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Colleges forcing comedians to sign contracts promising to be PC

https://twitter.com/konstantinkisin/status/10722094847417958...
adventurous sound barrier heaven
  12/11/18
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Disrespectful Shaky Parlour
  12/11/18
lol wtf "By signing this contract you are agreeing ...
hairless slate pit
  12/11/18
Puke? That's a funny word. Can I use that?
Startled azure indirect expression sandwich
  12/11/18
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beady-eyed abusive generalized bond
  12/11/18
No eating disorder, ableist, or disability jokes unless pres...
Cyan Multi-colored Ticket Booth Sweet Tailpipe
  12/11/18
That's gold Jerry! Gold!
Haunting Supple Telephone
  12/11/18
they really do hate comedy Wonder if Drumpf jokes are all...
Twinkling quadroon
  12/11/18
*ONLY Drumpf jokes are allowed and they MUST be disprespectf...
Lilac chapel elastic band
  12/11/18
broad swipes at white males are also encouraged
startling saffron plaza boistinker
  12/11/18
Lol at capitalizing "Comedy" as some sort of defin...
vermilion demanding windowlicker
  12/11/18
you can’t see it in this excerpt but later on it says ...
Hot step-uncle's house circlehead
  12/12/18
DESCRIBE the damages for breach (it was an unpaid charity sh...
Cyan Multi-colored Ticket Booth Sweet Tailpipe
  12/11/18
TRO and injunction
exciting immigrant
  12/12/18
Look, I love edgy humor as much as anyone, but..
milky metal preventive strike fat ankles
  12/11/18
wtf is classism?
milky metal preventive strike fat ankles
  12/11/18
...the poors
Floppy garrison
  12/11/18
that’s rich coming from the libs
milky metal preventive strike fat ankles
  12/11/18
holy shit libs have become the least cool people in amerikkk...
Mauve cocky brethren
  12/11/18
BEHAVIOđź…¤RAL AGREEMENT FORM Maybe not US.
Cyan Multi-colored Ticket Booth Sweet Tailpipe
  12/11/18
it's not. it's in England. still tho
Razzle-dazzle therapy
  12/11/18
Refuse to sign, refuse to perform. Fuck college campuses.
Spectacular balding jap boiling water
  12/11/18
Totally, but this is sad bc the college circuit has been a b...
Disrespectful Shaky Parlour
  12/11/18
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soul-stirring rehab dingle berry
  12/12/18
Just take their money and come out and BOMB HARD with jokes ...
Misanthropic Up-to-no-good Casino Useless Brakes
  12/11/18
or have someone backstage just loudly bleep out half your se...
orchid glittery principal's office
  12/11/18
The weather is crazy, right?
Cyan Multi-colored Ticket Booth Sweet Tailpipe
  12/12/18
...
soul-stirring rehab dingle berry
  12/12/18
Just begging for a "Mel Gibson Apology" a la Famil...
Motley sooty hall alpha
  12/11/18
England seems to have taken the lead in the insane shitlibbe...
startling saffron plaza boistinker
  12/11/18
I wonder how they'd react to Mark Twain's stand-up: https://...
garnet institution faggotry
  12/11/18
"If I got it the right length precisely, I could spring...
vermilion demanding windowlicker
  12/11/18
Same. I read it thinking "I remember someone telling me...
Racy ultramarine hominid milk
  12/12/18
that ejaculating little girl was your grandma
exciting immigrant
  12/12/18
Collected Yelps like scalps
citrine crawly dopamine property
  12/12/18
lmao Twain was 180
flickering box office pocket flask
  12/12/18
not OK
house-broken messiness
  12/12/18
Bet they're only stringent about the "anti-religion&quo...
Racy ultramarine hominid milk
  12/12/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTT34o3QKQY&index=2&...
citrine crawly dopamine property
  12/12/18


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Date: December 11th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: adventurous sound barrier heaven

https://twitter.com/konstantinkisin/status/1072209484741795846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389075)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Disrespectful Shaky Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389474)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: hairless slate pit

lol wtf

"By signing this contract you are agreeing to our no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism.

