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You only have one credit card?
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: aggressive odious dysfunction

My haters will get some joy from this story, but I'll poast it anyway.

Had a date in a city a few hours away with an extremely hot girl. Tall, skinny 19 year old redhead. Met her at a bar. We hit it off well. I told some of my stories that I tell on dates, but she seemed especially enamored of them. We started making out at the bar. I told her I was probably going to stay in her city this evening and asked if she wanted to hang out at my motel room. She said yes.

So we drove a mile to a motel that I had found beforehand. I went in and asked for a room, put down my card and... declined. <><><>NOROOM<><><>. The guy at the desk tried it three times and it wouldn't go through. We tried it at another motel next door and it wouldn't go through. It was a nightmare come to life.

(The card was working at other businesses before and after this, but the magnetic strip is wearing out and apparently motels have especially sensitive card readers. Who knew?)

Anyway, I had to tell this smoking hot chick that I didn't have a room for us to go back to. So off she went. I tried to make a joke of it, and she was pretty cool about it all, so maybe I'll see her again and maybe I won't. I'm not counting on it.

Anyway, I'm glad I got as close as I did. There's a Gatorade commercial with the tagline Let failure be your fuel. I'm going to try even harder to get more girls who are even hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202812)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Galvanic international law enforcement agency idiot

You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: doobsian lodge coffee pot

Cq

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: aggressive odious dysfunction

Only one that I regularly use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202821)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Comical death wish

and it didn't dawn on you that now would be a good time to use one of the other ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202826)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: Galvanic international law enforcement agency idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202829)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: aggressive odious dysfunction

I don't keep any money in the other account. I don't believe in credit cards and only have debit cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202834)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: Irate tan roast beef

this is just getting dumber and weirder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202838)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: Comical death wish



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Galvanic international law enforcement agency idiot



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:48 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:29 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:56 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:59 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:04 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:17 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:26 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2019 4:41 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: mentally impaired aqua public bath personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202850)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: crusty son of senegal kitchen

lot wtf, please keep this thread going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202880)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hideous School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life

Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM

Author: SomeOtherGhost

You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)

Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM

Author: 30-something sitting in a Pizza Hut reminiscing

I don't keep any money in the other account.

wut??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202884)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: White histrionic tattoo milk

(Unreal Tournament announcer voice)

M-M-M-MONSTERGOY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202901)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: crusty son of senegal kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202914)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: learning disabled razzle boiling water filthpig



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: Talented Parlour Mad Cow Disease



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Cream ticket booth giraffe

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203014)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: yellow crotch

omg

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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: sinister provocative persian base

Excellent slow play of the flame here, well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204160)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:11 PM
Author: Greedy laughsome den

Yeah well your beliefs just cost you 19 year old pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207187)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: Galvanic international law enforcement agency idiot

twist: no they didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207234)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: crusty son of senegal kitchen



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Electric Transparent Hell Foreskin



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:58 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: Mahogany outnumbered electric furnace karate



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: Electric Transparent Hell Foreskin

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: Comical death wish



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: wonderful ebony cumskin turdskin

lol we sound similar IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202862)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: Electric Transparent Hell Foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202871)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: sable hairy legs masturbator

I would love to confirm this, but you do not sound like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205131)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: wonderful ebony cumskin turdskin

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: passionate adulterous juggernaut stead

I hate you

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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:57 PM
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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: Angry mauve rehab

i'll always bump a vocaroo

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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: lake bawdyhouse digit ratio

holy shit

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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Irate tan roast beef

180000000.

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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:51 AM
Author: hairraiser locale kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203480)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: cyan rough-skinned pisswyrm box office

I'm giggling like aj in his boxer shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203489)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: titillating federal station reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205112)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: Irate tan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207177)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:51 AM
Author: umber house cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203762)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: Seedy Very Tactful Senate

*throws panties at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203869)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Electric Transparent Hell Foreskin

I'm listening to this vocaroo synced up with the suspiria theme and it's pretty good not gonna lie

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1z1JdVs3jfO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204000)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Seedy Very Tactful Senate

holy shit

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204088)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:05 AM
Author: bipolar area mad-dog skullcap

Spit my coffee out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204092)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: titillating federal station reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205107)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:15 PM
Author: cocky misunderstood party of the first part partner

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207202)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: Fragrant State Cuckold

please enlighten us how you met this girl (which app)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202878)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac school travel guidebook

Did the bar not card her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202883)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: wonderful ebony cumskin turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202885)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: aggressive odious dysfunction

