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Brutally selfpwned this evening bros.

My haters will get some joy from this story, but I'll poast ...
yellow razzle-dazzle black woman
  05/07/19
You only have one credit card?
Vermilion coiffed milk theater stage
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Cq
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Only one that I regularly use.
yellow razzle-dazzle black woman
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and it didn't dawn on you that now would be a good time to u...
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Vermilion coiffed milk theater stage
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I don't keep any money in the other account. I don't believ...
yellow razzle-dazzle black woman
  05/07/19
this is just getting dumber and weirder.
umber reading party
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dumb
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lot wtf, please keep this thread going
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM Author: SomeOtherGhost You ...
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(Unreal Tournament announcer voice) M-M-M-MONSTERGOY
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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  05/07/19
omg
bearded iridescent center
  05/07/19
Excellent slow play of the flame here, well done.
godawful queen of the night house
  05/08/19
Yeah well your beliefs just cost you 19 year old pussy
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  05/08/19
twist: no they didn't.
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hairless toaster field
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lol we sound similar IRL
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180
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I would love to confirm this, but you do not sound like that...
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flame
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I hate you
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i'll always bump a vocaroo
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holy shit
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180000000.
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please enlighten us how you met this girl (which app)
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Did the bar not card her?
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It was a combination bar and restaurant.
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holy shit just realized i'm in a johnsmeyer thread 180
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haven't you told this story about your card getting declined...
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This particular thing has never happened before. I'm not ma...
yellow razzle-dazzle black woman
  05/07/19
so where the fuck are you spending the night if you don't ev...
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I found a motel where the card worked. But the girl had to...
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too bad you missed out on those sweet, sweet bags of sand.
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This is one of the stories he tells on dates with girls that...
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MOTEL not hotel
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I think he claims that his dad or uncle is a PE guy. 30 some...
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his date was 180 until his credit card was declined
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I thought it was a debit card
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can't count your debits without your credits
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle black woman

My haters will get some joy from this story, but I'll poast it anyway.

Had a date in a city a few hours away with an extremely hot girl. Tall, skinny 19 year old redhead. Met her at a bar. We hit it off well. I told some of my stories that I tell on dates, but she seemed especially enamored of them. We started making out at the bar. I told her I was probably going to stay in her city this evening and asked if she wanted to hang out at my motel room. She said yes.

So we drove a mile to a motel that I had found beforehand. I went in and asked for a room, put down my card and... declined. <><><>NOROOM<><><>. The guy at the desk tried it three times and it wouldn't go through. We tried it at another motel next door and it wouldn't go through. It was a nightmare come to life.

(The card was working at other businesses before and after this, but the magnetic strip is wearing out and apparently motels have especially sensitive card readers. Who knew?)

Anyway, I had to tell this smoking hot chick that I didn't have a room for us to go back to. So off she went. I tried to make a joke of it, and she was pretty cool about it all, so maybe I'll see her again and maybe I won't. I'm not counting on it.

Anyway, I'm glad I got as close as I did. There's a Gatorade commercial with the tagline Let failure be your fuel. I'm going to try even harder to get more girls who are even hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202812)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Vermilion coiffed milk theater stage

You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: vigorous garrison stock car

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202820)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle black woman

Only one that I regularly use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202821)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: hairless toaster field

and it didn't dawn on you that now would be a good time to use one of the other ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202826)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: Vermilion coiffed milk theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202829)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle black woman

I don't keep any money in the other account. I don't believe in credit cards and only have debit cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202834)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: umber reading party

this is just getting dumber and weirder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202838)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: hairless toaster field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202839)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Vermilion coiffed milk theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202858)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: lake forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202865)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Floppy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202890)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: racy alcoholic community account boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202892)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: lavender pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202897)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: laughsome hot market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203045)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: bearded iridescent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203120)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic Lemon Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203273)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:59 PM
Author: milky boyish marketing idea travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203296)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: Thriller locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203316)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:57 AM
Author: Red frisky deer antler location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204083)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:08 AM
Author: Poppy athletic conference people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204098)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:17 PM
Author: Dun swashbuckling base telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205085)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: galvanic cowardly main people abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205120)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: Brass brunch mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205149)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: snowy excitant menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38206572)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible confused private investor ratface

dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202850)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: sepia arrogant orchestra pit codepig

lot wtf, please keep this thread going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202880)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: Misunderstood institution

Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM

Author: SomeOtherGhost

You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)

Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM

Author: 30-something sitting in a Pizza Hut reminiscing

I don't keep any money in the other account.

wut??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202884)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Effete rambunctious stage

(Unreal Tournament announcer voice)

M-M-M-MONSTERGOY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202901)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: sepia arrogant orchestra pit codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202914)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: Thriller locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203318)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203457)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: crimson turdskin kitty cat

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203014)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: bearded iridescent center

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203125)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: godawful queen of the night house

Excellent slow play of the flame here, well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204160)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:11 PM
Author: Carnelian sanctuary multi-billionaire

Yeah well your beliefs just cost you 19 year old pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207187)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: Vermilion coiffed milk theater stage

twist: no they didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207234)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: sepia arrogant orchestra pit codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202856)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: racy alcoholic community account boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202860)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:58 PM
Author: Floppy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202953)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic Lemon Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203277)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: racy alcoholic community account boistinker

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uCRAjIhqOi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202849)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: hairless toaster field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202853)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Corner Regret

lol we sound similar IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202862)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: racy alcoholic community account boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202871)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: galvanic cowardly main people abode

I would love to confirm this, but you do not sound like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205131)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Corner Regret

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205155)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Meetinghouse Legend

I hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202902)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: comical state headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202948)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: Big Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203044)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: Blue cerebral hospital

i'll always bump a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203154)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Ultramarine twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203314)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: Exciting topaz gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203166)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: Scarlet disturbing cumskin newt

