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The new Aladdin is an SJW trainwreck (spoilers inside)

JFC it's worse than I thought it'd be. Some highlights: Y...
Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker
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Also odd thing is they would consider a white male as a pote...
concupiscible internet-worthy theatre azn
  05/30/19
Also odd they'd put a Jewish looking woman in the film as Ja...
Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker
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(((how odd)))
Drab Appetizing Lodge Wagecucks
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tbf the actress is iranian
titillating fuchsia lay
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Jfc
opaque jewess
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who cares if you let your children watch any of this garb...
plum heady set
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multi-colored piazza organic girlfriend
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homeschooling looks better by the day tbh
plum heady set
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anything else is straight up child abuse.
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nighttime underhanded library
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None of this is surprising. Almost everything out of Hollywo...
Chocolate garrison pisswyrm
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Cr. I hate the attempt to insert SJW politics into every si...
opaque jewess
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it's also so over the top, like what they apparently did wit...
Puce indian lodge
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Well I think this is "Fearless Girl" syndrome. So...
opaque jewess
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You want to kick back and watch The Quiet Man for a little w...
Kink-friendly Beta Voyeur Kitchen
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I swear to god, some of you morons should be on an FBI watch...
Dark masturbator
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TBF, didn't Jasmine figure it out pretty quickly in the orig...
Mewling demanding brethren hospital
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In this movie Aladdin specifically asks Genie "won't th...
Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker
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lol
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Floppy Violent Mother
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Lol
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No. She didnt know until Jafar exposed him.
Floppy Violent Mother
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She knew he was the same guy. But Aladdin told her he was a ...
Mewling demanding brethren hospital
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This is how it plays out in this film, except for the fact t...
Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker
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Surprised not more Muslim backlash making quasi leader of Is...
concupiscible internet-worthy theatre azn
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Seems culturally insensitive
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Another funny observation: after all the ado about accurate ...
Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker
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They did have a lot of African slaves. Needed more white ch...
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Floppy Violent Mother
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The Arabs had a ton of African slaves, so this makes sense
Floppy Violent Mother
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Not "tons" and they were mostly castrated males.
crusty salmon crackhouse legend
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nonetheless todays arabs have a good chunk of nig dna
Twinkling headpube
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they were probably bone-in-nose midnight bros, not Cam Newto...
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A lot were Ethiopian and Nubian Christians, but they wouldn'...
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I stayed at planet hollywood in las vegas like 10 years ago ...
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We'll appreciate your vote for TRUMP in 2020, tyia!
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i know this poster & sad this isn't a flame post
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Racist.
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oh no, not the R word!
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pretty sure Nazis aren’t Disney’s target market....
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"we"
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I'm black. No kids, saw this on a date. She loved the mov...
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(Cultural appropriation supporter)
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WE
Orchid circlehead immigrant
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lol, yeah, War Machine is clearly a Nazi. The first black N...
opaque jewess
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even the yids are begging to join!
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Hey now, the yids beat War Machine. We've had Jewish Nazis ...
opaque jewess
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Lol Paulie. So sad.
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you're retarded and 5 feet tall
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(former PR poaster, Prateek73)
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“We”
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such anathema to we
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Floppy Violent Mother
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it's racist for you to attack an actual black guy
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I was talking to Arab girl at work and she was upset that it...
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lol
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Board parentmo idiots like Dupa are RACING to the theater to...
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jfc. dupa - is this true.
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do any kids actually like this live action crap? kids like ...
provocative resort dysfunction
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My kids have zero interest in the remakes. They’re eag...
Mewling demanding brethren hospital
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I'm sure Bonnie will take her first BBC in that one
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now little girls will have the chance to grow up and be anyt...
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How Diamond hard does this make Obeezy?
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It’s almost like xo is not the target market for this ...
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Xo “adults” fuming about a movie made for 7 year...
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"If you're not 7, you can't criticize the movie!"
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I never got the impression while watching that this was a ki...
Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker
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Well, that's unfortunate. I wasn't getting that vibe from t...
scarlet school
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You're also the biggest kike hollywood bootlicker on this bo...
wonderful field selfie
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I doubt that's true; the last Marvel movie I saw was the Sam...
scarlet school
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LOL, who is this guy?
pungent french spot
