Date: November 15th, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Brindle location death wish
you just made like $200,000 from an initial investment of $2000 into bitcoin. it was this retarded internet money thing you used to buy drugs. you may or may not have any interest in how it works.
you then decide, hey, why not throw 10% of that ($20,000) into this weird ethereum thing. its logo is a fucked up diamond shape and its owner is autistic so who knows maybe it'll be worth something.
you buy into the ICO at a price of $0.30/ETH. not many people are into crypto at the time, so you own a HUUGE portion of the supply (and your buddies own most of the rest). "decentralized" hehe.
3 years later, it's 2017 and moontime. you log in and offload your 70,000 ETH to retarded millenial normies and korean housewives for $1000/ETH.
you bank $70 million dollars
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4134270&forum_id=2#37241877)