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203181)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: umber reading party

180000000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203212)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Apoplectic Lemon Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203285)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:00 AM
Author: milky boyish marketing idea travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203301)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:25 AM
Author: Wild Bistre Rehab Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203402)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:44 AM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203460)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:51 AM
Author: Emerald Nudist Parlour Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203480)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: Maroon theatre idea he suggested

I'm giggling like aj in his boxer shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203489)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: Dun swashbuckling base telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205112)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: umber reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207177)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:51 AM
Author: pale pungent whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203762)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: cocky talking station puppy

*throws panties at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203869)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: racy alcoholic community account boistinker

I'm listening to this vocaroo synced up with the suspiria theme and it's pretty good not gonna lie

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1z1JdVs3jfO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204000)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: cocky talking station puppy

holy shit

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204088)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:05 AM
Author: Bronze stag film nibblets

Spit my coffee out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204092)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Dun swashbuckling base telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205107)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:15 PM
Author: buff area cuckoldry

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207202)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: Zombie-like messiness

please enlighten us how you met this girl (which app)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202878)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: lake forum

Did the bar not card her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202883)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Corner Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202885)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle black woman

It was a combination bar and restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202913)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: racy alcoholic community account boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202922)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: racy alcoholic community account boistinker

holy shit just realized i'm in a johnsmeyer thread 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202888)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Vermilion coiffed milk theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202891)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Floppy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202893)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: umber reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202900)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: sepia arrogant orchestra pit codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202916)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic Lemon Gaping

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203289)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Thriller locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203326)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: tripping geriatric address karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203862)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood institution

haven't you told this story about your card getting declined at a hotel before?

also aren't you unmarried? why do you need to get a hotel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202889)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle black woman

This particular thing has never happened before. I'm not married but I was in a different place from where I live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202918)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood institution

so where the fuck are you spending the night if you don't even have enough money for a hotel room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203058)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: yellow razzle-dazzle black woman

I found a motel where the card worked. But the girl had to leave for work. We had like a 30 minute window to get a fuck in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203164)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: umber reading party

too bad you missed out on those sweet, sweet bags of sand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203169)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: Vermilion coiffed milk theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203178)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: Thriller locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203328)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: cocky talking station puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203870)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:48 AM
Author: Wonderful garnet dilemma goyim

Wait, she was going to work at 11PM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204148)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Meetinghouse Legend

This is one of the stories he tells on dates with girls that he tells one of his stories to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202921)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: racy alcoholic community account boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202961)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203410)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: Dun swashbuckling base telephone

MOTEL not hotel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205121)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: Floppy Stead

thread title devastatingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202943)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:58 PM
Author: lake forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202955)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: umber reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202958)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: racy alcoholic community account boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203092)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: bearded iridescent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203133)



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Date: May 13th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: umber reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38226777)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Odious famous landscape painting

What Would Chad Do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203013)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: racy alcoholic community account boistinker

He was being chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203047)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: laughsome hot market

Simultaneously the gayest and best thread of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203053)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: racy alcoholic community account boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203088)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive Curious Parlor Tank

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203062)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: Misunderstood institution

doesn't this guy claim to be some hedge fund/PE baller?

and yet he only has a fucking debit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203067)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: Bespoke university

I think he claims that his dad or uncle is a PE guy. 30 something went to law school and is now an “entrepreneur” - probably why he was getting “motel” rooms in proletown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203438)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:49 AM
Author: Misunderstood institution

no he claims he has his own PE fund and he went to some TTTTTT law school because he wanted to learn "how to run his deals" better or some bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203471)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: Vermilion coiffed milk theater stage

it's the biggest fund in tulsa, you faggot cunt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203490)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: Bespoke university

Might be doing a search fund. Would like to hear more about this actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203496)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: Blue cerebral hospital

none of this make any sense. they can manually type in the number bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203150)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Anal dull party of the first part trailer park

I literally stopped reading after “a few hours.” You said you drove a few hours for a date without any explanation like this is normal behavior.

What the fuck is wrong with you lmao? OF COURSE your date was bad! You’re the guy that thought driving a few hours for a date made sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203283)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Corner Regret

his date was 180 until his credit card was declined

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203320)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: Maroon theatre idea he suggested

I thought it was a debit card

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203492)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:32 PM
Author: medicated magenta fat ankles

can't count your debits without your credits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205181)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: racy alcoholic community account boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38206746)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:31 AM
Author: razzle azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203816)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Ruddy glittery site pocket flask

OP is easily the best poaster on XO in 2019

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203286)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: tripping geriatric address karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203863)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Flirting Multi-colored Den

great thread without even a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203447)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:22 AM
Author: autistic office persian

Didn't you claim to go to Harvard College?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203717)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:55 AM
Author: Azure point volcanic crater

"umm... Wanna put this on your card?.. I'll Venmo you..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203771)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:08 AM
Author: Vermilion coiffed milk theater stage

doesn't believe in (((venmo))).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203787)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:44 AM
Author: Cream arousing fortuitous meteor

You’re such a pathetic, bald old faggot. You now have to drive hours to find SA hookers that will see you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203879)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: trip really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204009)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Flesh Set Mad-dog Skullcap

CRRRRRR

have had them do this when the chip in my Amex went bad. Lol at OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204108)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: Apoplectic Lemon Gaping

johnsy overcooked this one, but tbf it was probably intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204228)



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Date: May 16th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: Misunderstood institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38245272)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Poppy athletic conference people who are hurt

Things that didn't happen for $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204142)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: startled brethren

Content creation: this is how it's done boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205151)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: Maroon theatre idea he suggested

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207193)