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(childless 40 yo male confused why grown-ups would be intere...
plum heady set
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Almost everything OP described happened in the original or i...
scarlet school
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your kids absorb everything
plum heady set
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The idea that some plotline tweak in Aladdin would have any ...
scarlet school
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lol at how quickly you shift from "adults fuming about ...
provocative resort dysfunction
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wonderful field selfie
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The genie wasn’t trying to become human, have sex with...
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stfu you dumb queer
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plum heady set
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What disingenuous drivel. This is the most tired argument em...
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wait I meant to say this was a great post. I will leave the...
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wonderful field selfie
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180
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bingo
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wonderful field selfie
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OP didn't describe anything like overt leftist propaganda. I...
scarlet school
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do you think the most effective propaganda is "overt&qu...
plum heady set
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I don't believe what the OP described to be any type of prop...
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bipolar amethyst box office
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you should prob just walk away from this one
provocative resort dysfunction
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First, your argument about the original movie is a non-sequi...
Effete Carmine Coffee Pot Market
  05/30/19
Get this man a record deal
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absolutely devastating
Puce indian lodge
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Well, I think you're off the fucking deep end on this one bu...
scarlet school
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So, all you have is your non-falsifiable opinion, which is c...
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Floppy Violent Mother
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The facts, as you presented them, don't seem to amount to ve...
scarlet school
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let me summarize: you are done here
Orchid circlehead immigrant
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typical UMC lib whitesplaining a movie he hasn't even seen t...
plum heady set
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fuck me
scarlet school
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Anna 100% needed Kristof to succeed; without whom she'd have...
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Don't get me wrong. I love Frozen. It's a really great kid's...
Effete Carmine Coffee Pot Market
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Really bizarre flame you’re running here. Nicely done...
scarlet school
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devastating
Floppy Violent Mother
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competent women in a movie = propaganda? either you're psyc...
Dark masturbator
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You weak-man my argument to the point where it makes no sens...
Effete Carmine Coffee Pot Market
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I’m pretty sure this new pumo is a flame account or ar...
Ivory ceo
  05/30/19
There was a scene in the latest Wreck it Ralph where the gir...
Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker
  05/30/19
180, sir
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Maleficent was from sleeping beauty... otherwise, have at it...
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scholarship
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Floppy Violent Mother
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tbf, the Angry Birds movie was pretty strongly anti-immigran...
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To the best of my knowledge, Angry Birds was not a Disney mo...
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Ivory ceo
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we have kids you fucking dumbass
provocative resort dysfunction
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It’s made for adults who have fond memories of Aladdin...
concupiscible internet-worthy theatre azn
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It’s 90 percent driven by global box office. 10 perce...
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chinks want to see girl-power fantasies?
crusty salmon crackhouse legend
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Yeah, I dont watch Yankee made movies anymore. They are Sovi...
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>Jasmine has two soliloquies in the middle of scenes were...
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It was ridiculous because she her "voicelessness" ...
Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker
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"Thud Butt" is misogynist flame
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wonderful field selfie
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it's an affront to islam
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Your own fault for watching this crap or letting your family...
Supple Greedy International Law Enforcement Agency Gay Wizard
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Saw it on a date.
Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker
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Lol jfc
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His name?
Ivory ceo
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Orchid circlehead immigrant
  05/30/19
thread is over now
green curious locus rigpig
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Russian girl actually.
Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker
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*facepalm*
opaque jewess
  05/30/19
?
Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker
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Russians of all people should know better.
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Aggressive site mexican
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I'm shocked!
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Saw this very high and in imax 3d. Made it fun
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Mewling demanding brethren hospital
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opaque jewess
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ITT: what the third world looks, sounds, and feels like
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Ultramarine Property
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None of these objections seem that bad compared to other rec...
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The point is that they don't serve the plot at all, and actu...
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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:02 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker

JFC it's worse than I thought it'd be. Some highlights:

You know how Aladdin becomes a prince and has to continually lie to Jasmine about who he is, creating the main source of dramatic tension in the film? In this movie Jasmine (the smartest person in the movie but we'll get to that later) figures it out in literally the first night she meets Prince Ali.

