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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:17 PM
Author: bisexual sneaky criminal abode

I see her once or twice a week, usually when we cross paths in the hallway as we're both headed to the bathroom (LJL), sometimes I see her in the elevator. I saw her in the elevator this morning, and I was going to go with "You know, I see you and your co-workers all the time, but I have no idea what you guys do in there" and then go for the name exchange. I pussied out. All other ideas are welcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710438)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:24 PM
Author: fragrant fanboi newt

Just talk to her like she's a normal person. Most guys put hot chicks on a pedestal, big time. So if you can show her that you can deal with her hotness without acting weird, you'll be way ahead of the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710498)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:26 PM
Author: bisexual sneaky criminal abode

I don't talk to anybody, so this advice isn't helpful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710520)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:30 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 7:54 PM
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Date: August 20th, 2019 2:43 PM
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Date: August 20th, 2019 4:24 PM
Author: french brass selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38715290)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:25 PM
Author: Laughsome Salmon Crackhouse

how many people in this scenario are asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710504)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: bisexual sneaky criminal abode

She's a 5'10" blue eyed blonde who works in finance at a mid market PE shop. She wears silk blouses tucked into pencil skirts all the time and it drives me up a wall whenever I see her. I'm your prototypical 6'2'' pumo Chad, but I'm really shy.

I'm the youngest person at my firm and the next youngest employee is 15 years older, so there's nobody for me to crush on at work other than this chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710537)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: Slate Shivering Azn Milk

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710554)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:36 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 7:26 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: boyish fantasy-prone shrine water buffalo

what selection pressures caused asians to evolve to the point where they're so rule/status conscious that they become this uniquely mentally ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710567)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Salmon Crackhouse

i'm gonna have to assume that you're asian because you didn't specifically say that you aren't

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710595)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 6:48 PM
Author: bisexual sneaky criminal abode

Not Asian, but I am a little quirky bc of ESL (no accent).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711088)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:51 PM
Author: Offensive Walnut Step-uncle's House Famous Landscape Painting

We’re supposed to believe you’re ESL and 6’2?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711674)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 9:26 PM
Author: Jet-lagged depressive

(6'2 Nordic finance Chad pumo who's just a little shy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711855)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 6:11 PM
Author: Pearly filthy corner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710976)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:25 PM
Author: Sadistic Resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710506)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:25 PM
Author: boyish fantasy-prone shrine water buffalo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710512)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 9:30 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:26 PM
Author: Anal hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710515)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: Glassy wonderful degenerate

I think your line is probably better than anything this crowd will come up with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710525)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: cracking autistic corn cake legal warrant

Stop the elevator in between floors and then deploy the ether-soaked rag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710527)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:29 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:11 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:29 PM
Author: Cobalt vibrant pit

Break out your Aerosmith "Love in an Elevator" cosplay you've been working on for months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710543)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:31 PM
Author: self-centered bawdyhouse goal in life

Mumble something about the Industrial Revolution and its consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710557)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:36 PM
Author: pink state nibblets

as long as its before 12pm, you can say "morning". after that it gets tricky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710593)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:37 PM
Author: Stirring tank

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710597)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: vivacious sound barrier

You have to remember that gorgeous women view eye contact as a sign of strength. Looking away is seen as weakness. Make eye contact and never break it, for any reason. She’ll be so impressed and turned on that she will naturally follow you back to your office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710622)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 5:42 PM
Author: Irate soul-stirring stage telephone

And its important that you know the layout of your office building so well that you can lead her there while walking backwards, your eyes fixed on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710886)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 5:48 PM
Author: Puce talking partner library

isn't prolonged eye contact creepy? difficult for autists like the op to know when to stop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710904)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 6:17 PM
Author: vivacious sound barrier

That was supposed to be the joke. It was intentionally bad advice. Guess it didn’t come across as funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710991)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 6:18 PM
Author: Laughsome Salmon Crackhouse



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Date: August 19th, 2019 7:38 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711269)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 7:56 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 5:39 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 5:42 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 5:49 PM
Author: Maniacal Ladyboy Nowag

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Date: August 19th, 2019 9:17 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:00 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:14 PM
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Date: August 20th, 2019 4:34 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 5:54 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 6:14 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2019 6:21 PM
Author: chocolate brunch therapy

You've come to the right place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711003)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 6:34 PM
Author: sable histrionic generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711048)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: sable histrionic generalized bond

trip & fall into her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711096)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 7:08 PM
Author: Ruby learning disabled plaza cuckoldry

Imagine you absolutely go for it. Let's say you see her that morning, say hello, bullshit about whatever comes to mind that morning, then 15 seconds later she's gone, but wait! Get on the elevator to leave and there she is again (or the elevator stops on her floor or whatever, you get my point). You go for it. You ask her your name and introduce yourself. You say you want to get to know her better and you want to take her out to get drinks after work, and if today's not good for her, you'd like to know what day this week might work. You ask for her number. She completely shuts you down. What's your next move? If your answer is "act like a little bitch and avoid her and sink deep into my feeling of rejection" then you aren't ready.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711160)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: Talented stead queen of the night

You can’t just come out and say something stupid at first. You have to pop in and say hello and smile and have that happen a couple times. Then down the road after you’ve done that a bit and laid the foundation, you introduce yourself and see how it goes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711216)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 9:43 PM
Author: cream contagious sanctuary

