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HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU BILLED THUS FAR? WHAT'S YOUR BONUS LOOKING LIKE?

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Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/08/18
Around 1800 looking at bonus for my market
tripping volcanic crater quadroon
  12/08/18
How annoying is to bill
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/08/18
Surprisingly easy
tripping volcanic crater quadroon
  12/08/18
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Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/20/18
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Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/25/18
Did like 1200. Got 80% of Cravath scale. My firm is weird...
abnormal vermilion roast beef
  12/11/18
Woah cr
Avocado cheese-eating theater stage queen of the night
  12/11/18
amazing - would kill for this. what practice area?
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/14/18
He’s gonna be fired next year.
Cocky 180 menage chad
  12/17/18
even better
High-end chestnut digit ratio
  12/17/18
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Slimy Love Of Her Life
  12/18/18
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abnormal vermilion roast beef
  12/17/18
ended up with just a hair under 2000. Low for me. Will end...
well-lubricated market
  12/11/18
how many actual hours spent at the office per day is this on...
sienna out-of-control national
  12/11/18
i do half of my work from home. hours in the office are pre...
well-lubricated market
  12/11/18
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Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
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Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/13/18
I'm at like 1930 or so through today and will end up over 20...
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/13/18
Nice... are you expecting a decent bonus?
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/13/18
yeah, above average for my firm/class year
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/13/18
Nice. Can you give a range of the bonus?
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/13/18
$25k but i'm in ARE Country
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/13/18
I don’t bill and I go home at 5:30. Livin the in hous...
racy reading party property
  12/13/18
Then why are you poasting in here?
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/13/18
its nutella. are you new here?
startled black woman public bath
  12/13/18
You must be new here
racy reading party property
  12/13/18
(new here guy)
Confused principal's office personal credit line
  12/14/18
Nutella is not new here
Cocky 180 menage chad
  12/17/18
First day?
Mahogany Supple Mediation Locale
  12/17/18
Nice. Decent pay?
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/13/18
You must be new here
racy reading party property
  12/14/18
eat shit nutella
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/14/18
(Not new here)
Buff resort
  12/17/18
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Cocky 180 menage chad
  12/17/18
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Violent heaven doctorate
  12/18/18
fuck you
Histrionic Pale Shrine
  12/17/18
0. Decent bonus
Pearly Vigorous Plaza Candlestick Maker
  12/13/18
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Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/14/18
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Sick step-uncle's house
  12/13/18
Wil finish up around 1700. Up for breakfast this year.
cowardly odious macaca site
  12/14/18
Mid law?
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/14/18
You could call it that or you could call it a boutique
cowardly odious macaca site
  12/14/18
nice
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/14/18
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shimmering trailer park regret
  12/14/18
Sorry man that would violate the wall of separation I try to...
cowardly odious macaca site
  12/14/18
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shimmering trailer park regret
  12/14/18
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Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/14/18
Heh
indigo goyim
  12/17/18
2200. $65k
Dun Gas Station Azn
  12/14/18
Jesus...don't you feel like you are at a sweatshop?
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/14/18
If a mid-level that’s pretty solid.
Cocky 180 menage chad
  12/17/18
Not really. Work like 8:30-6:30 most days, rarely weekends,...
Dun Gas Station Azn
  12/17/18
2650 $90k
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/14/18
Do you basically live at the office? What are your hours lik...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/14/18
this year has really sucked but i work from home a lot
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/14/18
Why has life sucked, shitlib?
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/14/18
in what world would billing 2650 hours NOT suck?
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/14/18
True....I mean, basically that firm is a sweatshop? What kin...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/14/18
If you divide 2650 by 51 weeks (not 52 in order to account m...
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/14/18
Damn. Do firms usually slash time that is not billable to th...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/14/18
what do you mean?
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/14/18
LOL dude how did you manage to make this political? The a...
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/14/18
You should find a new job. 2600 hours at 90k is firmly in ki...
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/18
this is correct
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/17/18
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arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
Do you ever feel guilty for not spending enough quality time...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
yes. I actually do mornings with her, meaning I get her out ...
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/17/18
