Anonymous Laywer by Jeremy Blachman, a review (no spoilers)
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Date: May 19th, 2006 3:58 AM Author: fragrant pale prole
Last night I finished reading my advance copy of “Anonymous Lawyer” by Jeremy Blachman (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0805079815/sr=8-1/qid=1148017317/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-7668054-6021459?%5Fencoding=UTF8 ). The book doesn’t come out until late July, but I figured I’d write the review now while it’s still fresh in my mind. Plus it doesn’t look like anyone else who got an advance copy has written a review yet, so it can’t hurt to be first.
The Short Reviewi:
This is going to be the “One L” for 2Ls, summer associates, and biglaw attorneys. Except it’s funny. Very funny actually. No clue why Amazon has it in the Legal Thriller category – this isn’t a book like “In the Shadow of the Law.” While there obviously is a plot (and the Amazon description sums it up nicely), I think that most people (or at least those with legal backgrounds) are going to read this primarily for the comedy and satire.
The Long Review:
Overall, I’d have to say the book was quite satisfying. I honestly didn’t know what to expect going in – the only thing I knew about the book, other than it being based on the AL blog ( http://anonymouslawyer.blogspot.com ), was that it was written in a very non-traditional format (the entire book is a series of many blog posts and emails without any sort of traditional narration present at all). However, those were my biggest reservations about the book, and based on a lot of the posts on here in the past few months it seems that a lot of people were concerned about that as well… so, I guess I should start by discussing those two points.
I’ll admit, I was very concerned about this when I first read that the book would be written in the form of a blog, and wasn’t sure how it would work in practice. I was nervous that telling the story this way was just some kind of gimmick that wouldn’t serve any real practical purpose. However that didn’t turn out to be the case at all. Although this format may take some getting used to at first, it definitely grows on you, and as you get past the halfway point you’ll begin to realize that telling a story like this through blog posts and email messages can be pretty effective as a literary device. I don’t want to give anything important away, but readers will probably end up appreciating the lack of any sort of unbiased or “neutral” narration in the entire book.
I also know there was a lot of speculation over how much of this book would involve original content, rather than recycled posts from the AL blog. Virtually the entire book is original content. Although a small number of posts from the real AL blog do appear in the novel, most (maybe all) have been revised or changed in some significant way. Furthermore, those posts are usually followed up with emails, which serve to connect the post to the novel’s storyline, and sometimes even improve on the posts themselves by providing additional information. So, the novel isn’t a regurgitation of the blog or anything like that.
Some other random thoughts:
* I really wonder what Michigan administrators, faculty, or students did to piss off Jeremy Blachman. Most of the T14 get bashed at some point, but there must’ve been almost a dozen digs at Michigan.
* Speaking of T14 bashing, AL weighs in on the infamous “Is Chicago better than Stanford?” debate.
* I don’t think the Amazon blurb is accurate when it says that Jeremy “rips away the bland façade of corporate law and offers a telling glimpse inside a frightening world.” I think it’s important to emphasize that this book isn’t some kind of whinefest a la the crap Opinionistas writes. Does AL portray law firm life in a negative light? Of course… however, the book isn’t preachy, and a law student or lawyer reading it won’t get the impression that their lifestyle or career choices are under attack.
If anyone has any questions, feel free to post. I might expand this review later on based on comments.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5814622) |
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Date: May 19th, 2006 4:18 AM Author: fragrant pale prole
Yeah there definitely is a plot as well as characters. From the Amazon synopsis:
"Meet Anonymous Lawyer—corner office, granite desk, and a billable rate of $675 an hour. The summer is about to start, and he’s got a new crop of law school interns who will soon sign away their lives for a six-figure salary at the firm. But he’s also got a few problems that require his attention. There’s The Jerk, his bitter rival at the firm, who is determined to do whatever it takes to beat him out for the chairman’s job. There’s Anonymous Wife, who is spending his money as fast as he can make it. And there’s that secret blog he’s writing, which is a perverse bit of fun until he gets an e-mail from someone inside the firm who knows he’s its author."
However the plot is told entirely through the blog posts and emails.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5814685) |
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Date: May 19th, 2006 12:03 PM Author: Galvanic filthpig space
Hi Howard Bashman. Enjoy your stay at AutoAdmit.com.
http://howappealing.law.com/051906.html#014673
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5815857) |
Date: May 19th, 2006 4:39 AM Author: Opaque Buck-toothed Property
what does he say about minnesota in the book? can you quote?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5814753) |
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Date: May 19th, 2006 4:49 AM Author: fragrant pale prole
This advance copy isn't the final proof (they're still making changes) so the page numbers might be different.
