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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:17 PM Author: Clear gaming laptop location I see her once or twice a week, usually when we cross paths in the hallway as we're both headed to the bathroom (LJL), sometimes I see her in the elevator. I saw her in the elevator this morning, and I was going to go with "You know, I see you and your co-workers all the time, but I have no idea what you guys do in there" and then go for the name exchange. I pussied out. All other ideas are welcome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710438) |
Date: August 19th, 2019 4:24 PM Author: orange university Just talk to her like she's a normal person. Most guys put hot chicks on a pedestal, big time. So if you can show her that you can deal with her hotness without acting weird, you'll be way ahead of the game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710498) |
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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:26 PM Author: Clear gaming laptop location I don't talk to anybody, so this advice isn't helpful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38710520) |
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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:28 PM Author: Clear gaming laptop location She's a 5'10" blue eyed blonde who works in finance at a mid market PE shop. She wears silk blouses tucked into pencil skirts all the time and it drives me up a wall whenever I see her. I'm your prototypical 6'2'' pumo Chad, but I'm really shy. I'm the youngest person at my firm and the next youngest employee is 15 years older, so there's nobody for me to crush on at work other than this chick. |
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Date: August 19th, 2019 4:37 PM Author: twinkling vibrant locale i'm gonna have to assume that you're asian because you didn't specifically say that you aren't
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Date: August 19th, 2019 6:48 PM Author: Clear gaming laptop location Not Asian, but I am a little quirky bc of ESL (no accent). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38711088) |
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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:49 PM Author: wonderful lay potus I'm not familiar with that looks ranking site. If you're attractive then just talk to her, it does not matter what you say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38712230) |
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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:19 PM Author: mewling state idea he suggested risten (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38712095) |
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Date: August 19th, 2019 10:36 PM Author: Marvelous ape step-uncle's house Sila did NOT deep french kiss me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38712175) |
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Date: August 20th, 2019 10:06 AM Author: slippery spot rip an absolute carpet bomb fart in there and then blame it on her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38713541) |
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Date: August 20th, 2019 10:07 AM Author: Stimulating Party Of The First Part Mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38713545) |
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Date: August 20th, 2019 12:31 PM Author: comical boltzmann space Next time you see her, motion her over to you with your index finger like you have a secret to tell her. When she comes over say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with ALL FIVE [wiggle all five fingers]."
Works every time. |
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Date: August 20th, 2019 2:19 PM Author: Olive beta water buffalo sound barrier amazingly funny thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38714695) |
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Date: August 20th, 2019 4:26 PM Author: Hairraiser theater "Hey baby, I noticed you have braces" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38715299) |
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Date: August 20th, 2019 4:40 PM Author: frisky macaca just do what matt damon does in the departed
IRL actually smile at her make eye contact for a split second longer than usual and see how she reacts. if she gives you shitty signals don't bother. you'll be able to tell immediately. |
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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:31 PM Author: Saffron Fragrant Stead Sex Offender this is obviously the credited advice for non-aspies who can read body language and effectively communicate in the moment.
he should at least get on a smile and eye contact basis with her. saying hi and small talk should flow naturally from there. at which point, OP should be able to tell if there's some interest from her. |
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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:36 PM Author: french zippy brunch I'll give you the only not flame advice ITT: stick your hand out in the elevator, smile, and say "I'm wang chung" or whatever then go back to autistically staring or put ur headphones in or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38715712) |
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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:56 PM Author: frisky macaca "I was in the band Wang Chung" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38715823) |
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Date: August 20th, 2019 5:59 PM Author: Arousing Burgundy Tank “I see you a lot. You some kind of fag?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38715839) |
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Date: September 4th, 2019 5:04 PM Author: Clear gaming laptop location UPDATE:
I stalked her some on Facebook and I realized she was <><><>MARRIED<><<><>. I got gloomy about this since I was finally excited I was going to talk to her after making this thread.
A few days ago I run into her again in the elevator. I was debating with myself whether I should bother or not, but I started talking... She was super sweet, we exchanged names and talked a little bit about what we do. We even spent 2-3 minutes just chatting in the lobby after getting off the elevator.
I obviously pretended like I didn't know she's married. I mentioned that I'm glad I chatted her up and that I looked forward to running into her again. She said she was too! |
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Date: September 4th, 2019 5:22 PM Author: hyperactive juggernaut philosopher-king What sweet line did you start with?
All hopes not lost. You could 1. Be a fun fuck toy; 2. Make a friend; 3. Go out for drinks and get introduced to her hot (lol) rich friends...
Lots of possibilities. |
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Date: September 4th, 2019 5:38 PM Author: Maize dashing psychic 2-3 minute conversation? She basically wants the D then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38786343) |
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Date: September 4th, 2019 5:55 PM Author: Saffron Fragrant Stead Sex Offender Are you better looking than her husband? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4326483&forum_id=2#38786447) |
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Date: September 4th, 2019 6:08 PM Author: pontificating digit ratio I’m 100% certain this was awkward as FUCK. Far more than you prob realize. Its impossible that you didn’t do or say anything to suggest you were nervous and stalked her beforehand and polled a message bowed on what to say .
Next time just start talking as soon as you see her if you can. Like a total impulse. Whatever comes to mind works if you’re confident and it isn’t fucking strange. Agonizing like this = 100% bad outcome IME |