They make Genie an actual person in this movie. There's an entire sideplot about him falling in love with Jasmine's handmaid. No I'm not kidding.

Jasmine gets to be SULTAN in this version of the tale. GRRLPWR.

Jasmine has two soliloquies in the middle of scenes were she sings a song about how she won't be silenced. Can't make this stuff up.

And my favorite: the ONE white male in the entire film is a buffoon. He speaks with a ridiculous accent, is cartoonishly effete and does things like call Jasmine's tiger kitty and tries to pet it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312632)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:36 AM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy theatre azn

Also odd thing is they would consider a white male as a potential suitor. If anything he would be a slave or janissary forcibly converted and forced to be a crack soldier for the sultan. Highest station he could rise to would be advisor at most

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312765)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:41 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker

Also odd they'd put a Jewish looking woman in the film as Jasmine's neurotic sidekick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312786)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: Drab Appetizing Lodge Wagecucks

(((how odd)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312921)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:12 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia lay

tbf the actress is iranian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312944)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:06 AM
Author: opaque jewess

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312646)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:07 AM
Author: plum heady set

who cares

if you let your children watch any of this garbage you deserve what's coming to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312653)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:34 AM
Author: multi-colored piazza organic girlfriend



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:36 AM
Author: plum heady set

homeschooling looks better by the day tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312766)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: Twinkling headpube

anything else is straight up child abuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314309)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:45 AM
Author: Chest-beating stag film



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: peach razzle-dazzle stage



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Date: May 30th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: Copper tanning salon

Are you gonna show your kids the white lion king

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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:24 PM
Author: Aromatic ungodly community account state



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:30 PM
Author: Laughsome corner



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Date: May 30th, 2019 8:15 PM
Author: nighttime underhanded library



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:08 AM
Author: Chocolate garrison pisswyrm

None of this is surprising. Almost everything out of Hollywood now has to have some sort of women empowerment theme-- even if it does not fit. I find that, for modern movies, I can really only enjoy the ones that are almost all male-- something like Hell or High Water.

female empowerment is fine as an occasional theme I suppose, but it is in every movie now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312660)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:04 AM
Author: opaque jewess

Cr. I hate the attempt to insert SJW politics into every single film/show/video game. You can't play a new game without seeing some bit about some female british commando killing a bunch of SS soldiers with her bare hands or whatever bullshit they thought of today.

I would object less if at least they based them on real people (say, female snipers in the USSR) but they never do this because it violates some other shitlib agenda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312906)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: Puce indian lodge

it's also so over the top, like what they apparently did with Rey in the new Star Wars films.

i always found it odd that they felt they had to do that, because imo Leia in the original trilogy was probably the "strongest" and toughest character, even if she wasn't beating Darth Vader with a light saber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312917)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 1:19 PM
Author: opaque jewess

Well I think this is "Fearless Girl" syndrome. Society now encourages women to fight unwinnable battles but rigs those battles so the females always win. It would be like if the girl "bravely" stood in front of the bull but then a sniper shot it in the head.

Rey is a great example. She doesn't win because, like Luke, she struggled and studied and evolved to a point where she was a legitimate warrior, suffered terrible defeats, and learns from them. She wins with zero effort because ... girl power? In other words, the most important thing is being female. This, of course, does everyone a huge disservice.

I recently saw a little family with a little boy walking with a "girl power" t-shirt. This is the society we now live in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313791)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Beta Voyeur Kitchen

You want to kick back and watch The Quiet Man for a little while? Great movie. The entire movie is about how an American living in Ireland marries an incorrigible wife. He won't beat her or discipline her out of misplaced sense of honor.

In the movie's ending, John Wayne has an epiphany and literally kicks his wife down a dirt road for miles while the local Irish villagers cheer him on. The wife, finally satisfied with her husband's manliness and dominance, happily goes and makes John Wayne dinner.

