http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153156&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153251&forum_id=2#37384002)

I had a pretty big overbite, my one upper front tooth was starting to overlap the other one and my bottom teeth were a mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153251&forum_id=2#37384054)

We went to this store in the cholo mall called "Rags and Dolls". The guy who owns it is European or something and he kept telling us everything in the store is from Paris and you can't find it anywhere else, etc.

She was actually getting some genuine compliments on the dress when this black guy I work with complimented it. I say, "Its from Paris," and he turns to my black fiancee and asks her what brand?

She says she can't pronounce it and he goes, "Oh, then you *know* its good."

The next morning she called him, "A real house nigga, a *nigga* nigga," and then she explained to me that "street niggas" are all about the labels and it is understood that the best labels are the ones you can't pronounce.

She hated that I kept telling everyone her dress was from Paris.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153251&forum_id=2#37384802)

My teeth were severely fucked up as a young kid

I had braces, headgear, a frankel mouthpiece and some other mouthpiece and rubber bands

I also had 4 teeth pulled as part of the process

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153251&forum_id=2#37389802)

Poasters: please adjust your visualizations of chilmata to not include braces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153251&forum_id=2#37391316)