Makes sense. Do you find the work you do in law fulfilling o...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
very fulfilling actually. I desperately need one or two asso...
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/17/18
Do you find lit bros fulfilled?
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
some yes, some no. my firm has a large "investigations&...
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/17/18
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Sick step-uncle's house
  12/17/18
What are some things about litigation that people who leave ...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/18/18
i would much rather be a semi-professional fly fishing, xbox...
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/17/18
And that isn't how you should calculate it. Assume 150 no...
Mahogany Supple Mediation Locale
  12/17/18
Thank you for opining on something you have literally no fuc...
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/18
What's wrong with what he said
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
First of all, I would strongly doubt that anyone billing 265...
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/18
At what number of hours does work-life balance become non ex...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
Well, it depends. If you're a mom with 3 kids and wanna be a...
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/18
Makes sense. How fulfilling is litigation work in your exper...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
I'm not in lit
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/18
I See. What are some tips for landing in house counsel from ...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
save yourself some time and send your resume directly to a s...
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/18
lol come on why you say that? You have to be in reg/complian...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
Lol at thinking someone billing 2800 hours is sitting idle f...
Medicated coffee pot church building
  12/17/18
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multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/18
i completely ceased all non-billable functions this year. I ...
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/17/18
My condolences
racy reading party property
  12/14/18
thank nutella - sorry for telling you to eat shit earlier
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/14/18
1600 and probably 70-85k
Bateful Space Mood
  12/14/18
The billable hour model58 takes a toll on all attorneys, but...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/14/18
2250; will hit 2400 by year end. $100k bonus.
fuchsia meetinghouse
  12/14/18
nice. what is your typical work day schedule like? Like what...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
I don't appreciate you just asking dumb generic questions to...
fuchsia meetinghouse
  12/17/18
Nice. Do you ever feel guilty if you don't spend time with k...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
0. Not sure. 30-40k is the rumor
lake misunderstood affirmative action police squad
  12/17/18
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maniacal transparent cuckold associate
  12/17/18
I dont have to bill. Bonus should be in the low to mid six f...
Iridescent swashbuckling house trump supporter
  12/17/18
2300 (but a pretty chill 2300– basically just litigati...
Mind-boggling institution athletic conference
  12/17/18
158
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/18
sounds pretty cr
Histrionic Pale Shrine
  12/19/18
In-house, 8-6, worked one or two weekends. $85k cash, $60...
Cocky 180 menage chad
  12/17/18
Bonus was in $450-$500k range. 2019 is prob going to be a d...
racy reading party property
  12/17/18
You had a $500k bonus? What do you do?
Medicated coffee pot church building
  12/17/18
In houzzzzz lawyer
racy reading party property
  12/17/18
Are you the GC of a F50 company? What is your base?
Medicated coffee pot church building
  12/17/18
No a GC of a F50 company should be making like $5m. Base ...
racy reading party property
  12/17/18
nice flame shitlib
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
I often feel like my entire career is flame given what I act...
racy reading party property
  12/17/18
...
Cocky 180 menage chad
  12/17/18
...
maniacal transparent cuckold associate
  12/17/18
Why, brother?
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/18/18
Because if you saw what I did day to day, you’d think ...
racy reading party property
  12/18/18
...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  01/01/19
2550. Not sure yet.
Fishy Roommate
  12/17/18
What are your typical hours in a day? How would you describe...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
6 days a week I am in the office from 8-7 and I log in for a...
Fishy Roommate
  12/17/18
Makes sense. Can you elaborate a little why you are "ov...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
Sick of the travel and demanding clients that require me to ...
Fishy Roommate
  12/17/18
Makes sense...Would u consider going in house? Any draw back...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
Nah...want the autonomy, to wear the white hat, and the no-f...
Fishy Roommate
  12/17/18
What kind of gigs specifically are u thinking? AUSA?
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
More like some more specialized gov jerbs in my area of lit ...
Fishy Roommate
  12/17/18
I see. What are the top three annoyances you have from worki...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
Two main annoyances specific to private practice: - Partn...
Fishy Roommate
  12/17/18
Interesting....is it generally the case that upward mobility...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
I think I could make partner pretty easily if I were willing...
Fishy Roommate
  12/17/18
Do you think hours will be reduced when someone becomes part...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
...
Sick step-uncle's house
  12/17/18
...
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/18
...
Histrionic Pale Shrine
  12/19/18
You should be billing more hours if you're in the office tha...
fuchsia meetinghouse
  12/20/18