That - was a good fucking movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314193)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:06 PM
Author: Dark masturbator

I swear to god, some of you morons should be on an FBI watchlist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314782)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:14 AM
Author: Mewling demanding brethren hospital

TBF, didn't Jasmine figure it out pretty quickly in the original? The "do you trust me" and the apple thing tipped her off. Is it more than that? I mean the wish just gave him fancy clothes. It didn't pull a Shallow Hal or anything. So I'd say this is the least egregious of the list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312678)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker

In this movie Aladdin specifically asks Genie "won't they know it's me?" and Genie tells him the Genie magic will disguise him.

He fools EVERYONE, even Jafar, who's had extended interactions with Aladdin and is looking for him because he has the lamp. He isn' tipped off at all. But Jasmine is apparently galaxy-brain in this universe and cracks the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312694)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:22 AM
Author: Mewling demanding brethren hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312710)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:27 AM
Author: Floppy Violent Mother



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: peach razzle-dazzle stage

Lol

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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:36 PM
Author: autistic topaz faggotry volcanic crater



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Date: May 30th, 2019 8:14 PM
Author: alcoholic jade university preventive strike



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:27 AM
Author: Floppy Violent Mother

No. She didnt know until Jafar exposed him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312725)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:41 AM
Author: Mewling demanding brethren hospital

She knew he was the same guy. But Aladdin told her he was a prince who had dressed as a commoner like she had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312787)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker

This is how it plays out in this film, except for the fact that Aladdin the commoner spends the better part of a day with Jasmine, shows her where he lives, tells her his life story, etc.

Then when she finds him out he goes "sike I'm really a prince who made up an elaborate story about being an orphan!" It makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312816)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:14 AM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy theatre azn

Surprised not more Muslim backlash making quasi leader of Islam a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312679)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: splenetic soul-stirring dilemma

Seems culturally insensitive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312692)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:20 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker

Another funny observation: after all the ado about accurate ethnic representation, a good quarter of the extras in this film set in medieval Arabia are African American. Not Africans, Cam Newton looking dudes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312703)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:32 AM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy theatre azn

They did have a lot of African slaves. Needed more white christian slaves to be accurate tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312742)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:34 AM
Author: Floppy Violent Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312751)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:34 AM
Author: Floppy Violent Mother

The Arabs had a ton of African slaves, so this makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312749)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:40 AM
Author: crusty salmon crackhouse legend

Not "tons" and they were mostly castrated males.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312778)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:51 PM
Author: Twinkling headpube

nonetheless todays arabs have a good chunk of nig dna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314333)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:01 AM
Author: Aggressive site mexican

they were probably bone-in-nose midnight bros, not Cam Newton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312894)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:38 PM
Author: green curious locus rigpig

A lot were Ethiopian and Nubian Christians, but they wouldn't have looked like African Americans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314271)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:24 AM
Author: provocative resort dysfunction

I stayed at planet hollywood in las vegas like 10 years ago and the shower faucet handle still had Aladdin engraved on it. kooky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312718)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Honey-headed boiling water house

We'll appreciate your vote for TRUMP in 2020, tyia!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312774)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:44 AM
Author: Electric laser beams french chef

i know this poster & sad this isn't a flame post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312801)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Honey-headed boiling water house

Racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312868)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 6:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned rehab kitty

oh no, not the R word!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315324)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:44 AM
Author: Marvelous trailer park

pretty sure Nazis aren’t Disney’s target market. this movie wasnt made for you. or your kids, who will likely turn out to be trash too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312797)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:45 AM
Author: Electric laser beams french chef

"we"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312804)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker

I'm black.

