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Colleges forcing comedians to sign contracts promising to be PC

https://twitter.com/konstantinkisin/status/10722094847417958...
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  12/11/18
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  12/11/18
lol wtf "By signing this contract you are agreeing ...
Excitant coral senate
  12/11/18
Puke? That's a funny word. Can I use that?
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Violent Abode Queen Of The Night
  12/11/18
No eating disorder, ableist, or disability jokes unless pres...
Motley hissy fit
  12/11/18
That's gold Jerry! Gold!
concupiscible weed whacker
  12/11/18
they really do hate comedy Wonder if Drumpf jokes are all...
Onyx Athletic Conference
  12/11/18
*ONLY Drumpf jokes are allowed and they MUST be disprespectf...
haunting stirring library
  12/11/18
broad swipes at white males are also encouraged
insane church building stain
  12/11/18
Lol at capitalizing "Comedy" as some sort of defin...
provocative chartreuse resort love of her life
  12/11/18
you can’t see it in this excerpt but later on it says ...
Deranged Lodge
  12/12/18
DESCRIBE the damages for breach (it was an unpaid charity sh...
Motley hissy fit
  12/11/18
TRO and injunction
hilarious mexican office
  12/12/18
Look, I love edgy humor as much as anyone, but..
Boyish faggot firefighter ticket booth
  12/11/18
wtf is classism?
Boyish faggot firefighter ticket booth
  12/11/18
...the poors
Copper menage
  12/11/18
that’s rich coming from the libs
Boyish faggot firefighter ticket booth
  12/11/18
holy shit libs have become the least cool people in amerikkk...
Insecure fragrant travel guidebook
  12/11/18
BEHAVIOđź…¤RAL AGREEMENT FORM Maybe not US.
Motley hissy fit
  12/11/18
it's not. it's in England. still tho
Orange station
  12/11/18
Refuse to sign, refuse to perform. Fuck college campuses.
Cerebral Stage Striped Hyena
  12/11/18
Totally, but this is sad bc the college circuit has been a b...
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  12/11/18
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contagious boltzmann
  12/12/18
Just take their money and come out and BOMB HARD with jokes ...
crimson sneaky criminal
  12/11/18
or have someone backstage just loudly bleep out half your se...
Talented Mood
  12/11/18
The weather is crazy, right?
Motley hissy fit
  12/12/18
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contagious boltzmann
  12/12/18
Just begging for a "Mel Gibson Apology" a la Famil...
titillating potus main people
  12/11/18
England seems to have taken the lead in the insane shitlibbe...
insane church building stain
  12/11/18
I wonder how they'd react to Mark Twain's stand-up: https://...
ivory sandwich area
  12/11/18
"If I got it the right length precisely, I could spring...
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  12/11/18
Same. I read it thinking "I remember someone telling me...
vibrant cocky fortuitous meteor
  12/12/18
that ejaculating little girl was your grandma
hilarious mexican office
  12/12/18
Collected Yelps like scalps
Violent Box Office Regret
  12/12/18
lmao Twain was 180
Jet knife
  12/12/18
not OK
thriller bistre filthpig
  12/12/18
Bet they're only stringent about the "anti-religion&quo...
vibrant cocky fortuitous meteor
  12/12/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTT34o3QKQY&index=2&...
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Date: December 11th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: sapphire bisexual national security agency space

https://twitter.com/konstantinkisin/status/1072209484741795846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389075)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: cowardly anal internal respiration pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389474)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Excitant coral senate

lol wtf

"By signing this contract you are agreeing to our no tolerance policy with regards to racism, sexism, classism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism.

All topics must be presented in a way that is respectful and kind. It does not mean that these topics cannot be discussed. But, it must be done in a respectful and non-abusive way"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389481)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: lascivious sexy parlor

Puke? That's a funny word. Can I use that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389491)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Violent Abode Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389569)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Motley hissy fit

No eating disorder, ableist, or disability jokes unless presented respectfully.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389573)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: concupiscible weed whacker

That's gold Jerry! Gold!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389659)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Onyx Athletic Conference

they really do hate comedy

Wonder if Drumpf jokes are allowed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389518)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: haunting stirring library

*ONLY Drumpf jokes are allowed and they MUST be disprespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389663)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: insane church building stain

broad swipes at white males are also encouraged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389746)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: provocative chartreuse resort love of her life

Lol at capitalizing "Comedy" as some sort of defined term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389539)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:10 PM
Author: Deranged Lodge

you can’t see it in this excerpt but later on it says “For purposes of this Agreement, ‘Comedy’ shall mean...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397125)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Motley hissy fit

DESCRIBE the damages for breach (it was an unpaid charity show).

Emotional distress for the audience as third-party beneficiaries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389566)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: hilarious mexican office

TRO and injunction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37396962)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Boyish faggot firefighter ticket booth

Look, I love edgy humor as much as anyone, but..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389574)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Boyish faggot firefighter ticket booth

wtf is classism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389579)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Copper menage

...the poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389639)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Boyish faggot firefighter ticket booth

that’s rich coming from the libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389660)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Insecure fragrant travel guidebook

holy shit libs have become the least cool people in amerikkka by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389583)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Motley hissy fit

BEHAVIOđź…¤RAL AGREEMENT FORM

Maybe not US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389626)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Orange station

it's not. it's in England. still tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389637)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Cerebral Stage Striped Hyena

Refuse to sign, refuse to perform. Fuck college campuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389652)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: cowardly anal internal respiration pisswyrm

Totally, but this is sad bc the college circuit has been a big break for a lot of comedians just looking to make enough to live on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389672)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: contagious boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397117)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: crimson sneaky criminal

Just take their money and come out and BOMB HARD with jokes about airline food and stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389670)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: Talented Mood

or have someone backstage just loudly bleep out half your set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389842)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Motley hissy fit

The weather is crazy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37396920)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: contagious boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397119)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: titillating potus main people

Just begging for a "Mel Gibson Apology" a la Family Guy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4LcFOyIe_jc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389715)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: insane church building stain

England seems to have taken the lead in the insane shitlibbery race--Sweden and Canada fighting for silver now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389773)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: ivory sandwich area

I wonder how they'd react to Mark Twain's stand-up: https://i.imgur.com/Z6TiHQL.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389833)



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Date: December 11th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: provocative chartreuse resort love of her life

"If I got it the right length precisely, I could spring the finishing ejaculation with effect enough to make some impressible little girl deliver a startled little yelp and jump out of her seat--and that was what I was after."

VERY concerning

Edit: Holy shit my grandma used to tell a version of that story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37389941)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: vibrant cocky fortuitous meteor

Same. I read it thinking "I remember someone telling me this story as a kid"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397102)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: hilarious mexican office

that ejaculating little girl was your grandma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397111)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Violent Box Office Regret

Collected Yelps like scalps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397231)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Jet knife

lmao Twain was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397074)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: thriller bistre filthpig

not OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397207)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: vibrant cocky fortuitous meteor

Bet they're only stringent about the "anti-religion" portion in certain cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37396939)



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Date: December 12th, 2018 4:26 PM
Author: Violent Box Office Regret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTT34o3QKQY&index=2&list=RDIEaIGzOmQfY

Tell me the world is becoming a better place



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4153885&forum_id=2#37397249)