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Brutally selfpwned this evening bros.

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Vibrant drunken dopamine legend
  05/07/19
You only have one credit card?
Stirring Keepsake Machete Corner
  05/07/19
Cq
Mewling trip point
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Only one that I regularly use.
Vibrant drunken dopamine legend
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and it didn't dawn on you that now would be a good time to u...
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Stirring Keepsake Machete Corner
  05/07/19
I don't keep any money in the other account. I don't believ...
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this is just getting dumber and weirder.
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Excellent slow play of the flame here, well done.
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Yeah well your beliefs just cost you 19 year old pussy
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twist: no they didn't.
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lol we sound similar IRL
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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: Vibrant drunken dopamine legend

My haters will get some joy from this story, but I'll poast it anyway.

Had a date in a city a few hours away with an extremely hot girl. Tall, skinny 19 year old redhead. Met her at a bar. We hit it off well. I told some of my stories that I tell on dates, but she seemed especially enamored of them. We started making out at the bar. I told her I was probably going to stay in her city this evening and asked if she wanted to hang out at my motel room. She said yes.

So we drove a mile to a motel that I had found beforehand. I went in and asked for a room, put down my card and... declined. <><><>NOROOM<><><>. The guy at the desk tried it three times and it wouldn't go through. We tried it at another motel next door and it wouldn't go through. It was a nightmare come to life.

(The card was working at other businesses before and after this, but the magnetic strip is wearing out and apparently motels have especially sensitive card readers. Who knew?)

Anyway, I had to tell this smoking hot chick that I didn't have a room for us to go back to. So off she went. I tried to make a joke of it, and she was pretty cool about it all, so maybe I'll see her again and maybe I won't. I'm not counting on it.

Anyway, I'm glad I got as close as I did. There's a Gatorade commercial with the tagline Let failure be your fuel. I'm going to try even harder to get more girls who are even hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202812)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM
Author: Stirring Keepsake Machete Corner

You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Mewling trip point

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202820)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Vibrant drunken dopamine legend

Only one that I regularly use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202821)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: ivory maniacal home

and it didn't dawn on you that now would be a good time to use one of the other ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202826)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: Stirring Keepsake Machete Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202829)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Vibrant drunken dopamine legend

I don't keep any money in the other account. I don't believe in credit cards and only have debit cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202834)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: autistic indian lodge jap

this is just getting dumber and weirder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202838)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:39 PM
Author: ivory maniacal home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202839)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: Stirring Keepsake Machete Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202858)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: boyish mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202865)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: demanding lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202890)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: mischievous field cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202892)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: abnormal aqua address son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202897)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: rough-skinned misunderstood water buffalo stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203045)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:29 PM
Author: coiffed aphrodisiac orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203120)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: Irradiated Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203273)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:59 PM
Author: Pearly library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203296)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: Lascivious green property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203316)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:57 AM
Author: Ruddy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204083)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:08 AM
Author: supple therapy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204098)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Magical Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205085)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: talented saffron location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205120)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:26 PM
Author: Arousing organic girlfriend azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205149)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: Chartreuse Big Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38206572)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: motley dog poop

dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202850)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: jade kitty cat

lot wtf, please keep this thread going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202880)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: Fluffy Black Woman Sanctuary

Date: May 7th, 2019 10:34 PM

Author: SomeOtherGhost

You only have one credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202816)

Date: May 7th, 2019 10:38 PM

Author: 30-something sitting in a Pizza Hut reminiscing

I don't keep any money in the other account.

wut??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202884)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged bossy roommate

(Unreal Tournament announcer voice)

M-M-M-MONSTERGOY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202901)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: jade kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202914)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: Lascivious green property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203318)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:43 AM
Author: Honey-headed Bonkers Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203457)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: godawful citrine striped hyena

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203014)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: coiffed aphrodisiac orchestra pit

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203125)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: stimulating splenetic university sandwich

Excellent slow play of the flame here, well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204160)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:11 PM
Author: bistre razzle feces volcanic crater

Yeah well your beliefs just cost you 19 year old pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207187)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: Stirring Keepsake Machete Corner

twist: no they didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207234)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: jade kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202856)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: mischievous field cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202860)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:58 PM
Author: demanding lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202953)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:56 PM
Author: Irradiated Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203277)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: mischievous field cuckold

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0uCRAjIhqOi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202849)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:41 PM
Author: ivory maniacal home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202853)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:42 PM
Author: chest-beating vivacious mental disorder theater stage

lol we sound similar IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202862)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: mischievous field cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202871)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:23 PM
Author: talented saffron location

I would love to confirm this, but you do not sound like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205131)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: chest-beating vivacious mental disorder theater stage

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205155)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: territorial translucent abode french chef

I hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202902)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:57 PM
Author: Chrome very tactful box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202948)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:16 PM
Author: tantric flickering liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203044)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: Judgmental Milky Center Codepig

i'll always bump a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203154)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Misanthropic thriller rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203314)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: Filthy Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203166)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: Vengeful round eye

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203181)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: autistic indian lodge jap

180000000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203212)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Irradiated Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203285)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:00 AM
Author: Pearly library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203301)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:25 AM
Author: Idiotic new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203402)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:44 AM
Author: Honey-headed Bonkers Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203460)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:51 AM
Author: Exciting naked famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203480)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:55 AM
Author: Hairraiser soggy church corn cake

I'm giggling like aj in his boxer shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203489)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Magical Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205112)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: autistic indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207177)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:51 AM
Author: Medicated Weed Whacker Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203762)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: impertinent comical skinny woman

*throws panties at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203869)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: mischievous field cuckold