No kids, saw this on a date. She loved the movie.. She's a birdbrain though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312824)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:48 AM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy theatre azn

(Cultural appropriation supporter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312826)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Orchid circlehead immigrant

WE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312885)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: opaque jewess

lol, yeah, War Machine is clearly a Nazi. The first black Nazi. If that isn't progress I don't know what is!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312915)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Drab Appetizing Lodge Wagecucks

even the yids are begging to join!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312937)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: opaque jewess

Hey now, the yids beat War Machine. We've had Jewish Nazis on this board since it started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313796)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Ivory ceo

Lol Paulie. So sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312987)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Chrome slap-happy center yarmulke

you're retarded and 5 feet tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313000)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: provocative resort dysfunction

(former PR poaster, Prateek73)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313003)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: pungent french spot

“We”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313025)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:43 AM
Author: Burgundy bat shit crazy forum hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313029)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:01 AM
Author: white painfully honest scourge upon the earth institution

such anathema to we

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313091)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:10 AM
Author: wonderful field selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313117)



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Date: June 1st, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: magical partner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38324231)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Floppy Violent Mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314214)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 6:29 PM
Author: talking sable locale

it's racist for you to attack an actual black guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315403)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Orchid circlehead immigrant

I was talking to Arab girl at work and she was upset that it had all different middle eastern ethnicities combined randomly...lmfao at our multicultural society

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312870)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: opaque jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312932)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: Lake Offensive Place Of Business Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312916)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: Ultramarine Property

Board parentmo idiots like Dupa are RACING to the theater to shovel this filth down their kids’ throats. Sad case!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312918)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: Electric laser beams french chef

jfc. dupa - is this true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312923)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: provocative resort dysfunction

do any kids actually like this live action crap? kids like animation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312952)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:19 AM
Author: Mewling demanding brethren hospital

My kids have zero interest in the remakes. They’re eagerly awaiting Toy story 4 though. Hehe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312970)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:33 AM
Author: provocative resort dysfunction

I'm sure Bonnie will take her first BBC in that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313008)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:11 AM
Author: Trip cruise ship weed whacker

now little girls will have the chance to grow up and be anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312940)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Stirring jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314964)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Ultramarine Property

How Diamond hard does this make Obeezy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312957)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:17 AM
Author: Excitant poppy half-breed

It’s almost like xo is not the target market for this movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312963)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:19 AM
Author: Lake Offensive Place Of Business Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312968)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: Dark masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314792)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:24 AM
Author: scarlet school

Xo “adults” fuming about a movie made for 7 year olds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312978)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Trip cruise ship weed whacker

"If you're not 7, you can't criticize the movie!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38312981)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker

I never got the impression while watching that this was a kid's movies. It removed most of the humor than kids would get and replaced it with Avenger's style one liners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313019)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:49 AM
Author: scarlet school

Well, that's unfortunate. I wasn't getting that vibe from the preview. I do like kids movies to be just kids movies instead of having to try to make jokes for the adults every 5 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313056)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: wonderful field selfie

You're also the biggest kike hollywood bootlicker on this board, you embarrassing faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313023)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: scarlet school

I doubt that's true; the last Marvel movie I saw was the Sam Raimi Spiderman 2. The only reason you think that is because I said that the Last Jedi was better than any of the Lucas prequels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313046)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:51 AM
Author: pungent french spot

LOL, who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313063)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: plum heady set

(childless 40 yo male confused why grown-ups would be interested in propaganda aimed at children)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313067)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: scarlet school

Almost everything OP described happened in the original or is just a slight variant and Disney has always had "strong female leads." I have kids and can tell you that this kind of "propaganda" just bounces right off of them. They don't give a fuck if Jasmine or Jafar figures the thing out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313087)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: plum heady set

your kids absorb everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313105)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:12 AM
Author: scarlet school

The idea that some plotline tweak in Aladdin would have any lasting effect on my childrens' development is silly. I don't even know what the concern is? I would avoid having them see anything overtly political because that kind of shit isn't for kids but the idea that portraying Jasmine as smarter than she was in the original cartoon or that the Genie has a subplot about wanting to be human (and wasn't that in the original) will turn them into preadolescence shitlibs is nonsense to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313127)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 12:04 PM
Author: provocative resort dysfunction

lol at how quickly you shift from "adults fuming about a movie made for 7 year olds" to "oh it's only kinda sorta lib so what's the big deal". fuck off you jewish queerbag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313344)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 12:09 PM
Author: wonderful field selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313382)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 12:52 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy theatre azn