I don’t bill and I work from home, signing off at 4:30...
Frozen theater
  12/17/18
Jelly! What do you do?
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
"risk management" at megacorp
Frozen theater
  12/17/18
Nice brother. What did you hate about litigation back in the...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
I’m not a lawyer
Frozen theater
  12/18/18
Paralegal at a plaintiffs mill, I go home at 5 and my boss g...
Cocky 180 menage chad
  12/17/18
1800 midlaw -- 25K
shaky center pervert
  12/17/18
making just under $500K this year. Made just under $550 las...
well-lubricated market
  12/17/18
Extra $50k is not worth billing 230 more hours!
racy reading party property
  12/17/18
it's definitely not, which is why I am not complaining. I n...
well-lubricated market
  12/17/18
What are some aspects of the practice of law that you are ov...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
having to twist a client's arm to collect a $25,000 fee by y...
well-lubricated market
  12/17/18
try collecting $25,000 from a recently divorced teacher.
Histrionic Pale Shrine
  12/17/18
What about the billable hours? Hate it?
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/17/18
What is it about the legal work you enjoy
shimmering trailer park regret
  12/17/18
gotta slide that invoice on the settlement statement mang
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/18
Haha, yes, I spend more time at the office but you work a lo...
racy reading party property
  12/17/18
How do you like in house counsel
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/18/18
I love it but I have a unicorn in house job. Yesterday I wen...
racy reading party property
  12/18/18
You don’t feel useless? Like you’re career was a...
shimmering trailer park regret
  12/18/18
In the grand scheme of things, everybody (unless you’r...
racy reading party property
  12/18/18
So why not just kill self then
shimmering trailer park regret
  12/18/18
I find meaning in my family and friends in an otherwise mean...
racy reading party property
  12/18/18
Deep...so basically you are saying we are all ultimately exc...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/18/18
...
Sick step-uncle's house
  12/18/18
...
Histrionic Pale Shrine
  12/19/18
It’s a little more complicated than that. To do legal...
racy reading party property
  12/18/18
The first paragraph is absolutely cr. Youngns need to accept...
Pearly Vigorous Plaza Candlestick Maker
  12/18/18
...
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
Good points thanks for this. Can you also mention other a...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/19/18
Billing is obviously the #1 downside to any type of firm wor...
racy reading party property
  12/19/18
Really good points thanks. I always hear different stuff ...
Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction
  12/19/18
No bonus, bc I'm a partner, but looks like comp will hit $1....
cream mewling university goal in life
  12/18/18
what level firm you at? junior partner copping 1M+ seems un...
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/19/18
A good one? Everything here is done on a formula and Ive be...
cream mewling university goal in life
  12/25/18
...
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
What should that translate too?
cream mewling university goal in life
  12/18/18
i don't know.
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
Time to lateral, dude, if they fuck you. We do everything on...
cream mewling university goal in life
  12/18/18
...
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
There are firms that could take that on. Look around. Seriou...
cream mewling university goal in life
  12/18/18
...
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
I'd keep looking. There are plenty of firms out there that r...
cream mewling university goal in life
  12/18/18
...
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
I would assume the lit finance firms are familar with the le...
cream mewling university goal in life
  12/18/18
...
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
that is complete and utter bullshit
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/18
i should be content with $500K billing 2100 hours with no or...
well-lubricated market
  12/18/18
Yeah, this is insane. If I had 5 MM in originations, I'd be ...
cream mewling university goal in life
  12/18/18
peterman does this with $0 income.
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
I'd rather be the one doing the fucking and only a small per...
cream mewling university goal in life
  12/18/18
Senior associates in biglaw who don't generate a dime are ma...
cream mewling university goal in life
  12/18/18
not if it's work you are bringing in.
Histrionic Pale Shrine
  12/18/18
lol with your numbers I would make $2 million at my firm thi...
well-lubricated market
  12/18/18
...
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
we don't rep many tech companies. are you a patent trol...
well-lubricated market
  12/18/18
...
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
...
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
i mean i can ask our IP lit department if you would consider...
well-lubricated market
  12/18/18
...
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
i'll ask anyway. Let us know how it goes. We are VERY kill...
well-lubricated market
  12/18/18
thanks Earl - ur a good dood.
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
earl can u hire me as your sex slave/prized associate?
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/18
no doobs, no.
well-lubricated market
  12/18/18
shit
multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/18
...
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
100 attorneys give or take over 3 offices. Maybe a bit more...
well-lubricated market
  12/18/18
Seriously, if I had his orginations, I'd murder people if I ...
cream mewling university goal in life
  12/18/18
you are the first person in this thread that has a worse lif...
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/18/18
...
arousing national security agency skinny woman
  12/18/18
you got some senior associates or service partners you can l...
titillating rusted orchestra pit
  12/19/18