I'm listening to this vocaroo synced up with the suspiria theme and it's pretty good not gonna lie

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1z1JdVs3jfO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204000)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: impertinent comical skinny woman

holy shit

<3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204088)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring gaming laptop

Spit my coffee out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204092)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Magical Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205107)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed locus clown

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207202)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:44 PM
Author: zippy fear-inspiring affirmative action

please enlighten us how you met this girl (which app)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202878)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: boyish mood

Did the bar not card her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202883)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:45 PM
Author: chest-beating vivacious mental disorder theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202885)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: Vibrant drunken dopamine legend

It was a combination bar and restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202913)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: mischievous field cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202922)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:46 PM
Author: mischievous field cuckold

holy shit just realized i'm in a johnsmeyer thread 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202888)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Stirring Keepsake Machete Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202891)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: demanding lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202893)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: autistic indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202900)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: jade kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202916)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Irradiated Hell

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203289)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Lascivious green property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203326)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: crawly jet legal warrant sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203862)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Fluffy Black Woman Sanctuary

haven't you told this story about your card getting declined at a hotel before?

also aren't you unmarried? why do you need to get a hotel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202889)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: Vibrant drunken dopamine legend

This particular thing has never happened before. I'm not married but I was in a different place from where I live.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202918)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: Fluffy Black Woman Sanctuary

so where the fuck are you spending the night if you don't even have enough money for a hotel room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203058)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: Vibrant drunken dopamine legend

I found a motel where the card worked. But the girl had to leave for work. We had like a 30 minute window to get a fuck in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203164)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:35 PM
Author: autistic indian lodge jap

too bad you missed out on those sweet, sweet bags of sand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203169)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:37 PM
Author: Stirring Keepsake Machete Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203178)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: Lascivious green property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203328)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:24 AM
Author: impertinent comical skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203870)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:48 AM
Author: Navy plaza

Wait, she was going to work at 11PM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204148)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:52 PM
Author: territorial translucent abode french chef

This is one of the stories he tells on dates with girls that he tells one of his stories to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202921)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: mischievous field cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202961)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 AM
Author: poppy piazza twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203410)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Magical Spot

MOTEL not hotel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205121)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: demanding lodge

thread title devastatingly accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202943)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:58 PM
Author: boyish mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202955)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 10:59 PM
Author: autistic indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38202958)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: mischievous field cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203092)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: coiffed aphrodisiac orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203133)



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Date: May 13th, 2019 1:20 AM
Author: autistic indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38226777)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:10 PM
Author: Cerise knife degenerate

What Would Chad Do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203013)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: mischievous field cuckold

He was being chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203047)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: rough-skinned misunderstood water buffalo stag film

Simultaneously the gayest and best thread of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203053)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: mischievous field cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203088)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:19 PM
Author: overrated slate ladyboy

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203062)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:20 PM
Author: Fluffy Black Woman Sanctuary

doesn't this guy claim to be some hedge fund/PE baller?

and yet he only has a fucking debit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203067)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: obsidian gunner puppy

I think he claims that his dad or uncle is a PE guy. 30 something went to law school and is now an “entrepreneur” - probably why he was getting “motel” rooms in proletown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203438)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:49 AM
Author: Fluffy Black Woman Sanctuary

no he claims he has his own PE fund and he went to some TTTTTT law school because he wanted to learn "how to run his deals" better or some bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203471)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:56 AM
Author: Stirring Keepsake Machete Corner

it's the biggest fund in tulsa, you faggot cunt!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203490)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: obsidian gunner puppy

Might be doing a search fund. Would like to hear more about this actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203496)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: Judgmental Milky Center Codepig

none of this make any sense. they can manually type in the number bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203150)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: Disrespectful space

I literally stopped reading after “a few hours.” You said you drove a few hours for a date without any explanation like this is normal behavior.

What the fuck is wrong with you lmao? OF COURSE your date was bad! You’re the guy that thought driving a few hours for a date made sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203283)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:05 AM
Author: chest-beating vivacious mental disorder theater stage

his date was 180 until his credit card was declined

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203320)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser soggy church corn cake

I thought it was a debit card

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203492)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:32 PM
Author: passionate bearded psychic

can't count your debits without your credits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205181)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: mischievous field cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38206746)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:31 AM
Author: Submissive crusty hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203816)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 11:57 PM
Author: purple bateful whorehouse wrinkle

OP is easily the best poaster on XO in 2019

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203286)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:13 AM
Author: crawly jet legal warrant sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203863)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Claret dashing school cafeteria

great thread without even a single pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203447)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:22 AM
Author: Histrionic house

Didn't you claim to go to Harvard College?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203717)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 2:55 AM
Author: Cracking Indirect Expression Hospital

"umm... Wanna put this on your card?.. I'll Venmo you..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203771)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:08 AM
Author: Stirring Keepsake Machete Corner

doesn't believe in (((venmo))).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203787)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 5:44 AM
Author: tan selfie

You’re such a pathetic, bald old faggot. You now have to drive hours to find SA hookers that will see you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38203879)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: glassy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204009)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: aromatic tattoo den

CRRRRRR

have had them do this when the chip in my Amex went bad. Lol at OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204108)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 9:30 AM
Author: Irradiated Hell

johnsy overcooked this one, but tbf it was probably intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204228)



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Date: May 16th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: Fluffy Black Woman Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38245272)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: supple therapy nursing home

Things that didn't happen for $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38204142)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 12:27 PM
Author: spruce institution

Content creation: this is how it's done boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38205151)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 7:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser soggy church corn cake

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4257103&forum_id=2#38207193)