The genie wasn’t trying to become human, have sex with a human and have human kids. He was trying to be free. He was still a magical genie in Aladdin 2, he just could make his own decisions and wasn’t beholden to his masters bidding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313635)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:54 AM
Author: Tan Temple Multi-billionaire

stfu you dumb queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313072)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:14 AM
Author: plum heady set

great post tranny bathrooms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313137)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:13 AM
Author: Effete Carmine Coffee Pot Market

What disingenuous drivel. This is the most tired argument employed by SJWs, and it's so plainly dishonest that you should be ashamed of yourself.

Adults (regardless of their relationship to XO) have a significant interest in criticizing leftist propaganda aimed at children. The indoctrination of children has caused significant damage to our culture, and we should do everything we can to prevent future generations from suffering the same fate.

If the indoctrination went the other way, and children's media included overt messaging to support right-wing causes, leftists (and the normie sheeple who follow leftist media cues) would be incensed. Could you imagine the reaction to a hypothetical children's movie which subtly promoted pro-life themes, or themes of traditional gender roles? "Adult" libs would lose their minds.

Hell, "Adult" libs consistently lose their minds when children's media is entirely non-political. "Adult" libs lost their minds two years ago when the Oscars didn't feature "enough" people of color. "Adult" libs lost their minds during gamergate simply because videogames (largely aimed at children) didn't have "enough" representation of their favored identity groups.

In conclusion, fuck libs, and fuck you too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313134)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: plum heady set

wait I meant to say this was a great post. I will leave the other one up though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313162)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:21 AM
Author: wonderful field selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313170)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Orchid circlehead immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313166)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:20 AM
Author: Puce indian lodge

bingo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313167)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:21 AM
Author: wonderful field selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313169)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: scarlet school

OP didn't describe anything like overt leftist propaganda. It seemed to me that he forgot most of the original movie and that a lot of the "changes" he was pointing out were actually identical to or very similar to many of the plotpoints from the cartoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313199)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:35 AM
Author: plum heady set

do you think the most effective propaganda is "overt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313212)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: scarlet school

I don't believe what the OP described to be any type of propaganda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313230)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:42 AM
Author: Lake Offensive Place Of Business Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313262)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:41 PM
Author: bipolar amethyst box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38316563)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:37 AM
Author: provocative resort dysfunction

you should prob just walk away from this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313227)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 12:22 PM
Author: Effete Carmine Coffee Pot Market

First, your argument about the original movie is a non-sequitur to both your post and my response. The existence of leftist propaganda in the original movie does not diminish any argument regarding leftist propaganda in this modern movie.

Disney's propaganda during the early-mid nineties played a significant role in the perversion of our current culture. The "strong, empowered women" trope in 90's kids movies played a significant role in developing young millenial girls into the insufferable 30-year-old, childless, bitter shrews of today.

Second, it takes willful blindness to miss the overt feminist propoganda in all of Disney's recent movies aimed at children, teenagers, and young adults. They don't even try to hide it. The common thread between every single Disney property is their commitment to overt feminist (and leftist) propaganda:

Three out of four of the recent Star Wars movies (produced by Disney) featured a hyper-competent brunette woman protagonist. The fourth movie, "Solo: A Star Wars Story", featured a barely-competent Han Solo, who was assisted by a hyper-competent brunette woman, a robo-sexual black man, and a robot who caused a Marxist revolution of the robot working class.

The new face of Marvel (owned by Disney) is Captain Marvel, an aggressively female-supremacist superhero, played by an obnoxious identitarian activist. Over the course of the last several years, Marvel has gone out of their way to diminish their white male protagonists, and replace them with women, and people of color.

Disney's animation department has been releasing relentless leftist propoganda for years, as best exemplified by Frozen, a movie whose core message is that women do not need men to succeed, and should rely on other women instead.