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Date: December 8th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction



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Date: December 8th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: tripping volcanic crater quadroon

Around 1800 looking at bonus for my market

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Date: December 8th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

How annoying is to bill

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Date: December 8th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: tripping volcanic crater quadroon

Surprisingly easy

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Date: December 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction



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Date: December 25th, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction



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Date: December 11th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: abnormal vermilion roast beef

Did like 1200. Got 80% of Cravath scale.

My firm is weird.

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Date: December 11th, 2018 7:22 PM
Author: Avocado cheese-eating theater stage queen of the night

Woah cr

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Date: December 14th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

amazing - would kill for this. what practice area?

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Date: December 17th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Cocky 180 menage chad

He’s gonna be fired next year.

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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: High-end chestnut digit ratio

even better

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Date: December 18th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Slimy Love Of Her Life



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Date: December 17th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: abnormal vermilion roast beef



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Date: December 11th, 2018 7:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated market

ended up with just a hair under 2000. Low for me. Will end up making less than last year, but also worked quite a bit less so I can deal with it.

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Date: December 11th, 2018 7:25 PM
Author: sienna out-of-control national

how many actual hours spent at the office per day is this on average?

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Date: December 11th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated market

i do half of my work from home. hours in the office are pretty light. billing efficiency is very high.

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Date: December 17th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction



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Date: December 13th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction



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Date: December 13th, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

I'm at like 1930 or so through today and will end up over 2000 for the year.

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Date: December 13th, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Nice... are you expecting a decent bonus?

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Date: December 13th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

yeah, above average for my firm/class year

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Date: December 13th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Nice. Can you give a range of the bonus?

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Date: December 13th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

$25k but i'm in ARE Country

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Date: December 13th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: racy reading party property

I don’t bill and I go home at 5:30. Livin the in house dream.

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Date: December 13th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

Then why are you poasting in here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37403606)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: startled black woman public bath

its nutella. are you new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37403635)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: racy reading party property

You must be new here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37403642)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 11:38 AM
Author: Confused principal's office personal credit line

(new here guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37407085)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Cocky 180 menage chad

Nutella is not new here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420852)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: Mahogany Supple Mediation Locale

First day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421186)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Nice. Decent pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37403641)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: racy reading party property

You must be new here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37406744)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

eat shit nutella

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408025)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Buff resort

(Not new here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420922)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Cocky 180 menage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421791)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 7:03 AM
Author: Violent heaven doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37425926)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 7:37 PM
Author: Histrionic Pale Shrine

fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423711)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Plaza Candlestick Maker

0. Decent bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37403624)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 8:55 AM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37406545)



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Date: December 13th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Sick step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37403627)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 9:07 AM
Author: cowardly odious macaca site

Wil finish up around 1700. Up for breakfast this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37406574)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

Mid law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37406577)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: cowardly odious macaca site

You could call it that or you could call it a boutique

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37406605)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408019)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 9:12 AM
Author: shimmering trailer park regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37406583)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: cowardly odious macaca site

Sorry man that would violate the wall of separation I try to keep between this board and real life. There are are a lot of psychopaths on here and I don’t want to give out certain IRL info (like my firm) to anyone on the board. Hope you understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37406609)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: shimmering trailer park regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37407076)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37407993)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: indigo goyim

Heh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37422228)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Dun Gas Station Azn

2200. $65k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408001)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Jesus...don't you feel like you are at a sweatshop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408074)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Cocky 180 menage chad

If a mid-level that’s pretty solid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420827)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Dun Gas Station Azn

Not really. Work like 8:30-6:30 most days, rarely weekends, do travel a fair amount doing shitigation. Also tried 2 2 week trials so that was a lot of hours. Bonus based on collections so more I work the more I make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423816)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

2650 $90k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408050)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Do you basically live at the office? What are your hours like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408076)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

this year has really sucked but i work from home a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408111)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Why has life sucked, shitlib?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408435)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

in what world would billing 2650 hours NOT suck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408441)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

True....I mean, basically that firm is a sweatshop? What kind of hours would that involve on a typical daily basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408444)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

If you divide 2650 by 51 weeks (not 52 in order to account major holidays, anytime you're out of the office at all, random slow day, etc.), that works out to about 52 billable hours per week. 52 hours is a pretty heavy week and that's EVERY FUCKING WEEK.

I bet this guy probably has plenty of 60-70 hours weeks with some 40 hour weeks thrown in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408477)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Damn. Do firms usually slash time that is not billable to the client?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408556)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

what do you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408605)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

LOL dude how did you manage to make this political?

The answer to your question requires that you understand the term "value billing"

Anyways, even notwithstanding that this year has been incredibly demanding. I work all day, see my daughter for a couple hours, work until bedtime. I have actually done a pretty good job protecting my weekends (with some notable exceptions).

