't fully have a PD. Just mostly lack empathy. |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:12 PM Author: Excitant Stage Sneaky Criminal >"not a sociopath" >admits to lacking empathy Ljl respond to my poast above, do you have an inner monologue or not? |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 8:14 PM Author: medicated school shitlib Sociopath requires some level of anti-social or harmful behavior. Not enough to simply lack empathy. I'm a model citizen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37052651) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 4:25 PM Author: rusted glittery stead tank This thread is the Gummo bath tub scene in text form (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37051030) |
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Date: October 18th, 2018 8:04 PM Author: At-the-ready arrogant crotch great thread without even a single pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#37052595) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:08 PM Author: medicated school shitlib Still my only turd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4109444&forum_id=2#40489377) |