Disney's re-imagining of "classic" movies includes the garbage Alladin movie that OP, who actually saw the movie, interpreted as SJW garbage. Other examples include "Beauty and the Beast", starring Emma Watson, the United Nations Goodwill ambassador behind the feminist "He for She" movement, and "Malificent", a re-imagining of the original Snow White villain as a self-empowered female protagonist who fights against patriarchal oppression.

It takes willful blindness to ignore the propaganda that Disney has been pushing for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313449)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 12:25 PM
Author: Orchid circlehead immigrant

Get this man a record deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313468)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: milky slimy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313500)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 12:33 PM
Author: Puce indian lodge

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313519)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: scarlet school

Well, I think you're off the fucking deep end on this one but that's just my opinion (to be fair, though, I haven't seen the star wars spin offs or any of the marvel stuff) I'm sure all the other free thinkers here at xo will agree with you though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313741)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:17 PM
Author: Effete Carmine Coffee Pot Market

So, all you have is your non-falsifiable opinion, which is completely impervious to opposing evidence, and a sarcastic retort which does not actually address the substance of any part of my argument.

You are the definition of a useful idiot.

As I said before, fuck libs, and fuck you too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314165)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:29 PM
Author: Floppy Violent Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314231)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:03 PM
Author: scarlet school

The facts, as you presented them, don't seem to amount to very much; really just that there are a lot of leading female characters in Disney movies? And your hypothesis that watching the Little Mermaid and other 90s disney cartoons turned 30 something women into angry shrews is just silly. Every traditional, married-with-kids woman I know grew up on that stuff.

Maybe there's something to it with the Marvel or Star Wars movies? I've barely seen any of that, though. I know the Lucas Star Wars got a little preachy and political(ish) at times (as if you need another reason to hate those movies) and I got some of that from The Last Jedi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314761)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:05 PM
Author: Orchid circlehead immigrant

let me summarize: you are done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314773)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: plum heady set

typical UMC lib whitesplaining a movie he hasn't even seen to an POC. Cannot handle an opinionated black man - my suggestion to "Coach" McGirk would be that he set aside his white fragility and white anger for just one minute and actually LISTEN. maybe - just maybe - he might learn something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314895)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:36 PM
Author: scarlet school

fuck me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314907)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Aggressive site mexican

Anna 100% needed Kristof to succeed; without whom she'd have been eaten by wolves and/or frozen to death almost immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314222)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 5:58 PM
Author: Effete Carmine Coffee Pot Market

Don't get me wrong. I love Frozen. It's a really great kid's movie, and if I had a daughter, I would love to watch it with her. Both Anna and Elsa are great female role models. But if I had a son, I am not sure I would want to expose him to this movie at a young age.

The supporting cast, including Kristof, are great. But make no mistake, Kristof is more comic relief than an indispensable male lead. Even though I recall the scene with the wolves, Kristof is nothing like the "knights in shining armor" of classic children's fiction.

But just because a movie is good doesn't mean that it isn't also propaganda. The most effective propaganda is also great art.

This scene from the ending really shows who wears the pants in the Anna/Kristof relationship. Disney goes out of their way to demonstrate that Anna doesn't need Kristof. She is a strong, independent woman, who doesn't need Kristof to fight on her behalf:

http://youtu.be/jwvIT1gIhGw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315286)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: scarlet school

Really bizarre flame you’re running here. Nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315677)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:29 PM
Author: Floppy Violent Mother

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314229)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Dark masturbator

competent women in a movie = propaganda? either you're psychotic or this is flame. i hope the other people agreeing with you are sockpuppets or also joking around. literally everything about your work in this subthread is moronic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314818)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:37 PM
Author: Effete Carmine Coffee Pot Market

You weak-man my argument to the point where it makes no sense, and then you attack your own misrepresentation of my argument. Good job bro.