I really can't say more without ruining the joke. However it should go without saying that AL's opinion of Minnesota is a lot more closely aligned w/ xo than, say, LSD.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5814768) |
Date: May 19th, 2006 7:23 AM Author: Aggressive Cerise Wrinkle
wtf is a 'laywer'?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5814828) |
Date: May 19th, 2006 10:08 AM Author: Passionate community account pocket flask
Two Points:
1) Your writing style is pretty weak (based solely on your revies in the OP).
2) Fix the username / registration problem
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5815223) |
Date: May 19th, 2006 10:12 AM Author: aromatic cobalt becky meetinghouse
So what makes Blachman an authority on anything law related? Don't most of us have more biglaw experience than him?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5815235) |
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Date: May 19th, 2006 7:41 PM Author: fantasy-prone pearly turdskin party of the first part
Yes, of course it matters--usually people who write satire about a field have significant experience in that field. Blachman has almost none.
From what I've read, most of his "satire" is exceptionally heavy-handed--just a bunch of cliches about a rich, shallow, materalistic, cynical man exploiting a bunch of naive young people. That makes it wholly uninteresting and I think that it can be described as satire only in the very loosest and simplest sense (greedy people are bad, biglaw partners are greedy, etc.).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5818590) |
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Date: May 19th, 2006 7:45 PM Author: fantasy-prone pearly turdskin party of the first part
Here's an excerpt to illustrate my point:
"I'm not being sarcastic. It's delightful to know that my colleagues at "other big national firms" are wasting slots on students at schools ranked below number 3 in the U.S. News rankings. If only they start offering jobs to women, minorities, students with outside interests, older students with families, students who balanced law school with jobs and thus didn't have time to be on law review, students who screwed up in one of their classes despite being otherwise well-qualified, and students with glasses, I'll have our target demographic all to myself and be able to turn this firm into the powerhouse I know it should be."
This is embarrassingly heavy-handed and thus totally misses the boat as satire.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5818611) |
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Date: May 19th, 2006 7:57 PM Author: fragrant pale prole
I was concerned about this too -- in fact the first couple of pages turned me off at first because I felt that perhaps there was too much exaggeration going on.
However, believe it or not the book eventually acknowledges this very point, and handles it pretty well. One of the benefits of telling the story exclusively through blog posts and email messages is that you can't really tell whether something actually happened as it was described, or if AL really feels a certain way or if he's just acting out a shtick for his readers.
I probably shouldn't get into more detail because I don't want to ruin any plot points or jokes for anyone, but once you hit a certain point in the novel some of the heavy-handedness (both in the novel and in the real blog) makes a lot more sense.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5818658) |
Date: May 19th, 2006 3:28 PM Author: Medicated Parlour Masturbator
It comes to end very bizzarely. has anyone understood how we went from a book about the legal profession in to a photo essay of AL the center of a bukkake?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5817156) |
Date: May 19th, 2006 3:30 PM Author: sooty temple private investor
First, I love AL and a good review, so I'll go buy it.
Second, I hope a lot of people buy this. 1L improved legal education for us all -- hopefully this can marginally improve firm life.
So glad to hear its not opinionista style whining.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5817166) |
Date: May 19th, 2006 6:34 PM Author: Wild Rehab Stain
I don't usually buy blog books, but that sounds pretty interesting. I think I'll pick it up, if only to see what Jeremy came up with.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5818238) |
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Date: May 19th, 2006 8:03 PM Author: fragrant pale prole
You really shouldn't make generalizations like that about a novel you clearly haven't read. The real blog might fit that description, but I wouldn't call the novel a "a heavy-handed, fictionalized account of an "evil, greedy lawyer"" and the book itself is not a "collection of cliches... awkwardly mashed together." While there are times where it does get heavy-handed (or just plain odd), those instances are adequately addressed in the novel, and in fact one of them is actually an important plot point.
Like I said above, this isn't something like Opinionistas would write.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5818676) |
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Date: May 19th, 2006 8:08 PM Author: fantasy-prone pearly turdskin party of the first part
Fair enough, I haven't read the book obviously, and I'm certainly not a regular reader of his blog. If his book does introduce this new element you refer to here, then I'd probably find it a lot more interesting, but I haven't seen that mentioned in any other accounts or reviews of the book (as mentioned above, many of them seem to think they're getting a real and biting account of law firm life, and if they think this, they are quite wrong)
In any case, I'll reserve further judgment until I read the book.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5818690) |
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Date: May 19th, 2006 8:11 PM Author: fragrant pale prole
No one else has reviewed the book yet.
