B: The federal government assigns everyone a "privilege score", ranking everyone in America from most privileged to least privileged. Anytime you meet somebody who is less privileged than you according to this score, you MUST bow to them or else you will be whipped. However, funding for programs to help the underprivileged is NOT increased and taxes do not go up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061213)

Although B sounds like a mere codification of modern shitlibbery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061231)

*murders a shitlib*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061427)

B.

Doesn't cost me money, and it'll accelerate civil war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065124)

B: Every citizen of Kosovo or Albania can immediately claim US citizenship if they so wish, and move to the United States.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061222)

With A, that’s potentially up to 750m visas a YEAR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061252)

I see no downsides from A - we start adding some potentially qualified citizens who are taking up spots that might otherwise be handed out willy-nilly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065143)

B: The government bans people from moving to NYC or SF unless they obtain a pass from the federal government. You can obtain a pass by interviewing at a government office, where a bureaucrat will assess your fitness to live in that place based on subjective criteria that changes from administration to administration. However, 10,000 free passes per year to both cities are reserved for refugees taken in by the United States.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061251)

B is some social engineering that probably has negative consequences I'm not even thinking of, besides the obvious ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061267)

also anyone born in NYC or SF gets a license at birth, but can be stripped of it if found unfit for "moral turpitude" by a government panel. in practice this rarely happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061279)

A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065155)

B: Every year, an essay contest is held nation-wide, judged by a panel consisting of two Supreme Court justices (chosen at random), the majority and minority leaders of the House and Senate, and three state governors (again chosen at random). The essay topic is always about something very theoretical or esoteric, such as "what is virtue" or "what is a good life". The contest winner can then propose two laws, which become adopted as federal laws unless either (1) they would cost more than $2 billion a year to implement, or (2) the SCOTUS strikes them down as unconstitutional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061276)

Also I laughed at "submit a brief to a U.S. court of appeals."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061295)

B: Every year, a randomly selected COA judge is forced to wear a heavy metal yoke to court for three months. The heavy metal yoke represents "the weight of the law" and "the burden of justice" and is sufficiently heavy to be onerous to even a very fit individual, and could easily kill or maim an older, decrepit jurist. If the judge survives this ordeal, they are allowed to fill one (1) non-SCOTUS vacancy in the federal courts with a candidate of their choice, who is automatically confirmed. If they die, they die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061296)

A

A

A

A

A

A

A

A

A

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065158)

B: Once a year, on March 31, the head of each state ACLU chapter is allowed to release ONE criminal in their state from prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061315)

B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065168)

B: AutoAdmit becomes a state for the purpose of the Democrat and Republican presidential primaries. Whoever wins the AutoAdmit primary only gets like 5 delegates, but those delegates (who must be poasters) get a free trip to their party's convention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061375)

B: Under the "Helping Incels Get Laid Act of 2019", Congress agrees to purchase a brand new muscle car for any male virgin over the age of 30, up to $60,000. Incels can pick whatever they want under that price so long as a reasonable man would consider it a "muscle car"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061418)

Gotta go with B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061501)

B: Starbucks provides a $10 giftcard to everyone who votes in a POTUS or Midterm election. However, GameStop offers a $200 giftcard to anyone who can prove that they have not voted in the last three elections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061497)

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065189)

B: Upon turning 16 years old, every American is required to at least TRY to memorize an epic poem. They have a year to do this. The ones who manage to do it get a cash prize from the government, about $5,000. Most people do Beowulf because it's short, but you can do ANY epic poem in ANY language, including English translations thereof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061792)

B in a heartbeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065202)

B. Instead of POTUS we have two Roman-style consuls that each veto each other and that can serve only for one year at a time. (Multiple non-consecutive one year terms are allowed). The consuls persons are sacrosanct and they are immune from any investigation or prosecution while in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37061499)

B: People convicted of a violent felony have the option of avoiding jail time if they agree to let the victim of the crime (or a family member thereof, if the victim is frail or infirm) whip them 100 times. The victim has to agree also, and it does not apply to attempted murder or murder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37062068)

B: Same, except the people drafted are those with a net worth in excess of $5 million, excluding people who inherited that money or won it via a lottery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065300)

- more smart teachers

- fewer sheltered ivory tower shitlibs who have never seen what a shitty inner-city school is like (and are thus oblivious to the need for ORDER).

B has potential for more economic disruption, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37065412)

B: All interstate highways in the United States become toll roads and the revenue is used to fund infrastructure projects around the country, but you can get exempted from ALL tolls (including ones that already exist today) if you agree to let corporations put their logos all over your car like a NASCAR driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37077676)

B: Trump flip-flops on immigration. All migrants crossing the border and asking for asylum or catch-and-release are welcomed by a Trump campaign volunteer, given a MAGA hat and a copy of Art of the Deal, given gift certificates for free meals at Trump properties, and even photographed next to a smiling cardboard cutout of Donald Trump. They are also given a phone number to call to get help from the Trump Organization if they run into an issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110997&forum_id=2#37085627)