My agreed realization rate is >97%, though various clients receive rate discounts. But even that is going away. business is just insane right now in my field.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408701)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

You should find a new job. 2600 hours at 90k is firmly in killself territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420520)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420767)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429476)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Do you ever feel guilty for not spending enough quality time with your daughter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420623)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

yes. I actually do mornings with her, meaning I get her out of bed, get her breakfast, and take her to daycare, while my wife does evenings. I cherish that time but it is never enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420765)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Makes sense. Do you find the work you do in law fulfilling or unfulfilling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421409)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

very fulfilling actually. I desperately need one or two associates I can monopolize so I can invest in training and lighten the load. leverage will be the solution here. i just hope I figure it out soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37422276)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Do you find lit bros fulfilled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37422309)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

some yes, some no. my firm has a large "investigations" practices, which seems pretty relationship oriented and fun. we have a small but hardcore appellate practice; those dudes are nerds but they get their rocks off. IP lit seems hellishly busy, technical and acrimonious. the general commercial lit guys always seem slow and like they are hustling for work, but I kind of envy them because they just sit around most of the time but still pull down an amount of money that would make your grandmother nauseous (even if much lower than busier practices).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37422461)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 7:40 PM
Author: Sick step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423733)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

What are some things about litigation that people who leave lit practice tell u? Is it the work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37426376)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

i would much rather be a semi-professional fly fishing, xbox playing, stay-at-home dad, but what can you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420773)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Mahogany Supple Mediation Locale

And that isn't how you should calculate it.

Assume 150 non-billable bullshit hours for shit like marketing, CLEs, writing articles, inputting time, reviewing bills, etc. (2800 total) Now assume he also takes 3 weeks vacation (and lets one week burn) and we're at 48 weeks. That comes out to almost 60/week. This doesn't account for a slow day/week. IRL that means that some weeks will be "slow" (40 hours a week or less) which will be balanced by "hard" weeks (80 hours or more).

IOW, this is horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421222)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

Thank you for opining on something you have literally no fucking clue about.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421420)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

What's wrong with what he said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421468)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

First of all, I would strongly doubt that anyone billing 2650 hours is taking three weeks vacation. And if they are "on vacation" they are working the entire time. The mere suggestion of this by TMF is laughable and demonstrates his complete lack of understanding of how private practice works.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421570)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

At what number of hours does work-life balance become non existent? 1800?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421703)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

Well, it depends. If you're a mom with 3 kids and wanna be a supermom, then maybe its 1800 or even lower. If you're a single bro and don't really have much else going then maybe its 2200 or 2400. It really depends on what you value and how much time you need outside of work to feel happy/fulfilled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421729)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Makes sense. How fulfilling is litigation work in your experience? Is it annoying after a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421737)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

I'm not in lit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421742)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

I See. What are some tips for landing in house counsel from a mid level lit position?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421752)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

save yourself some time and send your resume directly to a shredder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421757)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

lol come on why you say that? You have to be in reg/compliance to go in house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421771)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Medicated coffee pot church building

Lol at thinking someone billing 2800 hours is sitting idle for a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421597)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421610)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

i completely ceased all non-billable functions this year. I took two weeks of vacation and billed a total of 50 hours across the two weeks. I did not have a single slow week the entire year. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37422311)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: racy reading party property

My condolences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408142)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

thank nutella - sorry for telling you to eat shit earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408678)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Bateful Space Mood

1600 and probably 70-85k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408446)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

The billable hour model58 takes a toll on all attorneys, but it is particularly onerous for female attorneys59 because of the likelihood that women will experience irreconcilable conflicts between billing minimums and family responsibilities.60 Forty years ago, partners in law firms averaged 1200 to 1400 billable hours per year while associates averaged 1400 to 1600 hours.61 The number rose to 1800 in the 1980s,62 and in the 1990s, the figure was over 2000.63 The current figure of 2200 billable hours per year for associates amounts to working twelve hours a day, five days a week, plus seven hours on Saturdays twice per month, with a total of three weeks of vacation per year.64 Due to the drastic rise in the dependency *434 on the billable hour model, the ABA created a Commission on Billable Hours and conducted a survey in 2002.65 The study discussed the connection between the system of billable hours and the diminished mental and physical health of attorneys, their problematic personal and professional relationships, and the effect of billable hours on attorney attrition.66 The survey found that an increasing number of attorneys indicate a preference for a pay cut to gain some control over their qualities of life rather than continuing to be bound to the billable hour.67