Yes you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711928)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: Garnet heady twinkling uncleanness community account

Just hit all the buttons and say "heh now we're together for a little while longer heh"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711267)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 7:40 PM
Author: bisexual sneaky criminal abode

A little false imprisonment lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711277)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 7:51 PM
Author: passionate tan nursing home clown

Call her on the elevator phone and ask her out

https://www.wired.com/story/elevator-phone-phreaking-defcon/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711343)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 7:59 PM
Author: titillating hairy legs dopamine

Just make eye contact and smile. If she reciprocates, drop that line you came up with. Once you get her name, you can casually say hello every time you see her and everything else flows naturally from there without feeling like a pick up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711379)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:44 PM
Author: Bonkers toaster

what do people use an 8 inch elevator for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711624)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 8:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained exciting temple

ever seen Liar Liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711670)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:02 PM
Author: self-centered bawdyhouse goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38712007)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 9:17 PM
Author: bisexual sneaky criminal abode

I'm using the power of positive thinking to help psych me up... I'm imaging marrying her and telling story at our wedding of how I finally got the courage to talk to her in the elevator on the way to work one morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711820)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 9:31 PM
Author: sable histrionic generalized bond

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711877)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 9:40 PM
Author: Supple love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711919)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:03 PM
Author: self-centered bawdyhouse goal in life

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38712008)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: titillating hairy legs dopamine

(guy with rich inner life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38712050)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine Disrespectful Genital Piercing Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38712055)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Insane chapel

Give up now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38713233)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 4:30 PM
Author: boyish fantasy-prone shrine water buffalo

this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38715314)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 9:22 PM
Author: angry glittery alpha

Before I can answer this prompt I need to know what you rank on a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of looks, and where you are in the social hierarchy as far as money and status are concerned. Once you tell me I’ll let you know what I think. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711837)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: bisexual sneaky criminal abode

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4228753&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38712069)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: angry glittery alpha

I'm not familiar with that looks ranking site. If you're attractive then just talk to her, it does not matter what you say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38712230)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: thriller rehab

risten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38712095)



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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Bipolar Sandwich Native

Sila did NOT deep french kiss me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38712175)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: hot odious affirmative action business firm

rip an absolute carpet bomb fart in there and then blame it on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38713541)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 10:07 AM
Author: boyish fantasy-prone shrine water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38713545)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: cracking autistic corn cake legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38713555)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Pearly filthy corner

Next time you see her, motion her over to you with your index finger like you have a secret to tell her. When she comes over say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with ALL FIVE [wiggle all five fingers]."

Works every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38714178)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: canary sinister macaca national

amazingly funny thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38714695)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 4:26 PM
Author: razzle khaki range

"Hey baby, I noticed you have braces"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38715299)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: mildly autistic box office

just do what matt damon does in the departed

IRL actually smile at her make eye contact for a split second longer than usual and see how she reacts. if she gives you shitty signals don't bother. you'll be able to tell immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38715367)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:31 PM
Author: titillating hairy legs dopamine

this is obviously the credited advice for non-aspies who can read body language and effectively communicate in the moment.

he should at least get on a smile and eye contact basis with her. saying hi and small talk should flow naturally from there. at which point, OP should be able to tell if there's some interest from her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38715674)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:36 PM
Author: Slate Shivering Azn Milk

I'll give you the only not flame advice ITT: stick your hand out in the elevator, smile, and say "I'm wang chung" or whatever then go back to autistically staring or put ur headphones in or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38715712)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic box office

"I was in the band Wang Chung"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38715823)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: mint abnormal kitty station

“I see you a lot. You some kind of fag?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38715839)



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Date: September 4th, 2019 5:04 PM
Author: bisexual sneaky criminal abode

UPDATE:

I stalked her some on Facebook and I realized she was <><><>MARRIED<><<><>. I got gloomy about this since I was finally excited I was going to talk to her after making this thread.

A few days ago I run into her again in the elevator. I was debating with myself whether I should bother or not, but I started talking... She was super sweet, we exchanged names and talked a little bit about what we do. We even spent 2-3 minutes just chatting in the lobby after getting off the elevator.

I obviously pretended like I didn't know she's married. I mentioned that I'm glad I chatted her up and that I looked forward to running into her again. She said she was too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38786099)



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Date: September 4th, 2019 5:22 PM
Author: arousing friendly grandma

What sweet line did you start with?

All hopes not lost. You could 1. Be a fun fuck toy; 2. Make a friend; 3. Go out for drinks and get introduced to her hot (lol) rich friends...

Lots of possibilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38786236)



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Date: September 4th, 2019 5:38 PM
Author: Unholy Property

2-3 minute conversation? She basically wants the D then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38786343)



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Date: September 4th, 2019 5:55 PM
Author: titillating hairy legs dopamine

Are you better looking than her husband?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38786447)



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Date: September 4th, 2019 6:08 PM
Author: Frum french chef locus

I’m 100% certain this was awkward as FUCK. Far more than you prob realize. Its impossible that you didn’t do or say anything to suggest you were nervous and stalked her beforehand and polled a message bowed on what to say .

Next time just start talking as soon as you see her if you can. Like a total impulse. Whatever comes to mind works if you’re confident and it isn’t fucking strange. Agonizing like this = 100% bad outcome IME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38786515)