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wife and i have been perfecting breakfast burritos

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
You have to go back
khaki stimulating elastic band
  11/29/19
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Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
only hard part is rolling one up.
Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
  11/22/19
cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to s...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together,...
elite hunting ground candlestick maker
  11/22/19
you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a go...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
trust me I know these things
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  11/22/19
It sounds very very “California”
territorial theater filthpig
  11/25/19
Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.
elite hunting ground candlestick maker
  11/25/19
what ingredients are you using
Vivacious Coiffed Locus Quadroon
  11/22/19
scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garl...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
of all meats, why turkey?
ruddy newt
  11/22/19
yeah he lost me there too brother
Vivacious Coiffed Locus Quadroon
  11/22/19
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Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
  11/22/19
getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOB...
Burgundy Native
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  11/22/19
just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burr...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
people are fucked up man its a weird world
trip sexy yarmulke
  11/22/19
have children
bat shit crazy school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  11/22/19
we have 2, brother.
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
wtf
razzmatazz coldplay fan
  11/22/19
wtf is your problem
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro
razzmatazz coldplay fan
  11/22/19
yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of...
trip sexy yarmulke
  11/22/19
lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of h...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shi...
trip sexy yarmulke
  11/22/19
ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around an...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
im a slayer lol u fag
trip sexy yarmulke
  11/22/19
Tcr.
ruddy newt
  11/22/19
Sliced turkey? WTF?
marvelous dilemma ladyboy
  11/25/19
This is an atrocity.
Zombie-like comical mood
  03/05/22
Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a sli...
coral heady locale
  11/22/19
sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs ove...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.
coral heady locale
  11/22/19
that's over medium brej
bat shit crazy school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  11/22/19
but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?
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  11/22/19
finish your food I put fries in it
French arousing area
  11/22/19
fag
bateful selfie bawdyhouse
  11/22/19
now get her to try something hard like a hamburger
charcoal soul-stirring immigrant
  11/22/19
she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his ...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
big lunch week next week for sure
charcoal soul-stirring immigrant
  11/22/19
i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
enjoy having a fat wife
Wonderful striped hyena field
  11/22/19
she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad bra...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
Get back to me in 2 years
Wonderful striped hyena field
  11/22/19
Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices
fluffy irate station
  11/25/19
homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable a...
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  03/05/22
so many haters on here it's wild. jealous because you don't ...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in ...
trip sexy yarmulke
  11/22/19
man why do you have to hate so much i said we were perfec...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
lol
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Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
  11/25/19
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  11/29/19
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Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
  11/25/19
Breakfast burritos are best eaten on a chairlift before your...
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  11/22/19
hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
Well, my ass is certainly blown out!
Transparent dead cuckold chad
  11/22/19
Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because ...
Charismatic Corner Dysfunction
  11/22/19
120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that a...
Burgundy Native
  11/22/19
FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE
trip sexy yarmulke
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Transparent dead cuckold chad
  11/22/19
sorry i can't put cock in it like you do
Burgundy Native
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razzmatazz coldplay fan
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cocky massive corn cake
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swashbuckling bronze market mad cow disease
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I like turkey
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  11/23/19
eye rike a turkey
trip sexy yarmulke
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ruddy newt
  11/29/19
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  04/19/21
Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like...
high-end french chef rigor
  11/23/19
cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.
disturbing cracking tanning salon death wish
  11/25/19
no you're both retarded on this one bro
Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
  11/25/19
I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presum...
high-end french chef rigor
  11/25/19
taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree th...
Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
  11/25/19
Same. I agree that the problem is with the egg/tortilla syn...
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  05/08/24
you gotta chase your dreams, man
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Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
  11/23/19
this reminds me of the buttfuckers who piled on that fag who...
Emerald alpha
  11/25/19
no, fag just let ppl do what they want instead of thinkin...
trip sexy yarmulke
  11/25/19
lol at gooky punctuation marks
disturbing cracking tanning salon death wish
  11/25/19
"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos&quo...
trip sexy yarmulke
  11/25/19
are you drunk?
Emerald alpha
  11/25/19
are you a faggot chink?
trip sexy yarmulke
  11/25/19
sweet edit drunky
Emerald alpha
  11/25/19
BING CHONG HE EDIT!!! wtf does that have to w anything u ...
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  11/25/19
lol
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Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
  11/25/19
and though a relatively trash fish, tilapia can be good if p...
Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
  11/25/19
Relatively? It's a 100% exclusive trash fish raised on liter...
fluffy irate station
  11/25/19
https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2016/03/09/the-new-abyssin...
Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
  11/25/19
calm down faggot
Emerald alpha
  11/25/19
caramelized onions and red peppers were a 1800000 addition ...
Burgundy Native
  11/25/19
Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito
pungent glassy really tough guy
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Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
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Burgundy Native
  11/25/19
OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty
razzmatazz coldplay fan
  11/25/19
Why poast this? You’re a gook pumo, nobody knows who y...
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Sounds like disgusting slop. For you to post this and think ...
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  11/25/19
congrats on the 100 post thread brother
Vivacious Coiffed Locus Quadroon
  11/25/19
All it takes is a little TURKEY
vibrant digit ratio
  11/25/19
happy thanksgiving
Vivacious Coiffed Locus Quadroon
  11/25/19
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Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
  11/25/19
LJL at how irate this thread made ppl
Burgundy Native
  11/25/19
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Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
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Vivacious Coiffed Locus Quadroon
  11/25/19
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vibrant digit ratio
  11/25/19
Xo is an odd place.
Ebony Odious Kitty Cat Parlour
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racy resort
  11/29/19
Lol @ this guys shitty burrito
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  11/25/19
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razzmatazz coldplay fan
  11/25/19
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Talented chestnut queen of the night
  11/29/19
Why is XO so MAF this dude is enjoying life?
Ebony Odious Kitty Cat Parlour
  11/25/19
found OP's asian wife
trip sexy yarmulke
  11/25/19
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Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
  11/25/19
Big day today!
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  11/29/19
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Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
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territorial theater filthpig
  11/29/19
lmao this thread is johnsmeyerian. Love how he starts the bu...
Histrionic pisswyrm
  12/03/19
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Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim
  03/27/20
Yeah “burrito shell” made me lol
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  05/30/21
Incredible thread, lol hard every time it gets bumped
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tbf, the breakfast burrito does sound like an atrocity that ...
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Try this: omelette with mushrooms and cheese, add fresh pico...
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Ljl
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  05/09/22
this reminds me of fulano's cold cut shabu shabu
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who the fuck wants to eat a "breakfast burrito" an...
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scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way tp
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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