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408551)



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Date: December 14th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: fuchsia meetinghouse

2250; will hit 2400 by year end. $100k bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37408574)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

nice. what is your typical work day schedule like? Like what time are u getting into office and what time r u leavig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420536)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: fuchsia meetinghouse

I don't appreciate you just asking dumb generic questions to get your hit count up. So I'll answer this question and only this question. I generally get in by 9:00 AM and leave at 6:30 sharp. I log back online at 8:30 or 9:00 and do a couple hours in the evening. I try not to bill more than 2 hours any weekend day, but don't always succeed. I also had a very intense case this year where I billed 315 and 290 hours back to back, so that has allowed me to work more humane hours later in the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37422364)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Nice. Do you ever feel guilty if you don't spend time with kids given those hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423578)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: lake misunderstood affirmative action police squad

0. Not sure. 30-40k is the rumor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420543)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: maniacal transparent cuckold associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420926)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Iridescent swashbuckling house trump supporter

I dont have to bill. Bonus should be in the low to mid six figure range.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420551)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Mind-boggling institution athletic conference

2300 (but a pretty chill 2300– basically just litigating two cases with the clock running nonstop and client rubberstamping bills), 65k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420774)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420776)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: Histrionic Pale Shrine

sounds pretty cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37432112)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Cocky 180 menage chad

In-house, 8-6, worked one or two weekends.

$85k cash, $60k long-term vesting over four years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37420825)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 12:31 PM
Author: racy reading party property

Bonus was in $450-$500k range. 2019 is prob going to be a down year though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421179)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: Medicated coffee pot church building

You had a $500k bonus? What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421217)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: racy reading party property

In houzzzzz lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421267)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: Medicated coffee pot church building

Are you the GC of a F50 company? What is your base?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421327)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: racy reading party property

No a GC of a F50 company should be making like $5m.

Base is ~200k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421396)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

nice flame shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421414)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: racy reading party property

I often feel like my entire career is flame given what I actually do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421598)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Cocky 180 menage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421796)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: maniacal transparent cuckold associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37422128)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 8:15 AM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Why, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37426081)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: racy reading party property

Because if you saw what I did day to day, you’d think there’s no way I get paid this much.

Also the circumstances of how I go this job (applied to random job listing) are pretty absurd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37426358)



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Date: January 1st, 2019 5:32 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37508612)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Fishy Roommate

2550. Not sure yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421421)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

What are your typical hours in a day? How would you describe your schedule?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421445)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Fishy Roommate

6 days a week I am in the office from 8-7 and I log in for an hour or so most evenings. I've worked about a dozen Sundays this year, too. I'm over it. Looking to cop that Gov jerb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421452)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Makes sense. Can you elaborate a little why you are "over it"? Just sick of litigation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421463)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Fishy Roommate

Sick of the travel and demanding clients that require me to be constantly available. Actually like the adversarial stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421472)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Makes sense...Would u consider going in house? Any draw backs in your mind from going in house as opposed to biggov?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421476)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Fishy Roommate

Nah...want the autonomy, to wear the white hat, and the no-fireability of gov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421483)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

What kind of gigs specifically are u thinking? AUSA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421495)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Fishy Roommate

More like some more specialized gov jerbs in my area of lit focus -- think antitrust division or the like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421502)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

I see. What are the top three annoyances you have from working in the law field if you had pick three you would say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421521)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Fishy Roommate

Two main annoyances specific to private practice:

- Partners' incentives (billable hour, associate utilization, etc.) are to such that partners create boil-the-ocean projects that have some marginal value to the matter but would never be created if the incentives were better aligned. Encourages poor management and unnecessary time spent working.

- No respect for personal time. Assumption is that you're in a client-servicing business and time on the clock is better than time off the clock. Busy working weekends are a virtue, not a sign of a failed life.

Should also mention my favorite thing: Getting to work with some super smart people. It would take a long time to get used to working with dumbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421578)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Interesting....is it generally the case that upward mobility (partnership track) is harder these in law firms? Also, would you say high billables is the reason for high attrition rates at most law firms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421676)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Fishy Roommate

I think I could make partner pretty easily if I were willing to keep doing this for a few more years.