All topics must be presented in a way that is respectful and kind. It does not mean that these topics cannot be discussed. But, it must be done in a respectful and non-abusive way"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389481)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Startled azure indirect expression sandwich

Puke? That's a funny word. Can I use that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389491)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed abusive generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389569)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Cyan Multi-colored Ticket Booth Sweet Tailpipe

No eating disorder, ableist, or disability jokes unless presented respectfully.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389573)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Haunting Supple Telephone

That's gold Jerry! Gold!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389659)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Twinkling quadroon

they really do hate comedy

Wonder if Drumpf jokes are allowed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389518)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Lilac chapel elastic band

*ONLY Drumpf jokes are allowed and they MUST be disprespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389663)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: startling saffron plaza boistinker

broad swipes at white males are also encouraged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389746)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: vermilion demanding windowlicker

Lol at capitalizing "Comedy" as some sort of defined term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389539)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Hot step-uncle's house circlehead

you can’t see it in this excerpt but later on it says “For purposes of this Agreement, ‘Comedy’ shall mean...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397125)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Cyan Multi-colored Ticket Booth Sweet Tailpipe

DESCRIBE the damages for breach (it was an unpaid charity show).

Emotional distress for the audience as third-party beneficiaries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389566)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: exciting immigrant

TRO and injunction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37396962)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: milky metal preventive strike fat ankles

Look, I love edgy humor as much as anyone, but..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389574)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: milky metal preventive strike fat ankles

wtf is classism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389579)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Floppy garrison

...the poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389639)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: milky metal preventive strike fat ankles

that’s rich coming from the libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389660)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Mauve cocky brethren

holy shit libs have become the least cool people in amerikkka by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389583)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Cyan Multi-colored Ticket Booth Sweet Tailpipe

BEHAVIOđź…¤RAL AGREEMENT FORM

Maybe not US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389626)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle therapy

it's not. it's in England. still tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389637)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Spectacular balding jap boiling water

Refuse to sign, refuse to perform. Fuck college campuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389652)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Disrespectful Shaky Parlour

Totally, but this is sad bc the college circuit has been a big break for a lot of comedians just looking to make enough to live on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389672)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397117)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Misanthropic Up-to-no-good Casino Useless Brakes

Just take their money and come out and BOMB HARD with jokes about airline food and stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389670)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: orchid glittery principal's office

or have someone backstage just loudly bleep out half your set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389842)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Cyan Multi-colored Ticket Booth Sweet Tailpipe

The weather is crazy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37396920)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring rehab dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397119)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Motley sooty hall alpha

Just begging for a "Mel Gibson Apology" a la Family Guy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4LcFOyIe_jc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389715)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: startling saffron plaza boistinker

England seems to have taken the lead in the insane shitlibbery race--Sweden and Canada fighting for silver now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389773)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: garnet institution faggotry

I wonder how they'd react to Mark Twain's stand-up: https://i.imgur.com/Z6TiHQL.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389833)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: vermilion demanding windowlicker

"If I got it the right length precisely, I could spring the finishing ejaculation with effect enough to make some impressible little girl deliver a startled little yelp and jump out of her seat--and that was what I was after."

VERY concerning

Edit: Holy shit my grandma used to tell a version of that story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389941)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Racy ultramarine hominid milk

Same. I read it thinking "I remember someone telling me this story as a kid"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397102)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: exciting immigrant

that ejaculating little girl was your grandma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397111)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: citrine crawly dopamine property

Collected Yelps like scalps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397231)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: flickering box office pocket flask

lmao Twain was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397074)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: house-broken messiness

not OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397207)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Racy ultramarine hominid milk

Bet they're only stringent about the "anti-religion" portion in certain cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37396939)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: citrine crawly dopamine property

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTT34o3QKQY&index=2&list=RDIEaIGzOmQfY

Tell me the world is becoming a better place



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397249)