My conclusion stands: Fuck libs, and fuck you too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314910)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: Ivory ceo

I’m pretty sure this new pumo is a flame account or arrow or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315634)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker

There was a scene in the latest Wreck it Ralph where the girl character played by Sarah Silverman ran into all of the Disney princesses, and the gag was that all the men were incompetent..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314893)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: razzle gaped prole

180, sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315087)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 7:39 PM
Author: Khaki native

Maleficent was from sleeping beauty... otherwise, have at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315756)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:40 AM
Author: milky slimy church

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313246)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Floppy Violent Mother



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:33 PM
Author: Aggressive site mexican

tbf, the Angry Birds movie was pretty strongly anti-immigrant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314240)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 6:09 PM
Author: Effete Carmine Coffee Pot Market

To the best of my knowledge, Angry Birds was not a Disney movie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Angry_Birds_Movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315318)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:04 PM
Author: Ivory ceo



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Date: May 30th, 2019 8:12 PM
Author: alcoholic jade university preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315939)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:15 AM
Author: provocative resort dysfunction

we have kids you fucking dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313146)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy theatre azn

It’s made for adults who have fond memories of Aladdin as children and children. That’s the draw of remaking established children’s movies in a “realistic” way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313611)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 10:44 AM
Author: Burgundy bat shit crazy forum hominid

It’s 90 percent driven by global box office. 10 percent SJW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313030)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:01 AM
Author: pink histrionic ticket booth liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313092)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: crusty salmon crackhouse legend

chinks want to see girl-power fantasies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313098)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 12:36 PM
Author: indigo maniacal ape sanctuary

Yeah, I dont watch Yankee made movies anymore. They are Soviet propoganda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313550)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: learning disabled location

>Jasmine has two soliloquies in the middle of scenes were she sings a song about how she won't be silenced.

These kinds of complaints seem a shit take. Isn't Aladdin all about some loser striver wish fulfillment bullshit? And it bothers you the remake involves a woman being allowed to TALK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313888)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker

It was ridiculous because she her "voicelessness" amounted to her inability to be an absolute monarch.

Elevating the grievances of privileged women into existential crises is huge in Hollywood now and annoying as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313917)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: mildly autistic passionate legal warrant

"Thud Butt" is misogynist flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314293)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:51 PM
Author: wonderful field selfie



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: adventurous infuriating point degenerate

it's an affront to islam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314210)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 1:41 PM
Author: Supple Greedy International Law Enforcement Agency Gay Wizard

Your own fault for watching this crap or letting your family watch it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313895)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 1:44 PM
Author: Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker

Saw it on a date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38313923)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: pink histrionic ticket booth liquid oxygen

Lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314173)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:22 PM
Author: Ivory ceo

His name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314857)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: Orchid circlehead immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314925)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: green curious locus rigpig

thread is over now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314934)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker

Russian girl actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314936)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: opaque jewess

*facepalm*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315011)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 5:01 PM
Author: Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315027)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 5:07 PM
Author: opaque jewess

Russians of all people should know better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315057)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: milky slimy church



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:54 PM
Author: Burgundy bat shit crazy forum hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314989)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 7:40 PM
Author: peach razzle-dazzle stage



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Date: May 30th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: Aggressive site mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315798)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 4:43 PM
Author: Big Sadistic Plaza

I'm shocked!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38314933)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 6:05 PM
Author: translucent principal's office

Saw this very high and in imax 3d. Made it fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315308)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 6:14 PM
Author: Lake Offensive Place Of Business Business Firm



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Date: May 30th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Twinkling headpube

up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38315513)



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Date: June 1st, 2019 12:59 PM
Author: Mewling demanding brethren hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38324159)



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Date: June 1st, 2019 3:00 PM
Author: opaque jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38324587)



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Date: May 30th, 2019 9:01 PM
Author: well-lubricated parlour

ITT: what the third world looks, sounds, and feels like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38316269)



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Date: May 31st, 2019 8:05 AM
Author: Ultramarine Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38318178)



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Date: May 31st, 2019 8:13 AM
Author: odious public bath

None of these objections seem that bad compared to other recent movies. Who cares if Jasmine figures out that Aladdin is scamming her a little earlier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38318189)



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Date: June 1st, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: Bright Vivacious Orchestra Pit Windowlicker

The point is that they don't serve the plot at all, and actually make the story nonsensical. It's only done for GIRLS ROCK purposes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4272664&forum_id=2#38324187)