And I think the two factors I mentioned are the driver for most associate attrition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421802)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Do you think hours will be reduced when someone becomes partner?>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37422065)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Sick step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423751)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:57 AM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37425919)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Pale Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37434578)



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Date: December 20th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: fuchsia meetinghouse

You should be billing more hours if you're in the office that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37438818)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Frozen theater

I don’t bill and I work from home, signing off at 4:30. Expect a $25K bonus, for total cash comp of $170K. U MAD LAWFAGS?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421471)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Jelly! What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421473)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Frozen theater

"risk management" at megacorp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421835)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Nice brother. What did you hate about litigation back in the day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423972)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: Frozen theater

I’m not a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429585)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Cocky 180 menage chad

Paralegal at a plaintiffs mill, I go home at 5 and my boss gave us a $100 Chili’s gift card. Gonna go crazy on the apps and margaritas tonight and get railed by Chad while my brother orders seamless on the 43rd floor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421804)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: shaky center pervert

1800 midlaw -- 25K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37421875)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: well-lubricated market

making just under $500K this year. Made just under $550 last year. Billed 230 fewer hours and dealt with surgery and other issues this year so cant complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423179)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 7:02 PM
Author: racy reading party property

Extra $50k is not worth billing 230 more hours!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423453)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 7:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated market

it's definitely not, which is why I am not complaining. I need to get some origination going so I can start making money for nothing.

I may have worked less than you, not counting shitting out kids. My hours are noon to 6 basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423593)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 7:28 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

What are some aspects of the practice of law that you are over with or cant stand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423635)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: well-lubricated market

having to twist a client's arm to collect a $25,000 fee by year end when the client closed a $50,000,000 transaction with my work.

Getting squeezed on budgets and billing rates from bank clients who (rightly) view that work as commodity bullshit.

Chinese clients who lie to their lawyers.

I'm 100% fine with the legal work and the help I get from associates which is second nature now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423744)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Histrionic Pale Shrine

try collecting $25,000 from a recently divorced teacher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423759)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 8:06 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

What about the billable hours? Hate it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423879)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: shimmering trailer park regret

What is it about the legal work you enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423975)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

gotta slide that invoice on the settlement statement mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37426406)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 8:11 PM
Author: racy reading party property

Haha, yes, I spend more time at the office but you work a lot more than me :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37423896)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

How do you like in house counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37426949)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: racy reading party property

I love it but I have a unicorn in house job. Yesterday I went to lunch with a friend and went to the gym. Didn’t do much else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37427168)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: shimmering trailer park regret

You don’t feel useless? Like you’re career was a waste of time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37427484)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: racy reading party property

In the grand scheme of things, everybody (unless you’re Einstein or in the legal world, a supreme court justice) is objectively useless and meaningless to the world. There is absolutely no difference btwn how useful I am drafting briefs for Bigpharma in biglaw versus what I now do day to day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37427763)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: shimmering trailer park regret

So why not just kill self then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37427767)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: racy reading party property

I find meaning in my family and friends in an otherwise meaningless existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37427773)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Deep...so basically you are saying we are all ultimately exchangeable/disposal product? What did you hate about litigation when u do it back in the day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37428042)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Sick step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37428262)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Pale Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37434582)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: racy reading party property

It’s a little more complicated than that. To do legal work at a “high level,” it does require a certain level of intelligence. Vast majority of people do not possess logical reasoning skills or ability to analyze certain concepts or craft an argument in a coherent manner. But assuming you have that intelligence and, say, grads of t14 do, thousands of lawyers graduate every year who can do this work. That brief you’re writing or marking up that SPA can be done by thousands of equally intelligent people and you can easily replaced by somebody in a second. The sooner you realize that, the easier it’ll be for you to accept that the best thing you can get out of a legal career is some combination of good money and/or good lifestyle to do other things.

The thing I hated most about biglaw litigation specifically is that insane level of perfection given to absolute meaningless minutiae. I once got lectured by a partner for not knowing that exhibits attached to a brief filed in a specific fed court must be consecutively numbered from the main doc. Excuse me that I didn’t read all the local rules. He prob got lectured for it and is now repeating the cycle. Now I make mistakes all the time and it’s NBD because nobody is paying us $1000/hr to be perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429261)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Pearly Vigorous Plaza Candlestick Maker

The first paragraph is absolutely cr. Youngns need to accept this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429379)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429385)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 8:30 AM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Good points thanks for this.

Can you also mention other annoyances you had about biglaw litigation practices in your experience that drove u away into in house? Also, what other lessons have u gained from your legal experience in the past that you think is worthwhile to share? I really appreciate it btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37432041)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: racy reading party property

Billing is obviously the #1 downside to any type of firm work, not just biglaw. When you have a down week or month, you know they’re going to find out and you’re going to have to make up for it on other months to end around 2000/year. That means you have no way to hide how much you’re working. That was the main thing driving me in house. Now nobody has no idea how much I’m working and all it matters is I get my stuff done.