at a minimum, no reason to ever get one from outside anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158049)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:48 AM
Author: khaki stimulating elastic band

You have to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189299)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: Burgundy Native



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim

only hard part is rolling one up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158164)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:45 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

cr. easy in theory, not in practice. we wrap it in foil to stabilize it, then toss it on the pan to grill it for a few minutes so the shell gets crispier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158207)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: elite hunting ground candlestick maker

I'm not mad you and your wife are enjoying cooking together, but this "burrito" sounds like an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158704)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

you have to trust me. i'm a burrito afficionado. i know a good burrito brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158725)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: Aromatic Depressive Casino

trust me I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645962)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz coldplay fan



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:04 PM
Author: French arousing area



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:22 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling bronze market mad cow disease



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: territorial theater filthpig

It sounds very very “California”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170271)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:44 PM
Author: elite hunting ground candlestick maker

Very NOT southern California, which is why it is bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170370)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Coiffed Locus Quadroon

what ingredients are you using

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way, with pepper and garlic salt, cheese thrown in at the end so it melts

avocado sliced

turkey slices cut up in small pieces

trader joe's burrito shell

trader joe's tator tots

more cheese

salsa verde in the burrito, hot sauce on the side

this weekend we're gonna experiment with roasted red peppers, diced tomato and caramelized onions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158220)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:48 PM
Author: ruddy newt

of all meats, why turkey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158229)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Vivacious Coiffed Locus Quadroon

yeah he lost me there too brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158239)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158273)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:03 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

getting persian tonight so maybe i'll toss the leftover KOOBIDEH in tomorrow, ty for the inspiration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158329)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:10 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Coiffed Locus Quadroon



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling bronze market mad cow disease



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: racy resort



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:56 PM
Author: ruddy newt



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: cocky massive corn cake



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:45 AM
Author: provocative coffee pot pit



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: lilac supple ticket booth love of her life



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

just what we had on hand the last two weeks, though the burrito is heavy enough on its own that i'm glad it's not a greasier meat like steak or bacon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158254)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:27 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke

people are fucked up man its a weird world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158436)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:51 PM
Author: bat shit crazy school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

have children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158244)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

we have 2, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158256)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz coldplay fan

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158682)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:57 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

wtf is your problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158795)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz coldplay fan

this "breakfast burrito" sounds pretty 162 bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158850)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:23 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke

yeah honestly sounds like it tastes like shit i mean half of the shit in it is trader josé’s

fuck you op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158909)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

lmao sit down little boy maybe daddy will give you some of his burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158917)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:31 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke

no youre an autistic chink with a shitty life that makes shitty food and tries to brag about it online

youre a huge faggot nothing you say matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158939)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

ok mr. napoleon complex, youre like a gnat buzzing around annoying the FUCK out of me but i know i can stomp you whenever i want so it's all good, enjoy your shitty life while it lasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158955)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke

im a slayer lol

u fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158966)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: ruddy newt

Tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159070)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: marvelous dilemma ladyboy

Sliced turkey? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169871)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Zombie-like comical mood

This is an atrocity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090569)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: coral heady locale

Egg over hard with couple strips of bacon, hot to melt a slice of cheddar, hot sauce, wrap and enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158260)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:54 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

sounds pretty shitty brother. nobody ever asked for eggs over hard in their bb and you need some kind of potato.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158264)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:56 PM
Author: coral heady locale

Just hard enough the yolk wont run and make a mess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158279)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

that's over medium brej

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158297)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: flushed alcoholic genital piercing dog poop

but WHERE do we draw the line between the two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158424)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: French arousing area

finish your food I put fries in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158285)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:35 PM
Author: bateful selfie bawdyhouse

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158672)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: charcoal soul-stirring immigrant

now get her to try something hard like a hamburger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158680)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:38 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

she is an excellent cook. one of our friends is sending his wife over on sunday so she can shadow my wife as she preps our lunches for the week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158683)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:39 PM
Author: charcoal soul-stirring immigrant

big lunch week next week for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158689)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:40 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

i bring 4 lunches pw so yeah she's making 3, no need to be a dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158692)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:47 PM
Author: Wonderful striped hyena field

enjoy having a fat wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158738)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

she only eats half and saves the rest for later. you mad brah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158793)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:00 PM
Author: Wonderful striped hyena field

Get back to me in 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158807)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:11 PM
Author: fluffy irate station

Nothing like leftover tortilla, eggs, and avocado slices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169797)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Fighting philosopher-king gunner

homemade eggs, meat, cheese seems like a pretty reasonable and healthy thing for someone to eat, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090555)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

so many haters on here it's wild. jealous because you don't have a wife and you don't know how to make breakfast burritos half as tasty as mine, crying losing hoap as postmates delivers some lukewarm slop 3 days a week and you subsist on cereal and oatmeal on other days looking forward to weekends tipping some uninterested waitress $9 for your burger and two beers

this is why i don't like sharing anything with you guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158915)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke

no your burrito sounds like an annoying clusterfuck pain in the ass to make while also having weird ingredients and tasting like shit

you cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158919)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

man why do you have to hate so much

i said we were perfecting it, not that it was perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158926)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:56 PM
Author: disturbing cracking tanning salon death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169666)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169704)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189533)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169706)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Transparent dead cuckold chad

Breakfast burritos are best eaten on a chairlift before your first run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158918)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

hnnngh first run to the bathroom...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158921)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Transparent dead cuckold chad

Well, my ass is certainly blown out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158923)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Charismatic Corner Dysfunction

Greatest breakfast burrito I've ever had is no more because the chef's wife convinced him to go vegan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158925)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

120000000 but tbh there are a lot of meat substitutes that are pretty good these days



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158929)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke

FUCKING TURKEY FOR CHRISTS SAKE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158942)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: Transparent dead cuckold chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158957)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

sorry i can't put cock in it like you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158968)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39158974)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 8:59 PM
Author: cocky massive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159289)



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Date: November 22nd, 2019 9:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling bronze market mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39159313)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 5:42 AM
Author: flushed alcoholic genital piercing dog poop

I like turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160189)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke

eye rike a turkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161694)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: ruddy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189339)



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Date: April 19th, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Motley piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42306948)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:14 AM
Author: high-end french chef rigor

Something about a breakfast burrito is wrong. I try one like once a year and always hate it. I think it's the egg with tortilla idk but happy your 162 thing brings you joy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160227)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 12:57 PM
Author: disturbing cracking tanning salon death wish

cr. Something weird about the tortilla egg combo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169671)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:01 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim

no you're both retarded on this one bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169709)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: high-end french chef rigor

I got the support I need from a southern Cali bro who presumably has had good versions of this. Something just isn't right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169794)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim

taste is ultimately subjective, but we can probably agree that eating turkey in a burrito of any kind is akin to delighting in shit eating (i.e. indicates something's a lil' off with u)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169812)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: disturbing cracking tanning salon death wish

Same. I agree that the problem is with the egg/tortilla synergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645955)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:22 AM
Author: Pale lodge

you gotta chase your dreams, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160236)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 6:24 AM
Author: flushed alcoholic genital piercing dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39160239)



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Date: November 23rd, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39161398)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:02 PM
Author: Emerald alpha

this reminds me of the buttfuckers who piled on that fag who was legit impressed by his wife's tilapia. just let ppl enjoy some stuff you queers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169721)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:05 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke

no, fag

just let ppl do what they want instead of thinking they should listen to a bunch of gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169748)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: disturbing cracking tanning salon death wish

lol at gooky punctuation marks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169881)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke

"let me and my asian wife enjoy our turkey burritos"

and you defend this "man" jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169762)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:08 PM
Author: Emerald alpha

are you drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169770)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke

are you a faggot chink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169785)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Emerald alpha

sweet edit drunky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169826)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:20 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke

BING CHONG HE EDIT!!!

wtf does that have to w anything u 5 IQ sperg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169865)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz coldplay fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169957)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:09 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169778)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:10 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim

and though a relatively trash fish, tilapia can be good if prepared remarkably well, for that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169784)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: fluffy irate station

Relatively? It's a 100% exclusive trash fish raised on literal shit in Chinese hellponds. You can douse it in enough ketchup to mask the shit, but let's not pretend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169813)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim

https://www.wweek.com/restaurants/2016/03/09/the-new-abyssinian-kitchen-is-portlands-most-upscale-ethiopian-restaurant/

eat it at a restaurant like this with an open mind, and maybe you'd like it bro.

i know what the fish is. carp is also a shit fish. asian peeps can manage to make it taste good, on occasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169824)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:17 PM
Author: Emerald alpha

calm down faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169833)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:07 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

caramelized onions and red peppers were a 1800000 addition

however wife and i have resolved to eat these a little less as there is a DISTURBING amount of food inside a burrito, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169756)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:29 PM
Author: pungent glassy really tough guy

Lol at you autists getting MAF over a burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169908)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169946)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: Burgundy Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169950)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz coldplay fan

OP's "breakfast burrito" is a travesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39169951)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:48 PM
Author: Claret laughsome regret forum

Why poast this? You’re a gook pumo, nobody knows who you are or that you have a wife, you’re making shit burritos. Why poast this? Explain your reasoning pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170057)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: titillating jet travel guidebook institution

Sounds like disgusting slop. For you to post this and think its notable you must be an awkward weird loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170062)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:08 PM
Author: Vivacious Coiffed Locus Quadroon

congrats on the 100 post thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: vibrant digit ratio

All it takes is a little TURKEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170202)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Coiffed Locus Quadroon

happy thanksgiving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170206)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:10 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170207)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Burgundy Native

LJL at how irate this thread made ppl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170213)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:12 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170218)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Coiffed Locus Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170221)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: vibrant digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170260)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: Ebony Odious Kitty Cat Parlour

Xo is an odd place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170643)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:47 AM
Author: racy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189294)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Rambunctious Parlor Wagecucks

Lol @ this guys shitty burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170273)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170436)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Talented chestnut queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189276)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Ebony Odious Kitty Cat Parlour

Why is XO so MAF this dude is enjoying life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170515)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:07 PM
Author: trip sexy yarmulke

found OP's asian wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170519)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: medicated toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170559)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39170611)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: high-end french chef rigor

Big day today!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189350)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 11:49 AM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189523)



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Date: November 29th, 2019 12:28 PM
Author: territorial theater filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39189680)



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Date: December 3rd, 2019 11:06 AM
Author: Histrionic pisswyrm

lmao this thread is johnsmeyerian. Love how he starts the burrito description “scrambled eggs prepared the ramsay way...” to sort of hook you so that “turkey slices cut up in small pieces, trader joe's burrito shell, etc.” are extra stunning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39207510)



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Date: March 27th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: Lavender Up-to-no-good Temple Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#39876423)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Stubborn Internet-worthy Goal In Life

Yeah “burrito shell” made me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43710009)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Fighting philosopher-king gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090572)



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Date: April 27th, 2020 9:17 AM
Author: high-end french chef rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#40101700)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:09 AM
Author: fragrant gay center water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544394)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:14 AM
Author: racy resort

Incredible thread, lol hard every time it gets bumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544409)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: metal thriller degenerate

tbf, the breakfast burrito does sound like an atrocity that should not be tried at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544445)



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Date: May 30th, 2021 11:29 AM
Author: slippery indian lodge

Try this: omelette with mushrooms and cheese, add fresh pico de Gallo if desired

Bacon

Toast with butter and jam if desired

Fresh fruit

Breakfast doesn not, and has never, needed a fucking burrito

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#42544447)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Stubborn Internet-worthy Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#43709999)



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Date: March 5th, 2022 2:45 PM
Author: Self-centered codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44090529)



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Date: May 8th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Tripping Multi-colored Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477410)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:15 AM
Author: Talented chestnut queen of the night

Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477557)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:16 AM
Author: narrow-minded principal's office

this reminds me of fulano's cold cut shabu shabu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477562)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Emerald alpha

who the fuck wants to eat a "breakfast burrito" anyways? just make bacon and eggs you dumb nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#44477577)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 5:18 PM
Author: Submissive prole garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#45165819)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:40 PM
Author: dark wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4386939&forum_id=2#47645891)



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Date: May 8th, 2024 4:41 PM
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