I also don't think anyone would think this is supposed to be a real account of law firm life... I mean, the back of the book explicitly states that "Jeremy Blachman is not a hiring partner at a major law firm" and that he is "a recent graduate of Harvard Law School." I believe the Amazon page says the same thing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5818696) |
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Date: May 19th, 2006 10:29 PM Author: fantasy-prone pearly turdskin party of the first part
"Written in the form of a blog, Anonymous Lawyer is a spectacularly entertaining debut that rips away the bland façade of corporate law and offers a telling glimpse inside a frightening world"
Although I haven't read the book, I think I can safely say that it will do nothing of the sort; I realize that you've said not much heed should be paid to the Amazon blurb here, but if this is how Blachman/his publisher have chosen to market the book, it's pretty silly.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5819270) |
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Date: May 20th, 2006 5:14 PM Author: Electric Coral Internal Respiration Headpube
Is Blachman not even at a firm yet?
I'm not sure it's really relevant, though, especially since he almost certainly spent a summer or two at one. That's more exposure than most folks have, including most folks on here.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5822653) |
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Date: May 20th, 2006 5:43 PM Author: Zippy white main people
"Is Blachman not even at a firm yet?"
Huh? He's not going to a firm. He, um, got an advance and published a novel.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5822787) |
Date: May 20th, 2006 5:16 PM Author: Electric Coral Internal Respiration Headpube
Just a thought, but it would seem that books of this style should also be marketed as e-books -- they could open up actual explorer & e-mail windows to hit the blog and e-mail portions, thus perhaps making it more involving for the reader.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5822657) |
Date: May 20th, 2006 9:39 PM Author: ocher talented locus circlehead
gee what a fucking surprise that you give it such a great review. tell us GTO, how much are they paying you to advertise this book all over your website?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5823683) |
Date: May 21st, 2006 2:05 AM Author: Topaz Territorial Idiot
Snape kills Dumbledore
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5825383) |
Date: May 21st, 2006 7:05 PM Author: Yapping telephone legend Subject: response
Hey there. Probably against my better judgment, I figured I'd chime in. Definitely against my better judgment, nt: if you e-mail me your name and address (use a pseudonym for your name, send from an anonymous e-mail, I don't care), I'll have my publisher send you an advance copy of the book. If you're going to criticize the book, that's fine, but I'd rather you at least give it a chance first.
I'll feel stupid if this encourages people to post negative stuff merely to get me to send them a free book, so consider this a one-time thing, and I'll make up for it by sending out two free books to the first two people who send me a well-intentioned idea for how to get some early buzz going about the book. On this thread or e-mailing me directly is fine, just mention this post in the e-mail so I know.
If you can't find my e-mail address elsewhere, anonymouslawyer2004-at-yahoo will work fine.
Oh, and GTO can speak to this, but besides the free advance book, I haven't paid him anything. His positive review was nice, but I had no reason to expect it wouldn't have just as easily been a negative one.
I'm away this weekend and stealing time on a friend's computer, but I'll check back in Monday night and I'll be happy to answer questions about the book or anything like that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5828087) |
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Date: May 21st, 2006 9:53 PM Author: fantasy-prone pearly turdskin party of the first part
If you'll notice, I haven't criticized your book; I've criticized your blog and questioned the way the book is marketed, with the disclaimers that I am not a regular reader of your blog and I obviously haven't read the book.
Thanks for the offer. I'm considering it, and I'll let you know.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5828819) |
Date: May 24th, 2006 7:51 PM Author: Demanding Concupiscible Corn Cake
Jesus Christ. this is the poorest book review I have ever seen in my life. Learn to fucking write!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5847436) |
Date: May 28th, 2006 4:12 PM Author: Bateful Orchid Brunch Old Irish Cottage
Jew contracts with publisher to market book. Book fails. K enforceable?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5869841) |
Date: June 8th, 2006 12:29 PM Author: flushed twinkling uncleanness dingle berry
i think it is time for this sticky to pass gently into the great xoxo archive in the sky
in fact, i think this is true of most or all of the stickies currently hanging enormous up at the top of the board like an enflamed goiter
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#5938490) |
Date: June 8th, 2006 2:02 PM Author: Boyish Insane Gaming Laptop School Cafeteria
bump
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Date: June 18th, 2006 12:10 PM Author: Pink Multi-colored Stage Love Of Her Life
Can someone tell me the name of the relatively recent novel about biglaw life? I believe it was written by a Stanford student.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=419229&forum_id=2#6012473) |
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