It was a combination bar and restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202913)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: Electric Transparent Hell Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202922)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: Electric Transparent Hell Foreskin

holy shit just realized i'm in a johnsmeyer thread 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202888)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Galvanic international law enforcement agency idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202891)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: trip jet pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202893)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Irate tan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202900)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: crusty son of senegal kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202916)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Mahogany outnumbered electric furnace karate

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203289)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: learning disabled razzle boiling water filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203326)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: claret bat-shit-crazy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203862)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hideous School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life

haven't you told this story about your card getting declined at a hotel before?

also aren't you unmarried? why do you need to get a hotel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202889)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: aggressive odious dysfunction

This particular thing has never happened before. I'm not married but I was in a different place from where I live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202918)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hideous School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life

so where the fuck are you spending the night if you don't even have enough money for a hotel room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203058)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: aggressive odious dysfunction

I found a motel where the card worked. But the girl had to leave for work. We had like a 30 minute window to get a fuck in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203164)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: Irate tan roast beef

too bad you missed out on those sweet, sweet bags of sand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203169)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: Galvanic international law enforcement agency idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203178)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: learning disabled razzle boiling water filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203328)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: Seedy Very Tactful Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203870)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:48 AM
Author: apoplectic stag film

Wait, she was going to work at 11PM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204148)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: passionate adulterous juggernaut stead

This is one of the stories he tells on dates with girls that he tells one of his stories to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202921)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Electric Transparent Hell Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202961)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 AM
Author: hyperactive snowy therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203410)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: titillating federal station reading party

MOTEL not hotel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205121)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: trip jet pit

thread title devastatingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202943)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac school travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202955)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: Irate tan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202958)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Electric Transparent Hell Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203092)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: yellow crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203133)



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Date: May 13th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: Irate tan roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38226777)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: bistre zombie-like national security agency hall

What Would Chad Do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203013)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Electric Transparent Hell Foreskin

He was being chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203047)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: aromatic azure ratface

Simultaneously the gayest and best thread of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203053)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Electric Transparent Hell Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203088)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: deranged dilemma boistinker

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203062)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hideous School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life

doesn't this guy claim to be some hedge fund/PE baller?

and yet he only has a fucking debit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203067)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: Flatulent pearly theater stage

I think he claims that his dad or uncle is a PE guy. 30 something went to law school and is now an “entrepreneur” - probably why he was getting “motel” rooms in proletown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203438)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant Hideous School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life

no he claims he has his own PE fund and he went to some TTTTTT law school because he wanted to learn "how to run his deals" better or some bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203471)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: Galvanic international law enforcement agency idiot

it's the biggest fund in tulsa, you faggot cunt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203490)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: Flatulent pearly theater stage

Might be doing a search fund. Would like to hear more about this actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203496)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: Angry mauve rehab

none of this make any sense. they can manually type in the number bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203150)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Curious abode water buffalo

I literally stopped reading after “a few hours.” You said you drove a few hours for a date without any explanation like this is normal behavior.

What the fuck is wrong with you lmao? OF COURSE your date was bad! You’re the guy that thought driving a few hours for a date made sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203283)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:05 AM
Author: wonderful ebony cumskin turdskin

his date was 180 until his credit card was declined

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203320)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: cyan rough-skinned pisswyrm box office

I thought it was a debit card

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203492)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:32 PM
Author: silver razzle-dazzle market mother

can't count your debits without your credits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205181)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: Electric Transparent Hell Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38206746)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:31 AM
Author: pungent flirting hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203816)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: purple quadroon really tough guy

OP is easily the best poaster on XO in 2019

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203286)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: claret bat-shit-crazy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203863)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Carmine excitant friendly grandma

great thread without even a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203447)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:22 AM
Author: amber set

Didn't you claim to go to Harvard College?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203717)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:55 AM
Author: concupiscible principal's office famous landscape painting

"umm... Wanna put this on your card?.. I'll Venmo you..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203771)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:08 AM
Author: Galvanic international law enforcement agency idiot

doesn't believe in (((venmo))).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203787)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:44 AM
Author: slate floppy theatre

You’re such a pathetic, bald old faggot. You now have to drive hours to find SA hookers that will see you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203879)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204009)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: vigorous plum whorehouse

CRRRRRR

have had them do this when the chip in my Amex went bad. Lol at OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204108)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: Mahogany outnumbered electric furnace karate

johnsy overcooked this one, but tbf it was probably intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204228)



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Date: May 16th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hideous School Cafeteria Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38245272)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Brass piazza

Things that didn't happen for $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204142)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Stirring Genital Piercing

Content creation: this is how it's done boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205151)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: cyan rough-skinned pisswyrm box office

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207193)