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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Dead nursing home

My haters will get some joy from this story, but I'll poast it anyway.

Had a date in a city a few hours away with an extremely hot girl. Tall, skinny 19 year old redhead. Met her at a bar. We hit it off well. I told some of my stories that I tell on dates, but she seemed especially enamored of them. We started making out at the bar. I told her I was probably going to stay in her city this evening and asked if she wanted to hang out at my motel room. She said yes.

So we drove a mile to a motel that I had found beforehand. I went in and asked for a room, put down my card and... declined. <><><>NOROOM<><><>. The guy at the desk tried it three times and it wouldn't go through. We tried it at another motel next door and it wouldn't go through. It was a nightmare come to life.

(The card was working at other businesses before and after this, but the magnetic strip is wearing out and apparently motels have especially sensitive card readers. Who knew?)

Anyway, I had to tell this smoking hot chick that I didn't have a room for us to go back to. So off she went. I tried to make a joke of it, and she was pretty cool about it all, so maybe I'll see her again and maybe I won't. I'm not counting on it.

Anyway, I'm glad I got as close as I did. There's a Gatorade commercial with the tagline Let failure be your fuel. I'm going to try even harder to get more girls who are even hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202812)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed home

You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: provocative bisexual center marketing idea

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Dead nursing home

Only one that I regularly use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202821)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: umber unhinged philosopher-king alpha

and it didn't dawn on you that now would be a good time to use one of the other ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202826)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed home



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Dead nursing home

I don't keep any money in the other account. I don't believe in credit cards and only have debit cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202834)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: Obsidian Resort Gay Wizard

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:39 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling splenetic water buffalo

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: Flickering Private Investor Stag Film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202880)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM

Author: SomeOtherGhost

You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)

Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM

Author: 30-something sitting in a Pizza Hut reminiscing

I don't keep any money in the other account.

wut??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202884)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: excitant selfie box office

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: house-broken office

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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Cordovan Magical Institution

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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Vigorous Pale Tattoo

Excellent slow play of the flame here, well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204160)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:11 PM
Author: avocado aromatic location

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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed home

twist: no they didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207234)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: Flickering Private Investor Stag Film



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:58 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: sepia national security agency

lol we sound similar IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202862)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: startling concupiscible personal credit line

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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: black thriller kitty cat

I would love to confirm this, but you do not sound like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205131)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: sepia national security agency

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Author: Bateful Sable Theatre Ratface

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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: appetizing voyeur



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Author: Obsidian Resort Gay Wizard



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Author: Mustard Know-it-all Candlestick Maker



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: Nighttime Depressive Police Squad

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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: startling concupiscible personal credit line

I'm listening to this vocaroo synced up with the suspiria theme and it's pretty good not gonna lie

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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Nighttime Depressive Police Squad

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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:05 AM
Author: Irradiated tantric wagecucks national

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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: appetizing voyeur



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:15 PM
Author: plum lay scourge upon the earth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207202)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: Cobalt Area

please enlighten us how you met this girl (which app)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202878)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: maroon costumed messiness

Did the bar not card her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202883)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: sepia national security agency



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Dead nursing home

It was a combination bar and restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202913)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: startling concupiscible personal credit line



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: startling concupiscible personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202888)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed home



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Talented Rambunctious Wrinkle



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Obsidian Resort Gay Wizard



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: copper parlour useless brakes

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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sickened bbw hell



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: Ruby cracking toaster famous landscape painting



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Fighting exhilarant library karate

haven't you told this story about your card getting declined at a hotel before?

also aren't you unmarried? why do you need to get a hotel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202889)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: Dead nursing home

This particular thing has never happened before. I'm not married but I was in a different place from where I live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202918)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Fighting exhilarant library karate

so where the fuck are you spending the night if you don't even have enough money for a hotel room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203058)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: Dead nursing home

I found a motel where the card worked. But the girl had to leave for work. We had like a 30 minute window to get a fuck in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203164)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: Obsidian Resort Gay Wizard

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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed home



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sickened bbw hell



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: Nighttime Depressive Police Squad



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:48 AM
Author: bronze misanthropic plaza love of her life

Wait, she was going to work at 11PM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204148)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: stimulating sinister trailer park

This is one of the stories he tells on dates with girls that he tells one of his stories to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202921)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: startling concupiscible personal credit line



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 AM
Author: Yapping hairy legs sex offender



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: appetizing voyeur

MOTEL not hotel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205121)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: Talented Rambunctious Wrinkle

thread title devastatingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202943)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:58 PM
Author: maroon costumed messiness



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: startling concupiscible personal credit line

He was being chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203047)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained Onyx Range

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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: startling concupiscible personal credit line



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: canary dog poop hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203062)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: Fighting exhilarant library karate

doesn't this guy claim to be some hedge fund/PE baller?

and yet he only has a fucking debit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203067)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring site liquid oxygen

I think he claims that his dad or uncle is a PE guy. 30 something went to law school and is now an “entrepreneur” - probably why he was getting “motel” rooms in proletown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203438)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:49 AM
Author: Fighting exhilarant library karate

no he claims he has his own PE fund and he went to some TTTTTT law school because he wanted to learn "how to run his deals" better or some bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203471)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed home

it's the biggest fund in tulsa, you faggot cunt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203490)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring site liquid oxygen

Might be doing a search fund. Would like to hear more about this actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203496)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: Yellow international law enforcement agency

none of this make any sense. they can manually type in the number bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203150)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: saffron odious faggot firefighter

I literally stopped reading after “a few hours.” You said you drove a few hours for a date without any explanation like this is normal behavior.

What the fuck is wrong with you lmao? OF COURSE your date was bad! You’re the guy that thought driving a few hours for a date made sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203283)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:05 AM
Author: sepia national security agency

his date was 180 until his credit card was declined

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203320)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: Bateful Sable Theatre Ratface

I thought it was a debit card

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203492)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser honey-headed lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205181)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: startling concupiscible personal credit line



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:31 AM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Vivacious pearly therapy house

OP is easily the best poaster on XO in 2019

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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: Ruby cracking toaster famous landscape painting



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Big azure gaping

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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:22 AM
Author: wine painfully honest affirmative action

Didn't you claim to go to Harvard College?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203717)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:55 AM
Author: Fluffy Zombie-like Property Cuckold

"umm... Wanna put this on your card?.. I'll Venmo you..."

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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:08 AM
Author: beady-eyed home

doesn't believe in (((venmo))).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203787)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling mildly autistic cuckoldry

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Author: Supple Point



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: laughsome stock car school

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have had them do this when the chip in my Amex went bad. Lol at OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204108)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: copper parlour useless brakes

johnsy overcooked this one, but tbf it was probably intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204228)



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Date: May 16th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: Fighting exhilarant library karate



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Arousing stubborn chapel

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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Mewling Frisky Puppy Old Irish Cottage

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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: Bateful Sable Theatre Ratface

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207193)