If I had known then what I know now, I’d advise any big lawyer whose goal is to leave after a number of years and go in house to get into niche practices that will land them high paying gigs. Such areas include asset management, hedge funds, tech trans, tax etc.

I’d also advise anybody going in house to eventually work for an in house dept that has fewer than 10 lawyers. That’s where all the money’s at. You go to a huge company with hundreds of lawyers, legal will always be a big cost center and you will never rise in the ranks in a meaningful way. Go small and become GC or deputy GC.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37433498)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Peach Fear-inspiring Dysfunction

Really good points thanks.

I always hear different stuff about work-life balance in biglaw versus in house counsel. How have you found work life balance as in house? Can you sort of give a breakdown of when u get into the office and when you leave typically as compared to your biglaw days? Thanks many!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37436395)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: cream mewling university goal in life

No bonus, bc I'm a partner, but looks like comp will hit $1.1 MM this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429287)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman

what level firm you at? junior partner copping 1M+ seems unheard of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37431130)



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Date: December 25th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: cream mewling university goal in life

A good one? Everything here is done on a formula and Ive been lucky enough to bring in a couple cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37468884)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429336)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: cream mewling university goal in life

What should that translate too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429347)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman

i don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429368)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:34 PM
Author: cream mewling university goal in life

Time to lateral, dude, if they fuck you. We do everything on a modifiable but mostly fixed formula. With 5 MM in originations you'd be looking at 2-3 MM here (and plenty of other places). My originations are just over 2 this year and I worked a good deal on a case that I didn't originate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429383)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429389)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: cream mewling university goal in life

There are firms that could take that on. Look around. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429403)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429420)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: cream mewling university goal in life

I'd keep looking. There are plenty of firms out there that rep NPEs, butthey probably aren't as prestigious as your current firm They also tend to be fairly eat what you kill too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429434)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429446)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: cream mewling university goal in life

I would assume the lit finance firms are familar with the legit troll firms (no offense), but I get it. Still if you don't make a million bucks or more this year, your full time job should be looking firm that will pay you more and be good enough to keep the lit-fi coming in. You owe it to XO, otherwise a bunch of boomers are just stealing from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429458)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429474)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:57 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

that is complete and utter bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429477)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated market

i should be content with $500K billing 2100 hours with no origination. You should not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429481)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 7:08 PM
Author: cream mewling university goal in life

Yeah, this is insane. If I had 5 MM in originations, I'd be retired in three years; sucking and fucking my way acrossed the world (and boy would my wife be mad about that *rimshot*).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429519)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman

peterman does this with $0 income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429523)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: cream mewling university goal in life

I'd rather be the one doing the fucking and only a small percentage of the sucking though. It's a small but important distinction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429538)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: cream mewling university goal in life

Senior associates in biglaw who don't generate a dime are making that this year. You can do better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429491)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Pale Shrine

not if it's work you are bringing in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429545)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: well-lubricated market

lol with your numbers I would make $2 million at my firm this year. As a junior non-equity. Want to move?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429388)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429394)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: well-lubricated market

we don't rep many tech companies.

are you a patent troll?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429398)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429401)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429415)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated market

i mean i can ask our IP lit department if you would consider it. I know we defend against patent trolls a few times a year but that is not a major part of our practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429450)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429457)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:56 PM
Author: well-lubricated market

i'll ask anyway. Let us know how it goes. We are VERY kill what you eat and our management is more concerned with greed than conflicts sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429472)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:58 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman

thanks Earl - ur a good dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429480)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

earl can u hire me as your sex slave/prized associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429536)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: well-lubricated market

no doobs, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429569)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: multi-colored location mad-dog skullcap

shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429577)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:35 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37430972)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 11:53 PM
Author: well-lubricated market

100 attorneys give or take over 3 offices. Maybe a bit more.

IP itself is pretty smallish. But a bunch of crossover with regular litigators.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37431076)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: cream mewling university goal in life

Seriously, if I had his orginations, I'd murder people if I got less than 1.5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429412)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

you are the first person in this thread that has a worse life then me. thank you.

are you going to try to increase your originations to hours ratio in 2019?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4151995&forum_id=2#37429424)



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Date: December 18th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: arousing national security agency skinny woman



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Date: December 19th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: titillating rusted orchestra pit

you got some senior associates or service partners you can lean on? you need to be out lunching man and just making appearances on conference calls to criticize other peoples' work, without actually knowing what's going on.

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